time for freedom. . File: KB, 400x307, ] bbe 20 tset airport rises arab americans in front of me drops his cellphone and i pick it up for him r-" Diz} N' t' TOU
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time for freedom

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bbe 20
tset airport
rises arab americans in front of me
drops his cellphone and i pick it up for him
r-" Diz} N' t' TOUCH MY PHINE YOU DIRTY PIG"
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT"
security swarms (lol tsa)
terse glib“ is pissed. screaming in sand speak. waving arms around
rim pulled aside and asked a few questions what did i hear what do I Know etc. give them my cell number
mat,» I was behind him and overheard him talking about bombs on the phone
ehim and he wife are detained
Hind out they were a few weeks away from citizenship
Mind out they were deported due to some tax and citizenship **** from the old country
remit? i sent a guy back home for calling me a dirty pig
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Submitted: 06/05/2013
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User avatar #65 - psychosamm (06/05/2013) [-]
I find it pretty hilarious that he wanted to become a citizen when he can't even stand an american trying to be nice and pick up his phone for him. If you're gonna be a cunt to people do it in your homeland.
#80 to #65 - anon (06/06/2013) [-]
right, because it's impossible that the OP looked like he was going to steal the phone, and the arab acted accordingly.

oh wait, FunnyJunk. forgot.

****** ****** ****** racist comment.
green thumbs.
#86 to #80 - anon (06/06/2013) [-]
>Americans needing to steal phones
>trying to steal anything in an airport

Yeah, it's a perfectly reasonable conclusion.
#102 to #86 - anon (06/06/2013) [-]
>ugly beta faggot /b/tard scrambling to grab a dropped phone because he wants to show off to females how great of a guy he is
>ends up looking like a retarded thief in an airport
>Arab calls him a pig for trying to steal his phone
>autistic /b/tard responds "uh.. did.. did .. umm.. bomb?"
>TSA freaks out
> *************
#118 to #102 - anon (06/06/2013) [-]
Found the sand ****** !!
#128 to #118 - anon (06/06/2013) [-]
I'm north korean, faggot
#148 to #128 - amonomous (06/06/2013) [-]
0/10
User avatar #135 to #80 - Laddie (06/06/2013) [-]
Yes, I'm sure that he would want to steal a phone.

Surrounded by thousands of people.

With cameras watching him from every angle.

But yes, I'm sure your story is much more believable.
#143 to #135 - anon (06/06/2013) [-]
I didn't say he was trying to steal a phone.
I said he may have LOOKED like he was trying to steal a phone.

reading comprehension, broseph
#155 to #143 - anon (06/06/2013) [-]
Go pound sand, assclown
#6 - jsprmp (06/05/2013) [-]
But, TSA doesn't do any kind of actual police work, we just screen the luggage and grope you
#174 to #6 - jsprmp (06/06/2013) [-]
140+ thumbs..That was unexpected
I'm currently in the process of finishing the employment process with the TSA, for those who were wondering. They don't do any real "police" work and when **** goes down they just call the actual Airport law Enforcement personal.
#73 to #6 - anon (06/05/2013) [-]
HOLD THE **** UP, what do you mean by "we"
#160 to #73 - demoraler (06/06/2013) [-]
What do you want him to mean by "we"?

Insert winky face image here since i can't actually comment images yet
#11 - YourName (06/05/2013) [-]
MFW "sand speak"
MFW "sand speak"
User avatar #46 to #11 - stillanonymous (06/05/2013) [-]
looks like dwight, sauce?
User avatar #56 to #46 - YourName (06/05/2013) [-]
Nope, Bill Hader.

Pretty sure it's from an SNL skit.
User avatar #99 to #56 - akjunker (06/06/2013) [-]
But what one?!

haha Bill Hader is a boss.
User avatar #94 to #56 - jewishbastard (06/06/2013) [-]
This may seem stupid but i spent the remainder of this song watchin your technicolored dinosaur dance to this...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOrjZugZu6c&feature=player_detailpage&list=RD02HT4qGo-0rk8#t=36s
#151 to #11 - eminempackerfan (06/06/2013) [-]
FUNNY AS 			****
FUNNY AS ****
User avatar #161 to #11 - IncarceratedNinja (06/06/2013) [-]
I think the funniest part of SNL is watching the actors trying not to laugh during the skits
User avatar #26 to #11 - jibb (06/05/2013) [-]
How to get thumbs on FJ:

Step 1: Comment what you found funny
Step 2: Add a fitting reaction photo
Step 3: ???
#79 to #26 - anon (06/06/2013) [-]
you forgot your reaction picture
#105 to #26 - anon (06/06/2013) [-]
but how do you profit from this plan?
#45 to #11 - vaxidd (06/05/2013) [-]
Your name is so blue.
Your name is so blue.
#61 to #45 - YourName (06/05/2013) [-]
It's spelled 'YourName'.

