What Always Happens in Horror Movies. ILL BE DOING WHAT ALWAYS HAPPENS IN ACTION MOVIES. FINISHING IT IN A WHILE. STAY TUNED.. What Always Happens in Horror Mov what Always happens in horror Films
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What Always Happens in Horror Movies

What Always Happens in Horror Movies. ILL BE DOING WHAT ALWAYS HAPPENS IN ACTION MOVIES. FINISHING IT IN A WHILE. STAY TUNED.. What Always Happens in Horror Mov

ILL BE DOING WHAT ALWAYS HAPPENS IN ACTION MOVIES. FINISHING IT IN A WHILE. STAY TUNED.

What Always
Happens in
Horror Movies
The killer seems to be fond of sharp weapons. or
weapons that initially, were not supposed to be
killing objects.
the favorite place to escape to is the second floor of the
house.
the door is wide
open! why are you
going up... oh, the hell
with it! better for me.
For some reason, the choice for hiding places
are always pretty obvious (under the bed,
inside the closet).
i' m so ******* smart, he' ll
never fmd me here!
genius. I sure can' t
see that bulk moving
undying blanket.
Whatever time it is, if a women hears a noise she WILL
go check, even if she has make up on and is in a fancy
dress... or possibly erotic lingerie.
Many, many
With the blood of a victim you can fill a pool
pussy, " not even anon, enough,
that painfull you' re dead
It will always have an open ending, to keep on stealing
our money for years to come.
r) nalla, as m VS my
all aver
WHATEVAH'. I
DONT WANT
THUMBS.
YEAH RIGHT, HAHAHA.
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User avatar #37 - FrigginNinja (05/27/2010) [-]
oh, and here's a tip: if you're having sex in a car with someone and you hear a noise getting closer, drive away. you're not the only one who's coming.
#270 to #37 - touchmybumbum (05/28/2010) [-]
You win the intrenetz!
User avatar #46 to #37 - AlexxD (05/28/2010) [-]
That was a flawless win.
Comment favorites, hurry up!
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#48 - ScienceMan **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #51 to #48 - CptnSoapMcTavish (05/28/2010) [-]
That's action movies, but good try though.
User avatar #34 - Butt Nuggit (05/27/2010) [-]
I vote for what happens in porn movies
User avatar #97 to #34 - GroovieNewbie (05/28/2010) [-]
expected buttsecks
User avatar #276 to #97 - FailTroll (05/28/2010) [-]
Unexpected Often Included Too
0_0
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#30 - derpdeederp **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #200 - BlackieChan (05/28/2010) [-]
two more.
no matter how slow the bad guy moves.....he always catches up
and if a girl is running from the bad guy....she will trip on nothing
#202 to #200 - chadhostak **User deleted account** (05/28/2010) [-]
and for an odd reason every door is locked
User avatar #203 to #200 - Vegeto (05/28/2010) [-]
And when she has about 30 seconds to stand back up and continue running, she will sit there and look on in horror
#65 - SecretAsianMan **User deleted account** (05/28/2010) [-]
You can drive as fast as you want, Jason still walks faster
User avatar #69 to #65 - PedoHunter (05/28/2010) [-]
he'll still catch up no matter what
who knows
he might be inside ur car in the back seat already
#70 to #69 - SecretAsianMan **User deleted account** (05/28/2010) [-]
oh shi-
User avatar #71 to #70 - PedoHunter (05/28/2010) [-]
and then u crash soo obvious then the evil guy lives
and continues in his killing spree
#90 to #71 - brucedamoose **User deleted account** (05/28/2010) [-]
Or you light the guy on fire with gasoline and he still lives and manages to kill more people.
User avatar #5 - epicname (05/27/2010) [-]
am i the only one who got an ad saying "The Game"
User avatar #164 - cameronchase (05/28/2010) [-]
the rule on who's is going to die first is this...if you have a black person in the group...it's them. BUT the only thing that beats a black guy is 2 people ******* . HOWEVER if their just making out the black guy will die first. ALTHOUGH if the person is only half black then the couple making out will die first.
#171 to #164 - MOJOO **User deleted account** (05/28/2010) [-]
you know your stuff
#106 - AngryTroll **User deleted account** (05/28/2010) [-]
I saw a horror movie recently, well it looked like one anyway. But it didnt have any of that stuff you talked about. Just Justin Bieber singing and concert dates... i was so scared... *sob* *sob*
#108 to #106 - solarwolf (05/28/2010) [-]
it's ok my friend its ok
User avatar #84 - SofaKingAwesome (05/28/2010) [-]
Main character: So we need to find this killer
Dumbass: how about we split up
Main character: OK
Black guy: cmon if we do that he'll kill us
Main character: Your oppinion doesn't matter since you always die
User avatar #85 to #84 - Ibrapin (05/28/2010) [-]
Lol.
User avatar #88 to #84 - ChampionRed (05/28/2010) [-]
Stupid girl: i have to go and make out with one of u's soooo...
Somewhatsmart girl: I'm too scared to go alone so i'll stay with the jocks.
Alice from residentevil(if u count that as horror): **** you guys the script says i fight zombies with my fist.
User avatar #93 to #88 - MnBran (05/28/2010) [-]
Coach: Zombies...you say?
Nick: Let's go kill those bastards
Ellis: What the **** ?
Rochelle: What?
Ellis: Look at the corner"
Bill:...............*dead*....................
Zoey:FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
Stupid girl: Oooh look at the jock! He can jump really hi-GET THIS THING OFF MY BACK

