Delicious. .. I work at Pizza Hut and when someone asked for a joke the only ones we could think of were "inappropriate." I ended up writing: How many tickles does  Pizza gynecologist
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#28 - internetrage (06/09/2013) [-]
>build your own pizza   
>pepperoni
>build your own pizza
>pepperoni
#37 to #28 - mrgusti (06/09/2013) [-]
pepperoni is pizza topping master race
#47 to #37 - alcoholicsemen (06/09/2013) [-]
meatlovers represent
User avatar #52 to #47 - toastersburnthings (06/09/2013) [-]
Bacon somehow always winds up being ****** for me when it's on a pizza.
User avatar #54 to #52 - alcoholicsemen (06/09/2013) [-]
have you tried it with cocaine
User avatar #62 to #54 - amusingtoaster (06/09/2013) [-]
Not since the accident.
#65 to #47 - lamarisagoodname (06/09/2013) [-]
Why does nobody like olives? I think green olives go very well with beef, with some onion too
#68 to #65 - alcoholicsemen (06/09/2013) [-]
dude i hear olives on a pizza are a flavor orgasm waiting to happen
dude i hear olives on a pizza are a flavor orgasm waiting to happen
#159 to #65 - pineapplepeople (06/10/2013) [-]
bacon, ham, and green olives is the most amazing pizza I've ever eaten.
User avatar #87 to #37 - heartlessrobot (06/09/2013) [-]
Nah man, Anchovy master race.
#56 to #37 - smokekusheveryday (06/09/2013) [-]
Yes but is bacon not also a glorious master race as well?
User avatar #8 - mghnhymn (06/09/2013) [-]
I work at Pizza Hut and when someone asked for a joke the only ones we could think of were "inappropriate." I ended up writing:

How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh?
Ten-tickles.
#156 to #8 - bloodmagic (06/10/2013) [-]
MFW trying to decide whether to laugh or not.
User avatar #165 to #156 - hcatt (06/28/2014) [-]
#139 to #8 - anon (06/09/2013) [-]
Why did the Mexican man push his wife off a cliff?


Tequila!

(sound it out -.-)
#124 to #8 - fuckyouto ONLINE (06/09/2013) [-]
ಠ__ಠ
#136 to #8 - lizardnigger (06/09/2013) [-]
That 			****		 right there is brilliant. You 			*******		 genius.
That **** right there is brilliant. You ******* genius.
#157 to #136 - lamarisagoodname (06/10/2013) [-]
Eons shall pass and this will remain my favorite gif
User avatar #13 to #8 - keiishiyama (06/09/2013) [-]
First some guy on the brain post using "unnerving" in his joke, now this. Pun central tonight.
User avatar #15 to #8 - mrastrozombie (06/09/2013) [-]
I absolutely LOVE puns, and that's one of the best ones I've heard.
#123 to #15 - jazzyietheferret (06/09/2013) [-]
Where are all of you when I make puns!? I feel as if no one realizes it or they just don't care.
User avatar #16 to #15 - mghnhymn (06/09/2013) [-]
Ditto. They're so punny.
User avatar #144 to #8 - thesoraminer **User deleted account** (06/09/2013) [-]
The queen of England was visiting one of Canada's top hospitals, and during her tour of the floors she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating.

"Oh my god!", said the Queen, "That's disgraceful, what is the meaning of this???"

The doctor leading the tour explains, "I'm sorry your ladyship, this man has a very serious condition where the testicles rapidly fill with semen. If he doesn't do that five times a day, they would explode and he would most likely die instantly."

"Oh, I am sorry" said the Queen.

On the next floor they passed a room where a young nurse was giving a patient a blow job.

"Oh my God", said the Queen, "What's happening in there?"

The Doctor replied, "Same problem, better health plan."
User avatar #158 to #144 - qwarthos (06/10/2013) [-]
Is that when she decided free healthcare for everyone so everyone can get blow jobs?
#11 to #8 - blandknight (06/09/2013) [-]
I laughed way to hard at that
User avatar #12 to #11 - mghnhymn (06/09/2013) [-]
I know what you mean. It absolutely made my day the first time I heard it.
#39 - mycatislookingatme (06/09/2013) [-]
Everyone on the "How do you tell your sister is on her period" joke, my worst one is:

So, I was licking out this girl last week, then I tasted horse semen.
I thought to myself "Oh granny, so that's how you died".


It gets worse the longer you think about it.
#120 to #39 - anon (06/09/2013) [-]
He was eating out his grandmother who died by having sex with a horse. Lovely
#129 to #39 - anon (06/09/2013) [-]
I involuntarily started whining, "No... stop... please..."
#135 to #39 - lesserdeity (06/09/2013) [-]
That was actually ******* funny once I got it.
#142 to #39 - anon (06/09/2013) [-]
yeah because you know what horse semen tastes like
User avatar #143 to #39 - ugottanked (06/09/2013) [-]
.....jesus ******* christ
#102 to #39 - blbrian (06/09/2013) [-]
The 			****		 dude
The **** dude
#3 - Penn (06/09/2013) [-]
I ordered Papa John's the other day and where it said "Delivery Instructions" I put "Say the word 'penis' or no tip." I got a call 5 minutes later from the manager stating that her delivery driver refuses to service me because she feels she wouldn't get a tip. I said "Well, if she says 'penis' she will." I was told not to order from that store again.

