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What Always Happens in Horror Movies

ILL BE DOING WHAT ALWAYS HAPPENS IN ACTION MOVIES. FINISHING IT IN A WHILE. STAY TUNED.

What Always
Happens in
Horror Movies
The killer seems to be fond of sharp weapons. or
weapons that initially, were not supposed to be
killing objects.
the favorite place to escape to is the second floor of the
house.
the door is wide
open! why are you
going up... oh, the hell
with it! better for me.
For some reason, the choice for hiding places
are always pretty obvious (under the bed,
inside the closet).
i' m so ******* smart, he' ll
never fmd me here!
genius. I sure can' t
see that bulk moving
undying blanket.
Whatever time it is, if a women hears a noise she WILL
go check, even if she has make up on and is in a fancy
dress... or possibly erotic lingerie.
Many, many
With the blood of a victim you can fill a pool
pussy, " not even anon, enough,
that painfull you' re dead
It will always have an open ending, to keep on stealing
our money for years to come.
r) nalla, as m VS my
all aver
WHATEVAH'. I
DONT WANT
THUMBS.
YEAH RIGHT, HAHAHA.
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Submitted: 05/27/2010
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User avatar #37 - FrigginNinja (05/27/2010) [+] (2 replies)
oh, and here's a tip: if you're having sex in a car with someone and you hear a noise getting closer, drive away. you're not the only one who's coming.
User avatar #34 - Butt Nuggit (05/27/2010) [+] (2 replies)
I vote for what happens in porn movies
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User avatar #200 - BlackieChan (05/28/2010) [+] (2 replies)
two more.
no matter how slow the bad guy moves.....he always catches up
and if a girl is running from the bad guy....she will trip on nothing
#65 - SecretAsianMan **User deleted account** (05/28/2010) [+] (4 replies)
You can drive as fast as you want, Jason still walks faster
User avatar #7 - Hammyqweasd (05/27/2010) [+] (3 replies)
you forgot to say that the black guy always dies first\.
#9 to #8 - grome **User deleted account** (05/27/2010) [-]
"zombies in the basement? That is WACK, dawg"
"aliens in the roof? that is WACK, dawg"
"looking like a fool with ma pants in tha ground? that is WACK, dawg!"
User avatar #5 - epicname (05/27/2010) [-]
am i the only one who got an ad saying "The Game"
#252 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/28/2010) [+] (1 reply)
I Wanna See how many thumbs down i can get...
*slowly puts on troll face*


JUSTIN BIEBER IS TALENTED!!!!
THE GAME!!!
XAIVIERSSTUFF HAS TONS OF ORIGINAL MATERIAL!!!
User avatar #164 - cameronchase (05/28/2010) [+] (1 reply)
the rule on who's is going to die first is this...if you have a black person in the group...it's them. BUT the only thing that beats a black guy is 2 people ******* . HOWEVER if their just making out the black guy will die first. ALTHOUGH if the person is only half black then the couple making out will die first.
#106 - AngryTroll **User deleted account** (05/28/2010) [+] (1 reply)
I saw a horror movie recently, well it looked like one anyway. But it didnt have any of that stuff you talked about. Just Justin Bieber singing and concert dates... i was so scared... *sob* *sob*
User avatar #84 - SofaKingAwesome (05/28/2010) [+] (3 replies)
Main character: So we need to find this killer
Dumbass: how about we split up
Main character: OK
Black guy: cmon if we do that he'll kill us
Main character: Your oppinion doesn't matter since you always die
#79 - muzikvamp **User deleted account** (05/28/2010) [-]
I don't know if anyone mentioned, but in most horror movies, there is always someone who must run away screaming, instead of getting away quickly and quietly without alerting the killer.
User avatar #31 - airguitar (05/27/2010) [+] (5 replies)
I am fond of sharp weapons too >=P
User avatar #11 - ERICVOLTAGE (05/27/2010) [+] (13 replies)
if youre getting chased, you always trip.
User avatar #274 - Cambro (05/28/2010) [-]
Are you pretty? DEAD
A jock? DEAD
A stoner? after a long battle...DEAD
Ugly who still has a love interest yet you are a virgin..THE SURVIVOR
#110 - WanderingPeanut (05/28/2010) [+] (3 replies)
you could see the arrival of the cow as...
*puts on sunglasses*
...bovine intervention
YYYEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

sorry i know that was rubbish
User avatar #123 - LarryPlatt (05/28/2010) [+] (1 reply)
You forgot that the Black Guy will most certainly die first (or in the case of Halloween, a bitch).
User avatar #26 - patriotic canadian (05/27/2010) [+] (2 replies)
what always happens in action moveis

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User avatar #10 - codmw (05/27/2010) [+] (2 replies)
you will die if you say "let's split up gang"
#27 to #10 - SkittleSnake (05/27/2010) [-]
"lets split up gang"
*falls o floor and dies*
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