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how /b/ wants to die

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User avatar #8 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (06/02/2013) [+] (21 replies)
But..but..but..I like Ron Paul!
User avatar #1 - masterfuck (06/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Lost it so hard at "Ron Paul 2004"
User avatar #44 - apellon (06/03/2013) [+] (2 replies)
-Go to store
-get 5 milks (Gallons)
-once you're at the register drop them so they bust all over the floor
-make it look like an accident
-Shoot self in head

-there are children present
#100 - biggrand (06/03/2013) [+] (6 replies)
You will need a blue bathrobe, a journal/ notebook (preferably a fancy looking one), a yellow beanie that will not slip off your scalp, a silver sword (go as cheap as you can, coldsteel makes some of these cheap)
> write in notebook"I believe I may have found the correct formula for the spell I am developing. With it, I will be able to travel great distances without the need to pay others for the service.
If all goes well, I will test out the new spell tomorrow. I believe I have worked out all of the possible complications. It will allow me to leap great distances, covering many hundreds of miles. Never before has one been able to travel in this manner: vaulting from the ground, sailing through the sky, all without that terrible disorientation of a spell of flying.
The time is almost upon me. My research is finished, and all of my calculations are checked and rechecked. They laughed at me when I suggested this. We'll see who laughs after I leap to the top of their towers and scream out my success."
> stand on top of tall building near lake or ocean wearing those items and carrying the sword and journal
> wait until tourist can be spotted coming your way
> jump

Bonus points:
> the person actually reads the journal
> person dosent loot your clothing
> person gets killed by native animal
#3 - anonymous (06/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Hold my beer
#126 - babbylicious (06/03/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Done, with extra credit.

User avatar #47 - ctenop (06/03/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Here's what I'd do, and relatively low cost
>Get Razor or piano wire (razor is better), pills, poster, glue and a high building.
>Overdose on my sumatriptan, it's a sulphagen, so it turns your blood green/black in high doses
>go to roof of said high building
>make a noose, stick head in it (duh)
>Staple/attach note to you saying "We have arrived"
>superglue hands to head, over the wire.
>Jump off building.
The razor wire will cut of your head, and it will look like you ripped your own head off, and bled dark green/black blood.

Bonus points
Carve the message into your skin
Create a cavity in your chest, looking like an alien came out of it or something.
Write in an alien/satanic way on your, or be holding the satanic bible etc
Put electrodes on body so you twitch extra violently on the ground

#113 - vorrundenaus ONLINE (06/03/2013) [-]
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User avatar #110 - bowler (06/03/2013) [+] (9 replies)
why blanks?
#141 to #138 - coma (06/03/2013) [-]
That statement immediately lets me know YOU are a piece of **** .
User avatar #2 - drynix (06/02/2013) [+] (8 replies)
**drynix rolls 55,262** Still waiting till the day I actually see this happen. If I am 80 (or rolled quints) and no one has done it yet it means I am the chosen one. Old man in fursuit ftw!
#149 - Rockaman (06/03/2013) [-]
To make this really boss, put on the Space Jam theme on your car radio at full volume!
#46 - bennyray (06/03/2013) [+] (2 replies)
What the **** is a riffle?
#79 to #46 - anonymous (06/03/2013) [-]
It's a fyreerm fired from the shoulder with a gruved barl
#43 - fuckyosixtyminutes (06/03/2013) [+] (2 replies)
No no no no no. This is the best way.

- Get some Kra-ZEE glue and piano wire

- Tie wire around neck

- Find a ledge

- Give yourself plenty of slack in the wire

- Glue hands to face, heel of your hand under your chin

- Leap

The wire will slice through your neck, causing you to hit the ground with a severed head which is glued to your hands. Whoever finds you will think you pulled your own head off.
User avatar #67 to #43 - Sethorein (06/03/2013) [-]
we've all seen that content...
#130 - anonymous (06/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
**anonymous rolls 33** shrek em
#132 - anonymous (06/03/2013) [-]
>Get a guillotine and a catapult that can be fired by cutting a rope.
>Set up catapult and guillotine so the basket is under your head.
>Aim catapult at nearest city.
>Put head and rope through guillotine.
>Trigger guillotine.
>Guillotine cuts through neck and rope.
>Head flies into city.
#124 - bazda (06/03/2013) [-]
For more on this topic, google "how to kill yourself like a man, by maddox."
User avatar #133 - doodogger (06/03/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it "the terminator". First I crouch down in the shower in the classic "naked terminator traveling through time" pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.

Anyone else?
#144 to #133 - zhooker (06/03/2013) [-]
Only problem is I read this several times in several other places already.
User avatar #121 - camerel (06/03/2013) [-]
Ive always thought skydiving naked without a parashoot into a football stadium during the super bowl would be pretty sweet
#23 - anonymous (06/03/2013) [+] (49 replies)
**anonymous rolls 001,775**
User avatar #45 to #23 - jacksipian (06/03/2013) [-]
**jacksipian rolls 924,216** take mine
User avatar #16 - Snookbone (06/02/2013) [-]
"...parasailing through the dessert".

Photoshoppers, you know what to do.
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