Shut up and take my bottlecaps!!!. . AIM HEW YOU DO KEEP FINDING EVERYWHERE? TIDIER TO THE. ' KEISTER WEEKS ' THE FILLED HIT“ HELL HE FOR NOT-. You're welcome.
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User avatar #119 to #3 - Deonlywon (06/09/2013) [-]
I love you
#13 to #3 - Rascal (06/09/2013) [-]
RIP, headphone user's ears
#96 to #3 - Rascal (06/09/2013) [-]
Ive been listening to this on repeat for like 10 minutes now.. Why is it so catchy damnit.
#47 to #3 - toomuchfj (06/09/2013) [-]
it hypnotized me... now i cant stop listening to it...
User avatar #76 to #47 - octaviano (06/09/2013) [-]
What song.
User avatar #10 to #3 - evilanakie (06/09/2013) [-]
oh god that site
#114 to #112 - evilanakie (06/09/2013) [-]
not as blue as dis
User avatar #115 to #114 - nicoquitemad (06/09/2013) [-]
Imo your blue is more palatinate blue, as where his is kind of an Oxford blue...

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shades_of_blue
User avatar #116 to #115 - evilanakie (06/09/2013) [-]
shhhh
User avatar #11 to #3 - theavatarspupil (06/09/2013) [-]
I.....I just can't.........process anymore......
+40
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User avatar #104 to #57 - Crusader (06/09/2013) [-]
I'm more surprised how
A - She isn't blind from looking straight at the blast
B - All that debris and shards of glass didn't turn him into hamburger
User avatar #136 to #104 - shadownigga (06/09/2013) [-]
And C: How the hell they fell on those bottles without them smashing and turning them into a bloody mess.
#20 - animationhac ONLINE (06/09/2013) [-]
I don't understand how people can be so excited about Apocalypses. Seriously, life is not an anime and you're not the main character. Most of the world dies and you probably will be dead no matter how hard you think it.
User avatar #89 to #20 - mephiblis ONLINE (06/09/2013) [-]
I don't wanna be the main character, i just want to be able to kill people without going to prison.
User avatar #92 to #20 - coolioplasm (06/09/2013) [-]
I want a button, that when I press it it starts a zombie apocalypse, but your family and friends (other then the ones you think you'd like to hang with in an apocalypse) aren't there, and when you die/save the world/push the button again, (the button has a pause mode, so you can go back to reality and back to the point in the apocaylpse you were at whenever, and a reset mode) you go back to reality and no apocalypse starts.
#172 to #20 - megatheman (06/09/2013) [-]
KillJoy...
KillJoy...
#71 to #20 - nunuman (06/09/2013) [-]
Haven't yet heard anyone say "Gee i wish Metro 2033/Last light was real" .
User avatar #33 to #20 - bitchplzzz (06/09/2013) [-]
fite me 1v1 fgt
User avatar #31 to #20 - thisotherdude (06/09/2013) [-]
Like I said in another reply, you want any chance of surviving you find the biggest group with the most well defended settlement and pray they let you stay so long as you shovel the **** the rest of your life and sleep in a ******* cardboard box next to the outhouse.
User avatar #21 to #20 - darthblam (06/09/2013) [-]
Some people like to assume they know what they hell they are doing and would easily survive... in most cases it's ******** but.. yeah..

Another reason I can see some people wanting it is for the sake of adventure, survival, and removal of rules and expectancy in life.
Honestly I can't disagree with that too much.
User avatar #22 to #21 - darthblam (06/09/2013) [-]
Though.. I definitely wouldn't want to give up my way of life for it..
User avatar #26 to #22 - animationhac ONLINE (06/09/2013) [-]
Agree'd.
User avatar #25 to #21 - animationhac ONLINE (06/09/2013) [-]
I understand that part but I wouldn't just expect to live to get just that. I'd probably die right away due to the blast and or radiation. I am not going to sit around and be like "I wish Fall out was real" cause I'd probably die off the bat. If I don't, all that I loved is probably dead. It'd be so depressing. I don't think it'd be fun to be a ghoul either.
User avatar #27 to #20 - TheAndroid (06/09/2013) [-]
It's all about the whole alpha male mentality. We get off on the idea of being superior above others. That's what the apocalypse is about to others, a chance to rise above.

Because let's face it, if you can survive in a broken world, you're Alpha as **** .
#36 to #20 - mvtjets (06/09/2013) [-]
<----- This is what would happen in reality
<----- This is what would happen in reality
#74 - robertolee (06/09/2013) [-]
Want to know what life would probably be like after a nuclear war devastated the Earth? Watch The Road with Aragorn (Viggo as he likes to be called in real life) heart breaking film, made me cry like a bitch.

