Pirates of the Carribean theory. Found it here: imgur.com/gallery/f9uJf0b. People rrerr' t ' ct, yryr. tgr. E . III I III III III III was employed into service
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Pirates of the Carribean theory

Found it here: imgur.com/gallery/f9uJf0b

People rrerr' t ' ct, yryr. tgr. E .
III
I III III
III III
was employed into service for the East India
Trading Company and was given command of the
Atall. rs. l. ‘Wen ch. t' !! after he set free a cargo of
slaves, his employer, Cutler Beckett, had Jack hund-
ed as a pirate and the Wench set '':Teri' ?, and suck. Erie
ter failing to rescue the ‘Wench, Sparrow struck a
bargain with the t' AIE EN captain of the Flying Dutch-
man, liars‘ Jones, to resurrect his helos' ed vessel.
Jones returned the ship to Jack in near perfect condi-
tion except for the permanently blackened hull. This
prompted Jack to rename her the Black Pearl. when
Jack tried to free himself form his daht, Jones -
mended we souls in , the same number of
slaves Jack freed front the Wench.
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#2 - stabiloboss (06/10/2013) [+] (3 replies)
< Yiss. It makes perfect sense.   
   
   
apart from the suck
< Yiss. It makes perfect sense.


apart from the suck
#5 - ninjamyles **User deleted account** (06/10/2013) [-]
what i learned on funnyjunk today was......
what i learned on funnyjunk today was......
#3 - erethilful (06/10/2013) [+] (8 replies)
Now I need to watch all movies again.
Now I need to watch all movies again.
User avatar #7 - USSRviper (06/10/2013) [+] (5 replies)
But isn't there a scene in the film where Jack and Davy Jones are speaking and he says that 100 souls make up for his 1

So that'd mean he doesn't want the souls equal to the wench he just wants to set Jack an impossible task
User avatar #8 to #7 - TheFreak (06/10/2013) [-]
I think he means his soul is worth 100 souls because he sold his soul to save 100 people. So he has to give 100 people back.
User avatar #29 - goondas (06/11/2013) [+] (8 replies)
Why dont i remember them saying any of this in the movie? I remember that scene but none of those lines.
User avatar #30 to #29 - goondas (06/11/2013) [-]
Just rewatched it. Those things are not said in that scene at all.
#71 - anonymous (06/11/2013) [+] (6 replies)
but when you apply the 3/5 rule that's only 60 souls
#58 - deathcampforjewtie (06/11/2013) [+] (4 replies)
100% Bolton approved.
User avatar #31 - anonemous ONLINE (06/11/2013) [-]
ahem *Captain Jack Sparrow"
#137 - neocortex (06/11/2013) [-]
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The captain always goes down with the ship
#65 - poptartsniper (06/11/2013) [+] (2 replies)
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#48 - anonymous (06/11/2013) [+] (7 replies)
Only a hundred niggers on a ship? Either Jack sold a lot more than he set free or Beckett is the worst merchant of all time.
#139 - anonymous (06/11/2013) [+] (1 reply)
these "theory" posts that just sum up the things that were OBVIOUSLY IMPLIED in the original medium.... whats the point of it?

everyone who watched the movie understood this immediatly, no?
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User avatar #50 - lolollo (06/11/2013) [+] (7 replies)
I love these "dilemas". They're always the same cut and dry problems faced in video games where you have a "good" and "bad" choice on going through the storyline. They did it in Fallout, Mass Effect, and Fable. Everyone wants the middle of the road, which requires some bad points, but you can't just slaughter everyone.

So you just fucken earn your bad points on the assholes!

All Jack has to do is claim the souls of his enemies for the dutchman and he'll be out of debt in no time.

Because the real dilema wasn't that they're people, it was that they were innocent people. If you go around blanketing everyone in this delusion that people are innocent, then you're left with Batman's issue wherehe refuses to kill anyone, even the ones he knows will just break out and keep fucking shit up around Gotham.
User avatar #37 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (06/11/2013) [-]
This is also all explained in his biography, actually

It's not a theory, it's fact
#32 - ShockedNazi (06/11/2013) [+] (1 reply)
This isnt a theory, just go to the wikipedia page and it tells basically the same thing, also   thats not what theyre saying in the film
This isnt a theory, just go to the wikipedia page and it tells basically the same thing, also thats not what theyre saying in the film
#87 - mrdrpage (06/11/2013) [-]
Wait... Is it permanently black because of the fire or because of all the niggatry that was on it?
Wait... Is it permanently black because of the fire or because of all the niggatry that was on it?
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