Card. . I COULDN' T THINK DE ANYTHING TD WRITE. so PLEASE PRETEND THAT YDU' RE READING ID REAH.. , MAYBE EVEN WIPE AWAY A WAR, AND THEN I. DDK AT ME KNOW CDUA.
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I COULDN' T THINK DE ANYTHING TD WRITE.
so PLEASE PRETEND THAT YDU' RE READING
ID REAH.. , MAYBE EVEN
WIPE AWAY A WAR, AND THEN I. DDK AT ME
KNOW CDUA. D WRITE LIKE THAT.‘ THEN
If ANYONE ASKS SEE THE CARD, REFUSE
AND TEE THEM IT WAS JUST TOO .
THANKS, I OWE YDU ONE.
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#29 - intrepidy (06/09/2013) [-]
I hate writing in cards. I have literally spent hours on a single one.

My face after an hour with only "Dear xxx"
#68 to #29 - brenton (06/10/2013) [-]
You rang?
User avatar #32 to #29 - nidhugg (06/09/2013) [-]
Dear xxx. Man, porn is good.
#41 to #29 - mythichyphen (06/09/2013) [-]
All I ever write is   
To: x   
Hope you have/had a good birthday/wedding/childbirth/dead   
From: y   
Pic unrelated
All I ever write is
To: x
Hope you have/had a good birthday/wedding/childbirth/dead
From: y
Pic unrelated
User avatar #50 to #41 - burtgasm (06/09/2013) [-]
To: Carl
Hope you have a good dead
From: mythicphen

Good card there buddy.
#55 to #50 - mythichyphen (06/09/2013) [-]
This made me laugh real hard, thanks
User avatar #78 to #41 - takesomemorewater (06/10/2013) [-]
Dear mythichyphen

I love Crash Bandicoot. Hold my thumb

From: takesomemorewater
#43 to #41 - intrepidy (06/09/2013) [-]
BUT IT ISN'T MEANINGFUL ENOUGH! THEY WON'T KNOW MY EMOTIONS AND IF THEY DON'T KNOW I CARE THEY WON'T BUY ME MORE PRESENTS.
User avatar #44 to #43 - mythichyphen (06/09/2013) [-]
I just try to get cards out of the way to be honest
#4 - heafi (06/09/2013) [-]
User avatar #69 to #4 - rufless (06/10/2013) [-]
Yet there's something very pornographic about this tortoise licking that mashed potato...

why am I getting a semi?
User avatar #74 to #4 - cadencee (06/10/2013) [-]
I thought it was a cloud of gas until i read the last line. I feel stupid.
#27 - luckyxiii (06/09/2013) [-]
classic schmosby
#21 - anunamoose (06/09/2013) [-]
**anunamoose rolled a random comment #2501961 posted by purplewonder at Friendly ** :
   
What I write in people's cards.
**anunamoose rolled a random comment #2501961 posted by purplewonder at Friendly ** :

What I write in people's cards.
+5
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#49 to #31 - JudasLitl (06/09/2013) [-]
you monstr
User avatar #34 - IAreCaptainObvious (06/09/2013) [-]
**IAreCaptainObvious rolled a random comment #2501560 posted by theguyweallhate at Friendly ** :
Why?
What i write:
#73 to #34 - Rascal (06/10/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random comment #2505630 posted by Moondog at Friendly ** :
What I write
User avatar #38 - fukkendragonite (06/09/2013) [-]
I would only ever buy this as a joke to like a future wife or girlfriend or something. I just think it'd be hilarious. Besides, my idea of a dream girl would have the kind of sense of humour to enjoy this.

yeah like this is ever happening...
#85 - yurilowenthalll (06/10/2013) [-]
**yurilowenthalll rolled a random image posted in comment #81 at Oh Morgan... ** what i write in cards
User avatar #89 to #85 - specialops (06/10/2013) [-]
wipes away tear*
User avatar #67 - brenton (06/10/2013) [-]
WHERE CAN I BUY THIS.
#37 - jinapayne (06/09/2013) [-]
Anyone hate birthdays and _____ Days just because it sucks writing cards because you just repeat yourself too many times and it just sucks?
+1
#25 - absolutnignog **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #42 - mythichyphen (06/09/2013) [-]
**mythichyphen rolled a random comment #655248 posted by TheMather at Anime & Manga - anime shows, anime games, anime art, manga ** :
It's a SoL with a cast comprised entirely of girls drawn in a "cute" format. That's moeblob.

