Peta. Getting Tired of all the religious, brony and political battles. I just want to bring it back to a simpler time that we can all agree on: Peta is Retarded peta is fucking retarded
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#5 - sirfisticuffs
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(06/12/2013) [-]
As a matter of fact my girlfriend and sister look exactly a like. As in they're both are non-existent.
#277 to #5 - adamks
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(06/13/2013) [-]
Would you say that a rainbow colour apple and a brow-black striped pear looks the same because they are both non existant?
#325 to #277 - angreif
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(06/13/2013) [-]
closest i could find to the pear. it technically is brown and black striped, just a very opaque black
#324 to #277 - angreif
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(06/13/2013) [-]
actually, because the images of them exist in one's imagination due to the fact that their features were described
#318 to #277 - anon
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(06/13/2013) [-]
Yes. Because they look like nothing.
#272 to #5 - hypnoso
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(06/13/2013) [-]
this is what you sister looks like.
#315 to #5 - ironsoul
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(06/13/2013) [-]
#276 to #5 - sippay
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(06/13/2013) [-]
Onii-san I..
#112 to #5 - olizandri
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(06/13/2013) [-]
>they are both are nonexistent.
yes.
#33 to #5 - threeeighteen
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(06/13/2013) [-]
Or you're all Asian.
#17 - pendumonium
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(06/12/2013) [-]
DILEMMA TIME

Your girlfriend/boyfriend switched body with one of your parents. The only way to put things back to normal is to have sex with one of them.

Who's your pick?
#48 to #17 - turboderp
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(06/13/2013) [-]
Drug down your girlfriends body, sleeping pills or whatever, then go for it.
#94 to #17 - baconrainbow
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#102 to #17 - anon
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(06/13/2013) [-]
your mom.
#41 to #17 - salmonellabeam
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(06/13/2013) [-]
...break up with her.
#82 to #17 - rockerforlife
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(06/13/2013) [-]
...implying batman has a girlfriend..
#256 to #82 - anon
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(06/13/2013) [-]
Implying Batman has a mom
#313 to #256 - rockerforlife
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(06/13/2013) [-]
That would be the joke
#39 to #17 - internetshakespear
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(06/13/2013) [-]
Well that's easy. Have gf switch with mom, then bang gf's body. My mom died a few years ago, so all I'd have to do is **** my lifeless gf's body  to bring her back to life. Plus, no one would know except me. Perfect secret.
Well that's easy. Have gf switch with mom, then bang gf's body. My mom died a few years ago, so all I'd have to do is **** my lifeless gf's body to bring her back to life. Plus, no one would know except me. Perfect secret.
#27 to #17 - sanguinesolitude
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(06/12/2013) [-]
woah. Ok do i get to choose how the switch happens? I want the gf to switch bodies with my mom, my mom to switch into my dad, and my dad to switch into the gf. Then i bang dad with mom's mind.
#30 to #27 - paintplayer
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(06/13/2013) [-]
I...what?
#31 to #30 - sanguinesolitude
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(06/13/2013) [-]
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you know, bang both parents in one go. **** dad in the ass, but its mom who knows about it forever... does she tell him or does she keep it secret forever.


from then on i wink at her whenever i hug dad. MFW
#32 to #31 - paintplayer
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(06/13/2013) [-]
Clearly you need to speak to someone far more qualified than I to help you resolve whatever it is you have going on
#69 to #31 - thesinful ONLINE
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(06/13/2013) [-]
#23 to #17 - huffe
Reply +211
(06/12/2013) [-]
both at the same time
#76 - alucord ONLINE
Reply +142
(06/13/2013) [-]
My girlfriend is my sister
#24 - houseofbrick
Reply +73
(06/12/2013) [-]
I've had rabbit and turtle before and both were fantastic. If I saw cat on a menu, I'd try that, too.
#137 to #24 - keeponsailing
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(06/13/2013) [-]
Are.. rabbit and turtle not big where you come from? I've seen them on countless menus..
#159 to #137 - themongoose
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(06/13/2013) [-]
I've seen rabbit once, and that was in the northwest (US). In Southern California, we certainly don't have "odd" foods here. I cooked a duck one time and some of my friends thought it was weird. Where are you that you have a wider selection?
I've seen rabbit once, and that was in the northwest (US). In Southern California, we certainly don't have "odd" foods here. I cooked a duck one time and some of my friends thought it was weird. Where are you that you have a wider selection?
#263 to #159 - galacticboner
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(06/13/2013) [-]
I'm from Portugal and I raise both rabbits and ducks for food. I love duck rice, it's really good. You should try it. Duck is one of my favourite meats.
#307 to #159 - keeponsailing
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(06/13/2013) [-]
I've seen most of this around the Southern states of America.
Duck is delicious. Have you ever had turducken?
Alligator, squirrel, rabbit, turtle, shark, eel, catfish (don't really know if that's uncommon or not, but I've seldom heard of it in the other regions of America), chipmunk, hedgehog, bear, boar, snake, crawdads, frog.
I've also had things like chitlins and gizzards.
I've never had possum or raccoon because I don't want rabies, but I have heard of it being served. It's mainly in remote areas where someone's hunted it though.
Sorry if this seems like a long list, but I'm kinda cutting it short.
#330 to #307 - themongoose
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(06/14/2013) [-]
Don't forget pheasant, elk, deer and bison. I've had those and they are delicious. Duck and elk are my favorite meats. Nothing holds a candle to them.

