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#22 - iamzues
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(06/07/2013) [-]
This girl. She's going places.
User avatar #109 to #22 - alltimetens
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My basement.
User avatar #96 to #22 - christmouth
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(06/07/2013) [-]
Or has been to places.
User avatar #24 to #22 - platapus
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(06/07/2013) [-]
not college, but places
User avatar #50 to #24 - toosexyforyou
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(06/07/2013) [-]
sounds like a college girl to me
#102 to #24 - lfunnymanl
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(06/07/2013) [-]
**lfunnymanl rolled a random image posted in comment #54 at Mutual pillow ** a strip club is a place
#113 to #24 - stopsdropsand
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(06/07/2013) [-]
actually I think college girls are some of the sluttiest around.
User avatar #55 to #24 - lafuriaroja
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(06/07/2013) [-]
Because obviously any girl who enjoys sexual activity is dumb and not going to college.
#83 to #55 - comanderspy
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(06/07/2013) [-]
this is why we never invite you to our parties...
this is why we never invite you to our parties...
User avatar #105 to #55 - platapus
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(06/07/2013) [-]
when did you graduate from the killjoke acadamy?
#82 to #55 - anon id: f39fd8d9
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(06/07/2013) [-]
"boy do I hate jokes"
#1 - teranin
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(06/06/2013) [-]
All hail Lorna, the girl we all want as a girlfriend.
User avatar #14 to #1 - funkyrednipples
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(06/07/2013) [-]
I've had my share fair of 13 year olds.
User avatar #15 - payseht
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(06/07/2013) [-]
Best wake-up I've ever had. She bought a pizza and woke me with a blowjob. Wish she wouldn't have found someone better.
User avatar #36 to #15 - thefunnyside
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(06/07/2013) [-]
Then **** her.
#49 to #15 - shnoople
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(06/07/2013) [-]
Hang in there bro. The right girl will come along, you just have to go out in the world and find her.
Hang in there bro. The right girl will come along, you just have to go out in the world and find her.
User avatar #92 to #15 - dividerbyzero
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(06/07/2013) [-]
It'll be okay lil' *****, you can do it!
User avatar #16 to #15 - bigbeaufort
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(06/07/2013) [-]
No one is better than you!

Hang in there champ
User avatar #53 to #16 - schwerdaddy
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It's hard to take that comment seriously with that icon.
User avatar #6 - rhetoricalfunny
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(06/07/2013) [-]
That's rape...
#37 to #6 - anon id: deaf6b4e
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Just remember this, It's not rape if you want it.
User avatar #58 to #6 - rhetoricalfunny
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One can be raped by their significant other.
A man can be raped by a girl

Rape is sexual activity without consent. If a man is sleeping he cannot give consent. Heretofor rape.

Men can be raped. Significant others can be raped. Sex without consent is rape. Sleeping people cannot give consent. Regardless of what the man thinks when he wakes up, in that moment it is rape.

And just because you sad horny ******* won't consider it, doesn't mean everyone won't
User avatar #70 to #58 - aquae
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yeah but who the **** doesn't want a blowjob
User avatar #118 to #70 - rhetoricalfunny
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(06/08/2013) [-]
Just because you're sitting in your room horny and alone willing to give anything for one, doesn't mean everyone is.

To be clearer, just because YOU would've liked to be in this situation doesn't mean everyone does.

******* like you are the exact reasons rape cases against men are not taken seriously
User avatar #121 to #118 - aquae
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"******* like you"

calm your tits, this is a joke, but if I were going to talk seriously

if you're in a relationship with a woman, you're most likely to know that they're kinky / always horny

and they would know that you like / dis-like blow-jobs

or if you're asexual or whatever then they know not to do that

and true, it can be considered as sexual harassment, but rape usually involves it being literally forced. I can see where you're coming from, if it were a man on a woman who did something like this in their sleep then they'd probably not want it

but if your girl is willing to do it, and she knows you are too, then why not?
User avatar #125 to #121 - rhetoricalfunny
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Rape has nothing to do with it being physically forced. Rape is "Sex without consent."
That is all. By that logic, what happened in Stubenville was not rape. Drugging a girl is not rape. Rape has nothing to do with it being physically forced. It's without consent.
User avatar #126 to #125 - aquae
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Drugging a girl is illegal anyways

you're so stubborn about this, I really can't be bothered to argue anymore

it's a ******* joke, so learn to take one.
User avatar #129 to #126 - rhetoricalfunny
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And believe it or not.

Something being a joke does not equate to it being harmless.

"Those who make their fun by pretending to be idiots will soon find themselves swarmed with real idiots who believe themselves to be in good company."

Telling people to grow thicker skin is probably the most fortune cookie pathetic defense to exist.
User avatar #128 to #126 - rhetoricalfunny
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You can't be bothered to argue because you have no point to be made. I made a point, one that is true, you respond with pathetic, wrong, and anecdotal ****, I respond with logic and then you get all pissy once you realize you're wrong.