(sorry...I got bored and you said zombies >.>)
#79 - muzikvamp **User deleted account** (05/28/2010) [-]
I don't know if anyone mentioned, but in most horror movies, there is always someone who must run away screaming, instead of getting away quickly and quietly without alerting the killer.
User avatar #31 - airguitar (05/27/2010) [-]
I am fond of sharp weapons too >=P
User avatar #33 to #31 - Kiriopolis (05/27/2010) [-]
this worries me deeply...
User avatar #35 to #33 - airguitar (05/27/2010) [-]
This also wounds you deeply...
User avatar #36 to #35 - Kiriopolis (05/27/2010) [-]
you'd think so, but you'd be wrong
#168 to #36 - anon (05/28/2010) [-]
o_O
User avatar #275 to #35 - jacobleitch (05/28/2010) [-]
My balls itch....
User avatar #11 - ERICVOLTAGE (05/27/2010) [-]
if youre getting chased, you always trip.
#13 to #11 - hamsamich **User deleted account** (05/27/2010) [-]
i tend 2 see that 2
#14 to #13 - grome **User deleted account** (05/27/2010) [-]
I forgot the one that is used in EVERY movie. The car one.
YOUR CAR ALWAYS DECIDES TO **** UP AT THE WORST TIME.
#15 to #14 - hamsamich **User deleted account** (05/27/2010) [-]
or the sun of a bitch cuts sum thing on youer car
#16 to #15 - grome **User deleted account** (05/27/2010) [-]
haha, thats not even necessary. in most movies, the car cuts its own cables by its own. just cus he hates you because you never wash him. :P
#17 to #16 - hamsamich **User deleted account** (05/27/2010) [-]
lol or a bomb is in thare sumhow
#18 to #17 - grome **User deleted account** (05/27/2010) [-]
Theyre always bombs in cars. thats why the always explode whenever they crash.
houses are always loaded with C4, so when you have to escape leaving the killer entrapped in there, the house is always a minor loss.... but with a lot of fire.
#19 to #18 - hamsamich **User deleted account** (05/27/2010) [-]
love it win the dam car flips like 39 dam times thin u crall out with a ****** up leg and face and thare the killer is 2 finish yo ass off and u just sit thare and take it well thinking FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
#21 to #19 - grome **User deleted account** (05/27/2010) [-]
FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU, oh wait, I can get off and run. Oh okey, **** YOU, BITCH.

Real Life.

Dont forget the mirrors. Mirrors are pivotal for a horror movie. the killer always waits for you to see him in the mirror
#22 to #21 - hamsamich **User deleted account** (05/27/2010) [-]
thin he gits u well u are ******* youer pants
#23 to #22 - grome **User deleted account** (05/27/2010) [-]
so, ending this very long thread. horror movies are all so very typical. just watch one and youve watched them all. nice thread, by the way.
hahah
User avatar #32 to #23 - ERICVOLTAGE (05/27/2010) [-]
like this thread, horror movies tend to carry multiple sequels, official or otherwise.
#24 to #23 - hamsamich **User deleted account** (05/27/2010) [-]
nite and good point man
#49 to #24 - Tumbusany (05/28/2010) [-]
Don't forget everyone leaves their door slightly open at night.
User avatar #274 - Cambro (05/28/2010) [-]
Are you pretty? DEAD
A jock? DEAD
A stoner? after a long battle...DEAD
Ugly who still has a love interest yet you are a virgin..THE SURVIVOR
#110 - WanderingPeanut (05/28/2010) [-]
you could see the arrival of the cow as...
*puts on sunglasses*
...bovine intervention
YYYEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

sorry i know that was rubbish
User avatar #111 to #110 - andriod (05/28/2010) [-]
that...... was just terible
#112 to #111 - WanderingPeanut (05/28/2010) [-]
thats better than i was expecting :D
User avatar #113 to #110 - PainedDinasour (05/28/2010) [-]
actually, I quite liked it xD
User avatar #123 - LarryPlatt (05/28/2010) [-]
You forgot that the Black Guy will most certainly die first (or in the case of Halloween, a bitch).
#127 to #123 - hammertime **User deleted account** (05/28/2010) [-]
Actually...I think they also killed a stupid bitch first in House of Wax. Idk. Might've been the blackie.
User avatar #26 - patriotic canadian (05/27/2010) [-]
what always happens in action moveis

WOAH!
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BSHOOOOM! NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW FAST CARS! DASKDGFKLA KABOOOOOOOM! RAWR AMERCIA RULESZZZZZ LULZ BOOOOOOOOM!
happeh
User avatar #40 to #26 - Danzig (05/27/2010) [-]
Michael Bay? Is that you?
User avatar #119 - Jameshaich (05/28/2010) [-]
In horror movies, the black guy WILL always die first...unless the director notices this and makes him die last
The woman Will run at FULL speed and the killer will walk, then the dumb bitch will fall over and start going "uhh oww mah ankle uhh" and slowly crawl about
At the start,a uninportant male character will try and fight the killer of with his fists, gun, weapon etc. Starter women Scream and die.
Main characters will somehow live alot longer than others, try and figure it out and somehow figure out every little detail in the end
People who do not belive them, will die
User avatar #59 - ThoseLilBastards (05/28/2010) [-]
You forgot about how you can only see the ghost in the mirror.
User avatar #39 - Kadamon (05/27/2010) [-]
WHAT ALWAYS HAPPENS IN MICHAEL BAY MOVIES:
*Picture of Michael's balls in your face*
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