They never called back. . THE NEXT TIME YOU GET A CALL FROM A EAI. on UNKNOWN DONE, BUT THERE' EVERYWHERE'.". THEN HANG UP.. I would say something like: "Jimmy's whore house! you rape 'em, we scrape 'em!" they called back
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They never called back

THE NEXT TIME YOU GET A CALL
FROM A EAI. on UNKNOWN
DONE, BUT THERE'
EVERYWHERE'.". THEN HANG UP.
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#12 - jubub (06/02/2013) [+] (5 replies)
I would say something like: "Jimmy's whore house! you rape 'em, we scrape 'em!"
I would say something like: "Jimmy's whore house! you rape 'em, we scrape 'em!"
#17 - skiskate (06/03/2013) [-]
I am totally going to do that! ... If anybody would ever call me
User avatar #8 - gentlemanofbacon (06/02/2013) [+] (3 replies)
As I finished reading this, the phone rang.
The Temptation.
User avatar #36 - thesinful (06/03/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I just say random "spy" speak.
"The nuts are buried and the iron is hot."
#39 to #36 - triggathepirate (06/03/2013) [-]
"well, off to visit your mother"
"well, off to visit your mother"
User avatar #31 - pwnnbwn (06/03/2013) [+] (2 replies)
"Thank you for calling Mishap's Pizza and Abortion Clinic, your loss is our sauce! "
#10 - chrisstineline (06/02/2013) [-]
That's pretty clever.   
   
I used to answer my phone as the  local funeral business.    
Most freaked out a bit, said sorry and hung up.
That's pretty clever.

I used to answer my phone as the local funeral business.
Most freaked out a bit, said sorry and hung up.
#1 - tarnis (06/02/2013) [-]
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User avatar #18 - itrinx (06/03/2013) [-]
Wait for the person to talk and then...

"No this is patrick" Repeat for profit.

Classic.
User avatar #15 - ooi (06/02/2013) [-]
Pro Tip: Don't do this if you work for the government (That includes military).
#45 - dagreja (06/03/2013) [-]
I get debt collection calls for some random chick named Serafin Perez, and half the time its in spanish. So I give my phone to my jewish friend and he talked in Hebrew, pretending to be our Vietnamese teacher. They took the bait and he got someone who speaks Hebrew onto the line and he led them on for 30 minutes. Our teacher started getting phone calls the next day(he is cool though, he took the prank like a joke, we love him)
User avatar #42 - jackingskibf (06/03/2013) [-]
ive been using the "dominoes pizza this is micheal may i take your order?" its been working like a charm.
User avatar #34 - heyzeus (06/03/2013) [-]
i once did something like this but the blocked caller was the domestic abuse shelter asking if i could come and play games with the kids who never really had a male figure in their lives. they blocked the call because of security measures so the fathers can't trace them or the kids.
User avatar #24 - reican (06/03/2013) [-]
" The deed is done, now it's time for your end of the bargain.
#47 - Tyranitar (06/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
"Jim's Sperm Hut, you wank it, we bank it, how may I help you?"
"Jim's Sperm Hut, you wank it, we bank it, how may I help you?"
User avatar #25 - bennyandthejets (06/03/2013) [-]
I usually say "House of Lord, Jesus speaking..."
They usually just hang up.
User avatar #16 - XXBIOHAZARDXX (06/02/2013) [-]
Why would you hang up though?
User avatar #14 - sanguinesolitude (06/02/2013) [-]
but... a blocked number doesn't mean they are accidentally calling you. Plus they can see your number and dialed it. In short, they know who you are, you don't know who they are.
#49 - lightingeagle (06/03/2013) [-]
I say

"Randy's abortion clinic. We'll rip that runt right on out of your cunt. How may we help you?"
#33 - sirbustyabals (06/03/2013) [-]
**sirbustyabals rolled a random image posted in comment #2278864 at Friendly ** TFW they hear this
User avatar #11 - lolfire (06/02/2013) [-]
I prefer the good old fashioned REQUIEM !!!!!!!!!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnIgXlvOQpo
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