Cannibalism, Death, no food, plant and animal life ****** , crazy bastards with guns and just a horrible way of life.
User avatar #90 to #74 - kosmojunk (06/09/2013) [-]
Seean it twice before... dayum!
User avatar #91 to #90 - kosmojunk (06/09/2013) [-]
seen*
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User avatar #95 to #93 - robertolee (06/09/2013) [-]
Prepare to cry like a bitch. Booty appreciated.
User avatar #98 to #74 - jamhamington (06/09/2013) [-]
the book of eli too!
User avatar #100 to #98 - robertolee (06/09/2013) [-]
To a certain degree yeah. Towns struggling to find clean water and food. Crazy leader. Yet when it comes to the blind badass ninja messenger from God I must disagree.
User avatar #103 to #74 - christmouth (06/09/2013) [-]
The book is also a good read.
#15 - AnAnonForLife (06/09/2013) [-]
I'm not sure why I thought it was going to turn into a Spongebob sketch after the bottles frame.
I'm not sure why I thought it was going to turn into a Spongebob sketch after the bottles frame.
#6 - mattdoggy (06/09/2013) [-]
We all think we'd survive and become wasteland messiahs
but we'd all probably run into this joker on day 1 if the blasts didn't get us
User avatar #75 to #6 - huntergriff ONLINE (06/09/2013) [-]
oh jesus christ what the **** ...


#16 to #6 - lamarisagoodname (06/09/2013) [-]
I just **** myself 42 times in succession

Seriously, what the hell is that
User avatar #32 to #16 - elephantxmaster (06/09/2013) [-]
it's a deathclaw combined with a cazador by the look of it
#62 to #32 - hazardpay (06/09/2013) [-]
It's a bicycle of nightmares riding into my ass is what it is
#17 to #6 - Kabutops (06/09/2013) [-]
if i ever see that while playing FO3....
if i ever see that while playing FO3....
User avatar #9 to #6 - evilanakie (06/09/2013) [-]
actually we would spend the last of our days in vaults because we are not the generation of heros
User avatar #73 to #9 - robertolee (06/09/2013) [-]
**** that, I'd rather take my chances out in the wastes than in those experimental vaults. Have you read some of the crazy **** they made up? 100 people in the vault.. and a panther.
User avatar #150 to #73 - cazabrow (06/09/2013) [-]
they also made a vault with 99 women and 1 man so.....ya know, i might take my chances.
User avatar #154 to #73 - jaggedherp (06/09/2013) [-]
Or the vault with one man and a box of puppets.
User avatar #130 to #73 - vaulttec ONLINE (06/09/2013) [-]
Just accept it
User avatar #7 to #6 - misticalz (06/09/2013) [-]
It'll probably take more than one day for an animal to mutate into that...
#4 - fluffmanz (06/09/2013) [-]
****		 yeah, Fallout.
**** yeah, Fallout.
#51 - crazyeyedbioll ONLINE (06/09/2013) [-]
all these tards talking about what badasses they'd be in the end of the world
all these tards talking about what badasses they'd be in the end of the world
User avatar #137 to #51 - virtigo (06/09/2013) [-]
What's the source on that gif, there?
#63 to #51 - Rascal (06/09/2013) [-]
Criken.
#109 - ranzoray (06/09/2013) [-]
We all know that everybody but the rednecks will be dead in a matter of days
User avatar #125 to #109 - ferrettamer ONLINE (06/09/2013) [-]
Maybe, if the Fallout Universe were to happen right away. But the radiation likely took years to make the super mutants and other monsters. So, the only reason people would die during the first couple of days would be due to the initial blast, radiation, or lack of resources
User avatar #148 to #109 - redneckhokage (06/09/2013) [-]
why thankyou...?
User avatar #135 to #109 - mutzaki (06/09/2013) [-]
Which would bring human developlment back about 50-150 years.
User avatar #160 to #135 - therealpokemon (06/09/2013) [-]
Unless of course you ha[small]ve gun savvy intelligent people as well. LIKE YOURS TRULY AND HIS FRIENDS!

