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#4 - imonaboatman
Reply +236
(06/09/2013) [-]
My brother told me that there was chocolate in the center of every corn-on-the-cob to get me to eat it all. Every time we had some at dinner, I tried as hard as I could to reach the chocolate, but never did. One day, I lost it and cut one open with a knife. MFW no chocolate
My brother told me that there was chocolate in the center of every corn-on-the-cob to get me to eat it all. Every time we had some at dinner, I tried as hard as I could to reach the chocolate, but never did. One day, I lost it and cut one open with a knife. MFW no chocolate
#111 to #4 - nozepicker
Reply -4
(06/10/2013) [-]
It looks like Dean's eye is taking a piss
#20 to #4 - ssjkirby
Reply +6
(06/10/2013) [-]
When I was about 3 years old my brother (2 years older than me) tricked me into eating fish food by saying it was cereal.

About 2 years later he did the same with beggin strips which he told me was bacon.
#13 - jogoto
Reply +114
(06/10/2013) [-]
my dad told me that the rockstar logo on the GTA video games meant restricted to children and that i would be arrested if i played it
#311 to #13 - ramboboss **User deleted account**
Reply 0
(06/10/2013) [-]
duuuuuuuuuuuuuude same here
#85 to #13 - incontinence
Reply +10
(06/10/2013) [-]
Why did he just refer to the age restriction symbol?
#222 to #85 - masterboll
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(06/10/2013) [-]
#165 to #13 - masterboll
Reply +11
(06/10/2013) [-]
>restricted to children
#38 - eiramart ONLINE
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#114 to #38 - lordhasta
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#22 - dksidefortyone
Reply +56
(06/10/2013) [-]
My dad used to tell me that we had a ghost in our basement. He once dressed up like a a zombie with all the lights off and chase me out of the basement. I am to this day terrified to the dark
#116 to #22 - zorororonoa
Reply 0
(06/10/2013) [-]
that is better than what yolk really is
#128 to #22 - anon
Reply 0
(06/10/2013) [-]
I wonder what he was hiding down there...
#310 to #22 - garymotherfingoak
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#221 to #22 - bigmanfifty
Reply +1
(06/10/2013) [-]
Is your last name Fritzl?
#96 - thelivinggun
Reply +48
(06/10/2013) [-]
My uncle told me that every human has a limited amount of words they can speak. When one runs out of word, one cannot speak ever again.

I was a very quiet kid until I, at the age of 12, found out that was not true.
**** my uncle
#33 - Lolcatforever
Reply +40
(06/10/2013) [-]
my mom told me if i laugh while crying then hair would grow from my butthole.korean parents are weird.
#17 - stargatesturge
Reply +36
(06/10/2013) [-]
My parents told us that if we didn't remember to pray every night then God would forget about us and we'd go to Hell. They also made sure to read us the parts in Revelation that described the creatures of Hell (ie locust with lion heads and scorpion tails, etc.).
Whenever I awoke and realized I had forgotten to pray the night before I feared for my soul.
#67 to #17 - javalavalay **User deleted account**
Reply -7
(06/10/2013) [-]
Too bad it's all in your imagination.
#205 to #17 - anon
Reply 0
(06/10/2013) [-]
And people say religion isn't harmful...
#91 to #17 - dcj
Reply +30
(06/10/2013) [-]
Your parents are awful ******* people.
#88 - deliciousdee ONLINE
Reply +33
(06/10/2013) [-]
My mom used to tell me that if I slept with my socks on moss would grow on my feet.
#202 to #88 - archiehicox
Reply +1
(06/10/2013) [-]
#86 - doyoulikeapizza ONLINE
Reply +29
(06/10/2013) [-]
**doyoulikeapizza rolled a random image posted in comment #306 at Oh Xbox One! **
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#82 - patyboyz
Reply +29
(06/10/2013) [-]
My mother always says there was an animalin the toilet that eats poop and drinks pee, I was always scared of the toilet monster and ended up being constipated for a while.
#228 to #82 - theflamingfire
Reply +3
(06/10/2013) [-]
That picture scares the **** out of me