i guess you could say shes..... Plum mad ahahahah.....wait. my mom always texts me rude things so ive just started replying with an emoji of an eggplant and it  i guess you could say shes Plum mad ahahahah wait my mom always texts me rude things so ive just started replying with an emoji of eggplant and it
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#14 - anon id: f8cb52c5
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Eggplant?....Looks like an aubergine to me.
#58 to #14 - snaresinger
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Google says it's the same thing. CEASE YOUR PRETENTIOUSNESS.
Google says it's the same thing. CEASE YOUR PRETENTIOUSNESS.
User avatar #148 to #58 - snaresinger
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No that's cool, thumb me down for saying the exact same thing three other people did.
User avatar #151 to #148 - grimsho
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they said it much nicer
User avatar #157 to #151 - snaresinger
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Learn to take a joke.
#155 to #148 - comradewinter
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We don't need more than one to tell us, though.
User avatar #156 to #155 - snaresinger
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Then why did three of them get thumbed up? Is three the magical number?
#17 to #14 - anon id: f7fe413d
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the aubergine and the eggplant are the same thing, they can also be called nightshade which in my opinion is way cooler
#153 to #17 - broorb
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in britain nightshade = deadly nightshade, one of the most poisonous berries in europe. family to potatoes and tomatoes
#125 to #17 - mcronq
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but nightshade covers tons of things "Potatoes, tomatoes, sweet and hot peppers, eggplant, tomatillos, tamarios, pepinos, pimentos, paprika, and cayenne peppers are classified as nightshade foods." can't use that name, sadly.
User avatar #21 to #14 - ColeTheUber
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Bro, that's obviously a guinea squash.
User avatar #24 to #14 - ubadubba
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Eggplant
Plant
The nightshade known in North America as the eggplant, Solanum melongena, is a species of flowering plant known in French and British English as the aubergine. Wikipedia
#114 to #14 - saladtongsofdeath
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looks like a purple helmeted yogurt slinger
#75 to #14 - iamasian
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#28 to #14 - soulterminatorm
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An eggplant is an aubergine.
#77 to #28 - ExorArgus
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DOOT DO DOOT DO DO hello
User avatar #15 to #14 - DiabloStrawhat
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Anon, in 20 years of my life, I've never called someone a vegetable nerd. Don't make me start now.
#23 to #15 - retributionthepimp
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?



I'm just kidding..sorry
#67 to #23 - lamarisagoodname
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oh noooooooooooooooooooooooooo
User avatar #106 to #23 - unoriginalaccount
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I found this disturbingly too funny.
User avatar #147 to #23 - desmondaltairezio
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that took me a long time to finally get it
#33 to #23 - anon id: 9e8edbd4
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Holy **** that's good
#103 to #15 - DiabloStrawhat
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Third highest rated comment? Wow! Thanks FJ!
User avatar #145 to #103 - Carlospiceyweiner
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aaaannnnnnd you ****** it up.
User avatar #146 to #145 - DiabloStrawhat
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I don't quite think six thumbs is my downfall, compadre.
#154 to #146 - broorb
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first now! quick, have a party
User avatar #65 to #15 - iloverapingmen
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They're the same thing.
User avatar #160 to #15 - DiabloStrawhat
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Looking back on this, I'm really glad I was able to make almost 900 people laugh with one comment. Love you guys!
#124 to #15 - anon id: 45c66f9b
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That's eggplant in French.
#94 to #15 - anon id: 848f0a34
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VEGETABLE NEEEEEEERD