I wrote this on a funeral card
User avatar #64 to #42 - godhatesusall (06/10/2013) [-]
**godhatesusall rolled a random comment #81530 posted by gmarrox at Social Board ** :
Most people who think they should vlog, shouldn't. You need to be good at editing videos, have great recording equipment, and have excellent volume and tone control, while avoiding things like "ummmm" and "so yeah" or else you're just another kid talking to a webcam in your bedroom.
A letter from my uncle in Peru
User avatar #45 to #42 - lolwtfme (06/09/2013) [-]
so moe
User avatar #46 to #45 - mythichyphen (06/09/2013) [-]
Just like your profile pic
#47 to #46 - lolwtfme (06/09/2013) [-]
oh you....
#48 to #47 - mythichyphen (06/09/2013) [-]
:3
:3
User avatar #52 to #42 - TheMather ONLINE (06/09/2013) [-]
I just love seeing my comments out of context when people roll them. I'm just verbose enough for them to still make sense, but that just makes them seem all the more random.
User avatar #5 - hotschurl (06/09/2013) [-]
Desc = retard version of this:

I COULDN' T THINK DE ANYTHING TD WRITE.
so PLEASE PRETEND THAT YDU' RE READING
ID REAH.. , MAYBE EVEN
WIPE AWAY A WAR, AND THEN I. DDK AT ME
KNOW CDUA. D WRITE LIKE THAT.‘ THEN
If ANYONE ASKS SEE THE CARD, REFUSE
AND TEE THEM IT WAS JUST TOO .
THANKS, I OWE YDU ONE.
User avatar #14 to #5 - yentabear (06/09/2013) [-]
We can read it.
User avatar #24 to #5 - bighairyfart (06/09/2013) [-]
*Tumblr version of this.
User avatar #6 to #5 - angelious (06/09/2013) [-]
wipe away a war....i think thats asking too much
User avatar #7 to #6 - kimkve (06/09/2013) [-]
if it only was that easy...
User avatar #2 - Stidwack (06/09/2013) [-]
This will backfire if the person reading the card starts to read it aloud
User avatar #35 to #2 - alexjonez (06/09/2013) [-]
Right, because nothing says ''read me out load'' more that ''DO ME A FAVOR''
#72 - Rascal (06/10/2013) [-]
☻/ This is bob. Copy and paste him so he can take over FJ.
/▌
/\
#76 to #72 - skinless (06/10/2013) [-]
oh god a new way for the anons to spam
User avatar #79 to #76 - malhaloc (06/10/2013) [-]
does this mean asians cant read minds anymore?
User avatar #82 to #76 - blacklightsun (06/10/2013) [-]
But DJ 4DM1N asked us to do it...
My whole life is a lie
*Runs away crying*
#1 - Rascal (06/09/2013) [-]
apparently, you couldn't think of anything to post, either.
#36 - rwjiscoolest (06/09/2013) [-]
hey guys my acount got baned AGAN so i gess i have to need this nu 1 this is rwjiscool by the way i promise i just made a new acount becus sum fagots got me baned heres my nu content its a drawing of misder crabs and PLEES NO BAD COMENTS THANK U www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4630051/misder+crabs/
#20 - harshy (06/09/2013) [-]
or you could just write
SMOKE.
#86 - xentacle (06/10/2013) [-]
Top tip.   
When browsing the card shop, write down the long message or poem inside on your phone or remember it, buy a different card, then re-write it on the card you bought, They'd be none the wiser
Top tip.
When browsing the card shop, write down the long message or poem inside on your phone or remember it, buy a different card, then re-write it on the card you bought, They'd be none the wiser

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