My hands are full. . SNEK.
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User avatar #2 - DilBov ONLINE (06/10/2013) [-]
SNEK??!! SNEK????!!!! SNEKKKKK!!!!!!!!
User avatar #12 to #2 - OldSnake ONLINE (06/11/2013) [-]
omfg im rite here calm yo tits niqqa
#42 to #32 - Cal (06/11/2013) [-]
It's my snake!
#3 - itrinx (06/11/2013) [-]
Erhmergherd, baxes !
#7 - zorororonoa (06/11/2013) [-]
Ah, Nagini, I see you brought me another mate. Good girl.
User avatar #17 - ghostisaho ONLINE (06/11/2013) [-]
guys. imagine that going up her ass hole
User avatar #24 to #17 - chiefrunnyjeans (06/11/2013) [-]
jipen
wat r u doing
jipen
stahp
#31 to #17 - dtanobo (06/11/2013) [-]
Perhaps not today.
User avatar #44 to #17 - bigmanfifty ONLINE (06/11/2013) [-]
do I have to?
User avatar #45 to #44 - ghostisaho ONLINE (06/11/2013) [-]
yes
User avatar #46 to #45 - bigmanfifty ONLINE (06/11/2013) [-]
OK, Mr Internet
User avatar #25 to #17 - funnyjunkforlife (06/11/2013) [-]
is it wrong if i have seen porn of that happening?
User avatar #26 to #25 - ghostisaho ONLINE (06/11/2013) [-]
no
#27 - iowndemostest (06/11/2013) [-]
I'm a snaaaaaakke.
I'm a snaaaaaakke.
User avatar #1 - AngusFTW (06/10/2013) [-]
That place is in southern California, I have been there before. They have that huge snake locked in a room no bigger than two hummers. Kinda ****** up. The place is called Prehistoric Pets. Btw They LOVE Battle frogs.
#37 to #1 - anon (06/11/2013) [-]
Snakes don't need a lot of space , as they're actually quite agoraphobic. Housing a snake in an enclosure too large would stress it out to the point of refusing food and illness.
User avatar #23 to #1 - themongoose (06/11/2013) [-]
The place in fountain valley? I used to go in there all the time. My buddy got his desert tortoise from there. Didn't know they had a secret back room.
User avatar #57 to #23 - AngusFTW (06/13/2013) [-]
not secret, you have to pay $5 to go into the "zoo"
#5 - jaevel ONLINE (06/11/2013) [-]
User avatar #34 - flutterdashrainbow (06/11/2013) [-]
"please don't leave me snake! I can change!"
User avatar #6 - mtandy (06/11/2013) [-]
Proper procedure for handling constrictor snakes.

1) Make sure you're alone, although you might want photographic evidence of your wrangling skills.

2) Open door to release snake.

3) Get on the floor with said snake, they only attack if you show fear.

4) Walk the dinosaur.
User avatar #54 - rollertoaster (06/11/2013) [-]
Snek? Snek! SNEEEEEEEEEEEK!
#53 - goodeater (06/11/2013) [-]
"you don't have enough badges to train me."
#55 - mattdoggy (06/11/2013) [-]
Voldemort's babysitters had a rough life...
User avatar #11 - crazycowhimself (06/11/2013) [-]
is snek kill?
#14 - eclecticparadigm **User deleted account** (06/11/2013) [-]
Silly woman, you should've been speaking in Parseltongue instead.   
   
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Silly woman, you should've been speaking in Parseltongue instead.

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User avatar #18 - flemsdfer ONLINE (06/11/2013) [-]
I've held one of those before, but.........it never saw a wheelchair before and flipped **** over it. Long story short it wrapped around me and my chair a dozen times so I was very 'seat belted' in and then weaved through the spokes of the wheels. It never squeezed but took three guys to get it off of me.
#8 - anon (06/11/2013) [-]
Neighborhood cat-eater at its finest.
User avatar #52 - flibstaar (06/11/2013) [-]
We had an albino Burmese Python at a reptile shop I used to work at. Real friendly snakes, unless it's a hot day and you go to feed them directly after cuddling with a skunk...
User avatar #56 to #52 - kofro (06/11/2013) [-]
wut! some on funnyjunk just correctly identified a reptile. im shocked
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