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#166 to #110 - Rascal (06/08/2013) [-]
I never understood this picture, yeah I get the joke about the Xbox one requiring internet connection but...

Imagine you're playing MW2 or any kind of FPS on a 24 killstreak about to snipe that n00b across the map for the final kill when your connection dies. No matter what ******* console you're on, you're ****** .
#181 to #166 - feelythefeel (06/08/2013) [-]
>implying single player games don't exist
User avatar #178 to #166 - tomoyomomo (06/08/2013) [-]
Ok Imagine you're playing Fallout 4 on your brand new XBOX one and you just got a **** ton of caps from selling some weapons you got off some really high level enemies and your internet dies. Normally it wouldnt matter because Fallout is an offline game, but with the xbox one, the console shuts off because it requires your internet to alway be on. Or at least once every 24 hours., i forget the specifics, either way the concept is pure ******** .
#183 to #110 - shishiko **User deleted account** (06/08/2013) [-]
#122 to #110 - cdula (06/08/2013) [-]
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#19 - deemetaldragon (06/08/2013) [-]
**deemetaldragon rolled a random image posted in comment #55 at Made me laugh ** I first read the title as "X Bone"
#2 - pedobearRAW (06/08/2013) [-]
well, they're not wrong.....
User avatar #6 to #1 - ubergoatman (06/08/2013) [-]
That pretty much sums it up. It also means that the PS2 is better than the Xbox 1.... Which I don't think anyone would actually argue at this point...
User avatar #11 to #6 - snowshark (06/08/2013) [-]
There are few gaming consoles that have ever been released that are worse than what we know so far of the XBox One.
User avatar #21 to #11 - ubergoatman (06/08/2013) [-]
Ball-in-a-cup is a better gaming console than what we know about the Xbox 1
User avatar #26 to #21 - snowshark (06/08/2013) [-]
Still a better Console than XBox 1.

Holy **** , why is that not a meme yet?
User avatar #314 to #26 - ubergoatman (06/09/2013) [-]
User avatar #96 to #21 - alltimetens (06/08/2013) [-]
**** it. XBox One is better than XBox One.
#150 - kreekydoorS (06/08/2013) [-]
I think Yahtzee said it best. "Watching the new consoles is like watching the worlds most retarded game of texas hold em..... In the beginning Wii U was given a pair of 2's and was like ALL IN MOTHER ******* ."
#259 to #150 - drevv (06/08/2013) [-]
I don't get it.
User avatar #310 to #259 - kreekydoorS (06/09/2013) [-]
I left some **** out.....go watch the episode
User avatar #3 - rdangerdash (06/08/2013) [-]
What if everything we know about the xbox one is a lie so at E3 they can announce the real new xbox that doesn't suck.
User avatar #77 to #3 - sirgawain (06/08/2013) [-]
If only.
User avatar #120 to #3 - cowisbeast (06/08/2013) [-]
then will have to offer anyone who pre-ordered their money back or face misadvertisement lawsuits
#290 to #3 - Rascal (06/08/2013) [-]
The only reason i have an xbox 360 is because of Halo and the fable games, if they made them for the PC, microsoft would lose big on their xbox one sales...
User avatar #51 to #3 - jonajon (06/08/2013) [-]
Or perhaps it DOES suck and they are just trying to sell their gaming PCs
#32 to #3 - Rascal (06/08/2013) [-]
Horribly way to market the system?
#149 to #3 - Rascal (06/08/2013) [-]
"Yes, let's deliberately spread negative rumors about our product to make people not want to buy it. Genius!"
#4 to #3 - omgitzmikey (06/08/2013) [-]
not really alot of rumored things are confirmed
User avatar #5 to #4 - imvexx (06/08/2013) [-]
He's implying Microsoft said all that to disappoint fans, and during E3 they'll reveal that the Xbox One was a joke and they'll reveal a "new" new xbox.
#113 to #3 - Her (06/08/2013) [-]
I don't care if that was a stupid idea to do, I am hoping that's what is happening...   
Does anyone know if the PS4 will have backward compatibility..? For Ps2 games even?   
I don't care if that was a stupid idea to do, I am hoping that's what is happening...

