Delicious. .. I work at Pizza Hut and when someone asked for a joke the only ones we could think of were "inappropriate." I ended up writing: How many tickles does  Pizza gynecologist
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User avatar #8 - mghnhymn (06/09/2013) [+] (15 replies)
I work at Pizza Hut and when someone asked for a joke the only ones we could think of were "inappropriate." I ended up writing:

How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh?
Ten-tickles.
#28 - internetrage (06/09/2013) [+] (10 replies)
>build your own pizza   
>pepperoni
>build your own pizza
>pepperoni
User avatar #9 - redstonealchemist (06/09/2013) [+] (10 replies)
how do you know your sister is on her period?
User avatar #14 to #9 - nommonsterbaa ONLINE (06/09/2013) [-]
Your dad's cock tastes like blood.
#3 - Penn (06/09/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I ordered Papa John's the other day and where it said "Delivery Instructions" I put "Say the word 'penis' or no tip." I got a call 5 minutes later from the manager stating that her delivery driver refuses to service me because she feels she wouldn't get a tip. I said "Well, if she says 'penis' she will." I was told not to order from that store again.

However, I made my point about their policies and how they're obligated to deliver to me. They did. But, apparently I can only get a delivery if a man is working.
User avatar #21 - martycamp (06/09/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Upon breaking up with me, my girlfriend told me she faked every one of her orgasms.

What's worse is that she's a squirter.
#27 to #21 - neoexdeath ONLINE (06/09/2013) [-]
By the sacred Bylaws of the internet, I must request pics, or I shall have no choice but to assume this event did not occur.
#39 - mycatislookingatme (06/09/2013) [+] (8 replies)
Everyone on the "How do you tell your sister is on her period" joke, my worst one is:

So, I was licking out this girl last week, then I tasted horse semen.
I thought to myself "Oh granny, so that's how you died".


It gets worse the longer you think about it.
User avatar #4 - awesomerunner (06/09/2013) [-]
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?

Kick his sister in the jaw
User avatar #74 - wilfredfanforever ONLINE (06/09/2013) [+] (8 replies)
what's the hardest thing about walking through a field of dead babies?

My Dick.
#114 - nighthawxx (06/09/2013) [-]
When can you punch a midget?   
   
When he's standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice
When can you punch a midget?

When he's standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice
#111 - pikkapii (06/09/2013) [-]
I asked them to draw a dinosaur on the box, but they didn't.
#6 - thype (06/09/2013) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #119 - theshadowed (06/09/2013) [-]
Whats the hardest thing in a kids body after hes been hit by a car?

My dick
#40 - lookatmyhouseofwax ONLINE (06/09/2013) [-]
Yupp
Yupp
#138 - forgery (06/09/2013) [+] (1 reply)
What do you call a blind, crippled boy with cancer?

NAMES
#57 - harryblazer (06/09/2013) [+] (28 replies)
so im eating out this girl and suddenly i taste hoarse semen. so I laugh to myself and say "huh, so thats how you died grandma"
#77 to #57 - corset (06/09/2013) [-]
That's...
That's literally the exact same joke #39 posted.
User avatar #33 - mooghens (06/09/2013) [-]
How do you know a girl is too young?
When you have to do the airplane noise to get your cock in her mouth.
User avatar #88 - thebearthatcares (06/09/2013) [-]
How do you fit 50 dead babies into a bucket?
Blender
How do you get them out?
Chips
#115 - norwegiandude (06/09/2013) [-]
Gynecologist's FW
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