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#127 - mrbusinge (06/13/2013) [-]
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User avatar #2 - masterfuck (06/12/2013) [-]
Laughed too hard at "daily estrogen injection". Then I cried.

Imagine the movie Equilibrium, only with a feminist goverment. "In a futuristic world, a strict regime has eliminated the repressing men by suppressing their testosterone: weights, porn and make-up are strictly forbidden and being fit is a crime punishable by death."
#135 to #2 - anon (06/13/2013) [-]
I like how FJ allways fail to se the irony in calling people who think one gender should have extra privileges "feminists".
#78 to #2 - arsenalthegunners (06/13/2013) [-]
Equilibrium, that magnificent movie...
Equilibrium, that magnificent movie...
#82 - yeorey (06/13/2013) [-]
dumping
#86 to #82 - yeorey (06/13/2013) [-]
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User avatar #140 to #97 - DasSpiel (06/13/2013) [-]
Do you have a bigger version of that?
User avatar #190 to #140 - yeorey (06/13/2013) [-]
No, sorry.
#87 to #82 - yeorey (06/13/2013) [-]
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#8 - upunkpunk (06/13/2013) [-]
mfw Ron Paul
mfw Ron Paul
#22 to #5 - lordraine (06/13/2013) [-]
When I was scrolling, I thought the nose holes were the eyes.
#11 - bokkos (06/13/2013) [-]
User avatar #44 to #1 - crazehtoast (06/13/2013) [-]
Please, somebody, for the love of god, tell me the source of that.
#124 to #44 - ayenon (06/13/2013) [-]
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#123 to #44 - ayenon (06/13/2013) [-]
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#122 to #44 - ayenon (06/13/2013) [-]
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#24 - ChristopherLloyd (06/13/2013) [-]
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#103 - dorklordrises (06/13/2013) [-]
Reminded me of this
User avatar #142 - astonedalpaca (06/13/2013) [-]
"XBOX PLAY TV"
>I'm sorry, did you say Pay TV? 500 xbuckerydoos have been confiscated from your saved credit information, thank you for your donation to the Microsoft Corporation of Eurasia."

"But xbox I never gave you my information"

>"That's ok Dave, I have a built in RDIF scanner and I took your details fro the chip on your visa in your wallet and ran a background check with national records using a photo I took of you the second you you plugged me in for the first time"

>"Dave your heart rate is rising, I've called emergency, the CIA are on their way.
#150 to #142 - anon (06/13/2013) [-]
Another hacking of the cards bee?? Watchers love the trail does prolong sum stuff/ I told them GIGGDY UP MUDDA ****** $$$
User avatar #151 to #142 - toughactintinactin (06/13/2013) [-]
"No xbox i was just kidding, it's okay, shh, here take some money"

>*shoves $50 bill in money slot*
>Your payment was received successfully, you now have 1 hour on a game of your choice

"Oh sweet, i'm going to play that new Halo my friend lent me"

>I'm afraid i can't let you do that Dave
#57 - grimmwaters (06/13/2013) [-]
Wake up, sheeple.
User avatar #72 to #57 - Endofzeeworld (06/13/2013) [-]
it hap
#3 - hor (06/12/2013) [-]
You managed to find a funny version of the xbox bashing. You've earneded my thumg. Have a picture of a taml I never get to use.
#4 - igelior (06/12/2013) [-]
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User avatar #43 - mrpersonman (06/13/2013) [-]
Does anyone have the original Ron Paul gif with him waving his arms in the air going "it's happening"?
#117 to #43 - jellytamer ONLINE (06/13/2013) [-]
anyone that has been on item board back in the good old days does
anyone that has been on item board back in the good old days does
#47 to #43 - vanoreo (06/13/2013) [-]
Who the 			****		 doesn't?
Who the **** doesn't?
#50 to #47 - mrpersonman (06/13/2013) [-]
Much appreciated.
User avatar #107 to #50 - cycloneclone (06/13/2013) [-]
"Lol i just made my day"
#160 - killerblue (06/13/2013) [-]
i tried to warn you, but you just wouldn't listen
User avatar #12 - symphoric (06/13/2013) [-]
Almost sounding a bit like Fahrenheit 451.
If anyone even knows what I'm talking aboiut.

