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If companies had realistic slogans.

What If Companies
Had Realistic Slogans?
Let us Google that for you
You can do it. We can hide.
Because you' re ugly
When nature calls, take a message
A. DELTA
Don' t Expect Luggage To Arrive
ti( Norton"
by Symantec
Italian for "Coke just sold you water"
AIR CANADA
We' re not happy til you' re not happy
Hike up those sweatpants,
and go buy more
For when you' re too lazy
to prepare your own frozen food
BARNES
Your local library now
has a Starbucks
TACO
BELL‘
Drink and Drive Thru
TOYOTA
Moving Forward, and Forward,
and Forward
Adobe
an update is available
Snapple
Made from Stuff on Earth
Radioshack.
You' got questions?
We' got blank stares.
We really just don' t care about you
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#1 - snowshark
Reply +80
(06/09/2013) [-]
Bite the pillow, we're going in dry.
#38 to #1 - anon
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(06/10/2013) [-]
I bet their full slogan is a DLC.
#11 to #1 - canadianguyeh
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(06/10/2013) [-]
More like 25% of the game is made.   
The other 75% is DLC.
More like 25% of the game is made.
The other 75% is DLC.
#16 - icekingg
Reply +29
(06/10/2013) [-]
For when you're too lazy to prepare your own frozen food.
#26 to #16 - lordlolland
Reply +4
(06/10/2013) [-]
Or when you are a masochist that enjoys not getting proper food and then getting yelled at if you complain the least bit.
#29 to #26 - anon
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(06/10/2013) [-]
or when you don't want to tip your waiters
#48 - mguard
Reply +10
(06/10/2013) [-]
fixed
#21 - alfrebecht
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(06/10/2013) [-]
Yeah, I work at an Applebee's.
None of our stuff is frozen, a couple of the sauces are refrigerated and pre-made, but that's rare; 95% of the stuff is prepared and cooked on site. (god, heating frozen steaks? can you imagine? that would be disgusting.)
Wtf are you talking about?
#24 to #21 - osimonmagus
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(06/10/2013) [-]
The food taste's like ****. That's what they're getting at for chrissake.
#25 to #24 - alfrebecht
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(06/10/2013) [-]
well, subjectively, ours is delicious, but different ABs are under different corporate rules, so it'll vary.
#6 - Magnet
Reply +7
(06/10/2013) [-]
As a Home Depot employee I both resent and agree with this
As a Home Depot employee I both resent and agree with this
#33 to #6 - xxkelevraxx
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#34 to #6 - xxkelevraxx
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(06/10/2013) [-]
when you're a cashier and can't go more than 10 ft from your register it's hard to hide.. and sometimes I want to when customers get pissed off because everyone hides and no one answers their phone or responds to overhead pages. Not to mention they get pissed when I tell them I can't help them down the isle or load something. They think I can just leave the register at any time.. even though I tell them I can't or I can be fired they still give me that "You're just a lazy ass kid" look.
#68 to #34 - Magnet
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(06/13/2013) [-]
As a Cashier / Lot associate I end up having to assist customers in departments that I'm not trained in just because I'm passing through and there's no one else to be found
#15 - tabarzins
Reply +5
(06/10/2013) [-]
We don't really care. We just want your money.
#43 to #15 - hyrulist
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(06/10/2013) [-]
i loved maplestory when i was younger
would play again if there is a good privat-server
#52 to #43 - sketchE
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(06/10/2013) [-]
it annoyed the **** out of me. leveling took forever unless you did like a special dungeon that only so many pople could be in at a time
#55 to #15 - tiddycats
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(06/10/2013) [-]
I don't get how they charge as much money as they do for the junk they try to push on you in the friggin' cash shop, half of the stuff wears off in a month, they had some package "deal" for unlocking all item slots and charged about $160 for it, just think about that, $160, just for maxing out inventory space, on a single character...
I don't get how they charge as much money as they do for the junk they try to push on you in the friggin' cash shop, half of the stuff wears off in a month, they had some package "deal" for unlocking all item slots and charged about $160 for it, just think about that, $160, just for maxing out inventory space, on a single character...
#13 - dropless
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(06/10/2013) [-]
Toyota. Moving forward, even if you dont want to.
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#67 to #37 - dropless
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(06/10/2013) [-]
#40 - draagz
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(06/10/2013) [-]
Someone crashed into my local taco bell the other day haha
#41 to #40 - draagz
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(06/10/2013) [-]
#42 to #40 - yourdadsdad
Reply 0
(06/10/2013) [-]
Of course it was in Ohio.
#17 - bearinganhourglass
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(06/10/2013) [-]
I work at Home Depot as a cashier, which means I can't leave my register to help customers. 9 times out of 10, other employees won't answer their phones when I try to call them for customer assistance. I have to us the overhead speaker. Even then they often don't answer.
#32 to #17 - xxkelevraxx
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(06/10/2013) [-]
your pain.. I feel it... as I too work there with the same position... makes me want to kick babies... "Can you help me?" .... "sure, if I can get a hold of someone... ever..."
#66 to #32 - bearinganhourglass
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(06/10/2013) [-]
One person waited a good half an hour because I couldn't get ahold of a forklift driver.
#19 - btsharpshot
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(06/10/2013) [-]
mfw when delta realization
mfw when delta realization