Just Some Facts. Not Mine Obviously. All the blinking in one day equates to having your eyes closed for about 30 minutes. is the intense fear of having to cook. the game
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Just Some Facts. Not Mine Obviously. All the blinking in one day equates to having your eyes closed for about 30 minutes. is the intense fear of having to cook.

Not Mine Obviously

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All the blinking
in one day equates to
having your eyes closed
for about 30 minutes.
is the intense fear
of having to cook.
You are always able
to see your nose.
Your brain just
chooses to ignore it.
man:
BRACT
Orgasms
can cure hiccups.
Eada
The reason Tetris is so
addictive is because of our
psychological
drive to tidy up.
amt!
Only 20 people are known
to have .
They remember every
detail of their lives.
BRACT
The longest recorded
marriage lasted
91 years and 12 days.
mama
Caffeine can cause
a sense of impending
doom, especially on
those prone to anxiety.
mam
BRACT
Mixing alcohol with
diet soda will get you
more drunk than mixing
it with regular soda.
mam
Hitler once gave a
medal to a man because
he found his joke funny.
mam
Russell from "Up"
was modeled after a 32-
yearsold Pixar employee.
Korean high schoolers
study on average
16 hours a day.
Ema:
****
Nutella lost a Million
lawsuit over false
nutritional claims.
mam
ducks
lived in Australia 20, 000
to 50, 000 years ago.
The Walking Dead
has a . 8 million
budget. Per episode.
mam
Vicks inhalers will cause
you to test positive
for Meth on drug tests.
mam
There is a "rain room"
in London that makes rain fall
everywhere in the room except
the spot you are standing.
If you have a pizza
with radius "z"
and thickness "a",
its volume is Pi( z* z) a.
Ema:
BRACT
In addition to love,
St. Valentine is the
patron saint of plague.
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User avatar #9 - koneella (06/12/2013) [-]
Fact: this sites facts are never 100% truth nor anyway scientifically proven
User avatar #178 to #9 - mountainyard (06/13/2013) [-]
The one with the nose is actually true. Your brain ignores many things you see. Like the shadows of the blood vessels in your eyes. I tried seeing them once. It was trippy...

Source: www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_W-IXqoxHA&list=FLXhsvi4VUqL6V0cZW-bLCTw&index=6
User avatar #218 to #9 - daentraya (06/13/2013) [-]
I recommend going to facts and chicks. Their facts have sources and are always quite interesting. And then it has hot chicks, just as a bonus
#277 to #9 - adamks ONLINE (06/13/2013) [-]
Fact: Gravity exists.
#281 to #277 - John Cena (06/13/2013) [-]
Isn't that more of a theory than an iron-clad fact?
#25 to #9 - John Cena (06/12/2013) [-]
the diet soda one is.
#62 to #9 - LOLinternet (06/13/2013) [-]
So does that mean your listed fact remains unproven, or is your fact 100% actual fact.... Factual.   
   
Or can I please stop thinking because it's hurting now.
So does that mean your listed fact remains unproven, or is your fact 100% actual fact.... Factual.

Or can I please stop thinking because it's hurting now.
#70 to #9 - CXJokerXD (06/13/2013) [-]
I don't think people understand your joke too well. Even I was upset for a sec.
I don't think people understand your joke too well. Even I was upset for a sec.
#163 to #35 - John Cena (06/13/2013) [-]
Koreans were ranked number one in education last year
#238 to #35 - John Cena (06/13/2013) [-]
Remaining 8 hours to act in teen porn clips.
#55 to #35 - John Cena (06/13/2013) [-]
16 hours of fingering themselves.. most likely.
I mean, if I was "studying" I would be jerkin it... all... day.
#56 to #55 - John Cena (06/13/2013) [-]
If I was a girl, there wouldn't be a time in class without my discretely fingering myself
#261 to #56 - byodensbeard (06/13/2013) [-]
Said every man ever.   
   
(Except some of the hardcore gays)
Said every man ever.

(Except some of the hardcore gays)
#22 - yokii (06/12/2013) [-]
16 hours of studying + 8 hours of sleep = 24 hours a day...

