Oh you, silly fedex pilots. . After every’ flight, FEDEX pilots fill out a form. known as a "gripe sheet" to tell mechanix about problems with the aircraft. The
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Oh you, silly fedex pilots

After every’ flight, FEDEX pilots fill out a form. known
as a "gripe sheet" to tell mechanix about problems
with the aircraft. The mechanics fix the problem, and
then document their repairs on the form.
Here are some actual maintenance problems submitted
by the pilots {marked with a "P") and the. solutions
recorded f marked by an "s' yhy maintenance
engineers. who by the way have a sense of humor:
Pt Left inside main the almost needs replacement.
SP. Left inside with tire almost replaced.
Pt Test flight DIE, except dutchland very rough.
S: Dutchland not installed on this aircraft,,
P: Something loose in cockpit
Slr, Something tightened in cockpit
Pt Dead bugs on windshield
5: Live bugs on back order.
in Auto pilot in mode produces a 200
feet per minute descent.
St can' t reproduce problem on the ground.
Pt Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.
Slr, Evidence removed,
Pt DME volume unbelievably loud.
S: DIME volume set more believable level.
Pt Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.
S: That' s what friction locks are for.
P: IFF inoperative in OFF mode.
S: IFF always Inoperative in OFF mode.
P: Suspect crack In windshield.
S: Suspect: vou' re rights
Pt Number 3 engine missing.
5: Engine found on rightwing after brief search.
in Aircraft handles funny.
tip. Aircraft warned to straighten use fty right and
be serious.
in Target radar bums.
S: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics.
in Mouse in cockpit
S: Cat installed in cockpit.
Pr, Noise coming from under instrument panel.
Sounds like a midget pounding on something
with a hammer.
S: Took hammer away from midget.
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User avatar #8 - keiishiyama (06/04/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I must have three versions of this on my favorites list already, but goddammit, it's one of the funniest reposts all the time.
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#23 - beerholder ONLINE (06/04/2013) [-]
I love aviation humor:   
   
The propeller in front of the plane is nothing but a giant fan keeping the pilot cool. You can see that when the propeller stops, the pilot begins to sweat   
   
Helicopters can't fly. But they are so ugly that the earth rejects them.   
   
There were more, but I can't remember them...
I love aviation humor:

The propeller in front of the plane is nothing but a giant fan keeping the pilot cool. You can see that when the propeller stops, the pilot begins to sweat

Helicopters can't fly. But they are so ugly that the earth rejects them.

There were more, but I can't remember them...
#37 - funnyjunkforlife (06/04/2013) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #9 - catbob (06/04/2013) [+] (3 replies)
i wish there were more of these
#34 - wooyoungkim (06/04/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I'm pretty sure this is the main reason why Tom Hanks ended up spending years in a desert island with a volleyball as his butt-buddy.
#42 - axlebacon (06/04/2013) [+] (2 replies)
that last one
that last one
#24 - betterguygreg (06/04/2013) [+] (11 replies)
This is as believable as those text message screenshots.
#25 to #24 - checkprofile (06/04/2013) [-]
glad you enjoyed it
glad you enjoyed it
#89 - poniesareghey (06/04/2013) [-]
And then the next flight the plane crashed


It was totally lulz though
#61 - zapgod (06/04/2013) [+] (10 replies)
i work at FedEx!
User avatar #6 - gobnick (06/04/2013) [+] (1 reply)
seriously? it's like pilot #9 is retarded
pilot:"it doesn't work anymore when i set it to off"
maintenance crew:"....... ********************** .jpg"
User avatar #19 - nicoquitemad (06/04/2013) [-]
This comment section needs more midgets with hammers.
User avatar #3 - deescalation (06/04/2013) [-]
We've had pilots complain about things not working while in the "OFF" position before. "Yeah chief, I don't know what's wrong, it's in the "OFFicial" position"
#64 - fukyeahraptorr (06/04/2013) [-]
I do want more of this
#62 - Monopolus (06/04/2013) [-]
Dat IFF pilot.
#54 - shoryuken (06/04/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#39 - robertolee (06/04/2013) [-]
Straighten up and fly right.
User avatar #36 - jtwagner (06/04/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I think every time I see this it's a new company. The first time I saw it it was fedex, then UPS, then the air force, then United Airlines.
#20 - optimussum (06/04/2013) [-]
I've never seen this before so now my screen has been doused in milk and snot
I've never seen this before so now my screen has been doused in milk and snot
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