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My idea heaven consists all the things I would go to hell for.
This is actually the most accurate thing We seen all clay
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#1 - devilil (06/02/2013) [-]
#44 to #1 - repperly (06/02/2013) [-]
that pretty much sums up mormonism
User avatar #2 to #1 - sirfisticuffs (06/02/2013) [-]
Your name is extremely relevant to this.
#9 - elynichujy (06/02/2013) [-]
My Heaven would be me playing games for all of eternity with unlimited money so I can buy new games and consoles. I won't get ill, so I won't lose gaming time. And I want to be able to have a girlfriend that can play games with me. Anyone else want this? Or just me?
My Heaven would be me playing games for all of eternity with unlimited money so I can buy new games and consoles. I won't get ill, so I won't lose gaming time. And I want to be able to have a girlfriend that can play games with me. Anyone else want this? Or just me?
#53 to #9 - anon (06/02/2013) [-]
You want a girlfriend that plays games? sounds like you want a boyfriend
User avatar #61 to #9 - themightymrplow (06/02/2013) [-]
My idea of heaven would be making those game you'd be playing.
#65 to #9 - anon (06/02/2013) [-]
Why not being IN the video games? As you can spawn, and if you're tired of playing, just go in a other game... I know, it's a 10. year old gamer's dream, but **** , it would be awesome.
User avatar #12 to #9 - crazylance (06/02/2013) [-]
Well, why would you need money if you can just get every new game as soon as it comes out? I mean it's Heaven! Come on! I'd like the option to actually be inside the game but with a sort of ring that removes all pain and you don't get tired so you can actually do stuff without stopping, like rolling all over the place or tea-bagging without your knee joints hurting like hell.

As for the girlfriend part, scratch the "I want to be able to" part and replace it to "Have a" and it's perfect.
#13 to #12 - elynichujy (06/02/2013) [-]
Yeah but if you're in the game, then you're limited with customization of your character. Sure it'll be sweet but would you rather be the puppet or the puppeteer?
Yeah but if you're in the game, then you're limited with customization of your character. Sure it'll be sweet but would you rather be the puppet or the puppeteer?
User avatar #14 to #13 - crazylance (06/02/2013) [-]
Well then, change the game, give it infinite customization, add whatever the hell you want, for all I care you could be a flaming centaur with bee wings and door knobs for arrows.
#15 to #14 - elynichujy (06/02/2013) [-]
But that's the thing, you won't be yourself.  Unless what you're talking about is like a simulator like in that Futurama episode when they were in the internet. Or if you're talking about taking on the role of the character, you become them.
But that's the thing, you won't be yourself. Unless what you're talking about is like a simulator like in that Futurama episode when they were in the internet. Or if you're talking about taking on the role of the character, you become them.
User avatar #16 to #15 - crazylance (06/02/2013) [-]
Well then, I'm perfectly fine with the idea of taking on the role of a character, but RPG's will be high in the list of games I'd re-enact because I can basically add infinite customization to myself but none that affect my power growth or skills.

Hence why I like Dark Souls so much, but it would be cool to live a day in the shoes of Dante from Devil May Cry.
#17 to #16 - elynichujy (06/02/2013) [-]
Dante and Deadpool crossover. You be Dante I'll be Deadpool.
#18 to #17 - crazylance (06/02/2013) [-]
Alright, now what?
#19 to #18 - elynichujy (06/02/2013) [-]
I say: Deadpool and Dante thread.
I say: Deadpool and Dante thread.
#20 to #19 - crazylance (06/02/2013) [-]
Well people? What are you waiting for!?
Well people? What are you waiting for!?
#21 to #20 - elynichujy (06/02/2013) [-]
And Darksouls
#22 to #21 - crazylance (06/02/2013) [-]
If this ship's going down because of die-hard fans, I'm by your side.
#28 to #27 - crazylance (06/02/2013) [-]
Some one REALLY made such a cross-over?    
Doesn't seem to fit imo.
Some one REALLY made such a cross-over?
Doesn't seem to fit imo.
#29 to #28 - elynichujy (06/02/2013) [-]
That was one of the only Dark Souls pictures I had. Oops.
That was one of the only Dark Souls pictures I had. Oops.
#30 to #29 - crazylance (06/02/2013) [-]
Nothing to be sorry about, keep on posting my friend.

