Normal Porn for Hamel People
Everyone knows that if yen surf the web leng mug, yeu' ll see male sick shit. This is
especially tine if you intentionally dwell inte the dark underbelly of the Internet. I' seen
quite a few wings I den' t care to admit to, but the em thing I' ll always remember is a site
The first wing about the site was thatl didn' t find it by actually leeking fer it. It was
emailed to me by didn' t know. The email was as fellers:
Jband this site is very ates thought u might Etta
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ft was a pretty standard issue chain letter, waugh the URL and the last remark really
piqued my curiosity. I was having a very boring day when I received this, m I made sure
my antivirus was working and clicked the link.
ft was a very average, site. ft gave the impression that the creators just
BARELY gave a shit about making it look professional The author seemed w have a very
tenuous grasp en English and, en the front page, was a long, boring, and incoherent ranty
den' t remember er have saved.
The site had a strange tagline. Even today, peeple still haven' t figured em the meaning of
Normal Parnter Normal Potpie, Website Dedicated In the Eradication of'
From the sound ifthat, Twasn' t sure whithers was here to watch porn er iff had stumbled
ente seine kind of eugenics program. Hoverer, Twas here new and Iwas very, very
curie's w see what "Normal People" get their rocks off try.
So I scrolled down through the rant and.. -nething. The page didn' t seem link w
anywhere else and Iwas about to leave when I noticed every word of the rant was its ewn
I clicked en ene of them and was sent a white page with a very lang list adlinks-
cent’ (random batters)
I stepped fer a minute and asked myself iff really wanted to waste God knows how much
time clicking randam links that will likely give me a virus that will rape my computer.
I figured I' d just try it far maybe five minutes, just w see came up. I clicked we
ofthe links and was sent to answer page- This page apparently had tatally different URLs
than the last em-
Twas just about to say "fuck this" wheni clicked en the third link and a video download
came up- ft was called "peanut. aii" ft was a video of a man, a weman, and a
deg in a kitchen.
The weman weild make a peanut batter sandwich and the man weild set it dean fer the
deg eat. This was all that happened fer thirty minutes. ft was obvious that the
cameraman had to step filming and wait until the dag was ready to eat again, and the dag
seemed rather sick by the end of the video.
Tknow what yeu' re winking- "What the hell Mes that have m with perm?" I have
clue. I' seen a little ever tery mean 1. -ideos them this site and the majority had no sexual
activity at all.
After watching peanut. avi, I went en a certain image Emil frequent play inline shew
and tell likei always do with weird shit like this. However, sameone already made a thread
about it - sameone who had received the same chain letter I did. The thread get lets of
peeple with nothing better to do than dig Creigh the site, that' s hew I saw ether 1. -ideos.
Most of the tery mean 1. -ideos were very uneventful and consisted talking to the
cameraman in a reem with newing in it but a desk and a few chairs. I mean literally
newing - m furniture er anything en the walls. The whale reem had a very cold, sterile
The were just idle banter about previous jobs er embarrassing childhood
moments. I kept expecting seine kind of discussion about what the people were filming er
what the site was about but, of muse, nothing came up-
Yen would never know these videos had anything w dc with porn if you saw them em of
cente: =: t. I will say ene thing, waugh: the peeple who appeared in these videos were quite
However, the ether 1. -ideos that actually did feature suppose could be called
sexual" is where wings get weird.
I' ll give brief descriptions of the stranger videos- If really eaten ll with curiosity, yen
can try to hunt them down en a terrunt site.
A denominate videa filmed by a hidden camera, in which we see a
repay. rman weaking en a washing machine fer the first two minutes. When
its fixed, the repairman talks to the einer briefly and then leaves. The
owner checks to make sure the repairman is gene and begins lick all ever
the top ofthe washing machine. This gees en far seven minutes.
A video of an obese mime performing his act. It was actually
pretty funny - particularly one part where he pretends to pull up a chair wen
pretends that it breaks due his weight. In the last thirty seconds ofthe
videa, the camera cuts w static briefly and cuts back m the man sobbing
quitely, still wearing the mime outfit and makeup. Seam kind of obscure
A videa in which the cameraman talks m a weman in a reem
different than the "interview reem-" This reem leeks like one yoda find in
a nermal persin' s heme- Exactly where they are is never specified, as
Dianna" only talks about her vielen playing. She abviously plays her
violin, but she keeps getting distracted by something.
I didn' t nitice this until sameone en the image beard thread pointed it out,
bat ifyou look at the mirror in the , you can see a fat man in a
chicken mask masturbating.
Another cameraman videa. This time he' s outside a hause,
talking to another young weman. They talk about caner rides. The camera
meemes em reveal the city streets behind them occasionally. The strange
wing is that m one has been able to identify where this street is. Guesses
have ranged everywhere them Europe m Australia the Phillippines, bat
there' s yet be a match fer the street shewn in the videa.
A denominate videa. The fist five minutes consist of an elderly weman
making em with a mannequin. The videa cuts em like it did in jimme. avi
halfway through and the scene changes to a group of mannequins huddled
together ins circle around the camera. The lights have been dimmed and the
elderly weman is newhere be seen. From this paint en, there is m sound.
A leng videa where a mana ith legs is attempting to break
dance en a DDR mat in what leeks like the kitchen from peabnut. avi, but
much dirtier There' s a radio playing music unseen in the background, but it
stops at the mark when the man collapses en the mat in
He breathes heavily and pleads with sameone let him rest.
This persin becomes terrifyingly enraged and yells at him
keep dancing, which he mes. You can hear this persin begin
scream as the videa ends abruptly.
The weman from dianna. avi is masturbating en a mattress in the "interview
reem," while the man item stamps. avi walks around en his hands while
wearing sense kind of goblin mask. The deer in this room was always
closed in other videos, but new it' s epin.
In this videa, the only light is in the reem and the hallway is dark. Near the
end ofthe video, you can see an animal quickly run through the hallway.
and , the last videa we : useless. avi-
In this videa, a bland weman &ana em of the previous
interview 1. -ideos is tied dom, to a mattress in the "interview reem-" She
attempts to scream, bat her meaw is taped ever. After seven minutes, a man
in a black suit and mask appens the deer but does net enter.
He helds the deer wen for the animal that was running in the hall in the
previous videa- Rs revealed to be an adult chimpanzee, its hair shaved and
its entire body painted red. It seems w be starved and abused, with several
wounds alang its shoulders and back
when the chimp enters the room, the masked man closes the deer behind it.
The chimpanzee sniffs the air far a moment (it may have been blind) and
notices the weman tied m the mattress. It gees inte a frenzy and begins to
maul her- This assault gees en fer a grueling seven minutes until the
weman finally dies. The chimp eats flesh them her elapse far four minutes
and the videa ends.
The thread exploded with activity after this videa was uncovered and peeple discussed it
long inte the night. Wheal came back m the image beard the next day, Ifound the thread
was deleted. I tried to start another ene and the meds banned me- Itried emailing the guy
who sent me the chain letter with the site' s URL, but after sending five message's never
get a residence.
Ihave tried to discuss this website en various sites and get banned . The site
itself was alse deleted about three days after useless. avi was uncovered, likely because
sameone contacted the authorities about it.
The only proof that o: . cana ever existed was a few screencaps
peeple took and 1. -ideos hm the site that peeple saved and uploaded ente torrenting sites.
The mest popular was useless. avi, which fwd its way ente a few gore sites.
Wherever you upload them to, all of the 1. -ideos them o: . cana get
deleted after a while.