I'm done tooting my own horn now...[small]

User avatar #162 to #160 - therealpokemon (06/09/2013) [-]
That comment went full retard and I have no idea how. What the **** ?
#142 to #120 - murpmurp ONLINE (06/09/2013) [-]
I GOTTA LEAVE GEORGIA OH LAWDY.
#1 - iamtheblackgoat (06/08/2013) [-]
Because someone's going to post it
#161 to #1 - Rascal (06/09/2013) [-]
Am I the only one who has a drawer full of bottlecaps? (just in case)
#77 - anunamoose (06/09/2013) [-]
Are...are you gonna keep those bottle caps...
Are...are you gonna keep those bottle caps...
#45 - TheStranger (06/09/2013) [-]
MFW Fallout is real
MFW Fallout is real
#48 to #45 - bruteforcemonkey (06/09/2013) [-]
What show is this again?
#49 to #48 - Rascal (06/09/2013) [-]
Ugly Americans
#50 to #49 - bruteforcemonkey (06/09/2013) [-]
Thank you! :3
#40 - zomgroflmao (06/09/2013) [-]
join up with a large group of armed people that eventually devolves into a bandit group killing innocents to survive on what little resources are left and laying awake at night seeing every innocent soul slaughtered just so that you can hang on to what little humanity you might have left in the hope that they will forgive you when you finally die in some gruesome conflict with a rival faction after losing most of your morals and sanity. but hey its the apocalypse right?
User avatar #106 to #40 - Crusader (06/09/2013) [-]
Or, you know, you could find a patch of land start a farm and create a small self-sufficient community.


From which you launch raids and eventually kill everyone else in the state and declare yourself the New Supreme Warlord of Duluth.
#70 - crazyolitis (06/09/2013) [-]
Alright, I've got a plan in case fallout becomes real.

step 1: Look if I survived the nuclear attack. If so, I'll celebrate by crying like a bitch because.

step 2: Inspect your surroundings. If it's safe, like no craters caused by explosions, it's probably safe. Look out for deadly radiation, although this is more trial and error.

step 3: Look for water, food and other survivors. Water is most important, so any water you should drink. Especially those suspicious puddles surrounded by dead animals, which you can use for food. Survivors also are an excellent food source can increase your chances of survival. You need to be a team (or just blame everything on him).

step 4: Try to think about the future. Find a suitable home, stock up on water, beer, food, medicine, etc. Just like most bussiness this day, try to eliminate your competitors.

Step 5: realize that almost nobody is alive.

Step 6: die. (bonus points if your last words to your companions are something like: "I've got a huge hidden clean water dump. It's over at... *die*"
User avatar #126 to #70 - electrickwalrus (06/09/2013) [-]
and it turns out you get your ass kicked by raiders while looking for food
User avatar #78 to #70 - albertjester (06/09/2013) [-]
i've got a plan to.

step 1: get to australia
step 2: well that was easy.
User avatar #79 to #78 - crazyolitis (06/09/2013) [-]
Bro, Australia is just fallout without the radiation.
User avatar #80 to #79 - albertjester (06/09/2013) [-]
exactly, so A everyone there is already a pro and B no need for radx/rad away.
User avatar #82 to #80 - crazyolitis (06/09/2013) [-]
Everybody but you. You'll be ripped to shreds, just like most normal humans.
User avatar #83 to #82 - albertjester (06/09/2013) [-]
nah, if you stay in and around the tourist area's, only making brief forrays into the country propper, you can survive. science proven
User avatar #84 to #83 - crazyolitis (06/09/2013) [-]
I see. But is your plan to go to Australia before the apocalypse, or during the apocalypse?
User avatar #85 to #84 - albertjester (06/09/2013) [-]
if i feel it's coming do to current events, before. if it just happens, pinch a boat and awaaaaaaaay we go.
User avatar #86 to #85 - crazyolitis (06/09/2013) [-]
But there are saltwater crocodiles 10 meters long. They're tear you and your boat up. You better go now, while it's still possible.
#12 - owmowmow (06/09/2013) [-]
If that would be the case I would really want to become a ghoul, I dunno what it is they just seem so chill.
User avatar #18 to #12 - konradkurze (06/09/2013) [-]
are you a girl

if so, when youre a ghoul, im hitting on you
User avatar #53 to #18 - napalmpie (06/09/2013) [-]
That's a weird fetish you've got there.
#54 to #53 - konradkurze (06/09/2013) [-]
well after playing fallout 3, i met some ghoul girl wearing tight leather pants

after checking out that ass, i decided....hell yeah. still a woman
#19 to #12 - thisotherdude (06/09/2013) [-]
-Extraordinarily high tolerance to radiation
-Really long life span

