Trolling Microsoft (about 17% OC). Probably not the first with this. Template is someone else's. Joke is mine. Inspiration here: sony Microsoft sharing trolling
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Trolling Microsoft (about 17% OC)

Trolling Microsoft (about 17% OC). Probably not the first with this. Template is someone else's. Joke is mine. Inspiration here:

Probably not the first with this. Template is someone else's. Joke is mine.
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Submitted: 06/11/2013
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#16 - doctorgolgo (06/12/2013) [-]
Just in case anyone skips the link to my inspiration above, here's the pertinent part. I remembered this from when I was a wee thing back in the '70s. And Jack Gilford was a subtle comedic genius to boot. Just throwing that out there.
#1 - anon (06/11/2013) [-]
There is a point to this. For years we teach our young that they have to share their toys and snacks with other childeren, because its polite to do, and how sharing is fun. Because we want our childeren to be polite and care that others share in their good fortune.

Then when they reach adulthood, we arrest them and sue the flying **** out of them when they actually share their toys. And try our very hardest to stop the sharing.

What the **** world?
User avatar #17 to #1 - askafj (06/12/2013) [-]
I think you missed a few steps between childhood and adulthood.
User avatar #54 to #1 - rploeger (06/12/2013) [-]
That's because when you're young life is about having fun, not about money.
#24 to #1 - anon (06/12/2013) [-]
Children are only told to share so the one left out stops bitching.
User avatar #3 to #1 - nicolbolas (06/12/2013) [-]
It's because there's money to be had. According to corporate executives, if people want something, they should have to pay for it like everyone else, it's called equality. I agree to a point but sharing allows people try things out, and it allows people to enjoy things they couldn't normally enjoy or use.
User avatar #7 to #3 - gravitystereo (06/12/2013) [-]
They'd make more money through sharing than they would through hording
If somebody offered me a bite of their sandwich and I liked the sandwich, maybe I'd go buy one later
If I never tried the sandwich, I probably wouldn't bother, or recommend it to someone else either.
User avatar #31 to #1 - bullbrigade (06/12/2013) [-]
That's capitalism for you
#5 to #1 - racrox (06/12/2013) [-]
if this doesn't get top comment I am going to be very disappointed
#2 - canadianguyeh (06/12/2013) [-]
and $399.
and $399.
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#4 - qwertywtf (06/12/2013) [-]
one of the only e3 posts I've actually seen that made me lol. +1 for you.
User avatar #38 - ruebezahl (06/12/2013) [-]
Sony actually released a statement yesterday that only the first-party titles on the PS4 will be guaranteed DRM-free and offline-playable. It's funny that the anti-Xbox bandwagon has gone so far now that this statement went widely unnoticed.
User avatar #41 to #38 - lightninghedgehog (06/12/2013) [-]
well, they can't exactly control what the third-party publishers do to their games.
User avatar #43 to #41 - ruebezahl (06/12/2013) [-]
Actually, they can. Sony licenses all games that appear on the PS4 and all game developers pay royalties to Sony. If Sony doesn't want third party developers to implement DRM or online requirements, they could prevent it from happening.
#52 to #43 - meinneger (06/12/2013) [-]
But then EA would cut all ties with Sony, and they can't afford that.

Imagine the drop in PS4 sales that would occur without FIFA 14 being available.
User avatar #77 to #52 - ruebezahl (06/12/2013) [-]
The Microsoft marketing department is retarded for not having come up with this convenient excuse for what they are doing.
User avatar #64 to #38 - thewaronbeingcool (06/12/2013) [-]
They later clarified this, saying that publishers will only be able to implement used game DRM for the online portion of the game:

So it's the same as how it is on the PS3 and 360 now with online passes.
User avatar #58 to #38 - dillard1 (06/12/2013) [-]
They said that they did this same exact thing with the PS3... I'm a PS3 owner and I never have paid extra for a third party used game in my life
User avatar #6 - gravitystereo (06/12/2013) [-]
It's almost as if they wanted Microsoft to look so bad that people would view PS4 as glorious and amazing
If they were both the same then people would be like oh well I'll just buy a PC
User avatar #28 to #27 - pwnigator (06/12/2013) [-]
Shut your damn mouth and just enjoy your damn ******* games, asshole.
#63 to #28 - tesarrior ONLINE (06/12/2013) [-]
you are the reason why we keep posting this image
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#40 - dubii (06/12/2013) [-]
Sharing is caring
Sharing is caring
User avatar #8 - thegamerslife (06/12/2013) [-]
What I'm looking at, $400 for a PS4 or $400 to finish making my computer a high end gaming rig with a new mobo and CPU?? what would you do. lol
#44 to #8 - mookiez (06/12/2013) [-]
This image has expired
I've been slowly building a pc ever sense this **** about the next gen consoles started. I never have been a pc gamer but I'm moving. I'm running a ud3h mobo, i7-3770k cpu. ( I will over clock it to 4.6 ghz when I get my water cooling ) 16 gigs of 1600mhz. 850watt modular power supply. I don't have a gpu yet. EdpNo=7666839
here is the case. here is the mobo power supply and the cpu.
The wire management I've done so far looks really good.
User avatar #80 to #44 - thegamerslife (06/12/2013) [-]
I find air cooling to work quite well actually, maybe check out Cooler Master Hyper 212 EVO + antec 3-speed cooling fan. this combination (I happened upon by accident) works so well my CPU never goes more than a degree or two above ambient if I'm not OCing. so I went +1GHz OC easy and hit 55c under load, in game or in synthetic tests. for some reason that antec fan has a very high pressure and works great through the fins ( air flow straight up and out the top vent)

cooler master
Antec fan with manual control
User avatar #81 to #80 - mookiez (06/12/2013) [-]
I will probably get that fan until I get my watercooling. My rig is not done all the way yet and water cooling will cost me an extra 500 700 dollars so it will be a while before I can do that. I want water cooling for the looks as well. I'm going to be using a couple of these case fans. I'm not worried about control. My mobo has built in software that lets me control the fans. I have them turned up to max rpms because I don't care about the noise it makes. I care more about cooling.
User avatar #82 to #81 - thegamerslife (06/12/2013) [-]
Neat thing is, I don't turn any of my fan up anymore. all the case fans are on a controller ( THOR V2 ) and I never turn any of the fans up, the temps just stay low, the airflow is apparently that good (again, this is all by accident for the most part lol). So I'm playing things like Crysis 3, BF3, etc. maxed out, OCing my CPU and GPU and the thing runs cool and quiet. apparently a good case makes a world of difference.
User avatar #84 to #82 - mookiez (06/13/2013) [-]
Sounds like you got lucky. What case did you pick? I only have 2 case fans, stock cpu fan and the fan that is on my psu. So my gaming standards I don't have many fans.
User avatar #86 to #84 - thegamerslife (06/13/2013) [-]
2 fans on GPU.
2 on CPU cooler.
3 case fans
1 130mm PSU fan (PSU guaranteed not to go above 40c)
turning on my XBOX after not using for a few weeks is like torture now. lol
User avatar #85 to #84 - thegamerslife (06/13/2013) [-]
The "THOR V2" off sale it's kinda pricey but sometimes it is on sale for $75-85. It's also a full size tower, so it's big, but that lends to the good airflow, here is a link. also they have a black on with red LED's
The white one is always a little more than the black one, right now it's by $20.