they are robots
User avatar #156 to #22 - buttinspecter (06/13/2013) [-]
In junior high, a guy in my class from Taiwan told the class about school there. Every weekday is a school day of 16 hours. Saturdays are a school day of 8 hours. Sundays have no school. On weekdays, you end up having two meals at school, stay at school for 16 hours, then go home for 8 hours for homework and sleep.
#186 to #22 - John Cena (06/13/2013) [-]
But at least they are smart robots
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#262 to #22 - John Cena (06/13/2013) [-]
16 hours of study + 16 hours of playing LoL + 8 hours of sleep = 40 hours per day
Wow Korean teenagers are time travelling robots!!
#63 to #22 - sexuality ONLINE (06/13/2013) [-]
16 hours of studying + 8 hours of school = Korean high schoolers
User avatar #248 to #22 - dustypengwin (06/13/2013) [-]
And mind readers.
User avatar #48 to #22 - onniwiinanen (06/13/2013) [-]
16 hours of studying+4 hours of tentacles+4hours of crying yourself to sleep.
User avatar #197 to #22 - jeevanz (06/13/2013) [-]
16 hours of studying+8 Hours of Starcraft= normal Korean day
#28 to #22 - houseofbrick (06/12/2013) [-]
some of that "studying" time is probably school time, but still.
some of that "studying" time is probably school time, but still.
#151 to #28 - John Cena (06/13/2013) [-]
Why is that so cute?
#276 to #151 - John Cena (06/13/2013) [-]
Source: Chuunibyou demo Koi ga ****** !

Watch the cute to your heart's content
User avatar #49 to #22 - magicalsteve ONLINE (06/13/2013) [-]
They don't need sleep, it's 8 hours of Starcraft
User avatar #24 to #22 - LookinHereWhy (06/12/2013) [-]
if they are robots why do they sleep
#27 to #24 - johananas (06/12/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #31 to #27 - yokii (06/12/2013) [-]
you read my mind johananas but they're human too... they're actually 50/50 ...it's complciated
#33 to #31 - johananas (06/12/2013) [-]
So... Cyborgs?
So... Cyborgs?
User avatar #194 to #24 - baaltomekk (06/13/2013) [-]
They need to recharge
#23 - makhan ONLINE (06/12/2013) [-]
<mfw hiccups
#6 - schizofan (06/12/2013) [-]
oh god all the horrible things i have seen on the internet
User avatar #166 to #6 - Customer Services ONLINE (06/13/2013) [-]
Imagine if you get raped once.
User avatar #34 to #6 - skypatrol (06/12/2013) [-]
They remember their birth. And sucking on momma's titties..
#16 - emmahrox (06/12/2013) [-]
At least the rain room is real
At least the rain room is real
#217 to #16 - John Cena (06/13/2013) [-]
wow, I'm listening to Laura Branigan - Self Control and I'm astonished with how that .gif matches so well with the song. I would keep watching it for hours!
User avatar #86 - ihaveupsyndrome (06/13/2013) [-]
I want to know the joke that made Hitler laugh.
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User avatar #90 to #86 - xtwinblade (06/13/2013) [-]
probably some sort of nazi pun.
User avatar #131 to #90 - maestroxevous (06/13/2013) [-]
[inserts requisite "Did Nazi that coming." joke]
#208 to #86 - John Cena (06/13/2013) [-]
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#273 to #86 - John Cena (06/13/2013) [-]
Gustav : "My dog has no nose"
Hitler : " how does it smell?"
Gustav : Aweful
#206 to #86 - John Cena (06/13/2013) [-]
Two peanuts vere valking down ze strasse, ven one peanut vas assaulted... peanut.
#121 to #105 - John Cena (06/13/2013) [-]
not funny :/ Hitler ordered that dog to be executed...
#106 to #86 - fuckingkeelin (06/13/2013) [-]
Q: How do Germans tie their shoes?



A: With little knotsies


please.. don't kill me..
#254 to #106 - John Cena (06/13/2013) [-]
Get this man a medal.
#267 to #106 - John Cena (06/13/2013) [-]
Please don't be dumb. the joke was oviously made in german, so knot and nazi probably arn't even close-sounding.
#4 - martycamp ONLINE (06/12/2013) [-]
I just watched QI, and they said that the only 100% certain cure for hiccups is "Digital Anal Massage".

Or, in plain language, sticking a finger up your arse and giving it a wiggle
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#118 to #4 - bulbakip (06/13/2013) [-]
ah.... wrong "digital".
User avatar #219 to #118 - martycamp ONLINE (06/13/2013) [-]
There was a switch-over from analogue.
#21 to #4 - yunablade (06/12/2013) [-]
**yunablade rolled a random image posted in comment #141 at Aston Martin **

I rather just drink a glass of water...