Of course it's a ******* joke. But the amount of horny little 13 year olds going, "OMG Hurr, best GF Evar!" are ******* stupid. "Who doesn't want a blowjob" "It's not rape if you want it." "nope, its awesome " "But it's the good kind of rape "

Each and every person is saying it's the greatest thing ever. These are the very same people who will defend a girl who raped a man by giving him a blowjob in his sleep. For no other reason than because they would like it.
User avatar #130 to #128 - aquae
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I agree there is seriousness in rape, and jokes about certain ethical issues should not be brought up, but this is clearly funnyjunk and not rantjunk, and the joke is about facebook and immature people.

"If you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all"

And yeah, people are over-reacting to a joke, including you, but still, you shouldn't be so stubborn and you should learn to take more than one point of view.

Again, I agree that rape is a serious term.

But when used in an immature context, all meaning and justification is taken away.

And about our argument, yes I did make a witty comment at the start, but then I did make a good point, and calling my OPINION ''wrong'' and ''pathetic'' just tells me again that you're stubborn...

I never got pissy. All I said was: "calm your tits, it's a joke" and "it's a ******* joke''

in no-way was I being pissy or hostile...
#131 to #130 - anon id: e12e19d7
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The "opinion" that rape is a forceful act is not an opinion at all. It is a misinformation.
Rapes may be forceful, but they do not have to be to be, nor will they always be.

My point is that it was rape. By definition. That is all.
By definition it is rape
User avatar #45 to #6 - captnnorway
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(06/07/2013) [-]
I'll just suppose this was a anti feminism joke and laugh
User avatar #44 to #6 - flipgraham
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But it's the good kind of rape
User avatar #10 to #6 - wizardfist
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nope, its awesome
User avatar #21 to #6 - djequalizee
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(06/07/2013) [-]
Can't rape the willing
User avatar #11 to #6 - triwolfos
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(06/07/2013) [-]
I think it's implied she just slept with him rather than sneaking into his house one morning
#28 - anon id: 3f2e107c
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(06/07/2013) [-]
Wow, you guys have, like, never had a girlfriend...
#60 to #28 - MysticTomatoe
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#85 to #28 - funnyjunkelite
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User avatar #72 to #28 - noblekira
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say that to my main account mother ****** i have mythril armour and coated in dem GP bitches!
User avatar #73 to #72 - noblekira
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inb4 faggot.... jokes
#39 to #28 - logicstrike
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(06/07/2013) [-]
this came in handy sooner than I thought
User avatar #29 to #28 - smashingkills
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(06/07/2013) [-]
Yup. 100% true, you're have tr0lled me, guise, guise, be curful he's de ultimate tr0ll.
User avatar #30 to #29 - sasquatchjc
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(06/07/2013) [-]
uh oh mane we best be carful
#33 - MasterManiac
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(06/07/2013) [-]
This girl will go far in life.
This girl will go far in life.
User avatar #101 to #33 - dbrak
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(06/07/2013) [-]
actually, have a strong feeling that "life" will go far into her...
#79 - gardenmanly
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#84 to #79 - mammafakkerz
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#65 - osirusrising
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My ex use to do this. It's more annoying then pleasurable.
#106 to #65 - firereadyaim
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Mine would wake up in the middle of the night apparently with a craving to suck a dick. She couldnt get my fly down and still half asleep i told her it was stuck forever and went back to sleep. she wasnt happy in the morning. last time i ever sleep in my pants...
#120 to #65 - broorb
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why didn't you tell her?
User avatar #122 to #120 - osirusrising
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(06/08/2013) [-]
I did. All the time. She was a horny little thing.
User avatar #80 to #65 - noisia
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(06/07/2013) [-]
I disagree. My current girlfriend has done it once or twice. I thought it was epic.
User avatar #66 to #65 - cormy
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(06/07/2013) [-]
Yeah, how DARE she wake you up from a fantasy dream where you're getting a blowjob from a far superior partner, while possibly saving the universe.
User avatar #123 to #66 - osirusrising
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(06/08/2013) [-]
It was nothing like that. I just anted to sleep goddammit.
User avatar #124 to #123 - cormy
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lol I know, but dreams are fking awesome too sometimes! Sleeping has its perks
#7 - thecomkiller
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User avatar #23 - sparkyfoxx
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some guys actually dont' like blowjobs....
User avatar #25 to #23 - platapus
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these people are wrong
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User avatar #26 to #25 - sparkyfoxx
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never said they was right.
#32 to #23 - bleeduntildeath
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well yeah but those guys got their penises blown off in the war...why would you even bring that up? yeesh man there is a time and place to be edgy and that's just crossing the line
User avatar #46 to #32 - navadae
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(06/07/2013) [-]
you... i like you
User avatar #67 to #32 - sparkyfoxx
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I-I-I'm sorry....