time for freedom. . File: KB, 400x307, ] bbe 20 tset airport rises arab americans in front of me drops his cellphone and i pick it up for him r-" Diz} N' t' TOU time for freedom File: KB 400x307 ] bbe 20 tset airport rises arab americans in front of me drops his cellphone and i pick it up him r-" Diz} N' t' TOU
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bbe 20
tset airport
rises arab americans in front of me
drops his cellphone and i pick it up for him
r-" Diz} N' t' TOUCH MY PHINE YOU DIRTY PIG"
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT"
security swarms (lol tsa)
terse glib“ is pissed. screaming in sand speak. waving arms around
rim pulled aside and asked a few questions what did i hear what do I Know etc. give them my cell number
mat,» I was behind him and overheard him talking about bombs on the phone
ehim and he wife are detained
Hind out they were a few weeks away from citizenship
Mind out they were deported due to some tax and citizenship shit from the old country
remit? i sent a guy back home for calling me a dirty pig
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
#11 - YourName
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(06/05/2013) [-]
MFW "sand speak"
MFW "sand speak"
User avatar #26 to #11 - jibb
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(06/05/2013) [-]
How to get thumbs on FJ:

Step 1: Comment what you found funny
Step 2: Add a fitting reaction photo
Step 3: ???
#105 to #26 - anon id: cde6deee
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(06/06/2013) [-]
but how do you profit from this plan?
#79 to #26 - anon id: 91b8489c
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(06/06/2013) [-]
you forgot your reaction picture
User avatar #46 to #11 - stillanonymous
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(06/05/2013) [-]
looks like dwight, sauce?
User avatar #56 to #46 - YourName
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(06/05/2013) [-]
Nope, Bill Hader.

Pretty sure it's from an SNL skit.
User avatar #99 to #56 - akjunker
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(06/06/2013) [-]
But what one?!

haha Bill Hader is a boss.
User avatar #94 to #56 - jewishbastard
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(06/06/2013) [-]
This may seem stupid but i spent the remainder of this song watchin your technicolored dinosaur dance to this...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOrjZugZu6c&feature=player_detailpage&list=RD02HT4qGo-0rk8#t=36s
#151 to #11 - eminempackerfan
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(06/06/2013) [-]
FUNNY AS ****
FUNNY AS ****
User avatar #161 to #11 - IncarceratedNinja
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(06/06/2013) [-]
I think the funniest part of SNL is watching the actors trying not to laugh during the skits
#45 to #11 - vaxidd
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(06/05/2013) [-]
Your name is so blue.
Your name is so blue.
#61 to #45 - YourName
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(06/05/2013) [-]
It's spelled 'YourName'.

I'm sorry
#77 to #11 - snowshark
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(06/06/2013) [-]
Immigrants are easily deported.   
   
But they will be back, and in greater numbers.
Immigrants are easily deported.

But they will be back, and in greater numbers.
User avatar #12 to #11 - bitchplzzz
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(06/05/2013) [-]
DERKA DERKA DERKA DERKA
#18 to #12 - holybronybatman
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(06/05/2013) [-]
Don't forget the secret code
#36 to #18 - sanguinesolitude
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(06/05/2013) [-]
This image has expired
#13 to #12 - anon id: 288518ad
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(06/05/2013) [-]
Mouhamed Jihad
#6 - jsprmp
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(06/05/2013) [-]
But, TSA doesn't do any kind of actual police work, we just screen the luggage and grope you
#73 to #6 - anon id: e12cd794
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(06/05/2013) [-]
HOLD THE **** UP, what do you mean by "we"
#160 to #73 - demoraler
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What do you want him to mean by "we"?

Insert winky face image here since i can't actually comment images yet
#174 to #6 - jsprmp
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(06/06/2013) [-]
140+ thumbs..That was unexpected
I'm currently in the process of finishing the employment process with the TSA, for those who were wondering. They don't do any real "police" work and when **** goes down they just call the actual Airport law Enforcement personal.
#3 - tittylovin
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#22 - ninjabadger
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(06/05/2013) [-]
That's what you get for being a rude ass bitch.
User avatar #58 - mrgoodlove
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(06/05/2013) [-]
"screaming in sand speak"
We're gonna need Sherlock Holmes to find the **** I just lost
#49 - elitechristovsky **User deleted account**
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User avatar #65 - psychosamm
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(06/05/2013) [-]
I find it pretty hilarious that he wanted to become a citizen when he can't even stand an american trying to be nice and pick up his phone for him. If you're gonna be a cunt to people do it in your homeland.
#80 to #65 - anon id: 91b8489c
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right, because it's impossible that the OP looked like he was going to steal the phone, and the arab acted accordingly.

oh wait, FunnyJunk. forgot.

