If companies had realistic slogans.
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What If Companies
Had Realistic Slogans?
Let us Google that for you
You can do it. We can hide.
Because you' re ugly
When nature calls, take a message
Don' t Expect Luggage To Arrive
Italian for "Coke just sold you water"
We' re not happy til you' re not happy
Hike up those sweatpants,
and go buy more
For when you' re too lazy
to prepare your own frozen food
Your local library now
has a Starbucks
Drink and Drive Thru
Moving Forward, and Forward,
an update is available
Made from Stuff on Earth
You' got questions?
We' got blank stares.
We really just don' t care about you