Revenge. . Friends, please text the following message to my phone: Dear , In your haste to abscond with my stolen phone you dropped your wallet. I now have poss
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Revenge

Friends, please text the following message to my phone:
Dear ****** ,
In your haste to abscond with my stolen phone you dropped your wallet. I
now have possession ofthe following: cash, 1 prepped VISA
from Aunt Dana with a declared value of , four credit cards
only one of which has secure chip technology), two debit cards, Social
Insurance Card, Health Card, Driver' s Licence, School Identity card and
among other things two condoms (both inwhich are expired, shocking). f
will be standing at the exact spot you grabbed my phone at exactly
5: and will exchange all of the above (less which we' ll call the
******* Fine") for my phone, you can also expect a lecture about how
one can go about being a 'grown ass man.‘ Ifyou do not appear Iwill
give your credit cards and anything else of value to homeless people and
turn the rest of your wallet into police who Itjust will locate you in rather
short order.
Thanks, (the angry bitch whose phone you just stole)
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like this,
Ir - _ Yes! l! Score one for karma! Just gave my hundred
bucks to a homeless guy. Sobbing Rreason prick learned a lesson.
Sent From my ******* iphone, Spread the love people!
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#17 - LeviV (06/12/2013) [-]
I'm pretty ashamed that her phone was stolen in Toronto. Reputation, man.
I'm pretty ashamed that her phone was stolen in Toronto. Reputation, man.
User avatar #13 - colossusshadow (06/12/2013) [-]
How funny, I am reading this post from Ryerson school grounds right now.
#12 - anonymous (06/12/2013) [-]
She is in the right but she sounds like a right angry **** .
#11 - anonymous (06/12/2013) [-]
What a self-righteous ****
#10 - jellybaby (06/12/2013) [-]
Clever girl.
Clever girl.
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User avatar #7 - willindor (06/12/2013) [-]
Then the guy finds out where she lives and takes revenge.
#20 to #7 - anonymous (06/12/2013) [-]
Then the police get involved and the little f*cking thief gets sent to jail where his sorry thieving *ss belongs.
User avatar #5 - dunkleosteus ONLINE (06/12/2013) [-]
Ryerson? that's the name of my university
#2 - gobnick (06/11/2013) [-]
well, my faith in humanity has grown three sizes today
well, my faith in humanity has grown three sizes today
User avatar #1 - halotalim (06/11/2013) [-]
That last part reminded me of the Joker from the Dark knight. "It's not about the money. It's about sending a message."
User avatar #9 to #1 - scorpionfrommk ONLINE (06/12/2013) [-]
literally
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