Super beta stories. I' ll go first.
me, about ‘IE.
to the max.
a hard time dealing with the ladies.
Ghostly spend my down time browsing porn and fapping vs. a social life.
strange, yet pleasing ways to get my rocks eff.
way to mp is with banana peels.
eat a banana, but peel it carefully so I can stick my dick in it.
Imasturbate vigorously into banana peel.
I' ll use the same peel two jithree times before throwing it away.
Hm a sick bastard, I know.
Fast forward a few weeks.
fapping in banana peels a let.
Geetting dat potassium like a mad fucker.
redevelop a dependency on fapping in banana peels.
with my fingerless gloves doesn' t cut it anymore.
catches my load so it doesn' t squirt all over my fedora.
Pstart calling my dick "The Banana Shark"
Atypically pretty quiet kid in my classes.
Jsmart as shit when it comes to Chemistry.
name all the elements on the Periodic Table.
looking we knows I do well in Chemistry while she sucks dick at it.
Ppretty nice girl, not all prissy and stuck up like the other sluts.
ifhe can be lab partners.
Ffucking all the yes.
to get friendlier with me.
level 3 engaged.
Suecide to actually be alpha fer once.
Aafter a few days regreat chemistry in Chemistry, ask harte go to a movie with me.
to see Lucky Number Sleuth.
s into mob movies and wants to see it.
sweater is practically empty.
sit in the back row.
through the movie, I notice she keeps looking at me.
paying attention anymore-
is in my mouth.
hand is on The Banana Shark.
owe spaghetti is out of my pockets on the floor.
asks ifl have ever gotten head before.
my pants to find a fully erect Banana Shark.
Potarts to suck my dick.
v" Anon, your dick tastes weird."
God, she can taste The Banana Shark.
fit tastes like bananas. Do you stick your dick in bananas Anon?"
Hawkward as fuck.
OH GOD ANON, I' M ALLERGIC TO BANANAS"
puking on my dick.
begins to have a seizure.
immeadiately call 311.
MFW I can not go back to that theater.
MFW I put a girl in the hospital with The Banana Shark.
MFW I haven' t had a blowjob OR a date since.
Thanks a lot Banana Shark.