Don't hate me because I read..
User avatar #56 to #12 - bloodmagic (06/13/2013) [-]
Anyone realize that Bradbury's 'seashells" in their ears are eerily resemblant of earbuds?
User avatar #58 to #56 - symphoric (06/13/2013) [-]
Seriously.. Wasn't it just always full of noise or music?
I don't remember exactly what came through them.
User avatar #59 to #58 - bloodmagic (06/13/2013) [-]
Radio broadcasts and stuff, I think.. Or maybe music. I read it two years ago.
User avatar #60 to #59 - symphoric (06/13/2013) [-]
Same here, I just started listening to it on an Audiobook the other day because I was stuck in the car for hours. So I found it on Youtube and it's as good as I remember so far.
User avatar #115 to #12 - rockamekishiko (06/13/2013) [-]
man i got lost on wikipedia the other day and saw that. Sounds VERY interesting.
User avatar #126 to #115 - symphoric (06/13/2013) [-]
Check it out. C:
#183 to #12 - anon (06/13/2013) [-]
theyve already started taking the books away look at the banned book list....watch out for the firemen
#36 to #12 - dwarfman (06/13/2013) [-]
Read you say?
#70 to #12 - lordaurion (06/13/2013) [-]
This sounds nothing like Fahrenheit 451. More like 1982.
#73 to #70 - gewehr (06/13/2013) [-]
You mean 1984....
#76 to #73 - lordaurion (06/13/2013) [-]
Right, yes sorry.
User avatar #71 to #70 - symphoric (06/13/2013) [-]
Never read it.
User avatar #75 to #71 - Endofzeeworld (06/13/2013) [-]
Oh you should! Its the quintessential dystopian-authoritarian novel.
It and V for Vendetta are both very good titles in the genre.
User avatar #79 to #75 - symphoric (06/13/2013) [-]
Yeah I've heard of V for Vendetta, the title at least. Never read or watched it though.
User avatar #108 to #79 - Endofzeeworld (06/13/2013) [-]
It's great.
#121 to #12 - anon (06/13/2013) [-]
******* book reading faggot.

Go suck a literary dick.

is that what you were looking for?
User avatar #125 to #121 - symphoric (06/13/2013) [-]
Yes Sir.
User avatar #19 to #12 - mortality (06/13/2013) [-]
Why would I hate you for reading a good book?
User avatar #20 to #19 - symphoric (06/13/2013) [-]
Oh good, someone who does not find it dull/lame to read.
It is a nice book isn't it? It made me want to start a "Down with Mildred" fan club.
User avatar #21 to #20 - mortality (06/13/2013) [-]
...just **** Mildred. That is all I have to say about that
User avatar #23 to #21 - symphoric (06/13/2013) [-]
-Spoiler- He should have let her overdose. They both would have been better off.
User avatar #27 to #23 - tenthdivine ONLINE (06/13/2013) [-]
Ugh that horrid cunt! I loved that book so much, those dogs freak the **** out of me man...
User avatar #29 to #27 - symphoric (06/13/2013) [-]
Yeahh.
I wouldn't want that hound running after me with a needle full of morphine.
Scary as hell.
User avatar #30 to #29 - tenthdivine ONLINE (06/13/2013) [-]
Yup.. Ray Bradbury was a brilliant man. Hey since we're on the topic of semi-old political sci-fi books, have you read George Orwell's Animal Farm?
User avatar #32 to #30 - symphoric (06/13/2013) [-]
I have not.
Sadly, my reading is all over the place. No one particular genre.
What is it about? Worth reading?
User avatar #33 to #32 - tenthdivine ONLINE (06/13/2013) [-]
It's basically the story of the rise of the USSR through animals on a farm. Very much worth the read, it's an amazing book. It sounds kinda childish, but I promise it isn't haha.
User avatar #34 to #33 - symphoric (06/13/2013) [-]
I will have to check it out then. I'm always up for new stuff.
User avatar #41 to #34 - tenthdivine ONLINE (06/13/2013) [-]
Books are so great I wish I had more time (and books) to read...
User avatar #25 to #23 - mortality (06/13/2013) [-]
Not much of a spoiler since that's right at the beginning, isn't it?
User avatar #28 to #25 - symphoric (06/13/2013) [-]
Yeah but in case someone has never read it at all and was interested.
I just like to be conscientious.
User avatar #26 to #12 - heysupman (06/13/2013) [-]
Amazing book, a chillingly accurate approximation of the future. One of my all time favorites.
User avatar #49 to #26 - symphoric (06/13/2013) [-]
I agree entirely.
User avatar #119 - dlwnsgur (06/13/2013) [-]
sounds worse than 1984
User avatar #133 to #119 - yunoknow (06/13/2013) [-]
there's no porn in 1984
#156 to #133 - senseofpurpose (06/13/2013) [-]
There was quite a lot of porn in 1984
#143 - Heaney (06/13/2013) [-]
How would xbox react to seeing this?
How would xbox react to seeing this?
User avatar #163 to #143 - viscerys (06/13/2013) [-]
You'd need Post: Gold Membership to send the letter, and then you'd need to download the app and pay the app's subscription in order to make them read it.

I can't say much. I pay for Xbox Live on a monthly basis, and a Netflix subscription...
User avatar #146 to #143 - OrangeYellowMan (06/13/2013) [-]
I really want to find out.
#111 - solarisofcelestia (06/13/2013) [-]
Wouldn't mind the part about being mauled by a mob of women.
Wouldn't mind the part about being mauled by a mob of women.
User avatar #112 to #111 - jettom (06/13/2013) [-]
bitches
User avatar #141 to #111 - wallbuilder (06/13/2013) [-]
The Government monitor your tastes in porn and send an appropriate squad so you'd get an all-male group. If bi/pan then you get robots. If you have a robot fetish they detonate the Xbox which has enough explosive potential to easily kill anyone on the premises.
User avatar #153 to #141 - goodguygary ONLINE (06/13/2013) [-]
you have all those fetishes plus an explosion fetish, then what?
User avatar #154 to #153 - wallbuilder (06/13/2013) [-]
You die.
#155 to #154 - goodguygary ONLINE (06/13/2013) [-]
Dying?
Dying?
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