Catfish is common, it's just not very tasty. If I'm offered a meat, I'm going to eat it; but I don't go to the south, so most of that is off the menu.
#331 to #330 - keeponsailing
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(06/14/2013) [-]
Thank you! I knew I was forgetting something. Moose is tasty too.

I know what you mean. My dad loved it though, so we had it all the time.
#158 to #137 - houseofbrick
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(06/13/2013) [-]
I live in a small-to-medium sized city in Florida (farthest Southeastern state), so no, the weirdest thing on a menu around here is Alligator.
#217 to #24 - headhunternl
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(06/13/2013) [-]
I've had alligator and kangaroo. The taste was way less interesting then it sounds.
I've had alligator and kangaroo. The taste was way less interesting then it sounds.
#224 to #24 - anon
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(06/13/2013) [-]
rabbits a rarity ? In romania you find it everywhere.
#232 to #24 - captnnorway
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(06/13/2013) [-]
You really should try moose ... It's the best meat, in my eyes atleast.
#26 to #24 - sanguinesolitude
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(06/12/2013) [-]
i would totally try cat if it were offered on the menu. I love cats and think they are adorable. But i also think rabbits and ducks are cute, and ive eaten both of those.
#28 to #24 - secretdestroyers
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(06/12/2013) [-]
Then just order Chinese...
#3 - jesussausage
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(06/12/2013) [-]
Jaime agrees
Jaime agrees
#45 to #3 - kingoflulzfool
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(06/13/2013) [-]
Lmfao, oh lord
#86 - bloodmagic
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(06/13/2013) [-]
Which begs the point, if animals eat us, why can't we eat them back? A bear wouldn't read this poster and be like, "Oh, i feel awful for eating that bitch Goldilocks"

Nah, that bear would be like, "Why yes I would. Then I'd eat the ****** who made this poster."

Granted bears can't talk, but you get the idea.

TL;DR: Bears eat Goldilocks, why can't I?
#317 to #86 - anon
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(06/13/2013) [-]
Because cannibalism is frowned upon.
#322 to #317 - bloodmagic
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(06/13/2013) [-]
That's not the eat i meant.
That's not the eat i meant.
#266 to #86 - cirruss
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(06/13/2013) [-]
Why did I read that in cr1tikals voice?
#100 to #86 - bandoslootshare
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(06/13/2013) [-]
its true.. but its getting to the point where vampires just farm humans for blood, keeping them in capsules. not like vampire hunting people anymore.
(analogy of animals being kept in cruel cages, ect"
#70 - thesinful ONLINE
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(06/13/2013) [-]
#1 - anon
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(06/12/2013) [-]
is it weird that the answer to both of those questions is yes
#44 to #1 - anon
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(06/13/2013) [-]
Q: "What's the Difference?" A: "yes"
#55 to #44 - crazyhindu
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(06/13/2013) [-]
Thats not the question

#163 to #55 - anon
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(06/13/2013) [-]
To be or not to be.

That is the question.
#167 to #163 - crazyhindu
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(06/13/2013) [-]
Hehe......**** you
#215 to #1 - amusingnutsack
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(06/13/2013) [-]
No, it would be weird if the answer was no you're fine.
#275 to #1 - anon
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(06/13/2013) [-]
Dump her. Leave them how they are forever.
#321 to #1 - anon
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(06/13/2013) [-]
If you're cat tasted like chicken would you eat it?
Yes.
What's the difference?
yes.
#269 to #1 - byodensbeard
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(06/13/2013) [-]
There is a joke in here somewhere about eating pussy but I can't find it.
#25 to #1 - smithforprez
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(06/12/2013) [-]
nah
#77 to #1 - basicargentinian
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(06/13/2013) [-]
for a second I thought you were answering to "what's the difference?" with "yes", then i realized i'm about 30% retarded
#202 to #77 - baaltomekk
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(06/13/2013) [-]
But it's just a rough estimate
#138 to #1 - OMGNIGGERZ
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(06/13/2013) [-]
It is weird you sick ****, you would still eat your cat?
#2 to #1 - thisxshitxisxhard
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(06/12/2013) [-]
nope
#80 to #1 - hybridxproject
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(06/13/2013) [-]
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#140 - schneidend ONLINE
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(06/13/2013) [-]
Why would I go vegan if there isn't a vegetable that tastes like chicken?!
#181 to #140 - cabbagemayhem
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(06/13/2013) [-]
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#36 - nighthawxx
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(06/13/2013) [-]
#49 to #36 - twofreegerbils
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(06/13/2013) [-]
Sauce, and is it actually wincest ecchi/hentai?

I need to know for reasons.
#52 to #49 - anon
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(06/13/2013) [-]
Oniai.
#53 to #52 - twofreegerbils
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(06/13/2013) [-]
Thank you based anon
#323 to #36 - thesinful ONLINE
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(06/13/2013) [-]
Incorrect. It's always time for wincest.