i guess you could say shes..... Plum mad ahahahah.....wait. my mom always texts me rude things so ive just started replying with an emoji of an eggplant and it
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#14 - anon (06/11/2013) [-]
Eggplant?....Looks like an aubergine to me.
User avatar #21 to #14 - ColeTheUber (06/11/2013) [-]
Bro, that's obviously a guinea squash.
#58 to #14 - snaresinger (06/11/2013) [-]
Google says it's the same thing. CEASE YOUR PRETENTIOUSNESS.
Google says it's the same thing. CEASE YOUR PRETENTIOUSNESS.
User avatar #148 to #58 - snaresinger (06/12/2013) [-]
No that's cool, thumb me down for saying the exact same thing three other people did.
User avatar #151 to #148 - grimsho (06/12/2013) [-]
they said it much nicer
User avatar #157 to #151 - snaresinger (06/12/2013) [-]
Learn to take a joke.
#155 to #148 - comradewinter ONLINE (06/12/2013) [-]
We don't need more than one to tell us, though.
User avatar #156 to #155 - snaresinger (06/12/2013) [-]
Then why did three of them get thumbed up? Is three the magical number?
User avatar #24 to #14 - ubadubba (06/11/2013) [-]
Eggplant
Plant
The nightshade known in North America as the eggplant, Solanum melongena, is a species of flowering plant known in French and British English as the aubergine. Wikipedia
#114 to #14 - saladtongsofdeath (06/11/2013) [-]
looks like a purple helmeted yogurt slinger
#17 to #14 - anon (06/11/2013) [-]
the aubergine and the eggplant are the same thing, they can also be called nightshade which in my opinion is way cooler
#153 to #17 - broorb (06/12/2013) [-]
in britain nightshade = deadly nightshade, one of the most poisonous berries in europe. family to potatoes and tomatoes
#125 to #17 - mcronq (06/12/2013) [-]
but nightshade covers tons of things "Potatoes, tomatoes, sweet and hot peppers, eggplant, tomatillos, tamarios, pepinos, pimentos, paprika, and cayenne peppers are classified as nightshade foods." can't use that name, sadly.
#28 to #14 - soulterminatorm (06/11/2013) [-]
An eggplant is an aubergine.
#77 to #28 - ExorArgus (06/11/2013) [-]
DOOT DO DOOT DO DO hello
User avatar #15 to #14 - DiabloStrawhat (06/11/2013) [-]
Anon, in 20 years of my life, I've never called someone a vegetable nerd. Don't make me start now.
#23 to #15 - retributionthepimp (06/11/2013) [-]
?



I'm just kidding..sorry
#33 to #23 - anon (06/11/2013) [-]
Holy **** that's good
#67 to #23 - lamarisagoodname (06/11/2013) [-]
oh noooooooooooooooooooooooooo
User avatar #106 to #23 - unoriginalaccount (06/11/2013) [-]
I found this disturbingly too funny.
User avatar #147 to #23 - desmondaltairezio (06/12/2013) [-]
that took me a long time to finally get it
User avatar #65 to #15 - iloverapingmen (06/11/2013) [-]
They're the same thing.
#103 to #15 - DiabloStrawhat (06/11/2013) [-]
Third highest rated comment? Wow! Thanks FJ!
User avatar #145 to #103 - Carlospiceyweiner (06/12/2013) [-]
aaaannnnnnd you ****** it up.
User avatar #146 to #145 - DiabloStrawhat (06/12/2013) [-]
I don't quite think six thumbs is my downfall, compadre.
#154 to #146 - broorb (06/12/2013) [-]
first now! quick, have a party
#94 to #15 - anon (06/11/2013) [-]
VEGETABLE NEEEEEEERD

