What Always Happens in Horror Movies. ILL BE DOING WHAT ALWAYS HAPPENS IN ACTION MOVIES. FINISHING IT IN A WHILE. STAY TUNED.. What Always Happens in Horror Mov what Always happens in horror Films
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What Always Happens in Horror Movies

 
What Always Happens in Horror Movies. ILL BE DOING WHAT ALWAYS HAPPENS IN ACTION MOVIES. FINISHING IT IN A WHILE. STAY TUNED.. What Always Happens in Horror Mov

ILL BE DOING WHAT ALWAYS HAPPENS IN ACTION MOVIES. FINISHING IT IN A WHILE. STAY TUNED.

What Always
Happens in
Horror Movies
The killer seems to be fond of sharp weapons. or
weapons that initially, were not supposed to be
killing objects.
the favorite place to escape to is the second floor of the
house.
the door is wide
open! why are you
going up... oh, the hell
with it! better for me.
For some reason, the choice for hiding places
are always pretty obvious (under the bed,
inside the closet).
i' m so ******* smart, he' ll
never fmd me here!
genius. I sure can' t
see that bulk moving
undying blanket.
Whatever time it is, if a women hears a noise she WILL
go check, even if she has make up on and is in a fancy
dress... or possibly erotic lingerie.
Many, many
With the blood of a victim you can fill a pool
pussy, " not even anon, enough,
that painfull you' re dead
It will always have an open ending, to keep on stealing
our money for years to come.
r) nalla, as m VS my
all aver
WHATEVAH'. I
DONT WANT
THUMBS.
YEAH RIGHT, HAHAHA.
...
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#37 - FrigginNinja
Reply +89
(05/27/2010) [-]
oh, and here's a tip: if you're having sex in a car with someone and you hear a noise getting closer, drive away. you're not the only one who's coming.
#270 to #37 - touchmybumbum
Reply +6
(05/28/2010) [-]
You win the intrenetz!
#46 to #37 - AlexxD
Reply +20
(05/28/2010) [-]
That was a flawless win.
Comment favorites, hurry up!
#34 - Butt Nuggit
Reply +37
(05/27/2010) [-]
I vote for what happens in porn movies
#97 to #34 - GroovieNewbie
Reply +12
(05/28/2010) [-]
expected buttsecks
#276 to #97 - FailTroll
Reply 0
(05/28/2010) [-]
Unexpected Often Included Too
0_0
#48 - ScienceMan **User deleted account**
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#51 to #48 - CptnSoapMcTavish
Reply -5
(05/28/2010) [-]
That's action movies, but good try though.
#30 - derpdeederp **User deleted account**
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#200 - BlackieChan
Reply +13
(05/28/2010) [-]
two more.
no matter how slow the bad guy moves.....he always catches up
and if a girl is running from the bad guy....she will trip on nothing
#202 to #200 - chadhostak **User deleted account**
Reply +6
(05/28/2010) [-]
and for an odd reason every door is locked
#203 to #200 - Vegeto
Reply +6
(05/28/2010) [-]
And when she has about 30 seconds to stand back up and continue running, she will sit there and look on in horror
#65 - SecretAsianMan **User deleted account**
Reply +11
(05/28/2010) [-]
You can drive as fast as you want, Jason still walks faster
#69 to #65 - PedoHunter
Reply +1
(05/28/2010) [-]
he'll still catch up no matter what
who knows
he might be inside ur car in the back seat already
#70 to #69 - SecretAsianMan **User deleted account**
Reply +1
(05/28/2010) [-]
oh shi-
#71 to #70 - PedoHunter
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(05/28/2010) [-]
and then u crash soo obvious then the evil guy lives
and continues in his killing spree
#90 to #71 - brucedamoose **User deleted account**
Reply +1
(05/28/2010) [-]
Or you light the guy on fire with gasoline and he still lives and manages to kill more people.
#7 - Hammyqweasd
Reply +6
(05/27/2010) [-]
