Good Read. Kid jokes. Today I am going to tell you what I am most afraid of____ here we go. its me its about a Must move into a new neighborhood and have no fri
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Today I am going to tell you what I am most afraid of____ here we go.
its me
its about a
Must move into a new neighborhood and have no friends
its outside mowing the lawn when random dog runs upto me
up and a END is running after it
Berget dog back, introduce ourselves
Wlecome very good friends
Essentually begin dating
forward about two months
girl moves in
Eh about a T/ IO, would boink
be polite and introduce new girl
girl and I start to become friends too, even though she seems a little odd
Hell her i have a girlfriend, can see she is (literally) insanely jealous
forward two more weeks
Pstart to see less and less of my girlfriend and at the same time new girl starts to become even more ofa psycho bitch
forward at days
a random Facebook message from my girlfriend saying that T/ IO threatened to kill my girlfriend if she to me again
wwtf, jpeg
forward one more week
silo not hear or see gingergirl since that message on facebook, start growing very worried
Reandom knock on my door, its the cops
me picture tftwo girls asking ifl knowthat
eBay yes, getting more worried
tell me that T/ IO committed suicide and remains of my girlfriend showed up in her stomach during the autopsy
TLJ) R why was the E afraid of the T? Because T ate 9
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Submitted: 06/09/2013
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#4 - straightbusta (06/09/2013) [-]
This is literally what I did.
This is literally what I did.
#5 - sirawesomedude (06/09/2013) [+] (2 replies)
this is old as ****
#18 - Eleatperson (06/09/2013) [-]
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#25 - pappathethird (06/10/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#1 - gifca (06/09/2013) [-]
Man, I read this before and it still ******* got me
#23 - emostrawberry (06/10/2013) [-]
I cannot even comprehend the 						****					 you just said!
I cannot even comprehend the **** you just said!
#10 - theseqceeman (06/09/2013) [-]
you clever piece of crap
#3 - jocosejenkins (06/09/2013) [-]
Dammit OP. I actually feeled a feel for a second there before the punchline.
#7 - kikkelikeiju ONLINE (06/09/2013) [-]
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#29 - silverhellion (06/10/2013) [-]
you got me OP, well played.
#12 - alos (06/09/2013) [-]
User avatar #28 - tigerrish (06/10/2013) [-]
******* **** I got legit scared.

**** you OP.
User avatar #27 - MoarMemes (06/10/2013) [-]
I ******* died
#26 - jazzyietheferret (06/10/2013) [-]
What about the dog?
User avatar #20 - theyseemeskatin (06/09/2013) [-]
touche OP, touche
User avatar #14 - bemmo (06/09/2013) [-]
Jeeesuuus Chriioh SON OF A BITCH
User avatar #13 - MetallicaForever (06/09/2013) [-]
son of a bitch...
#11 - alphahacker (06/09/2013) [+] (1 reply)
OP you deserve more thumbs
OP you deserve more thumbs
User avatar #34 - awesomedewd (06/10/2013) [-]
That's a pretty story for a dumb joke...

Note for me: also read what's not greentexted at the end before reading the story!
#32 - Womens Study Major (06/10/2013) [-]
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