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FML. i hope you liked it <br /> SWEET JEEBUS CHRIST FRONT PAGE ON MY FIRST POST <br /> SHOOP DA WOOP =D=D=D=D=D=D=D. so you think that year Wife suc

i hope you liked it <br />
SWEET JEEBUS CHRIST FRONT PAGE ON MY FIRST POST <br />
SHOOP DA WOOP =D=D=D=D=D=D=D

so you think that year Wife sucks? that it' s the mest boring
piece of vibe shit that has every existed? I scoff at
you. Let me you about a day in my Wife.
Every day I wake up, and I myserf "I' m ready". I wake up
and I aleays fool myserf with false ho es. I get ready
and I Weave my house at the mest uneed y hours of the
merning, to get to work early, where I iss my boss' s ass in
the hopes of getting a promotion.
marning I say (rye cheerful; y my Ewe
neeg ers, t at t t in I' m a suns ine an a piness.
God they are the biggest idiots en the face of this p anet.
You know these peep e whe think the 're artsy and cool,
they Week dawn en ether people a W the time? That' s ene of
neighbors. The ether ene is - and I shit you net -
t e hugest dumbass that has ever existed. The guy is such an
idiet that he practically Wives under a rock.
As I head werk - walking, I may add, I never get a License
because my stu id teacher wen' t Wet me pass my test - I
say t is reawwy hot chick that I know I' WW never"
have the smallest chance in Wife of fucking. But damn,
she' s hot. She' s get this tight Wittwe ass that turns me en
Wike nobody' s business {She' s a martial artist, and I ask
her for Wesson' s in the hape' s of getting seme), a cute
Wittwe southern accent that makes me want fuck her brains
out.
Anyway, I get werk, which is a fucking crustiness Wittwe
fast- eed pwace, where I' m the cook. My ess is
incredibly greedy, practically a jew, and treats me Wike a
idce of shit. He has a daughter' whe' s an idiet tee. You
new those chicks whe are fucking whales, but think that
they' re the shit? Yeah, that' s her.
so I stay at work fer mest of my day, ho daydreaming
about being sameone important in the wer d. I cook
pretty wew , the pwace gets fialed up mest of the time,
I get paid minimum wage by my boss, when I' m the ene
that practically gets the customers cemo here. My artsy
neigh er werks re tee, he' s the cashier, but he' s a
tetas dumbass, I oraly tawk him try and piss him off.
I go home after' work, tired and dejected at the utter
it"'""""" of my Wife, but smiking nonetheless at anybody
Weeks my way, to make them think that I' m happy. I never' have
dates, obviously, when I get home, I pretty much
just go to sit down en the couch with my pet snarl, Gary, and
watch TV while eating a fucking krabby patty.
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