The Banana Shark. . Super beta stories. I' ll go first. me, about ‘IE. to the max. a hard time dealing with the ladies. Ghostly spend my down time browsing porn
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The Banana Shark

Super beta stories. I' ll go first.
me, about ‘IE.
to the max.
a hard time dealing with the ladies.
Ghostly spend my down time browsing porn and fapping vs. a social life.
strange, yet pleasing ways to get my rocks eff.
way to mp is with banana peels.
eat a banana, but peel it carefully so I can stick my dick in it.
Imasturbate vigorously into banana peel.
jpg.
I' ll use the same peel two jithree times before throwing it away.
Hm a sick bastard, I know.
Fast forward a few weeks.
fapping in banana peels a let.
Geetting dat potassium like a mad ****** .
redevelop a dependency on fapping in banana peels.
with my fingerless gloves doesn' t cut it anymore.
catches my load so it doesn' t squirt all over my fedora.
Pstart calling my dick "The Banana Shark"
Atypically pretty quiet kid in my classes.
Jsmart as **** when it comes to Chemistry.
name all the elements on the Periodic Table.
yeah.
looking we knows I do well in Chemistry while she sucks dick at it.
Ppretty nice girl, not all prissy and stuck up like the other sluts.
to me.
ifhe can be lab partners.
******** all the yes.
to get friendlier with me.
level 3 engaged.
Suecide to actually be alpha fer once.
Aafter a few days regreat chemistry in Chemistry, ask harte go to a movie with me.
says yes.
CONT,
to see Lucky Number Sleuth.
s into mob movies and wants to see it.
sweater is practically empty.
sit in the back row.
through the movie, I notice she keeps looking at me.
paying attention anymore-
is in my mouth.
hand is on The Banana Shark.
owe spaghetti is out of my pockets on the floor.
asks ifl have ever gotten head before.
my pants to find a fully erect Banana Shark.
Potarts to suck my dick.
minutes in.
v" Anon, your dick tastes weird."
God, she can taste The Banana Shark.
fit tastes like bananas. Do you stick your dick in bananas Anon?"
me returns.
Hawkward as **** .
OH GOD ANON, I' M ALLERGIC TO BANANAS"
puking on my dick.
begins to have a seizure.
immeadiately call 311.
MFW I can not go back to that theater.
MFW I put a girl in the hospital with The Banana Shark.
MFW I haven' t had a blowjob OR a date since.
Thanks a lot Banana Shark.
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User avatar #8 - olmesy ONLINE (06/09/2013) [-]
He must be the only guy who doesn't wash his dick before a date with the fury of satan scorned
#97 to #8 - bokkos (06/09/2013) [-]
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#33 to #8 - anon (06/09/2013) [-]
He was 16, might be the banana scent covered the usual junk stench.
#10 - azinfoo (06/09/2013) [-]
Does OP ever shower or...?
#6 - teckemeier (06/09/2013) [-]
Fuk
Banana Shark
#16 - tuned ONLINE (06/09/2013) [-]
>getting that potassium like a mad ******
#7 - bluemoonz (06/09/2013) [-]
I guess you can say that story was ...

bananas.


i'll shutup now.


#31 to #7 - realvegzillar (06/09/2013) [-]
I find this joke appeeling
User avatar #11 to #7 - xozonex (06/09/2013) [-]
I'd love to stick around and talk to you, but I gotta split
#13 to #12 - anon (06/09/2013) [-]
I guess you couldve said Bahaha



Im very proud of that joke
#21 - theavatarspupil (06/09/2013) [-]
How much do you guys want to bet that because of this post, someone tries it.
You'd lose all your money, because I tried it at home.
#35 - legnak (06/09/2013) [-]
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#57 - CaptainKill (06/09/2013) [-]
> Peel catches my load so it doesn't squirt all over my fedora
> Peel catches my load so it doesn't squirt all over my fedora
User avatar #61 to #57 - threadcreator (06/09/2013) [-]
>my fingerless gloves won't cut it
#17 - camerel (06/09/2013) [-]
i always jump to the end to see if its lockness monster or some 			****		, i saw banana shark and figured it was a joke, but i hadnt seen it before. MFW its a legitimate green text about 			*******		 banana shark.
i always jump to the end to see if its lockness monster or some **** , i saw banana shark and figured it was a joke, but i hadnt seen it before. MFW its a legitimate green text about ******* banana shark.
#25 to #17 - uhhyeahfmebaby (06/09/2013) [-]
theres no way this is legit, not a chance in hell, you really think she picked up banana off this dude's dick? and then got an allergic reaction off it? there would've had to of been CHUNKS of banana on his tool, and, if this dudes never had his dick blown before you think he's going to last 2 minuets, and like... there just so much that screams BS about this in that last 10 or so >'s
User avatar #39 to #25 - seedymack (06/09/2013) [-]
I'm not saying it IS true, but after all that time and improper hygiene he could have a stench/taste on his dick that was akin to banana, I assumed the puking would be shock/fear/on set nausea from the idea of eating banana when you're pretty much born to not touch it.



However, it is, ridic.
#44 to #39 - uhhyeahfmebaby (06/09/2013) [-]
Well, maybe i assume too much thinking he has proper hygene. He said he only used the same peel a couple of times, its probably because he doesn't wanna eat a banana every time he wants to jerk it. But, i mean, i mean, if this dude went out with sweaty dick cheesed banana dick, knowing this, and then let a chick suck on it, dear lord.
User avatar #68 to #25 - camerel (06/09/2013) [-]
by legit i mean it was actually planned out. there wasnt some stupid ******* pun at the end of the greentext.
#4 - amusingnutsack (06/08/2013) [-]
''S-s-sometimes''   
   
			*******		 brilliant.
''S-s-sometimes''

******* brilliant.
#56 - vietka (06/09/2013) [-]
#52 - meter (06/09/2013) [-]
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#50 - elguso (06/09/2013) [-]
"so it doesn't squirt over my fedora"
very nice touch
User avatar #59 - navadae (06/09/2013) [-]
the only plausible way this could happen is if the guy never washes his junk... like... ever

ew
#48 - boldham (06/09/2013) [-]
That sounds unaPEELing.
#5 - heafi (06/08/2013) [-]
User avatar #88 - timmywankenobi (06/09/2013) [-]
so wait op never washes his dick so it has banana on it forever ?
#54 - qballextraction (06/09/2013) [-]
Good heavens!
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