sorry somebody had to do it
User avatar #98 to #94 - DiabloStrawhat
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And I appreciate that it didn't have to be me. Thank you, anon.
User avatar #69 to #15 - allofthefish
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all of the thumbs: take them
User avatar #149 to #69 - vatra
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All one of them?
User avatar #150 to #149 - vatra
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Oops, I read that as "all of my" not "all of the" I apologize.
#39 to #15 - doddythechef
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then take on a chef who cooks an aubergine casserole
then take on a chef who cooks an aubergine casserole
#20 - yentabear
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User avatar #41 to #20 - theturkeyburger
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The ":/" is used incorrectly. It means let down or slightly sad.
User avatar #52 to #41 - yentabear
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I found it to be quite an edgy face.
User avatar #53 to #52 - theturkeyburger
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...
#55 to #20 - anon id: 43d95a23
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the only reason I laughed at this is because of the unnecessary amount of ":/". Also, it's ok for her son to text an abbreviated version of "what the ****", but she can't say "******* ******"? Finally, there is no possible way that auto-correct replaced either of those words.
#101 to #20 - jbkubel
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Ouch
Ouch
User avatar #96 to #20 - tisjunkisdamnfunny
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O M G mom
W T F mom
#99 to #20 - thenotgay
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it's mocking these autocorrect things that got lately popular guys, of course it's fake, it's satire
User avatar #26 to #20 - erwtje
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So fake, yet still funny
#50 to #26 - anon id: ea3f4208
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But knowing it's fake kinda ruins it...
#13 - pappathethird
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#43 to #13 - iamjustheretoroll
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**iamjustheretoroll rolled a random image posted in comment #86370 at Shin Anime Social Board ** so funny, i blew air through my nostrils!
#16 to #13 - disembodiedlord
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#30 to #13 - venoshto
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the way she simply says "boner" at the end, yet trying to prove her point
the way she simply says "boner" at the end, yet trying to prove her point
#2 - ditzyderpydoo **User deleted account**
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This made me laugh more then it should have.
#7 to #2 - anon id: 1e1640bd
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Dat chinbutt!
User avatar #12 to #2 - pappathethird
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than
#34 - royco
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Delivered.
#8 - byodensbeard
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Eggplant!
Eggplant!
User avatar #40 to #8 - doddythechef
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and thank you !
User avatar #59 to #8 - hektoroftroy
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do we have an archer channel yet?
#88 to #8 - qubot
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#22 - dashgamer
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Emoji? What the **** does this have to do with anything Japanese?
Emoji? What the **** does this have to do with anything Japanese?
#27 to #22 - napalmpie
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User avatar #71 to #27 - minecraftlamer
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aaaah SOD u get a thumb just for that pic
User avatar #74 to #71 - napalmpie
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heh, thank you
but seriously, I'm pissed of all those japanese ****. I have nothing against anime fans, I sometimes watch anime, but there is a ******* weeaboo in my class, always putting japanese words everywhere and talking to me about katanas and mangas about which I don't care.
Katanas aren't as badass as a chainsword, otoko

Beside this, yeah, I really like SOD. I like how their riffs and stuff are simple yet effective.
#95 to #74 - tinglyturtletaint
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ばか
User avatar #97 to #95 - napalmpie
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Not even. It depends on the context.
User avatar #29 to #22 - tinglyturtletaint
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In the iphone keyboard languages there is one that is called "Emoji" and is a massive library of emoticons.
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#36 to #35 - tinglyturtletaint
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#66 to #36 - dagreatmax
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#3 - anon id: cfaab08f
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That's an eggplant.
#38 to #3 - dudeimlikeadude
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#54 to #3 - captainsheperd
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quiet anon
User avatar #9 to #3 - kirkbot
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yes, good job reading the text
#25 - Thenewguygunther
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didn't read top part
thought eggplant was a dildo
thought girl was telling her mother she was busy masturbating
assumed this was a usual thing and the mother is annoyed
went back and read the top part
#32 - nnsfw
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you get the idea ...
#82 to #32 - mvtjets
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User avatar #76 to #32 - icecreamonnips
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wow, summer fags are here early
#68 to #32 - planedisaster
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#72 to #68 - crazyoljew
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Keep it up, Jared
Keep it up, Jared
#37 to #32 - chromefile
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#46 to #37 - nnsfw
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sorry! i meant this
#47 to #46 - chromefile
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that's enough
#48 to #47 - nnsfw
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that's not what you're mom said
#56 to #48 - andromedika
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#57 to #56 - nnsfw
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mfw all this
mfw all this
#90 to #57 - shadowbreech
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Please
#64 to #57 - dagreatmax
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my inner Canadian is feeling bad for you.





just ******* with you. You should stop.
#152 to #64 - anon id: 5c902225
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why would you feel bad for me?
#51 to #48 - nnsfw
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******* rolled a random image posted in comment #47 at Makes you appreciate life. ** it would have been funnier if i hadn't said "you're"