Mind Hacks?. .. I wouldn't remember what i had for lunch 3 days ago anyways... adas
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#16 - lordfluffs (06/04/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I wouldn't remember what i had for lunch 3 days ago anyways...
#5 - xfrankie (06/04/2013) [+] (1 reply)
they write either their name, or, well...
#7 - fragman ONLINE (06/04/2013) [+] (3 replies)
me being the usual smartass
#32 - residentblackman (06/04/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Jokes on you, I didn't eat lunch three days ago!
#30 - wavydonmorgs (06/04/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Did the soviet gaurds not realise he went into East Berlin with a bike and returned without a bike?
#25 - anonymous (06/04/2013) [+] (3 replies)
How did he fit bicycles into a bag of sand without the guards finding it?
User avatar #27 to #25 - themastertroller (06/04/2013) [-]
im sorry there's no way to find out if you're joking or not
User avatar #96 - deathcampforjewtie (06/05/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I tried the first one.
I got a job with a drug cartel, and I've been shipping cocaine between the U.S. and Mexico.
Every day, I fashion a crude Honda Civic entirely from cocaine.
I drive it into Mexico with a bicycle strapped to my back.
The police kept asking about the bicycle, and failed to notice that my vehicle was entirely made of a highly illegal drug.
Works every time.
#1 - RabbidRabbits (06/04/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I can't even remember what I had for dinner last night.
I can't even remember what I had for dinner last night.
#92 - gktubr (06/05/2013) [-]
mfw the bonus tip
#56 - squidwardsuckseggs (06/04/2013) [-]
I had 3 lunches, which one ?
#8 - winterguy (06/04/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I used walk into.. when I was buying alcohol underaged. I came to counter, she asked how old I was.. I said 18 (legal age) and when she asked for ID, without any strugle I handed her my ID (I was 16).. She gave me the alcohol every time.. They dont bother count your age, since you dont get them reason to ;)
#109 - wegotabadasshere (06/05/2013) [-]
Give someone a pen and paper and ask them to write anything.   
Most of the time, they'll be clever little 						*****					 and literally write "anything."
Give someone a pen and paper and ask them to write anything.
Most of the time, they'll be clever little ***** and literally write "anything."
#50 - thahobomaster (06/04/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Actually I would just write out "anything"
#26 - mardyardybum (06/04/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I asked my other half to right anything on a piece of paper and he literally wrote 'anything'
#108 - pvtdancer (06/05/2013) [-]
Haha I didn't break a glaze, it was easy, I ate sand for lunch, as do i everyday so haha you lose
#103 - Lambda ONLINE (06/05/2013) [-]
First one is no joke. I once had the cops search my dorm room (for no reason at all). They saw my mason jar filled with dried spearmint leaves, they opened it, sniffed it, dug around it, asked me why I had it, then seemed to accept that it was only spearmint. They said I wasn't the man they were looking for and left. Didn't look in any drawers or cabinets. I didn't have anything illegal, but I could have and they never would have found it.
User avatar #95 - rikuru (06/05/2013) [+] (1 reply)
WHY
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User avatar #97 to #95 - ieatyououtaldaylon (06/05/2013) [-]
Welcome to funnyjunk.
#84 - cthumoo (06/05/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Where was I 3 days ago? where was I yesterday?

nevermind lunch...
#6 - drakthaal (06/04/2013) [-]
that street is in norway not berlin i recognise both the street name and building.
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