Widdle arms. This is my favorite comic of all time, so I share it with you.. Mila! TDD WHO IJWE. His secret weapon is his alter-ego as a xenomorph.
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#4 - merodach (06/07/2013) [-]
His secret weapon is his alter-ego as a xenomorph.
#39 to #4 - anon (06/08/2013) [-]
The real reason why dinosaurs went extinct.
User avatar #7 to #4 - landartheconqueror ONLINE (06/08/2013) [-]
glad to know i'm not the only one who saw this
User avatar #3 - charpentier (06/07/2013) [-]
How did he put the belt on in the first place?
#6 to #3 - eiramart (06/08/2013) [-]
I was thinking the same
I was thinking the same
User avatar #10 to #3 - partnerintroll (06/08/2013) [-]
he was born with it
User avatar #16 to #10 - maskedhippo (06/08/2013) [-]
it's maybelline
#15 - tomtomat ONLINE (06/08/2013) [-]
Everyone always makes fun of his little arms. Do people forget he is a 6 six ton, 14 meter long killing machine with a mouth big enough to swallow you ******* whole, with one the strongest bite forces ever? What would he need arms for?
#25 to #15 - anon (06/08/2013) [-]
If he would have arms, well **** me with a stick. He would be ten ************* times as deadly.
User avatar #42 to #15 - darkoblivion ONLINE (06/08/2013) [-]
for stuff...and things
User avatar #18 to #15 - navadae (06/08/2013) [-]
you missed the joke, didnt you
User avatar #54 to #15 - TheBigGummyBear (06/08/2013) [-]
Arm wrestling.
User avatar #27 to #15 - falloutplayer (06/08/2013) [-]
He doesn't even lift, bro...
#34 to #15 - doubleac (06/08/2013) [-]
Except he's currently believed to be more of a scavenger than a killing machine
User avatar #45 to #15 - jpthecursed (06/08/2013) [-]
Baseball.
User avatar #30 to #15 - hektoroftroy (06/08/2013) [-]
So he can masturbate while he cries about being antisocial
User avatar #26 to #15 - mirmulnir (06/08/2013) [-]
What if he falls over?
User avatar #32 to #26 - crazylance (06/08/2013) [-]
His tail helps him balance himself while walking and his feet must be hella strong if that's the only thing carrying him, if he ever falls over I'm pretty sure he can get back up with ease.
User avatar #46 to #26 - charlesnightmare (06/08/2013) [-]
If a T-rex falls, even tho its skull plate is believed to be hard as steel, the force of the fall would smash his head open. buuut dinosaur facts seem to change everyday
User avatar #23 to #15 - IcyDeadPeople (06/08/2013) [-]
to draw his weapon?
#36 to #1 - asadffdsa (06/08/2013) [-]
Thank you for pointing out the joke if it weren't for you I wouldn't have gotten it
User avatar #48 to #36 - shadir (06/08/2013) [-]
He wasn't pointing out the joke, he was using a quote from a movie...
#57 to #48 - asadffdsa (06/08/2013) [-]
A quote which explains the point
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User avatar #44 to #13 - hokeymon ONLINE (06/08/2013) [-]
*sarcasm* kill me
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User avatar #2 - tormain (06/07/2013) [-]
made me think of Marty Robbins, Big Iron
#31 to #2 - honkeytonk (06/08/2013) [-]
You ever hear Johnny Cash's cover?
User avatar #21 to #2 - hairydawg (06/08/2013) [-]
"In this town there lived an outlaw by the name of Texas Rex"__
User avatar #24 - overworld (06/08/2013) [-]
I'm wondering how the T-Rex got the damned thing on.
User avatar #8 - kajmew (06/08/2013) [-]
At first I thought the first dinosaur was a rhino with a piece of bread stuck to its horn...
#33 - EdwardNigma (06/08/2013) [-]
All I can think of is that level in the third Spyro game.

Good times.
#43 - hokeymon ONLINE (06/08/2013) [-]
User avatar #5 - rapebear (06/07/2013) [-]
Poor T-Rex, never knew how good masturbation feels.
#37 - dashgamer (06/08/2013) [-]
Thanks for putting the punchline in the title, OP.
#22 - UnoSkullmanx ONLINE (06/08/2013) [-]
T-Rexes weren't that good at hunting for food, contrary to popular belief. They were much better scavengers. They would wait for another dinosaur or pack of dinosaurs to kill something, then they will barge in, and eat what it/they killed. This worked great, no dinosaur was stupid enough to tell it to go away.
User avatar #28 to #22 - viscerys (06/08/2013) [-]
I think all dinosaurs were too stupid to tell it to go away.
#29 - triggathepirate (06/08/2013) [-]
The shortest greatest revenge story.
The shortest greatest revenge story.
User avatar #20 - ihatem (06/08/2013) [-]
As a Texan I must say, your English is too....English.
*Yew dun ate mah paw, I reckin. Boy heidy I'll make yew a sumbitch, got-dammit
User avatar #47 to #20 - dissectedtesticle (06/08/2013) [-]
goddanget, bobbeh
#53 to #20 - kraetyz (06/08/2013) [-]
What does ANYTHING in that second sentence mean? o_o
User avatar #58 to #53 - ihatem (06/08/2013) [-]
"Boy heidy" is an expression like "Oooh man", and "I'll make you a son of a bitch" is saying he's going to beat his ass down.
#56 - harbingerwolf (06/08/2013) [-]
Oh jesus christ wtf is that...
#52 - kraetyz (06/08/2013) [-]
I just don't think this plan was very well thought through...
#49 - dictatordragonite (06/08/2013) [-]
That moment when you find out, that a T-rex weighted 9 tons, had the strongest bite force ever, and wore feathers
#50 to #49 - ilickrainbows (06/08/2013) [-]
Hfw wearing feathers
#19 - slashendrix (06/08/2013) [-]
10/10 would watch movie adaptation
User avatar #17 - gamingtales (06/08/2013) [-]
*roll 16*
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