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#3 - emperorervinmar **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#59 to #3 - anon (06/07/2013) [-]
And then, some days later, when she can't milk anymore attention out of having a duck, it dies.
#111 to #59 - crellow (06/07/2013) [-]
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#32 to #3 - Omnomnomynous (06/07/2013) [-]
Its a good ******* story
#15 - pappathethird (06/06/2013) [-]
I know it sounds silly, but this is actually exactly what facebook is for. Imagine meeting this girl a couple of days after: "Hey, I heard you got a duck? I heard you really wanted it badly. Congratulations." Perfect icebreaker.
#84 to #15 - benstillerphaqqot (06/07/2013) [-]
Told people I wanted a turtle, I got a turtle. Now I love my turtle. His name is Gavin. And He's my squishy.    
   
gif related, it's gavin
Told people I wanted a turtle, I got a turtle. Now I love my turtle. His name is Gavin. And He's my squishy.

gif related, it's gavin
#19 to #15 - twinnedorphan (06/06/2013) [-]
"Hey, I heard you got a duck? I heard you really wanted it badly. Congratulations."   
"who are you"
"Hey, I heard you got a duck? I heard you really wanted it badly. Congratulations."
"who are you"
#46 to #19 - anon (06/07/2013) [-]
"icebreaker", not the first thing he said. Though that would be hilarious.
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#2 - eclecticparadigm **User deleted account** (06/06/2013) [-]
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#42 - adamhateseve (06/07/2013) [-]
She wants the d.
She wants the d.
#9 - heafi (06/06/2013) [-]
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#36 to #9 - anon (06/07/2013) [-]
now i want a duck too...
#85 to #9 - iguy (06/07/2013) [-]
A bit longer, a bit cuter .gif
A bit longer, a bit cuter .gif
User avatar #47 to #13 - TehGordonFreeman (06/07/2013) [-]
sharktopussy
#17 to #13 - sanguinesolitude (06/06/2013) [-]
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thats still the best gif ever
User avatar #108 - TheBigGummyBear ONLINE (06/07/2013) [-]
This is the perfect story of success.

1. You want something

2. GO and get that mother ******

3. Success.
User avatar #33 - dehfurk (06/07/2013) [-]
This is how women should be. She said what she wanted, she got what she wanted by herself, she actually liked what she got.
#31 - demystify (06/07/2013) [-]
*******		 duck-face pictures.
******* duck-face pictures.
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User avatar #121 to #114 - llamagaga (06/07/2013) [-]
I don't think there could have been a more appropriate time to use this
#72 - anon (06/07/2013) [-]
This is a true example of the American dream.
#62 - kokovo (06/07/2013) [-]
BECAUSE I LOVE MY DUCK!
#118 to #62 - anon (06/07/2013) [-]
aww yiss larry the ************* cucumber
#88 - mrgoodlove (06/07/2013) [-]
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I guess Victoria Owens a duck
#68 - tokazakime (06/07/2013) [-]
It's all fun and games until that ****** grows up and develop TEETH on their tongue.
#94 to #68 - anon (06/07/2013) [-]
thats geese
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User avatar #69 to #68 - Omegashenron (06/07/2013) [-]
Thats not a duck at all.
#73 to #69 - tokazakime (06/07/2013) [-]
I'm sorry that I went full retard there. As a compensation, here's another goose.
#75 to #73 - Omegashenron (06/07/2013) [-]
Don't try to apoloize to me man.  You're fired.     
   
   
love
Don't try to apoloize to me man. You're fired.


love
User avatar #78 to #73 - onkii (06/07/2013) [-]
this is too ******* surreal for me
User avatar #4 - tylerconnell (06/06/2013) [-]
If that "U" changed to an "I", this would be a totally different story
#5 to #4 - anon (06/06/2013) [-]
Oh my god, are you serious?!

That's ******* amazing!
#10 to #4 - anon (06/06/2013) [-]
then everyone else would have a duck "u want a duck"

or she has mind control...
#116 - lujan (06/07/2013) [-]
Needs more afro.

( <- and so does this guy)
#117 to #116 - lujan (06/07/2013) [-]
Better.
#54 - MrMeatStick (06/07/2013) [-]
more duckface of facebook...
#64 - dubii (06/07/2013) [-]
Duck with an afro, now I have seen everything.
Duck with an afro, now I have seen everything.
#66 to #64 - anon (06/07/2013) [-]
Most breeds of ducks have them now.
#124 - sacredseasons (06/07/2013) [-]
well you have heard that~~~
well you have heard that~~~
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