you forgot to say that the black guy always dies first\.
#8 to #7 - grome [OP] **User deleted account**
Reply +2
(05/27/2010) [-]
dammit. and that he always says: that is wack!
#9 to #8 - grome [OP] **User deleted account**
Reply +10
(05/27/2010) [-]
"zombies in the basement? That is WACK, dawg"
"aliens in the roof? that is WACK, dawg"
"looking like a fool with ma pants in tha ground? that is WACK, dawg!"
#38 to #7 - KabutopsX
Reply +4
(05/27/2010) [-]
and when he deis every bod moves on in thoe movie if a whilte guy dies they got someone's killing us lets do somthin but if a dog dies "BAWWWWWW"
#5 - epicname
Reply +10
(05/27/2010) [-]
am i the only one who got an ad saying "The Game"
#31 - airguitar
Reply +8
(05/27/2010) [-]
I am fond of sharp weapons too >=P
#33 to #31 - Kiriopolis
Reply +6
(05/27/2010) [-]
this worries me deeply...
#35 to #33 - airguitar
Reply +8
(05/27/2010) [-]
This also wounds you deeply...
#36 to #35 - Kiriopolis
Reply +6
(05/27/2010) [-]
you'd think so, but you'd be wrong
#168 to #36 - anon
Reply 0
(05/28/2010) [-]
o_O
#275 to #35 - jacobleitch
Reply 0
(05/28/2010) [-]
My balls itch....
#11 - ERICVOLTAGE
Reply +8
(05/27/2010) [-]
if youre getting chased, you always trip.
#13 to #11 - hamsamich **User deleted account**
Reply +5
(05/27/2010) [-]
i tend 2 see that 2
#14 to #13 - grome [OP] **User deleted account**
Reply +6
(05/27/2010) [-]
I forgot the one that is used in EVERY movie. The car one.
YOUR CAR ALWAYS DECIDES TO **** UP AT THE WORST TIME.
#15 to #14 - hamsamich **User deleted account**
Reply +5
(05/27/2010) [-]
or the sun of a bitch cuts sum thing on youer car
#16 to #15 - grome [OP] **User deleted account**
Reply +6
(05/27/2010) [-]
haha, thats not even necessary. in most movies, the car cuts its own cables by its own. just cus he hates you because you never wash him. :P
#17 to #16 - hamsamich **User deleted account**
Reply +4
(05/27/2010) [-]
lol or a bomb is in thare sumhow
#18 to #17 - grome [OP] **User deleted account**
Reply +4
(05/27/2010) [-]
Theyre always bombs in cars. thats why the always explode whenever they crash.
houses are always loaded with C4, so when you have to escape leaving the killer entrapped in there, the house is always a minor loss.... but with a lot of fire.
#19 to #18 - hamsamich **User deleted account**
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(05/27/2010) [-]
love it win the dam car flips like 39 dam times thin u crall out with a ****** up leg and face and thare the killer is 2 finish yo ass off and u just sit thare and take it well thinking FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
#21 to #19 - grome [OP] **User deleted account**
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(05/27/2010) [-]
FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU, oh wait, I can get off and run. Oh okey, **** YOU, BITCH.

Real Life.

Dont forget the mirrors. Mirrors are pivotal for a horror movie. the killer always waits for you to see him in the mirror
#22 to #21 - hamsamich **User deleted account**
Reply +4
(05/27/2010) [-]
thin he gits u well u are ******* youer pants
#23 to #22 - grome [OP] **User deleted account**
Reply +2
(05/27/2010) [-]
so, ending this very long thread. horror movies are all so very typical. just watch one and youve watched them all. nice thread, by the way.
hahah
#32 to #23 - ERICVOLTAGE
Reply +2
(05/27/2010) [-]
like this thread, horror movies tend to carry multiple sequels, official or otherwise.
#24 to #23 - hamsamich **User deleted account**
Reply +2
(05/27/2010) [-]
nite and good point man
#49 to #24 - Tumbusany
Reply +2
(05/28/2010) [-]
Don't forget everyone leaves their door slightly open at night.