I'm sorry
User avatar #12 to #11 - bitchplzzz (06/05/2013) [-]
DERKA DERKA DERKA DERKA
#18 to #12 - holybronybatman (06/05/2013) [-]
Don't forget the secret code
#13 to #12 - anon (06/05/2013) [-]
Mouhamed Jihad
#77 to #11 - snowshark (06/06/2013) [-]
Immigrants are easily deported.   
   
But they will be back, and in greater numbers.
Immigrants are easily deported.

But they will be back, and in greater numbers.
User avatar #58 - mrgoodlove (06/05/2013) [-]
"screaming in sand speak"
We're gonna need Sherlock Holmes to find the **** I just lost
#22 - ninjabadger ONLINE (06/05/2013) [-]
That's what you get for being a rude ass bitch.
#81 - seymourtets (06/06/2013) [-]
"sand speak"
"sand speak"
#71 - thatguythatlaughs (06/05/2013) [-]
>sand speak
+57
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#115 - champaigne (06/06/2013) [-]
Moral of the story. Don't be an asshat to strangers
Moral of the story. Don't be an asshat to strangers
#134 to #115 - yuukoku (06/06/2013) [-]
This image has expired
Don't **** with strangers.
+88
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#51 - elmoose **User deleted account** (06/05/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#67 - mattdoggy (06/05/2013) [-]
I know i should be ashamed of this   
but i am filled with nothing but pride   
If anyone needs me i'll be saluting the stars and stripes for the next three hours with my raging patriotic erection
I know i should be ashamed of this
but i am filled with nothing but pride
If anyone needs me i'll be saluting the stars and stripes for the next three hours with my raging patriotic erection
User avatar #107 to #67 - ihaveakeyboard (06/06/2013) [-]
I could have sworn you were going to use the .gif with the eagle as the man's erection
#78 to #67 - neoexdeath ONLINE (06/06/2013) [-]
O say can you see by the dawn's early light,
What so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last gleaming,
Whose broad stripes and bright stars through the perilous fight,
O'er the ramparts we watched, were so gallantly streaming?
And the rockets' red glare, the bombs bursting in air,
Gave proof through the night that our flag was still there;
O say does that star-spangled banner yet wave,
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave?
User avatar #66 - iloverapingmen (06/05/2013) [-]
I used to think racial profiling was a myth.

Until my Arab ass forgot to shave that one day and got hassled by the TSA.
#158 to #66 - anon (06/06/2013) [-]
I'm a chick and I know our urgent need to shave...
#113 - PickleBall (06/06/2013) [-]
>timeforfreedom.jpg
>mffw
#9 - oosskkyy (06/05/2013) [-]
'Murica
'Murica
#150 to #9 - amonomous (06/06/2013) [-]
Correct me if I'm wrong, but that is a Russian tank
#152 to #9 - anon (06/06/2013) [-]
Hey, that's a Russian tank
#153 to #9 - anon (06/06/2013) [-]
bro come on that's a russian tank
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#154 to #9 - amonomous has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #165 to #9 - rsca (06/06/2013) [-]
You mean "Mother Russia" right? Because you realize that's a new T-90M flying in the air and shooting **** .. "murica".. oh you are the exact reason the U.S. is looked down upon.
#167 to #9 - oosskkyy (06/06/2013) [-]
hey, did you know this happens to be a t90? a Russian tank.
#114 to #9 - anon (06/06/2013) [-]
That's a Russian tank.
#144 to #9 - oosskkyy (06/06/2013) [-]
hey y'all, this is a Russian tank, i believe the T90R?
#57 to #9 - spetsnazvymple (06/05/2013) [-]
hurray for the T90R
#84 to #9 - megajumboshrimp (06/06/2013) [-]
Ironic because that is a Russian tank
#48 to #9 - anon (06/05/2013) [-]
That is a Russian tank...
#17 to #9 - anon (06/05/2013) [-]
im pretty sure that tank is russian
#25 to #17 - pickausere (06/05/2013) [-]
it sure is a russian tank
#27 - chetubetcha (06/05/2013) [-]
Reading this felt great dude.
Reading this felt great dude.
#147 to #141 - Ulmer (06/06/2013) [-]
In a cosmic sort of way, yes.
#140 - hairysmellyanus ONLINE (06/06/2013) [-]
We're going to liberate the **** out of you guys.
Sincerely, Murrica.
PS. We are gonna borrow some oil.
#127 - bleeduntildeath (06/06/2013) [-]
the sand people will return... and in greater numbers
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