the art of the troll. . tlel, meg Ile Talk to strangers, You re chatting wath a random stranger on male! to discuss: Did you know that microwaving your smartpho the art of troll tlel meg Ile Talk to strangers You re chatting wath a random stranger on male! discuss: Did you know that microwaving your smartpho
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the art of the troll

tlel, meg Ile Talk to strangers,
You* re chatting wath a random stranger on male!
to discuss:
Did you know that microwaving your
smartphone for 1 minute will fully charge
the battery?
Stranger: really accost: the trolls
You: Mhmm
Stranger: fully work begin
Stranger: like from o -100
You: Not fully
You: Depends on the battery
Stranger: what battery does a iphone ti have
You: Not sure, itried it with my iphone 4 though and it
worked tima
You: And I have an extended battery pack for my
Samsung Galaxy
You: Gets the Phone from I to 54%
You: and the othello 24%
Stranger: wow
You: It' s amazing
Stranger: ktl
Stranger: my phones on 3% battery
You: Try for yourself
Stranger: what %age should it get to
You: My guess is around Since it' s better than the
Phone 4
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: alright lemme go to the kitchen hold on
You: ID
You: Djay
Stranger: i have a sharp microwave will it work for that
You: t dunno much about microwaves o. o
You: I thought they all worked?
Stranger: its a pretty new one so i assume it would
You: Fair enough, give ita shot
Stranger: 3
You: It' s a cool party trick
You: My friends freaked out ID
You: They thought t was trying to break my phone
Stranger: ill put it in for like a minute and see ifthat
gets it chnaged
You: Don' t put it in longer than a minute though
Stranger: oh
Stranger: ill put it for like 30 seconds then just to be
You: Alright ID
Stranger: time starts
Stranger: Now
Stranger: what happens if u do it for more than a
minute tho
You: starts to melt the plastic
Stranger: o right
Stranger: thats about 10 seconds
Stranger: wtf
Stranger: there was a loud noise and the screen
turned off
Stranger: is that meant to happen
You: I dunno
You: t tamed mine off first
Stranger: thats like 30 seconds
Stranger: wtf
Stranger: it tamed itself off i think
Stranger: must have runlet of power while in there Iol
You: Shouldn' t have
Stranger: it s not taming on
Stranger: wtf
Stranger: what did you do u In
You: on
You: Nothing
You: Try putting it in recovery mode
Stranger: whats recovery mode
Stranger: is this normal
You: It' s nearer made a loud noise with me
Stranger: it wasnt like really loud
You: Hold the lock button for 10 seconds
Stranger: but itwas like a crackle
You: Then still holding medown, hold the home button
for 5
You: then after tii seconds let go of the lock button
You: and hold the home button
You: the "Connect to itunes" logo should appear
Stranger: no
Stranger: didnt happen
You: Try again
Stranger: mp
You: Nothing showing up at all?
Stranger: no
You: Weird
You: Cho
Stranger: wtf
You: Maybe you it
Stranger: ml
Stranger: thats not
Stranger: mats awful
Stranger: thi cost me so muh money
Stranger: omg
You: At least you' ll have a fun story to tell your friends
why your phone is broken
Stranger: wtf
Stranger: hi you man
You: I' m sorry about your phone
You: But that was totally worth it
You: Thanks top
Stranger: what
Stranger: no
Stranger: that wasnt worth it
Stranger: thats like
Stranger: not so
Stranger: no
Stranger: who is op
You: The person that asked the question
Stranger: i hatee
You: It
You: Trolololololo
Stranger: why would u do this o me
You: Because this is the internet my friend
You have disconnected.
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User avatar #12 - sammichnow
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Did anyone else think that maybe the stranger was reverse trolling this ******?
User avatar #383 to #12 - malacyman
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nope nobody at all.
#29 to #12 - anon
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Pretending you got prankedis not trolling. Reverse trolling means the tables turn somehow, like lovestospoodge said, he would have to have said it worked.
#278 to #12 - anon
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too tired to login anyways
#289 to #12 - anon
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you dont know ******* **** about trolling. none of you fj queers do. funnyjunkers are the EASIEST people to troll its truly pathetic
#332 to #289 - jackbrook
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nice try.
User avatar #15 to #12 - anonymoose
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It wouldn't be reverse trolling since he wasn't trying to annoy the other person.
User avatar #19 to #12 - lovestospoodge
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I think reverse trolling would be telling him that it actually worked
#319 to #19 - anon
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I expecting that the entire time because of the damn arrow.
#9 - dropless
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Gee OP, thanks for the f---king censorship. My eyes wouldnt of been able to handle that s--t
User avatar #34 to #9 - iwebby
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i ******* hate censorship, it can go **** a ****
User avatar #128 to #9 - veneficium
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its not op's fault, he just took it from another website which had already censored it
User avatar #178 to #9 - butterisgood
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I know, i f( ͡° ʖ ͡°) ing that s( ͡° ʖ ͡°) t.
User avatar #50 to #9 - retardedboss
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#3 - dieanons
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hfw he figured out his phone was ******
#350 to #3 - goochmckooch
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#10 - jakatackka
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That's not cool. I mean really, it's one thing to trick someone into deleting System32, which is a major inconvenience but does no real damage, but doing hundreds of dollars of damage for ***** and giggles (and then making them foot the bill) is just a dick move.
#27 to #10 - Blasphemer
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Nope, just a 700$ life lesson, much cheaper then "therapists" and "life coaches" or some other ******** new age profession.

