If companies had realistic slogans.. . What If Companies Had Realistic Slogans? Let us Google that for you You can do it. We can hide. Because you' re ugly When

If companies had realistic slogans.

What If Companies
Had Realistic Slogans?
Let us Google that for you
You can do it. We can hide.
Because you' re ugly
When nature calls, take a message
Don' t Expect Luggage To Arrive
ti( Norton"
by Symantec
Italian for "Coke just sold you water"
We' re not happy til you' re not happy
Hike up those sweatpants,
and go buy more
For when you' re too lazy
to prepare your own frozen food
Your local library now
has a Starbucks
Drink and Drive Thru
Moving Forward, and Forward,
and Forward
an update is available
Made from Stuff on Earth
You' got questions?
We' got blank stares.
We really just don' t care about you
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Submitted: 06/09/2013
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#1 - snowshark (06/09/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Bite the pillow, we're going in dry.
#16 - icekingg (06/10/2013) [+] (2 replies)
For when you're too lazy to prepare your own frozen food.
#48 - mguard (06/10/2013) [-]
User avatar #21 - alfrebecht (06/10/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Yeah, I work at an Applebee's.
None of our stuff is frozen, a couple of the sauces are refrigerated and pre-made, but that's rare; 95% of the stuff is prepared and cooked on site. (god, heating frozen steaks? can you imagine? that would be disgusting.)
Wtf are you talking about?
#6 - Magnet (06/10/2013) [+] (3 replies)
As a Home Depot employee I both resent and agree with this
As a Home Depot employee I both resent and agree with this
#15 - tabarzins (06/10/2013) [+] (3 replies)
We don't really care. We just want your money.
#13 - dropless (06/10/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Toyota. Moving forward, even if you dont want to.
#40 - draagz (06/10/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Someone crashed into my local taco bell the other day haha
User avatar #17 - bearinganhourglass (06/10/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I work at Home Depot as a cashier, which means I can't leave my register to help customers. 9 times out of 10, other employees won't answer their phones when I try to call them for customer assistance. I have to us the overhead speaker. Even then they often don't answer.
#19 - btsharpshot (06/10/2013) [-]
mfw when delta realization
mfw when delta realization
User avatar #14 - messerschmidto (06/10/2013) [-]
#4 - heartlessrobot (06/09/2013) [+] (2 replies)
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MFW they shut down all the Borders and I have to go to the slightly lower quality Barnes and Noble to purchase my books and coffee.
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#56 - gustaviaable (06/10/2013) [-]
We only gives you 95% of the items you need to finish your sofa
User avatar #35 - herooftermina ONLINE (06/10/2013) [-]
I used to work for Radioshack. I **** each and every one of you not, I was the only person in those doors by the time I finally got fed up, that actually KNEW what the **** was going on. No manager in that store, Stuck there from 6 AM (Store didnt open until 9:30 AM) Until midnight almost every day, doing manager shift jobs, and never got the pay raise or the ****** ass title. To them ******* at Radiosack, Suck mine.
User avatar #30 - ohp (06/10/2013) [-]
That 1 about Applebees... so true i work there
#12 - canadianguyeh (06/10/2013) [-]
I don't get AIR CANADA?   
please explain.
I don't get AIR CANADA?

please explain.
#7 - nightdude (06/10/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Anyone care to explain the Toyota
User avatar #8 to #7 - onigirigiri ONLINE (06/10/2013) [-]
I believe it was a problem with a line of their vehicles that had braking issues. So people were just free flowing through traffic.
#36 - anonymous (06/10/2013) [+] (1 reply)
They could have just left the Toyota slogan at "Moving forward".
#28 - anonymous (06/10/2013) [-]
I work for geek squad, and literally if you are caught using google you will be sat down with the DCI, and go over what you googled, and asked why couldnt you find an agent who knows, I have a masters in computer science, I work for geek squad part time, and I am a systems DJ 4DM1N for a local law firm, and honestly i figure everything out on my own.
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