How to freak people out. what sorcery is this coming from?. asdasdasdas
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#6 - derricktwo (06/09/2013) [-]
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#34 to #6 - deliciousdee ONLINE (06/09/2013) [-]
I know that's not what he's saying, and it's bugging me because I can't read his lips.
User avatar #47 to #34 - braddlesxp (06/09/2013) [-]
Dude... it is

I.... LOVE IT with a lot of emphasis on the T
think harder i havent even seen the movie but its obvious as ****
#55 to #47 - chachacobras (06/09/2013) [-]
Watch it. It's ******* brilliant.
User avatar #67 to #55 - braddlesxp (06/09/2013) [-]
whats the movie? sorry i dont even have a clue
User avatar #70 to #67 - ilovel (06/09/2013) [-]
Ratatouille
User avatar #74 to #34 - triggathepirate (06/09/2013) [-]
Eye lohve ehtt
User avatar #41 to #34 - hugsta (06/09/2013) [-]
It is, if I remember correctly.
"You're skinny for someone who likes food"
"I don't like food, I LOVE it"
#36 - wersand ONLINE (06/09/2013) [-]
#48 - durkadurka (06/09/2013) [-]
Next time you need to get a new USB drive, look for one of these little ******* . The whole body is made out of the same piece of metal as the plug itself so you don't snap the thing of on accident or in a drunken rage. They also fit nicely on key chains and such.
#103 to #48 - anon (06/09/2013) [-]
instead youll snap the computers hole by accident.
User avatar #84 to #48 - basstard (06/09/2013) [-]
Kingston is high quality.
I got The traveler.3.0 usb and 32 GB.
User avatar #146 to #84 - killerliquid (06/09/2013) [-]
I forgot I had my Kingston in my pants so it ended up being in the wash. Still worked though.
#56 to #48 - itsmewaffle (06/09/2013) [-]
This ************ is what I have
#102 to #48 - anon (06/09/2013) [-]
I have never once snapped my flashdrive in a fit of drunken rage, or for any other reason, before.
#49 - turretbuddy (06/09/2013) [-]
I just woke up so I'm really tired and I read that: "How French People Eat Out" and I was really confused .
User avatar #164 to #49 - ninjutsumaster (06/13/2013) [-]
That's called an 'Australian kiss', by the way. Just google it if you don't know how
User avatar #14 - yunoknow (06/09/2013) [-]
my mom will just throw it out.
#71 - BaloneyTony (06/09/2013) [-]
I'm still trying to do this...
User avatar #32 - satanisthesavior (06/09/2013) [-]
>Get a wired mouse and a wireless mouse (make sure the style is the same or very close)
>Take parts out of wireless mouse, put in wired mouse (and make sure to leave a way to put batteries in)
>Break cord on wireless mouse (like in the content above)
>Hide USB receiver for wireless mouse in the USB end of the wired mouse cable

Now, you have a wired mouse with the cord ripped in two, yet it still works (assuming you remembered to put batteries in the mouse).
#86 - leobreacker (06/09/2013) [-]
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User avatar #82 - catkids (06/09/2013) [-]
Fun story about a USB device!
>Be two months ago
>Be me
>Be at friends house
>Friend has 1000 dollar computer, just upgraded his GPU to a GTX 680
>Has a huge case, can't fit all the way in desk slot, USB wireless adapter sticks out
>Just finished installing the drivers
>He is sitting on the floor
>He stands up
>Bends the **** out of the adapter with his leg
>Scares the **** out of me
>Shorts out his computer
>1000 dollars + 350 dollars down the drain for him

Kids, make sure you keep your devices safe.
User avatar #100 to #82 - chiefrunnyjeans (06/09/2013) [-]
His computer got shorted by a wireless adapter???
Must have been something else or maybe god just hates him
User avatar #125 to #82 - spartusee (06/09/2013) [-]
1000 dollar computer with a gtx 680? Either he is bottle necking a lot or knows a guy.
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User avatar #95 to #89 - someponynew (06/09/2013) [-]
It looks like you're getting files without the wire being connected...
User avatar #90 to #89 - MotorstormLegend (06/09/2013) [-]
Tons of storage and odd looks from bystanders
User avatar #92 to #89 - zombiemanic (06/09/2013) [-]
You can hide your pr0n harder so that No ONE could possibly find it,
e.g. - if someone finds a USB they'll check it.
- If someone finds a broken cable they'll just get rid of it or ignore it...
#109 - seizure (06/09/2013) [-]
Am I the only one who finds this interesting for reasons other than hiding porn?
User avatar #2 - midgetmayhem (06/09/2013) [-]
someone please explain this to me.
#97 to #2 - anon (06/09/2013) [-]
Its a USB drive i think. but it just looks like a cord that has been cut or ripped. So They won't understand how it still works.
#101 to #2 - anon (06/09/2013) [-]
He took apart a USB cable and hid a flashdrive in it. He then cut the end of the USB cable, so it looks like just a plain cut up USB cable. This would lead one to question how whatever info is on that flashdrive is getting there.
#21 to #2 - anon (06/09/2013) [-]
retard
#4 to #2 - SFreedomX (06/09/2013) [-]
He put the flash drive inside a ripped up USB cord.
User avatar #5 to #2 - mdmurphy (06/09/2013) [-]
The result is a 1GB flash drive that looks like a USB cable that's been cut off.

