Insert Title Here. not OC. I. HIGH LAST NIGHT I Ce WHO YOU " THF, NICKEL? Gr"'. nil ALL DID. If he sucked dick at only a nickel per penis, he sucked 8001 dicks!
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#14 - frenchrickastley (06/09/2013) [-]
That is 8001 guys.
Given that there are 86400 seconds in a day then for this to be plausible they had to last around 10 seconds (which in that case he could have sucked 8640)
So maybe some guys last a little longer or shorter but the idea is that most of these guys had to get off pretty damn quickly. Even worse, it says he did it in one night. So either there are 8001 premature ejaculators or Arnold Schwarzenegger is the best dick sucker in the universe.
#130 to #14 - thorsballs (06/09/2013) [-]
8002*
User avatar #75 to #14 - aralahkian (06/09/2013) [-]
He could also have sucked several at once...y know, gangbangs..
#139 to #75 - frenchrickastley (06/10/2013) [-]
True. Lol
#18 to #14 - jpthecursed (06/09/2013) [-]
Impressive
Impressive
#141 to #18 - frenchrickastley (06/10/2013) [-]
Thank you c:
#20 to #14 - babbylicious (06/09/2013) [-]
But what if he had this ability?
User avatar #59 to #20 - blacklightsun (06/09/2013) [-]
He could mold explosive clay to attack people
Deidara reference
#140 to #59 - frenchrickastley (06/10/2013) [-]
Deidara xD
#19 to #14 - trollchildxy (06/09/2013) [-]
Hes a ******* terminator. He crushed their nuts into ejaculation. Pic unrelated.
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#48 to #19 - payseht has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #49 to #48 - payseht ONLINE (06/09/2013) [-]
I'm gonna get banned for this but I couldn't resist... bye, everyone
#63 to #49 - smokekusheveryday (06/09/2013) [-]
you will not be forgotten brother
User avatar #118 to #49 - trollmobile ONLINE (06/09/2013) [-]
you can still delete it.
User avatar #120 to #118 - payseht ONLINE (06/09/2013) [-]
but it's too relevant
User avatar #122 to #120 - trollmobile ONLINE (06/09/2013) [-]
11 people have thumbed it up
if it gets flagged, those 11 people will be banned from thumbing anything ever.
User avatar #124 to #122 - payseht ONLINE (06/09/2013) [-]
didn't want to take anybody down with me
User avatar #123 to #122 - payseht ONLINE (06/09/2013) [-]
you made a good case
#74 to #49 - issamn (06/09/2013) [-]
but it was so worth it
#54 to #48 - ltsparky (06/09/2013) [-]
dafuq
dafuq
User avatar #86 to #48 - exclamation (06/09/2013) [-]
someone should totally post the sauce...
#85 to #48 - captainsheperd (06/09/2013) [-]
w-why thats just- just why
w-why thats just- just why
#65 to #48 - Rascal (06/09/2013) [-]
Source on the girl?
#31 to #14 - Rascal (06/09/2013) [-]
Sperminator
User avatar #17 to #14 - comentator (06/09/2013) [-]
He didn't say he did it one at a time.
#1 - inanimateobject (06/08/2013) [-]
If he sucked dick at only a nickel per penis, he sucked 8001 dicks!
If he sucked dick at only a nickel per penis, he sucked 8001 dicks!
User avatar #97 to #1 - timmyyocum (06/09/2013) [-]
Know what OP calls that? Saturday night
User avatar #35 to #1 - bemmo (06/09/2013) [-]
They really missed the opportunity of having him earn $450.05
#26 to #1 - lamarisagoodname (06/09/2013) [-]
"400 walls per minute"
#2 to #1 - numbersixtyseven **User deleted account** (06/08/2013) [-]
Sound like a description of OP to me.
#6 to #1 - OldSnake ONLINE (06/09/2013) [-]
"In a row?"
#9 to #6 - alawabidingcitizen ONLINE (06/09/2013) [-]
"Try not to suck any dick on they way through the parking lot!"
#3 to #1 - merrymarvelite (06/09/2013) [-]
Hassen ijou da!
Hassen ijou da!
User avatar #5 to #3 - fasthink ONLINE (06/09/2013) [-]
If you didn't know, the original line was "It's over eight thousand!"
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User avatar #11 to #10 - zoneybrony (06/09/2013) [-]
The original script said 8000, but the VA thought 9000 sounded better.
User avatar #33 to #11 - pimpinpenguin (06/09/2013) [-]
but you know what sounds better than 9000? 10,000.
User avatar #88 to #33 - ihaveakeyboard (06/09/2013) [-]
you know what's funnier than 23?
24!11!!!1!1one!!!11!!!11
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User avatar #30 to #12 - propanex ONLINE (06/09/2013) [-]
brony? brethren?