Kudos to anyone who finds out who's position Black Iron Tarkus (Dude in picture) is now assuming.
#31 to #30 - elynichujy (06/02/2013) [-]
I honestly don't have a clue. Pray, do tell.
User avatar #34 to #29 - crazylance (06/02/2013) [-]
It's Ken(shiro) From Fist of the North Star, in that pose he is supposed to say "You're already dead"
User avatar #55 to #13 - raynagrimm (06/02/2013) [-]
and thats why id be playing the Saints Row games, sure its still limited but it has more than most
#11 - skiskate (06/02/2013) [-]
I am just sitting here trying to process this
User avatar #3 - MrMustacho ONLINE (06/02/2013) [-]
murder and gay sex?
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#49 to #3 - anon (06/02/2013) [-]
more like rape, stealing, beastality, masturbating, drinking, disobeying, adultery, lieing, and yes of course, murder. murder in hell, where you can actually be able to respawn.
#5 to #3 - anon (06/02/2013) [-]
Sex with animals and children, actually.

Oh wait, murder and gay sex too.
#4 - whistleandrun (06/02/2013) [-]
if we're talking about muslim hell here, this could not be more accurate
User avatar #40 - xblufferx (06/02/2013) [-]
Being black?
User avatar #10 - Mr Ronok (06/02/2013) [-]
maybe thats the reward, do good deeds and boring **** all your life, be rewarded with all the fun **** you didnt get to do
#35 to #10 - anon (06/02/2013) [-]
or do the fun **** during life?
#42 to #10 - certifiedidiot (06/02/2013) [-]
If there is such a thing as heaven, then I am more than convinced that which ever omniscient deity rules it, is a cold and cynical being, a being that could end unfathomable amounts of suffering and strife just by letting himself be known in physical form, prove himself to our eyes and minds across the World, instead of leaving us to conflict and arguing with each other for milenias.

If there is a heaven, it's ruler would be the devil is disguise.
#57 to #42 - anon (06/02/2013) [-]
5edgy7me
User avatar #46 to #42 - teoberry (06/02/2013) [-]
How euphoric
User avatar #54 - elatedmonkey (06/02/2013) [-]
Too much of heaven can bring you underground.
#59 to #54 - weirddark (06/02/2013) [-]
And then you'll be blue
User avatar #60 to #59 - deathcampforjewtie (06/02/2013) [-]
da ba dee da ba die da ba dee da ba die da ba dee da ba die.
#71 - AllanLancebricole ONLINE (06/02/2013) [-]
Seems appropriate:
Seems appropriate:
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#73 to #71 - anon (06/02/2013) [-]
I don't suppose you have a jpg version of this. We can't enlarge gifs.
#77 to #73 - AllanLancebricole ONLINE (06/02/2013) [-]
Here you are .
User avatar #74 to #73 - AllanLancebricole ONLINE (06/02/2013) [-]
Gonna search it.
#64 - dragx ONLINE (06/02/2013) [-]
User avatar #63 - luckyxiii (06/02/2013) [-]
I saw this somewhere and it has stuck with me to this day: The definition of hell is when the person you have become meets the person you could have been.
User avatar #79 to #63 - uppitywhitey (06/02/2013) [-]
You just made me very sad.
User avatar #36 - rifee (06/02/2013) [-]
Can't wait to covet my neighbours wife
User avatar #38 - Johnnychristian (06/02/2013) [-]
Gambling : Blackjack
Prostitutes: Black Jackie
Manslaughter: RIP Black Jackie
User avatar #66 to #38 - zyconx (06/02/2013) [-]
Was she killed with a...

blackjack
#7 - anon (06/02/2013) [-]
Well lets see, to list out some things I would go to hell for:
Rape
Murder
Stealing
Underage drinking
Plenty of other things.

Hm....I guess its right..
#45 - derfying (06/02/2013) [-]
"Frottage-Cheese"? XD
#80 - spearmint (06/02/2013) [-]
I know a lot of people hate on this film, but I really liked the heaven depicted in it.

I wish there were more films/books like this, showing a more complex afterlife instead of oh its where youre happy forever
#75 - puremike (06/02/2013) [-]
But isn't that a paradox... ???
User avatar #70 - muzikmafia (06/02/2013) [-]
My idea of heaven is staying dead.

In heaven, everything is supposed to make you happy,but if everything makes you happy.. nothing does.
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User avatar #82 to #41 - spearmint (06/02/2013) [-]
I think youve watched Inception too many times
#48 to #41 - anon (06/02/2013) [-]
I bet that false hope is really reassuring for you
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