All of Bart Simpsons Chalkboard Quotes. .. did not read, but thumbed up cuz' of reason
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All of Bart Simpsons Chalkboard Quotes

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Submitted: 06/02/2013
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#2 - milankohoutek (06/02/2013) [-]
did not read, but thumbed up cuz' of reason
#5 - dashgamer (06/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#4 - theavatarspupil (06/03/2013) [-]
I.... I read them all........ALL OF THEM! THESE ARE FANTASTIC!
I.... I read them all........ALL OF THEM! THESE ARE FANTASTIC!
#16 - puntsik (06/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Best ones for me:
"World war II could not beat world war I"
"It's 'facebook' not 'assbook'."
"Nobody reads these anymore"
"four leaf clovers are not mutant freaks"
"teacher was not dumped, it was mutual"
"I will not sell school property"
"I will not draw naked ladies in class"
"My butt does not deserve a website"
"there was no roman god named Fartacus"
User avatar #7 - blarghagh ONLINE (06/03/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I actually like Futurama more than the Simpsons.
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#17 - offodd (06/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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User avatar #21 - redstonealchemist (06/03/2013) [-]
but... bart IS his long lost twin brother! remember? bart is the evil twin
User avatar #15 - Just Another Guy (06/03/2013) [-]
'When i slept in class, it was not to help leo dicaprio'

Kinda stood out, I'd love to try use that excuse sometime ;D
User avatar #25 - thereanoobly (06/11/2013) [-]
i read all of this...im proud
User avatar #3 - Scorchtwentyfour (06/03/2013) [-]
My reasoning for adding this to my favorites is that I might one day in the future possibly read this. Odds of this happening, 1 in a million.
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