Great place to hide your porn.
#7 to #5 - chiktikkavaspaus (06/09/2013) [-]
Then your mom throws it in the trash...
Then your mom throws it in the trash...
#155 to #7 - ironsoul (06/09/2013) [-]
Your problem is that you are living with your mother.
#156 to #155 - chiktikkavaspaus (06/09/2013) [-]
According to the amount of thumbs my comment received, I'd say that the majority of FJ does too.
According to the amount of thumbs my comment received, I'd say that the majority of FJ does too.
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User avatar #43 to #5 - asmodeu (06/09/2013) [-]
Great place to hide porn ? Add some encryption to that and it may be. But don't underestimate a mother's abilities to find out stuff in the most obscure places, nobody would ever think of.
User avatar #45 to #5 - alanflindt (06/09/2013) [-]
Or just don't download porn like everyone else in the world
User avatar #12 to #5 - midgetmayhem (06/09/2013) [-]
but why would someone do this? to me it seems cool but kinda pointless.
#25 to #12 - anon (06/09/2013) [-]
It's kind of funny looking
User avatar #28 to #25 - critality (06/09/2013) [-]
Because it's different, christ you people are boring
#44 - argonianmaidohonor (06/09/2013) [-]
Unless you leave it out and someone throws it in the trash because they assume it is broken.
Pic related its YFW someone throws it away.
User avatar #76 to #44 - nicoquitemad (06/09/2013) [-]
I'd hook the cut off end up so something futuristic looking or some wizard **** .
User avatar #54 to #44 - twinnedorphan (06/09/2013) [-]
i'm surprinsingly fit.
#104 - anon (06/09/2013) [-]
i zip my porn and lock the folder up in my world of warcraft screenshot folder

I always put a folder inside of a folder and make 3 extra folders that lead to blank folders. so its a maze. i name them folder 1 2 3, inside of each, i put 3 other folders named 1 2 3. and so on until i reach my 8th folder, thats where i hide the porn at. and its locked.
User avatar #154 to #104 - skidbladnir (06/09/2013) [-]
I have my porn encrypted with truecrypt and the file I need to open truecrypt is in in the installation data of a game (D:\IC\Installation\CACHE\ART\EBPS\PROJECTILES\AREA.SGM) but I made it invisible because I donĀ“t need to click it. I have a programm that opens it when I enter a password. So I need do enter a password to get to enter another password to have watch my porn. So no one even sees I have truecrypt and tries to guess my password.
#120 - iTzKitteh (06/09/2013) [-]
I'm tempted to try this, but it would probably just end badly for me.    
   
			****		 it, I've seen 8GB tiny ass USB keys for like $5. I'll give it a shot someday.
I'm tempted to try this, but it would probably just end badly for me.

**** it, I've seen 8GB tiny ass USB keys for like $5. I'll give it a shot someday.
#131 - drillaz (06/09/2013) [-]
I've never seen a 1GB anything.
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#137 to #135 - drillaz (06/09/2013) [-]
I've also never had strawberry ice-cream.
User avatar #139 to #137 - lolkoi (06/09/2013) [-]
Thats not even a good flavor
User avatar #152 to #131 - trollypollyz (06/09/2013) [-]
I still have a flash drive with 128mb...
#157 to #152 - drillaz (06/09/2013) [-]
So you can at least watch the first half of the Avengers.
User avatar #158 to #157 - trollypollyz (06/09/2013) [-]
More like the first minute...
User avatar #132 to #131 - anonymoose ONLINE (06/09/2013) [-]
okay.
#133 to #132 - drillaz (06/09/2013) [-]
I've never seen an elephant in person either.
User avatar #134 to #133 - anonymoose ONLINE (06/09/2013) [-]
I'm learning a lot about you today.
User avatar #136 to #134 - lolkoi (06/09/2013) [-]
Can't you guys get a room?
#138 to #136 - drillaz (06/09/2013) [-]
A week ago I saw a bird get sucked under a moving car.
User avatar #141 to #136 - anonymoose ONLINE (06/09/2013) [-]
Dude! Gotta play it smooth first!
User avatar #143 to #141 - lolkoi (06/09/2013) [-]
Alright alright sorry, i'll leave you to it
User avatar #78 - xxhunterxx (06/09/2013) [-]
How to hide your porn:

1. Purchase a Female to Male USB Adapter cord
2. Gut an old wired mouse
3. Plug the extension cord into your 32 GB flashdrive
4. Glue it into your mouse, run cord through the same way the mouse cord came out
4. yay 32 gb mouse hard drive.
#87 to #78 - anon (06/09/2013) [-]
Your entire porn does only take 32 GB?
***** , you gay ?
User avatar #122 to #87 - xxhunterxx (06/09/2013) [-]
Have you ever been so far even as decided to use go want to look more like?

(your sentence makes no sense is what I'm trying to tell you)
User avatar #94 to #78 - exclamation (06/09/2013) [-]
32 gigs, dude?! My porn folder is only 585 MB... ***** you gehy
User avatar #98 to #78 - chiefrunnyjeans (06/09/2013) [-]
But a mouse is one of the most common usb devices that people plug in. It'll be pretty easy to discover
User avatar #123 to #98 - xxhunterxx (06/09/2013) [-]
... if your desktop already has a mouse why the **** would you want to plug a second one in?
#140 - gentlemanpyro (06/09/2013) [-]
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