On another note, If you spent 700$ on a phone and you are THAT stupid, you probably can't use a phone like that to it's full potential, and a 100$ phone would suit you just fine. You are not a professional photographer nor you need a 700$ phone to tweet or announce to the facebook just how stupid you are (A marketing lesson as well, you see).

God dammit I'm bored today!
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#72 to #43 - jakatackka
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Most phones have all-plastic casing, so unless you've taken your phone apart, you might never know that there's metal inside. And deleting system32 is easy to recover from. You can use a Windows recovery disc, or boot to the backup partition that most computer companies include standard. Worst case scenario, you have to reinstall Windows. Your data is still intact after wiping system32, so the most you'll spend is maybe $100 to get it repaired (or much less if you know a computer nerd). It's still not a cool thing to do, but at least it doesn't have any lasting damage.

Destroying a $700 phone fries every component, destroys all of your data, and sets you back $700. If you're locked into a cell phone contract, usually you have to keep paying it, because cell service providers are just assholes like that.
#113 to #72 - anon
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he said it was an iPhone.

iPhones are cased in metal on the sides.
User avatar #46 to #10 - daentraya
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This is the internet. Considering what else people here laugh at, then this is a fairly small deal
#30 to #10 - anon
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welcome to the real world jackass.gif
#183 to #10 - anon
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For someone to spend almost a grand on a piece of electronic equipment and not even have the SLIGHTEST idea about how electronics work and that a microwave will fry anything you put in there is an obvious sign that they didn't need it to begin with, just give them a couple of cup and string phones and wish them luck in life.
User avatar #324 to #10 - elcreepo
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They did hundreds of dollars of damage when they bought the iphone 5.
User avatar #326 to #324 - elcreepo
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In b4 red thumbs because it's not late enough for the apple users to go to bed
#362 to #10 - saygoodnight
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I kind of agree with you, but I mean think about it. "Stick your phone in the microwave" how does that not sound ******* retarded. It's like if someone asked you to jump off the side of a cliff because you won't die. Common sense will tell you "Hey maybe you shouldn't do that because it just sounds pretty bad. You wouldn't do it, would you? Then why would you stick anything so ******* expensive inside a microwave to cook for one minute.
#380 to #10 - nightdude
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survival of the fittest?
User avatar #20 to #10 - majormoron
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No offense, but if you are stupid enough to believe that a thing like this works, as well as taking advice from A COMPLETE STRANGER on THE INTERNET, then maybe you need to learn a lesson. $700 is a small price to pay over losing your life from bad advice from friends.