However, I made my point about their policies and how they're obligated to deliver to me. They did. But, apparently I can only get a delivery if a man is working.
#73 to #3 - anon (06/09/2013) [-]
I'm sure you could have given her the tip, hahaha get it?...
User avatar #74 - wilfredfanforever (06/09/2013) [-]
what's the hardest thing about walking through a field of dead babies?

My Dick.
User avatar #86 to #74 - Necrophelia (06/09/2013) [-]
agreed
User avatar #76 to #74 - wilfredfanforever (06/09/2013) [-]
What does a baby in a blender look like?

I don't know, I close my eyes when I masturbate.
#83 to #76 - scuttle (06/09/2013) [-]
I like you, friend.
#131 to #76 - anon (06/09/2013) [-]
How do you take out babies out of a blender?

With nachos.
User avatar #127 to #76 - zakaizer (06/09/2013) [-]
You are one sick **** . Keep 'em coming, bro.
User avatar #150 to #127 - wilfredfanforever (06/09/2013) [-]
What's red and scratches at the window?

A baby in a microwave.
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User avatar #126 to #76 - crazyoljew (06/09/2013) [-]
I think you should keep them coming
User avatar #21 - martycamp (06/09/2013) [-]
Upon breaking up with me, my girlfriend told me she faked every one of her orgasms.

What's worse is that she's a squirter.
User avatar #22 to #21 - thepineapple (06/09/2013) [-]
Your X-GF urinates squirts.
User avatar #24 to #22 - martycamp (06/09/2013) [-]
Bonus joke is my having a girlfriend. Or sex.
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User avatar #25 to #23 - thepineapple (06/09/2013) [-]
More than you make 'em orgasm.
User avatar #26 to #21 - reican (06/09/2013) [-]
tell her you poked a hole in the last condom.
#27 to #21 - neoexdeath ONLINE (06/09/2013) [-]
By the sacred Bylaws of the internet, I must request pics, or I shall have no choice but to assume this event did not occur.
User avatar #4 - awesomerunner (06/09/2013) [-]
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?

Kick his sister in the jaw
#111 - pikkapii (06/09/2013) [-]
I asked them to draw a dinosaur on the box, but they didn't.
User avatar #9 - redstonealchemist (06/09/2013) [-]
how do you know your sister is on her period?
#17 to #9 - anon (06/09/2013) [-]
she only gives u a$$ ?
User avatar #20 to #9 - izaya (06/09/2013) [-]
Believe me, you'll know...

Source: 17 years of living with an older sister
#31 to #20 - anon (06/09/2013) [-]
See the only reason I know my sister is on hers is when she says it aloud. She is a royal bitch at all times, so you can' t really tell that way.
User avatar #14 to #9 - nommonsterbaa (06/09/2013) [-]
Your dad's cock tastes like blood.
#132 to #14 - lesserdeity (06/09/2013) [-]
I would love to meet the person that cma e up with this joke
User avatar #134 to #132 - nommonsterbaa (06/09/2013) [-]
Wish I could say it was me.
#161 to #14 - redstonealchemist (06/11/2013) [-]
right answer
right answer
#85 to #14 - guto (06/09/2013) [-]
I lol'd thumb for you
I lol'd thumb for you
User avatar #119 - theshadowed (06/09/2013) [-]
Whats the hardest thing in a kids body after hes been hit by a car?

My dick
#40 - lookatmyhouseofwax (06/09/2013) [-]
Yupp
Yupp
#138 - forgery (06/09/2013) [-]
What do you call a blind, crippled boy with cancer?

NAMES
User avatar #166 to #138 - flomosho (08/16/2014) [-]
hahahah
#114 - nighthawxx (06/09/2013) [-]
When can you punch a midget?   
   
When he's standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice
When can you punch a midget?

When he's standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice
#6 - thype (06/09/2013) [-]
#19 to #6 - vili (06/09/2013) [-]
I like how the girl grew tits while doing the reverse cowgirl.
User avatar #88 - thebearthatcares (06/09/2013) [-]
How do you fit 50 dead babies into a bucket?
Blender
How do you get them out?
Chips
#7 - anon (06/09/2013) [-]
I ordered a pizza from pizza hut and asked them to draw a picture on the box. I got the box with the word "no" in the upper left hand corner. **** pizza hut and their fuddy duddy employees.
#115 - norwegiandude (06/09/2013) [-]
Gynecologist's FW
User avatar #33 - mooghens (06/09/2013) [-]
How do you know a girl is too young?
When you have to do the airplane noise to get your cock in her mouth.
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