Oh you, silly fedex pilots. . After every’ flight, FEDEX pilots fill out a form. known as a "gripe sheet" to tell mechanix about problems with the aircraft. The
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Oh you, silly fedex pilots

After every’ flight, FEDEX pilots fill out a form. known
as a "gripe sheet" to tell mechanix about problems
with the aircraft. The mechanics fix the problem, and
then document their repairs on the form.
Here are some actual maintenance problems submitted
by the pilots {marked with a "P") and the. solutions
recorded f marked by an "s' yhy maintenance
engineers. who by the way have a sense of humor:
Pt Left inside main the almost needs replacement.
SP. Left inside with tire almost replaced.
Pt Test flight DIE, except dutchland very rough.
S: Dutchland not installed on this aircraft,,
P: Something loose in cockpit
Slr, Something tightened in cockpit
Pt Dead bugs on windshield
5: Live bugs on back order.
in Auto pilot in mode produces a 200
feet per minute descent.
St can' t reproduce problem on the ground.
Pt Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.
Slr, Evidence removed,
Pt DME volume unbelievably loud.
S: DIME volume set more believable level.
Pt Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.
S: That' s what friction locks are for.
P: IFF inoperative in OFF mode.
S: IFF always Inoperative in OFF mode.
P: Suspect crack In windshield.
S: Suspect: vou' re rights
Pt Number 3 engine missing.
5: Engine found on rightwing after brief search.
in Aircraft handles funny.
tip. Aircraft warned to straighten use fty right and
be serious.
in Target radar bums.
S: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics.
in Mouse in cockpit
S: Cat installed in cockpit.
Pr, Noise coming from under instrument panel.
Sounds like a midget pounding on something
with a hammer.
S: Took hammer away from midget.
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User avatar #8 - keiishiyama (06/04/2013) [-]
I must have three versions of this on my favorites list already, but goddammit, it's one of the funniest reposts all the time.
#67 to #8 - Rascal (06/04/2013) [-]
Really? Because I can't see the humor in this.
Some smart ass idiot isn't doing his job.
#88 to #67 - Rascal (06/04/2013) [-]
Hurr durr, i'm anon, i'm a filthy neckbeard that doesn't know what he's talking about. hurrrrrr.
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User avatar #65 to #5 - debramster (06/04/2013) [-]
What episode is this from?
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User avatar #69 to #68 - debramster (06/04/2013) [-]
You really did not know after seeing jeremy clarksons face that it was top gear?

lol
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#81 to #70 - Rascal (06/04/2013) [-]
You shall die a horrible and morbid death, may an eagle rape you.
#23 - beerholder ONLINE (06/04/2013) [-]
I love aviation humor:   
   
The propeller in front of the plane is nothing but a giant fan keeping the pilot cool. You can see that when the propeller stops, the pilot begins to sweat   
   
Helicopters can't fly. But they are so ugly that the earth rejects them.   
   
There were more, but I can't remember them...
I love aviation humor:

The propeller in front of the plane is nothing but a giant fan keeping the pilot cool. You can see that when the propeller stops, the pilot begins to sweat

Helicopters can't fly. But they are so ugly that the earth rejects them.

There were more, but I can't remember them...
User avatar #9 - catbob (06/04/2013) [-]
i wish there were more of these
User avatar #13 to #9 - ruebezahl (06/04/2013) [-]
Not so difficult to make them up yourself.

P: Altimeter not working
S: Made sure altimeter got a job

P: Nearly crash landed this time
S: Ensured that next time it will not be nearly

P: Left rudder gave me serious trouble today
S: Next time it will give you humorous trouble

And so on and so on...
User avatar #55 to #13 - psykobear (06/04/2013) [-]
P: Seat rumbles during take-off, and stops once airborn.
S: Seat now rumbles all the time

P: Loose screw in left-top vent.
S: Screwdriver in right-side pocket

P: Engine 2 overheating
S: Provided with plenty of water and an umbrella
User avatar #102 to #13 - catbob (06/05/2013) [-]
You are awesome and should feel awesome
#34 - wooyoungkim (06/04/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure this is the main reason why Tom Hanks ended up spending years in a desert island with a volleyball as his butt-buddy.
#48 to #34 - dok (06/04/2013) [-]
Dont be a bitch, Wilson is awesome.
#42 - axlebacon (06/04/2013) [-]
that last one
that last one
User avatar #49 to #42 - adiseasedocean (06/04/2013) [-]
Source? I know its rooster teeth but from what video/
User avatar #50 to #49 - axlebacon (06/04/2013) [-]
i wanna know the same thing! just found the gif on the innanets
#89 - poniesareghey (06/04/2013) [-]
And then the next flight the plane crashed


It was totally lulz though
#61 - zapgod (06/04/2013) [-]
i work at FedEx!
User avatar #72 to #71 - zapgod (06/04/2013) [-]
im at the Indianapolis Hub, wbu?
User avatar #73 to #72 - tankerdude (06/04/2013) [-]
same
User avatar #74 to #73 - zapgod (06/04/2013) [-]
thats cool, I'm in outbound
User avatar #76 to #74 - tankerdude (06/04/2013) [-]
ditto
#78 to #76 - milkwasabadchoice (06/04/2013) [-]
you guys are quite a pair. enjoy this greentext i had lying around
User avatar #80 to #76 - zapgod (06/04/2013) [-]
slide?
User avatar #82 to #80 - tankerdude (06/04/2013) [-]
7/8
User avatar #103 to #82 - zapgod (06/05/2013) [-]
cool, I'll se you around but I wont know it ha, and NEITHER will you!!!
User avatar #6 - gobnick (06/04/2013) [-]
seriously? it's like pilot #9 is retarded
pilot:"it doesn't work anymore when i set it to off"
maintenance crew:"....... ********************** .jpg"
User avatar #53 to #6 - twi (06/04/2013) [-]
I think it means when he turns it off it won't turn back on
User avatar #19 - nicoquitemad (06/04/2013) [-]
This comment section needs more midgets with hammers.
#64 - fukyeahraptorr (06/04/2013) [-]
I do want more of this
#62 - Monopolus (06/04/2013) [-]
Dat IFF pilot.
User avatar #3 - deescalation ONLINE (06/04/2013) [-]
We've had pilots complain about things not working while in the "OFF" position before. "Yeah chief, I don't know what's wrong, it's in the "OFFicial" position"
#47 - iliealot (06/04/2013) [-]
if only this was real
#39 - robertolee (06/04/2013) [-]
Straighten up and fly right.
User avatar #36 - jtwagner (06/04/2013) [-]
I think every time I see this it's a new company. The first time I saw it it was fedex, then UPS, then the air force, then United Airlines.
User avatar #51 to #36 - skyrimturtles (06/04/2013) [-]
WELL FANCY SEEING YOU HERE
User avatar #104 to #51 - jtwagner (06/05/2013) [-]
Hows it going?
User avatar #16 - pfccross ONLINE (06/04/2013) [-]
lost it at the last one
User avatar #12 - dedaluminus (06/04/2013) [-]
Last time I saw this, it was about the airforce. Which is why target radar is mentioned.
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