I haven't changed much with the case fan layout as it comes except removing the side fan all together. it was just pushing warm air back at my GPU. then adding the CPU cooler (air going up) is pulling air from around the backside of the GPU, being pushed through the fins to cool (antec on bottom) with the stock fan (that comes with the EVO) on the top and finally the top mounted fan pushing it all out the top.
User avatar #45 to #44 - mookiez (06/12/2013) [-]
Oh and here is the ram. I will be upgrading to 32 gigs in the future.
#50 to #45 - anon (06/12/2013) [-]
I have to say that PC looks lince, Been building one too, Just need to get a new GPU and it will be much better, MY biggest problem is that I've been on console soo long, and no one I know plays on PC
User avatar #79 to #50 - thegamerslife (06/12/2013) [-]
I'm the same way, it wasn't to hard to transition though. and who knows you might be the first of your friends to switch and can convert some over and help them out along the way.
User avatar #53 to #50 - mookiez (06/12/2013) [-]
I know that feel. I think my biggest problem will be gaming with a keyboard and mouse.
User avatar #9 to #8 - Big Josh (06/12/2013) [-]
PS4, I'd say. Computer software is made obsolete so quickly, you'll just look at it in 6 months and feel like you need to upgrade it again. You can ride out a good few years on a system though.
User avatar #11 to #9 - thegamerslife (06/12/2013) [-]
Just got a Sapphire 7950, and it gets a solid OC of 1150/1550 @ 1.25v
THOR V2 case

If I upgrade my mobo to an Asus TUF
and an AMD FX 9000 series CPU I doubt I will need anything for years (If I do it will only be another GPU in 2-3 years and then it should only be $200.
User avatar #20 to #11 - edwardyeap (06/12/2013) [-]
You got all that with just $400? Pretty sure if I build from scratch, it'll cost like $1000-1500...
User avatar #78 to #20 - thegamerslife (06/12/2013) [-]
no this is what I have built up over a few months from a little money here and there. lol I said if I added $400 more to this build (into a new mobo and CPU) I would have a high end gaming PC, so my position is either a high end PC first or a PS4. also I wait for sales, so case = $98
G. skill 8GB 1600Mhz lc9 dual DIMM kit = $24
Rosewill HIVE-650 PSU = $55
GPU was the only thing I still paid about $300 for but I general just wait for sales.
and it's on a mobo from a prebuilt HP, with an OEM FX-6120 (which Is why I need to switch out at least my mobo($180-220))

I did however put together a little wish list on newegg to see if I could built a decent little gaming PC for about $400-500 and it was quite easy.
#13 to #8 - anon (06/12/2013) [-]
a pc, no brainer. All the consoles are out of date by the time they are released. Then with the pc you can upgrade when you feel like it, unlike console where if you don't upgrade, you cant play those games.
#25 to #13 - jestersjake (06/12/2013) [-]
Please show me a rig with 8gb of Gddr5 for 400$. Oh wait. You can't. Because the biggest (and most expensive with 1000$) graphics processor on the market has only 6gb.
User avatar #14 to #13 - thegamerslife (06/12/2013) [-]
Well after looking into the consoles a bit more, the hardware is all out of date already, but the devs will be able to make games look good on the consoles but I think PC upgrades come first. If I can, maybe a PS4 later on just cause I want to play some of the exclusives I've seen too.
#39 - lightninghedgehog (06/12/2013) [-]
(don't ask why it's a gif.)
(don't ask why it's a gif.)
#62 to #39 - anon (06/12/2013) [-]
why is it a .gif?
#34 - camblea (06/12/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#35 to #34 - doctorgolgo (06/12/2013) [-]
Oh, but it is, little girl. It really really is.
Oh, but it is, little girl. It really really is.
#37 - ipostfunny (06/12/2013) [-]
I wonder if xbox will change its mind before its on sale... because if not, they look to be in a pickle
#42 to #37 - anon (06/12/2013) [-]
Change their mind on what? The major difference to the PS4 is that they made the mistake of not hiding the disadvantages. Sony did a better job on that. If MS needs to do something, it's firing their whole marketing department for not lying to the uber-naive gamers like Sony did.
User avatar #67 to #42 - thewaronbeingcool (06/12/2013) [-]
Getting rid of the mandatory Kinect and 24 hour check up would be a good way to bring back gamer good will.