Does anyone know if the PS4 will have backward compatibility..? For Ps2 games even?
User avatar #135 to #113 - ramathlehi (06/08/2013) [-]
The PS4 does not have backward compatibility.

However, Sony mentioned that they will hopefully have most popular PS3/2/1 games available on the PSN, kinda like what the PSN has for the PS3, atm. No idea if saved games will work, if that's why you want it though.

Semi-Source: www.pushsquare.com/news/2013/02/gaikais_extensive_ps4_role_comes_to_light
User avatar #228 to #135 - Hentaifan (06/08/2013) [-]
I want them to have Dark Cloud on the PS4.
User avatar #276 to #228 - creosote (06/08/2013) [-]
My God, I played that game for the first time this year. It's one of the best games I've ever played.
User avatar #312 to #276 - Hentaifan (06/09/2013) [-]
I used to play it a long time ago, but I got rid of it and don't know where I could get it again.
User avatar #313 to #135 - Her (06/09/2013) [-]
I guess I'm okay with that, because honestly, I would LOVE seeing some of my favorite PS2 games in redefined graphics.
They're doing that for all of the Kingdom Hearts games, even the handheld ones like 358/2 days, and it releases on my birthday.
I am VERY excited for that.
#8 to #3 - Rascal (06/08/2013) [-]
Considering the fact that they've already given every other games company a huge boost, it was a piss poor marketing strategy even then.
#9 - babyweewee (06/08/2013) [-]
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#214 to #9 - Rascal (06/08/2013) [-]
please nintendo will always be last place in the console market in terms of Power, games etc, the wii was a fluke that was desperately needed coz the gamecube was a flop, n64 only limped by. the wii u has no online infrastructure no games a terrible controller and outdated tech, whatever the X1 does it will adjust and adapt back to the market with hundreds of AAA titles and massive 3rd party support, and possibly be the next media megagiant like sky box virgin plus etc whereas nintendo will still be stuck in the dark ages with its low rent ips and yesteryear tech.
#227 to #214 - Rascal (06/08/2013) [-]
I don't even know what the **** you're saying.
#263 to #9 - atma (06/08/2013) [-]
heh heh
heh heh
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User avatar #159 to #139 - hanakoikezawa (06/08/2013) [-]
Look at him, look at him and laugh.
User avatar #268 to #9 - waterbottlemanboy (06/08/2013) [-]
This is Game Grumps, I'm sure, but do you have a link to the video?
#294 to #268 - Rascal (06/08/2013) [-]
#295 to #294 - Rascal (06/08/2013) [-]
Thanks, although I already found the video and the others from him. The other .gif is from the Vgun 3D vid.
#54 - askafj (06/08/2013) [-]

