priorities bitch. . i Babe guess wat ) No one is home right now Come over can' t he eating i Cinnamon rolls I have my priorities
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#34 - neoexdeath ONLINE (06/13/2013) [-]
Have sex with the Cinnamon Rolls, you people act like this 						****					 is hard...
Have sex with the Cinnamon Rolls, you people act like this **** is hard...
#22 - nightmaren ONLINE (06/13/2013) [-]
#21 - anonymous (06/13/2013) [-]
well uhh here 16 is the age of consent which means its ok to **** when you reach said age
#19 - imonaboatman (06/13/2013) [-]
MFW I can eat cinnamon rolls whenever I want because nobody calls me over for sex
MFW I can eat cinnamon rolls whenever I want because nobody calls me over for sex
#15 - cthumoo (06/13/2013) [-]
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#14 - takaneuva ONLINE (06/13/2013) [-]
Closest thing I got.
User avatar #11 - shishabar (06/13/2013) [-]
she meant semenrolls
#35 to #7 - PhedoBear (06/13/2013) [-]
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#26 to #7 - vaporous (06/13/2013) [-]
I laughed more at this than the actual content
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User avatar #37 to #12 - jorah (06/13/2013) [-]

More like improved.
#3 - knowstoomuch (06/13/2013) [-]
Ok, so there's a girl who sends me texts like these. She's 16 and I'm 19. What does she not get about statutory rape? How do I get her to leave me alone for two years but still come back?
#33 to #3 - sonicserver (06/13/2013) [-]
bring her to georgia. she's legal tender here
#30 to #3 - anonymous (06/13/2013) [-]
Last GF was 16 and im 22. Gave her the D and didnt had to go to prison Germany land of ze free.
#23 to #3 - triggathepirate (06/13/2013) [-]
I have the same thing going on but reversed... Double standards aho
I have the same thing going on but reversed... Double standards aho
#20 to #3 - anonymous (06/13/2013) [-]
It's a teenage girl thing. I knew a girl back when I was 15 who was the same age and had regular sex with an 18 year old. Girls at that age just like to be rebellious, so they find older guys attractive and wanna have sex with them because it's illegal and they want to be "bad."
#13 to #3 - jakeattack (06/13/2013) [-]
depends on the state man butt **** it, go get it in! whos gonna tell ;) no seriously the whole thing about statutory is within like 4 years its fine nobody really gives a **** .
#10 to #3 - warrollan (06/13/2013) [-]
You bang her and don't call back.
User avatar #4 to #3 - whatsgoodyo (06/13/2013) [-]
You can be within 4 years of the age of consent and it is not considered statutory rape. Example: Girl is 16, you are 20, everything is fine. Girl is 16 and you are 21 however, and it becomes an issue. Go get that nut, champ.
#28 to #4 - vaporous (06/13/2013) [-]
******** . My friend is 19 and got arrested for having sex with a 16 year old.
User avatar #39 to #28 - whatsgoodyo (06/13/2013) [-]
Then either:
A) She was not 16 and was actually younger than you thought
B) Your friend was older than 19
C) The age of consent in your state is not 16 but I've never heard of it ever being higher than 16

Even then, was he ever charged with something? The cops could have arrested him, found out his age and then let him go.
User avatar #5 to #4 - Blarge **User deleted account** (06/13/2013) [-]
its 3 years

i know because of reasons
User avatar #8 to #5 - whatsgoodyo (06/13/2013) [-]
It varies from state to state. I study criminal justice in New Jersey and that's what it is here, sorry.
#17 to #8 - knowstoomuch (06/13/2013) [-]
Well I live in MA and apparently the age of consent is 16. It still feels... icky. idk. It's not like I have other poon to jump on, she's just more eager, like really really eager. Like has nightmares/anxiety dreams about me eager.
User avatar #36 to #17 - rhiaanor (06/13/2013) [-]
It sounds like the only reason you won't is because of her age but, 3 years is a msall ifference so if thats the only thing stopping you, you might as well go at it.
User avatar #32 to #17 - newforomador ONLINE (06/13/2013) [-]
Go have sex with her. I hope I don't sound like a douche saying this, but it ain't illegal unless you get caught. And also, I'm pretty sure it is only statutory rape if she wants to charge it against you. I know this because there is a 13 year old who goes to the same school as me that got pregnant to a 17 year old (probably pisses you off as much as it does me) and even though the police said that they could do rape charges against him they decided not to and everything was fine. Thats in PA at least.
User avatar #27 to #17 - matttboy (06/13/2013) [-]
It's 16 in Washington too. I wish I'd known that growing up there.
User avatar #9 to #8 - Blarge **User deleted account** (06/13/2013) [-]
thanks like is said reasons
User avatar #6 to #5 - pheonixinstinct (06/13/2013) [-]
then youre still in the clear.
#2 - toxickooties (06/13/2013) [-]
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User avatar #1 - bateking ONLINE (06/12/2013) [-]
First time I've seen that kiss outside of texting my girlfriend, also how far am I from the frontpage
#31 to #1 - anonymous (06/13/2013) [-]
>my girlfriend
Oh stop it you
User avatar #40 to #31 - bateking ONLINE (06/13/2013) [-]
I promise she exist outside of my imagination, and is not my hand
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