Whereas the only downsides to the PS4 is you have to pay for online gaming now, and publishers are still able to implement online pass ******** like on the PS3 and 360.
#49 to #42 - anon (06/12/2013) [-]
#51 to #49 - anon (06/12/2013) [-]
******* uber
User avatar #19 - slapchoppin (06/12/2013) [-]
well at least they aren't commies
User avatar #36 to #19 - pulluspardus (06/12/2013) [-]
you obviously have no idea what communism is, nor democracy for that matter.
User avatar #83 to #36 - slapchoppin (06/13/2013) [-]
i was saying they weren't commies because they don't support sharing

i was referring to microsoft

also democracy is a form of government and communism is an economic thing
User avatar #23 to #19 - moshthun (06/12/2013) [-]
Commies did share. They shared EVERYTHING. Until the government went corrupt, which happens to each and every government in the world.
Seriously, look up some info about Lenin and his movement and do not focus on Stalin, he betrayed Russia.
User avatar #55 to #23 - sanguinius (06/12/2013) [-]
So sloughter in Kronstadt and Tambow were good things? And also his vision of world after world revolution(e.g. no marrieges, no parenting your own children becouse everything belongs and is managed by Government )??? The only one who should learn about communism and their evil leaders is YOU.
User avatar #57 to #55 - moshthun (06/12/2013) [-]
Also, please forgive me if that doesn't make sense, I just came back from working out.
User avatar #56 to #55 - moshthun (06/12/2013) [-]
You are right on Kronstadt and Tambow and his vision after the world revolution was wrong, yes on that too. But he was loved, now wasn't he? He was there to help the proletariat, and that was the greatest group of people in SU. Communism is good, trust me, but only as a recovery from an original parlament, as in, if the entirety of the US economy sinks even further, then you will need to gain hand outs in food, in any product. Once you get a solid economy going, you should focus on socialism.
User avatar #72 to #56 - sanguinius (06/12/2013) [-]
So if socialism need to be "grown" in countries with good economic isn't it like a paracite unable to create own wealth?
User avatar #18 - askafj (06/12/2013) [-]
People don't think you can share games on the xbox or what?

Seriously, wtf is wrong with people. Everyone want the games for free and the internet for free. Everything has to be free, otherwise it's bad.

******* idiots, get a job and stop complain.
User avatar #66 to #18 - thewaronbeingcool (06/12/2013) [-]
Oh yeah, god forbid we want a console to do what previous consoles and its competitors can do.
#21 to #18 - anon (06/12/2013) [-]
I always find it so funny when people complain about people complaining.
#22 to #21 - anon (06/12/2013) [-]
Stop complaining about people complaining about people complaining.
User avatar #26 to #22 - ScottP (06/12/2013) [-]
Why are we complaining?
User avatar #60 - redrockrider (06/12/2013) [-]
anyone have non used one of those?
i need it
for science
#61 to #60 - doctorgolgo (06/12/2013) [-]
You mean the template I used? Try this one. Easy to remove the text and/or split it up...
User avatar #76 to #61 - redrockrider (06/12/2013) [-]
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User avatar #65 to #59 - postie (06/12/2013) [-]
Thankfully the PS4 can share games.
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User avatar #69 to #68 - postie (06/12/2013) [-]
Watch this. It was released after their E3 conference where they announced you can share games with friends and that pre-owned games wouldn't have a fee on them.
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User avatar #71 to #70 - postie (06/12/2013) [-]
They said in the conference you would be able to play used games without a fee.

I know you have to buy a PS Plus subscription for multiplayer now though.
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User avatar #74 to #73 - postie (06/12/2013) [-]
I suppose the thought behind it is that they aren't blocking used games, so we'll make online PS Plus only. Not a bad deal for me, seeing as PS Plus gets you tons of discount and free games.
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User avatar #48 - durkadurka (06/12/2013) [-]
Ugh, not more of this bandwagon crap.
User avatar #30 - nITE (06/12/2013) [-]
Well we can always buy the Wii U- *bust out laughing* Ah.. oh **** no, im just sticking to the 3DS just for the Zelda games lineup that looks promising
#10 - anon (06/12/2013) [-]
Xbox one
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