I hope you "brethren" dont start breeding.
#39 to #12 - Rascal (06/09/2013) [-]
"brony Brethren"
What the actual **** , who says that?
User avatar #21 to #12 - dovahsix (06/09/2013) [-]
pssst Red thumbs mean stop
#71 to #10 - Reydel (06/09/2013) [-]
From the manga.
#4 - ibleedbmx (06/09/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #22 to #4 - sirfiiddlesticks (06/09/2013) [-]
What the hell does this have to do with Arnold sucking 8,001 cocks?
#25 to #22 - bulbakip (06/09/2013) [-]
IT was cool to watch tho.
IT was cool to watch tho.
User avatar #27 to #25 - sirfiiddlesticks (06/09/2013) [-]
True. I just don't see what it has to do with fellatio.
User avatar #34 to #27 - pimpinpenguin (06/09/2013) [-]
blowing?
User avatar #47 - roderick (06/09/2013) [-]
That's 8000 and 1 dicks.
User avatar #113 to #47 - CactusFantastico (06/09/2013) [-]
so...like...how many bags of dicks?
User avatar #138 to #113 - roderick (06/09/2013) [-]
Depends on how big the bag is.
User avatar #78 to #47 - cormy (06/09/2013) [-]
It's... OVER EIGHT THOUSAAAAAAAAAAND!
User avatar #104 to #78 - doctorstein (06/09/2013) [-]
Did you just..... Make the proper reference?
User avatar #108 to #104 - cormy (06/09/2013) [-]
I did indeed but scrolling down reveals others have already done it =(
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#69 to #23 - blurglblah (06/09/2013) [-]
Oh yes....yes they do....Such glorious dicks do they have...
#32 to #23 - ironsoul ONLINE (06/09/2013) [-]
OP is an expert on penis of all types.
OP is an expert on penis of all types.
#40 - Mesmus (06/09/2013) [-]
ahahaha.. *brain clicks into place* wait what
ahahaha.. *brain clicks into place* wait what
#16 - rapebear (06/09/2013) [-]
Relevant?
User avatar #55 to #16 - drunkasaurus (06/09/2013) [-]
can someone please tell me what movie this is?
#76 to #55 - siddey (06/09/2013) [-]
Garth Marenghi's Darkplace; it was a television series, a good parody of cheesy 1980's horror.
User avatar #84 to #16 - jaimealejandro (06/09/2013) [-]
I love this where is this from exactly?
User avatar #36 - Dap (06/09/2013) [-]
He should have made $450.05.

Heh. Get it.

GET IT
#43 to #36 - antiriktwo (06/09/2013) [-]
Took me a while to get.
#44 to #36 - threadcreator (06/09/2013) [-]
I don't get your joke.
User avatar #46 to #44 - sherrifrickgrimes (06/09/2013) [-]
ITS OVER 9000!!
#64 to #13 - gmkpmsj (06/09/2013) [-]
did you really have to post that avatar version? Couldn't you have just posted the original?
#45 - Rascal (06/09/2013) [-]
Shut up OP, no one wants to hear about your weekend.
#92 - mistafishy (06/09/2013) [-]
For a moment I thought that he had sucked so many that he acquired enough bodily nickel to actually MAKE a nickel.
For a moment I thought that he had sucked so many that he acquired enough bodily nickel to actually MAKE a nickel.
#119 - tuckthisphit (06/09/2013) [-]
**tuckthisphit rolled a random image posted in comment #68 at We need your support ** meanwhile at OP's house...
User avatar #56 - drunkasaurus (06/09/2013) [-]
uggg. what movie is this? And why couldn't OP have put it in the title, description, or tags?
#57 to #56 - doctorgolgo (06/09/2013) [-]
Are you trolling? Or just born yesterday?
User avatar #58 to #57 - drunkasaurus (06/09/2013) [-]
I seriously have never seen this movie.
#60 to #58 - doctorgolgo (06/09/2013) [-]
Look familiiar?
User avatar #61 to #60 - drunkasaurus (06/09/2013) [-]
well **** . I have seen it, it's just been awhile.
User avatar #81 - happygrowman (06/09/2013) [-]
op is a huge faggot for trying to make arni aka the ************ terminator look like a faggot.

#24 - urbemarmis (06/09/2013) [-]
i dont understand...someone please explain
User avatar #42 to #24 - grunklebum (06/09/2013) [-]
He sucked many-a-dick.
#28 to #24 - dukebeast (06/09/2013) [-]
See comment 1 or 14
#29 to #24 - FightClub (06/09/2013) [-]
EVERYONE PAID HIM 5 CENTS, GET YOUR ****** ASS IN GEAR
User avatar #131 - sinclairr (06/09/2013) [-]
so _this__ is the guy we learn about in math class...
my math class is pretty ****** up
#121 - gibroner ONLINE (06/09/2013) [-]
User avatar #117 - thesesshomaru (06/09/2013) [-]
Why don't we simply rape everything we see?
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