sorry somebody had to do it
User avatar #98 to #94 - DiabloStrawhat (06/11/2013) [-]
And I appreciate that it didn't have to be me. Thank you, anon.
User avatar #69 to #15 - allofthefish (06/11/2013) [-]
all of the thumbs: take them
User avatar #149 to #69 - vatra (06/12/2013) [-]
All one of them?
User avatar #150 to #149 - vatra (06/12/2013) [-]
Oops, I read that as "all of my" not "all of the" I apologize.
#39 to #15 - doddythechef (06/11/2013) [-]
then take on a chef who cooks an aubergine casserole
then take on a chef who cooks an aubergine casserole
User avatar #160 to #15 - DiabloStrawhat (10/11/2014) [-]
Looking back on this, I'm really glad I was able to make almost 900 people laugh with one comment. Love you guys!
#124 to #15 - anon (06/11/2013) [-]
That's eggplant in French.
#43 to #13 - iamjustheretoroll (06/11/2013) [-]
**iamjustheretoroll rolled a random image posted in comment #86370 at Shin Anime Social Board ** so funny, i blew air through my nostrils!
#30 to #13 - venoshto (06/11/2013) [-]
the way she simply says "boner" at the end, yet trying to prove her point
the way she simply says "boner" at the end, yet trying to prove her point
#8 - byodensbeard (06/11/2013) [-]
Eggplant!
Eggplant!
User avatar #40 to #8 - doddythechef (06/11/2013) [-]
and thank you !
User avatar #59 to #8 - hektoroftroy (06/11/2013) [-]
do we have an archer channel yet?
#88 to #8 - qubot (06/11/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#34 - royco (06/11/2013) [-]
Delivered.
#25 - Thenewguygunther (06/11/2013) [-]
didn't read top part
thought eggplant was a dildo
thought girl was telling her mother she was busy masturbating
assumed this was a usual thing and the mother is annoyed
went back and read the top part
#101 to #20 - jbkubel ONLINE (06/11/2013) [-]
Ouch
Ouch
#55 to #20 - anon (06/11/2013) [-]
the only reason I laughed at this is because of the unnecessary amount of ":/". Also, it's ok for her son to text an abbreviated version of "what the **** ", but she can't say " ******* ****** "? Finally, there is no possible way that auto-correct replaced either of those words.
User avatar #41 to #20 - theturkeyburger (06/11/2013) [-]
The ":/" is used incorrectly. It means let down or slightly sad.
User avatar #52 to #41 - yentabear (06/11/2013) [-]
I found it to be quite an edgy face.
User avatar #96 to #20 - tisjunkisdamnfunny (06/11/2013) [-]
O M G mom
W T F mom
User avatar #26 to #20 - erwtje ONLINE (06/11/2013) [-]
So fake, yet still funny
#50 to #26 - anon (06/11/2013) [-]
But knowing it's fake kinda ruins it...
#99 to #20 - thenotgay (06/11/2013) [-]
it's mocking these autocorrect things that got lately popular guys, of course it's fake, it's satire
#2 - ditzyderpydoo **User deleted account** (06/11/2013) [-]
This made me laugh more then it should have.
#7 to #2 - anon (06/11/2013) [-]
Dat chinbutt!
User avatar #12 to #2 - pappathethird (06/11/2013) [-]
than
#5 - eclecticparadigm **User deleted account** (06/11/2013) [-]
#42 to #5 - crimzonsoulreaper (06/11/2013) [-]
Don't know whether it's supposed to be a weird Hot Dog or a penis.
#61 to #42 - grimagination (06/11/2013) [-]
neither...
User avatar #142 to #61 - mrmeatman **User deleted account** (06/12/2013) [-]
Now it's art.
#22 - dashgamer (06/11/2013) [-]
Emoji? What the 			****		 does this have to do with anything Japanese?
Emoji? What the **** does this have to do with anything Japanese?
User avatar #71 to #27 - minecraftlamer (06/11/2013) [-]
aaaah SOD u get a thumb just for that pic
User avatar #74 to #71 - napalmpie (06/11/2013) [-]
heh, thank you
but seriously, I'm pissed of all those japanese **** . I have nothing against anime fans, I sometimes watch anime, but there is a ******* weeaboo in my class, always putting japanese words everywhere and talking to me about katanas and mangas about which I don't care.
Katanas aren't as badass as a chainsword, otoko

Beside this, yeah, I really like SOD. I like how their riffs and stuff are simple yet effective.
User avatar #97 to #95 - napalmpie (06/11/2013) [-]
Not even. It depends on the context.
User avatar #29 to #22 - tinglyturtletaint (06/11/2013) [-]
In the iphone keyboard languages there is one that is called "Emoji" and is a massive library of emoticons.
-39
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#70 - crazyoljew (06/11/2013) [-]
I actually laughed at this. Good job, OP
I actually laughed at this. Good job, OP
#122 - snakefire (06/11/2013) [-]
Just send her this gif
Just send her this gif
#131 to #122 - strangesir (06/12/2013) [-]
Yep, that should do the trick.
Yep, that should do the trick.
#4 - sektorfire (06/11/2013) [-]
I wish i had thought of that. Good stuff.
I wish i had thought of that. Good stuff.
+3
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#128 to #126 - bobfaget (06/12/2013) [-]
I get erect penises from looking at this pic..
#143 to #126 - bobfaget (06/12/2013) [-]
I meant I get a erection to this picture... I'm not OP
#108 - citry (06/11/2013) [-]
hfw
User avatar #115 to #108 - ravarshi (06/11/2013) [-]
that is terrifying, why does it use my last name...
User avatar #134 to #115 - strangesir (06/12/2013) [-]
Your last name is "Nosnevets"?
User avatar #138 to #134 - ravarshi (06/12/2013) [-]
yes, exactly! that is terrifying...
User avatar #123 to #115 - pivotmasterdm (06/11/2013) [-]
Your last name is "That"?
User avatar #121 to #115 - amateriandarknut (06/11/2013) [-]
Your last name is "Ruptured"?
User avatar #49 - jackhoffman (06/11/2013) [-]
ARE YOU ******* SORRY!!!!!
#60 - sirbustyabals (06/11/2013) [-]
**sirbustyabals rolled a random image posted in comment #4 at Party Hard ** MFW I see a purple penis
**sirbustyabals rolled a random image posted in comment #4 at Party Hard ** MFW I see a purple penis
#110 to #60 - pwnsomelink (06/11/2013) [-]
It is ze awesome Prussia
It is ze awesome Prussia
User avatar #129 - tapeworms ONLINE (06/12/2013) [-]
Why would you even need an eggplant emote?
User avatar #130 to #129 - shadowedge (06/12/2013) [-]
It's not an eggplant, it's Kennen's dick.
#144 to #129 - JudasLitl (06/12/2013) [-]
for pissing off your mom obviously
for pissing off your mom obviously
#117 to #116 - prettyflyforaderp ONLINE (06/11/2013) [-]
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!!Guys its fake dont laugh!!!
#118 to #117 - deathcampforjewtie (06/11/2013) [-]
Liar! It's real!

See? The legitimeter never lies!
#119 to #118 - prettyflyforaderp ONLINE (06/11/2013) [-]
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oh no hes right11112!!
#133 to #117 - strangesir (06/12/2013) [-]
I actually am a big fan of dick.
#136 to #133 - prettyflyforaderp ONLINE (06/12/2013) [-]
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oh bby
#141 to #140 - strangesir (06/12/2013) [-]
Nothing but victory, that's a 			****		 ton of pancakes.
Nothing but victory, that's a **** ton of pancakes.
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