TL;DR If you're that stupid your deserved it

P.S. I do agree with the warning label thing. We would boost our (USA) intelligence rating overnight if we were to remove them.
#69 to #20 - jakatackka
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The issue is, most people haven't learned never to trust anyone on the internet, and even fewer have a working knowledge of phones, enough to know that they aren't microwave safe. And I fail to see how causing $700 in damage is doing them any favors other than teaching them in as damaging a manner as possible an arbitrary life lesson that most people never need to learn.

And it's hardly a small price to pay. If I had a $700 phone that broke, I know I'd be completely ******. I have zero sources of income (I'm very rural), so it'd take me years to make that money back. Not everyone is a poor hick like me, but there are plenty of people out there whose only valuable possession in the world is their phone, and they could barely afford it in the first place.
#131 to #20 - johnserrano **User deleted account**
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User avatar #173 to #131 - majormoron
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You're damn ******* straight i did.
User avatar #386 to #20 - vycanismajoris
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When you read wikipedia articles you are taking the word of COMPLETE STRANGERS on THE INTERNET.
#44 to #20 - anon
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nop, no one deserves to break 700$ like that.
User avatar #16 to #10 - lolikikolik
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Idiot who puts his 700$ phone into microwave deserves more then that.
#315 to #16 - cockasian
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Does he really? I bet he worked very hard for that phone. Sure, he's ******* stupid, but ******* up the life of someone who will fall for it for laughs is 100 times worse than being an imbecile in my mind. I think a similar message was given in To Kill A Mockingbird; maybe some FJ'ers need to re-read it.
User avatar #366 to #315 - KillYourself
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All I got out of To Kill A Mockingbird was to "kill John Lennon."
#354 to #315 - lecherouslad
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User avatar #356 to #315 - lecherouslad
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If he could afford to pay $700 on a luxury, obstensibly he can and will, do it again. We're not talking about taking food from an African's mouth here, this rich idiot doesn't need his phone, especially if he is so irresponsible with it.
#394 to #356 - cockasian
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just because he spent money on a nice pone doesn't mean he's rich and can automatically afford losing it. And no, it's not taking food out of someone's mouth who needs it, but this behavior can't be justified by comparing it to extremes; 700$ is still a lot of money to the average person, and this guy seems pretty working class by the way he talks. He even seems like a nice guy, which makes me even more upset that someone would take advantage of him like that.
#325 to #16 - jakatackka
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See, this arrogant **** is exactly why I don't like people. Not knowing something is not a reason to **** others over. Most people don't know that you shouldn't mix vinegar and bleach (it makes hydrochloric gas), but that doesn't mean you can seal them in an airtight room and tell them that mixing the two creates a super-powerful cleaning liquid.
User avatar #341 to #325 - chezburgadominator
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This is unrelated, but for what purpose, other than making Hydrochloric gas, would someone have for mixing vinegar and bleach?
#391 to #341 - jakatackka
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It can happen if you're cleaning two messes and you mix them together, whether on accident or because you're trying to make a more powerful cleaning solution.
User avatar #18 to #10 - sigmundisdabest
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i agree. that's not xd at all. it's awgul!
#22 - jesusthegardener
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"It cost me so muh money"
#99 - Penn
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>******* cancer.
#36 - icameheretotroll
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#126 - bagguhsleep
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heavens this **** caught me off guard
User avatar #403 to #126 - adu
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I have the urge to save this. I feel it will some day make all of my dreams come true.
#58 - defectivetoast
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Look mom, I'm tr0lling le n00b5 on le internet xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!
User avatar #165 - tigersstripes
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"Lets make dumb people destroy their ****!"
"yeah! Great idea!"
"We're such trololols!!"
#227 to #165 - itzsquiggle
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User avatar #268 to #227 - tigersstripes
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It makes me angry because this has the perfect opportunity to loop.