****** ****** ****** racist comment.
green thumbs.
User avatar #135 to #80 - Laddie
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(06/06/2013) [-]
Yes, I'm sure that he would want to steal a phone.

Surrounded by thousands of people.

With cameras watching him from every angle.

But yes, I'm sure your story is much more believable.
#143 to #135 - anon id: 91b8489c
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(06/06/2013) [-]
I didn't say he was trying to steal a phone.
I said he may have LOOKED like he was trying to steal a phone.

reading comprehension, broseph
#155 to #143 - anon id: 63b5d5d4
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(06/06/2013) [-]
Go pound sand, assclown
#86 to #80 - anon id: d3d7bdbd
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(06/06/2013) [-]
>Americans needing to steal phones
>trying to steal anything in an airport

Yeah, it's a perfectly reasonable conclusion.
#102 to #86 - anon id: 91b8489c
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>ugly beta faggot /b/tard scrambling to grab a dropped phone because he wants to show off to females how great of a guy he is
>ends up looking like a retarded thief in an airport
>Arab calls him a pig for trying to steal his phone
>autistic /b/tard responds "uh.. did.. did .. umm.. bomb?"
>TSA freaks out
>*************
#118 to #102 - anon id: 63b5d5d4
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(06/06/2013) [-]
Found the sand ******!!
#128 to #118 - anon id: 91b8489c
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(06/06/2013) [-]
I'm north korean, faggot
#148 to #128 - amonomous
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(06/06/2013) [-]
0/10
#9 - oosskkyy
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(06/05/2013) [-]
'Murica
'Murica
#17 to #9 - anon id: 53bcba36
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(06/05/2013) [-]
im pretty sure that tank is russian
#25 to #17 - pickausere
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(06/05/2013) [-]
it sure is a russian tank
#48 to #9 - anon id: 6f148cd7
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(06/05/2013) [-]
That is a Russian tank...
#114 to #9 - anon id: d17fdcdf
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(06/06/2013) [-]
That's a Russian tank.
#150 to #9 - amonomous
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but that is a Russian tank
#152 to #9 - anon id: 0cf617b9
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(06/06/2013) [-]
Hey, that's a Russian tank
#153 to #9 - anon id: 0cf617b9
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(06/06/2013) [-]
bro come on that's a russian tank
#154 to #9 - amonomous
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User avatar #165 to #9 - rsca
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You mean "Mother Russia" right? Because you realize that's a new T-90M flying in the air and shooting ****.. "murica".. oh you are the exact reason the U.S. is looked down upon.
#167 to #9 - oosskkyy
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hey, did you know this happens to be a t90? a Russian tank.
#144 to #9 - oosskkyy
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(06/06/2013) [-]
hey y'all, this is a Russian tank, i believe the T90R?
#57 to #9 - spetsnazvymple
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(06/05/2013) [-]
hurray for the T90R
#84 to #9 - megajumboshrimp
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(06/06/2013) [-]
Ironic because that is a Russian tank
User avatar #1 - henryfordthegod
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(06/05/2013) [-]
united states of america is the best country in the world California is the best state in the

united states of america
#34 to #1 - angelodlt
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(06/05/2013) [-]
The fact that you got that many read thumbs, for representing California   
Son you are disappoint
The fact that you got that many read thumbs, for representing California
Son you are disappoint
User avatar #39 to #1 - ninjapuppies
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(06/05/2013) [-]
As a resident of California I can say that it's okay.
#24 to #1 - DCat
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(06/05/2013) [-]
>California
>Best state in the US
>mfw
User avatar #23 to #1 - eldinarcus
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(06/05/2013) [-]
California is where the dirty skanks and weed fags live.
#29 to #23 - anon id: a15d19a3
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#32 to #23 - angelodlt
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Yeah man, **** arnold schwarzenegger and Ronald Reagan !
User avatar #74 to #32 - angelodlt
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(06/05/2013) [-]
People cant take ******* joke can they?
#146 to #74 - anon id: 91b8489c
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(06/06/2013) [-]
honestly, no.
FunnyJunk is legit retarded.
#8 to #1 - samoaspider
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(06/05/2013) [-]
**** yo ****
**** yo ****
#10 to #8 - anon id: bdc98d17
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(06/05/2013) [-]
You just cut away Florida jack ass.
#16 to #10 - dwarfman
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(06/05/2013) [-]
>Implying that's a bad thing
User avatar #4 to #1 - thewizardsage
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(06/05/2013) [-]
Don't you mean COMMIEfornia?
#132 to #4 - yourmomisaslut
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(06/06/2013) [-]
people hate california?
User avatar #5 to #4 - henryfordthegod
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(06/05/2013) [-]
no bear
#27 - chetubetcha
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(06/05/2013) [-]
Reading this felt great dude.
Reading this felt great dude.