I dont want to get aroused everytime I hear someone hiccup.
User avatar #5 to #4 - natanhiel (06/12/2013) [-]
Holding my breath always works for me
#69 to #5 - John Cena (06/13/2013) [-]
but thats not as fun
#81 - IcRetoast (06/13/2013) [-]
The false nutrional claims was that Nutella used sugar in its ingredients, when in actuallity as we all know the main ingredient is pure raw** happiness.**
#139 to #81 - John Cena (06/13/2013) [-]
That & dog **** .
#143 to #139 - IcRetoast (06/13/2013) [-]
You look so adorable failing at trolling.
#82 - demystify (06/13/2013) [-]
I guess I know why I'm not addicted to Tetris, then.
I guess I know why I'm not addicted to Tetris, then.
User avatar #75 - unpricedcdn (06/13/2013) [-]
Whoa, whoa, how are those Korean students able to study for that long and fit in time for Starcraft and sleep?.
#227 - joaomartins ONLINE (06/13/2013) [-]
**** ! When I study 2 hours straight I call it a ******* miracle !
User avatar #230 to #227 - deliciousjoecocker (06/13/2013) [-]
the red dragon awakens
#177 - SuperHyperCrazy (06/13/2013) [-]
related to the nose one
User avatar #65 - rainbowshurrburt (06/13/2013) [-]
It just so happens that the Guinness world record holder for longest case of the hiccups also holds the record for longest virgin.
User avatar #60 - vatra (06/13/2013) [-]
That 16 hours one, if I am to believe it, it has to be including the 8 hours they spend at school anyway.
User avatar #223 - konradkurze (06/13/2013) [-]
Got hiccups: Fap and theyll go away

Coffee causes feelings of doom: hence why starbucks have so many ******* emos crying in each store

Rain room: in a country like britain where it ******* rains all the time, why invent a room where it ******* rains
#251 to #223 - John Cena (06/13/2013) [-]
I know this guy online, and the tag "fap fap fap" is among his top favorites.
Makes things too easy to troll though.
User avatar #10 - cousin ONLINE (06/12/2013) [-]
I call ******** on the Tetris one. I hate Tetris and my house is so damn messy I have paths between rooms.
User avatar #243 to #10 - limb ONLINE (06/13/2013) [-]
Hey man want to go bowling?
#256 to #243 - cousin ONLINE (06/13/2013) [-]
User avatar #176 to #10 - BubsyB (06/13/2013) [-]
which indicates you don't like cleaning, the fact states that the majority of people who have a natural urge to clean like Tetris. If you don't like cleaning then you might not like tetris.
User avatar #255 to #87 - cousin ONLINE (06/13/2013) [-]
I tidy every now and again, and throw everything out. I am not a hoarder.
User avatar #64 to #10 - mrthezho (06/13/2013) [-]
Maybe you lack a deepseated psychologial drive to tidy up.
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#36 - canadiangypsy (06/13/2013) [-]
mfw first fact
mfw first fact
#270 to #36 - iguy (06/13/2013) [-]
cupcakes.
cupcakes.
#77 to #36 - jpthecursed (06/13/2013) [-]
what the hell
what the hell
#92 to #77 - canadiangypsy (06/13/2013) [-]
I know right, green thumbs for a pony pic on something non-ponytime.  I'm shocked as well
I know right, green thumbs for a pony pic on something non-ponytime. I'm shocked as well
#108 to #36 - envinite (06/13/2013) [-]
Jesus christ brony, you guys went grimdark now?
Jesus christ brony, you guys went grimdark now?
User avatar #148 to #108 - avyon (06/13/2013) [-]
It surprised me how much darkness is in the brony fan-base. The artist Crookedtrees did a lot of dark work.

If you are interested in a little sample of Crookedtrees work you can check here. You need to login to view this link
#116 to #108 - canadiangypsy (06/13/2013) [-]
MLP is so much more than happiness and rainbows. Everything has a dark side to it and as a brony I will embrace MLP as whole, not in fragments.
MLP is so much more than happiness and rainbows. Everything has a dark side to it and as a brony I will embrace MLP as whole, not in fragments.
#224 - thedutchs (06/13/2013) [-]
Horse sized ducks must be terrifying.

Have you ever been bit by a duck? Imagine one of them tearing your goddamn arms off because they aren't satisfied with a loaf of bread.
#228 - EvilApples (06/13/2013) [-]
So that's why I think about death a lot. I drink coffee every day.
#232 to #228 - pineapplechunkss ONLINE (06/13/2013) [-]
MFW
MFW
#242 to #232 - EvilApples (06/13/2013) [-]
I mean I'm only 18 but lately I'm just coming to terms with the whole concept of death. It's extremely scary no matter how you look at it. Sorry, just need to vent.
#244 to #242 - pineapplechunkss ONLINE (06/13/2013) [-]
But I am vent ^^

Ok all jokes aside, its not like we can avoid it, its gonna come...... Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow....... BUT SOME DAY!!!!
#246 to #244 - EvilApples (06/13/2013) [-]
I know which is what I can't wrap my head around. Just another problem I can't fix by ignoring I guess.
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