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User avatar #232 to #54 - thedarkestrogue (06/08/2013) [-]
that top down piece of garbage is one reason i'm no longer a halo fan.
User avatar #234 to #54 - getsheadfromdolan (06/08/2013) [-]
i know destiny is playstation exclusive. so im happy about that
User avatar #62 to #54 - viscerys (06/08/2013) [-]
Is this actually happening? Does evidence of any kind exist!? I MUST KNOW!!!!
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User avatar #85 to #81 - viscerys (06/08/2013) [-]
Dang. My hopes were higher than a mountain climber on weed...
User avatar #119 to #85 - xIArcticIx (06/08/2013) [-]
Halo 3 will be on steam and same with Halo 2 though
User avatar #177 to #119 - askafj (06/08/2013) [-]
User avatar #317 to #177 - xIArcticIx (06/10/2013) [-]
in Steam's code you can find both games as upcoming releases. Another note: they have to pay money to add games to their list in code.
User avatar #126 to #85 - theprocrastibator (06/08/2013) [-]
I don't know what raynagrimm's comment was, but I'm assuming that he said that the exclusive was the top down shooter? Cause Spartan Assault (top down for windows phone 8 and windows 8) and Bootcamp (third person PC exclusive) are different things.
User avatar #73 to #54 - mechaemperor (06/08/2013) [-]
It's a top-down shooter with touch controls... exclusive for Win 8. I may get it, but it's nothing special, really.
User avatar #125 to #73 - theprocrastibator (06/08/2013) [-]
No, they said that Bootcamp is a third person shooter exclusive to PC. The top down one is...well, top down. It's also not exclusive to PC.
User avatar #316 to #125 - mechaemperor (06/10/2013) [-]
We've little to no info on Bootcamp other than 3rd person, Halo 3 and PC. Gotta wait for E3.
User avatar #318 to #316 - theprocrastibator (06/10/2013) [-]
Exactly, but that's all we need to know to see that Spartan Assault isn't bootcamp.
#31 - smoothmcgroove (06/08/2013) [-]
This is basically exactly what's happening, and I think it's kind of sad to see Microsoft screw themselves like this
This is basically exactly what's happening, and I think it's kind of sad to see Microsoft screw themselves like this
User avatar #57 to #31 - askafj (06/08/2013) [-]
basically exactly

is that like straight round?
#59 to #57 - slipknut (06/08/2013) [-]
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User avatar #58 to #57 - smoothmcgroove (06/08/2013) [-]
sort of perfectly
User avatar #65 to #58 - askafj (06/08/2013) [-]
almost never
#186 - lolerbot ONLINE (06/08/2013) [-]
The only reason I'm wating for e3 is to see if they announce half life 3
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User avatar #188 to #186 - squalllionhart (06/08/2013) [-]
valve won't be there
User avatar #190 to #188 - lolerbot ONLINE (06/08/2013) [-]
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.... That was the only thing keeping me from killing myself. My friend said they would be there.
#257 to #190 - kranske (06/08/2013) [-]
-be at E3
-hear commotion from rooftop
-valve chopper hovers above and drops rope down
- ************************* .jpg
-gabe descends rope dressed like Gordon freeman
-crowd goes quiet in anticipation
-he pulls out a case
- puts it on nearby table
-tittle reads: team fortress, the ultimate hat collection
-gabens face when
#24 - Ihazfunkitty (06/08/2013) [-]
just leaving this here and wait for the hate that will get thrown to me
#121 to #24 - methirtyseven (06/08/2013) [-]
You're waiting "for the hate" whilst posting the most popular, and might I say ridiculous opinion on the Xbox, planning to get loads of thumbs up, so **** you for starters. You also posted an image which is filled with misinformation that is either out of date or irrelevant. Microsoft have measures that allow reselling games, which is not some "full retail price" fee, allows you to share your games with up to ten people and all the other options are entirely optional. Who gives a **** if it has the functionality for TV or not. I don't use the Netflix integration on the current system. Doesn't make it worse than it is. Checking in every 24 hrs is not going to be as intrusive or system breaking as everyone believes. If you don't have a reliable internet connection these days, I'm sorry for you, but in that case go ahead and get the PS4 because the Xbox is clearly not for you. However the majority of users do have a stable internet connection and are just bitching because they've joined the bandwagon. The other "problems" are just the way Digital Rights Management works and is not overly intrusive. The word DRM is thrown around like it's the devil, where it's really a means to protect dev's and publisher's intellectual property. Kinect is not going to be spying on everybody. It's unfeasible and the most paranoid delusion people are having with this console. The only issue I have with it is that it will likely raise the price of the console, but it isn't unheard of for consoles to sell at a loss, just look at the PS3. The complaints in that comment you posted regarding the kinect breaking meaning your console won't work are stupid. If you break your console, you won't be able to use it. If you break your TV, you won't be able to play on it. Look after your damn electronics. I know I'm coming across as a Microsoft fanboy or something, but I really just hate ignorant people spreading their ignorance and hate. I'm glad you were waiting for "the hate", you're welcome.
#260 to #121 - Rascal (06/08/2013) [-]
hey, you just blow in from stupid town
#75 to #24 - Rascal (06/08/2013) [-]
hate obviusly won't be thrown at you since your in the same bandwagon as everyone else....
#88 to #24 - Rascal (06/08/2013) [-]

