Decoy. . I Anonymous CE/ CE/ 13( Sat) 03: 32 No. 16650516 I keep a decoy dildo an me at all times. When same mugger asks for my wallet I give him the decoy dild
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Decoy

I Anonymous CE/ CE/ 13( Sat) 03: 32 No. 16650516
I keep a decoy dildo an me at all times. When same mugger asks for my wallet I give him the decoy dildo. He usually freaks out and gets mad. That' s
when hit him with the real dildo. They never see it coming. EVER.
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#12 - nighthawxx (06/13/2013) [-]
mugger's fw
mugger's fw
#4 - HolyArachnid (06/12/2013) [-]
Well, of course they never see it coming, silly. You've poked their eyes out.
#7 to #4 - kirokan (06/12/2013) [-]
my face at the end of that movie...
#9 to #7 - romeosdistress (06/12/2013) [-]
mfw the whole movie...
User avatar #8 to #4 - Hreidmar (06/12/2013) [-]
Why must you stir these terrible memories in me.

A Serbian Film.
User avatar #20 to #4 - electrickwalrus (06/13/2013) [-]
i no smart but wheres that from?
User avatar #27 to #20 - kirokan (06/13/2013) [-]
film called "A serbian film" (contains drugs, necrophilia, blood and child rape...) its an all around wtf film...
#22 - RazzberryRipper (06/13/2013) [-]
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#21 - electrickwalrus (06/13/2013) [-]
my penetrator
#15 - justamushroom (06/13/2013) [-]
>Decoy dildo

Implying real dildo. We understand OP
User avatar #24 to #15 - ananamouse (06/13/2013) [-]
that's no dildo at all! it's justamushroom!
User avatar #16 to #15 - bugsbob (06/13/2013) [-]
Actually, the real dildo is explicitly stated in the post.
#17 to #16 - justamushroom (06/13/2013) [-]
Good thing I said something. Good job me.
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