What's not to love?... You know despite the plethora of disabilities, deteriorated muscles, inability to run fast due to the muscle and bone degradation, smelling so bad that people can start shouting racist things before you're even in their line of view, and the fact that most people think you're a zombie and want to kill you... **** it, I'd still go for it, Imma go chill with Set in good ol' Necropolis, those ******* got it made.
#28 to #19 - owmowmow (06/09/2013) [-]
Those are valid points, but that is wasteland life for most characters though. And all I'm trying to put across is that I could deal with the fact that I wouldn't be some hero of the wastes.
#29 to #28 - thisotherdude (06/09/2013) [-]
Are you implying that anyone here would actually survive if they tried to be a hero? Bah-hahahahahahahahahahaha!... Hahahahaha!... Hahahaha!... Haha!... Ha!... Hehe   
   
Everyone on here with any inkling of both sanity and/or intelligence would either join up with the biggest group they could find that would accept them or... Well not much else to it. The whole &quot;lone wanderer hero&quot; mentality is exactly what would get you killed. You want even the slightest chance of living you find the biggest town with the biggest wall and the most guys with guns and you 			*******		 beg them to let you work in the 			*******		 shovel human 			****		 for the rest of your life, shovelling 			*****		 a better alternative to dying out there.
Are you implying that anyone here would actually survive if they tried to be a hero? Bah-hahahahahahahahahahaha!... Hahahahaha!... Hahahaha!... Haha!... Ha!... Hehe

Everyone on here with any inkling of both sanity and/or intelligence would either join up with the biggest group they could find that would accept them or... Well not much else to it. The whole "lone wanderer hero" mentality is exactly what would get you killed. You want even the slightest chance of living you find the biggest town with the biggest wall and the most guys with guns and you ******* beg them to let you work in the ******* shovel human **** for the rest of your life, shovelling ***** a better alternative to dying out there.
#30 to #29 - owmowmow (06/09/2013) [-]
AHHH I know that is what I'm implying!!!   
   
   
Random GIF time.
AHHH I know that is what I'm implying!!!


Random GIF time.
#94 to #19 - insanepyromania (06/09/2013) [-]
Oh my god Set. He was one of my favorite characters in Fallout 1. His voice is like sex for my ears.
#65 - PedoBearsAcomin (06/09/2013) [-]
Seriously people, you would not be badass, you would get killed. Unless you are some hench ass mother 			******		, or are trained with guns. You aint gonna turn into some crazy killing machine    
   
P.S i would die as well
Seriously people, you would not be badass, you would get killed. Unless you are some hench ass mother ****** , or are trained with guns. You aint gonna turn into some crazy killing machine

P.S i would die as well
#164 to #65 - Rascal (06/09/2013) [-]
Military all up in this **** .
User avatar #127 to #65 - beatlestrainerwins (06/09/2013) [-]
i love reading these comments and feeling good about myself, because i am trained with guns and there are thousands of thousands of rounds of ammo in my house
User avatar #129 to #127 - PedoBearsAcomin (06/09/2013) [-]
congrats you will roam the land and find me in a whole in the ground and kill me for my hat as i beg for life
#67 - alphanet (06/09/2013) [-]
this post is kinda feely...i feel bad for them (kinda)
but ion the topic of would i survive in the wastes (if i was not killed by the warheads)
then id say yes for 2 weeks max.
pic kinda unrelated
#23 - thereoncewasaman (06/09/2013) [-]
I'm playing New Vegas right now so this post makes me extra happy.

pic unrelated
#35 to #23 - markertemp (06/09/2013) [-]
This image has expired
Have you ever tried to indulge an all-consuming urge to kill when you don't have opposable thumbs? Or hands? Or anything other than a bread slot? You'd have a lot of pent-up anger too!
#72 to #35 - kranske (06/09/2013) [-]
**** you toaster, your not the only one with ******* problems here
#81 - carnivora (06/09/2013) [-]
I just realized that i use in my work something very related to pip boy



(also it has black background interface with green font)
User avatar #105 to #81 - jacksipian (06/09/2013) [-]
oh my god what is it?
User avatar #107 to #105 - Keoul (06/09/2013) [-]
I think it's a fancy wrist-mounted product scanner.
It's often used by peeps who work at warehouses for big companies that have a lot of stock like Woolworths or some other large supermarket.

User avatar #173 to #107 - carnivora (06/09/2013) [-]
Yes you are right its TESCO warehouse
User avatar #140 to #107 - ismellnewfag (06/09/2013) [-]
Oh Woolworths, why did you have to go. Why? WHY?
User avatar #110 to #107 - jacksipian (06/09/2013) [-]
thats... less exciting than i was hoping oh well, thanks for telling me
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User avatar #174 to #108 - carnivora (06/09/2013) [-]
I think you do not want ... its just TESCO warehouse
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User avatar #178 to #175 - carnivora (06/10/2013) [-]
If you want i can take a photo of scanner next time
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#141 - ganjabob (06/09/2013) [-]
Well...
Well...
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