unplug it...
User avatar #25 to #24 - lacypushupbra (06/08/2013) [-]
Most of that is complaining about rumors, I don't judge a console until it's actually out.
Then I don't buy one because I can't afford it.
Microsoft will probably just end up scrapping and patching the hell out of it after release.
User avatar #46 to #25 - jacksipian (06/08/2013) [-]
its not rumors, microsoft confirmed it....
User avatar #102 to #46 - reretzu (06/08/2013) [-]
Nope, Microsoft confirmed very few of those things and still haven't revealed the details of any of them, so making assumptions and even judging the console on them is rather ignorant.
User avatar #117 - xIArcticIx (06/08/2013) [-]
Xbox One out of Ten
User avatar #132 to #117 - evictedone (06/08/2013) [-]
That was...actually pretty clever. Take my thumb.
User avatar #204 to #117 - ismellnewfag (06/08/2013) [-]
Ever watched Jimquisition?
#40 - haxorman (06/08/2013) [-]
Its about time people appreciate sony. People always said bad things about the PS3 that aren't even true and it deserved the same amount of respect the 360 got

Im glad to see the ps4 get some respect now that people are realizing Microsoft is screwing people out of every dollar
User avatar #56 to #40 - askafj (06/08/2013) [-]
"it deserved the same amount of respect the 360 got "

You gotta be kidding with me, *****
#114 to #40 - Rascal (06/08/2013) [-]
i had to write a 30 page (single spaced) paper on Sony

seriously like half of all electronic innovation since WW2 has been because of Sony
they're pretty badass
#22 - iRetaliate (06/08/2013) [-]
Watch it end up being that Microsoft expected this and then they're going to unveil the REAL XBOXOne that doesn't suck donkey cock, and actually is a lot better than the PS4, and then Sony just says "Well, it's not the XBOXOne".
#27 - TheGreatAnon (06/08/2013) [-]
While I'm waiting for E3 now, in the now dwindling hope of some redemption, before more judgement comes to the fore...
The amount of rage I have for what has been confirmed is suitable for Utsuho herself

On less of a personal rage note, I doubt its possible for them to improve the Xbone anyway, short of removing all DRM and 2nd hand games BS they decided on.
You never know though, E3 might redeem it. Though I scoff at the notion
User avatar #284 to #27 - kratosalza (06/08/2013) [-]
What is the source?
User avatar #285 to #284 - TheGreatAnon (06/08/2013) [-]
The source of my pic, is Utsuho from the Touhou game series.
Just a bit of fan artwork found drifting around
User avatar #319 to #285 - kratosalza (06/10/2013) [-]
Thanks for answering, I was really curious
User avatar #36 to #27 - eiaisqzbsesb (06/08/2013) [-]
Mabye they intentionaly gave out a **** reveal so that when they do things right at E3, everyone will react like "OMG they listened, best company evar." and forget about the **** reveal.

Sorry for my lack of proper grammar and structure, tiered.
User avatar #283 to #36 - TheGreatAnon (06/08/2013) [-]
While I would agree to that, they have already confirmed the worst, and I mean the Worst parts of the Xbone, to be true.
You want to know what they quoted to be a positive attribute of the Xbone?

'Share access to your games with everyone inside your home: Your friends and family, your guests and acquaintances get unlimited access to all of your games. Anyone can play your games on your console--regardless of whether you are logged in or their relationship to you.'

I was almost in tears. That is on there official page describing it.
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