Freaking Roommates. . see TI slaving with disgusting roommate she' s an ugly recluse with no friends whatsoever slam motherfucker doesnt do shit around en the w
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Freaking Roommates

see TI
slaving with disgusting roommate
she' s an ugly recluse with no friends whatsoever
slam motherfucker doesnt do shit
around en the wee all day
starter em violin but cant even play one
scent even ask about what he eats
feel bad fer him, let him stay fer a while
scant pay rent SC) I give him shit to do to help out
sash him to clean his side ofthe reem. doesnt
sash him to at least kill the reaches. doesnt
SAT LEAST shit in the goddamn toilet...
doeesnt
Huck it, i' m done with this cretin
s" Get out erhere. I' m tired ofyou creeping my friends out"
degenerate doesnt even legit at me
HEY FUCKER"
she' s seriously ignoring me
staffs it
sget an aluminum bat, threaten to beat his ass
sstill meant mave. he must think I' m joking
shit the top sticky janky bed to scare him
she scrambles up, starts running to the kitchen
v" ARCING WAY, MOOTHERFUCKER"
saim fer his back, accidentally hit the back head
she falls all floor, his limes start twitching
sshit shit shitl didnt mean to kill him
scheels him, veg. he' s dead
probably broke his brainstem er something vital
completely forgot he' s has a bunch of kids
sthere gees my rage, storytelling guilty
sleek at his ugly fucking face
lifeless legit in his beady brown eves
Huck this asshole, We done the world a favor
schee his body up in the bathtub
mclean his blood with and turpentine
spurn his limes one by one at a bonfire by the river
swatch his disgusting brown skin sine and gee
svelte kill everione like him en sight, forevermore
ominously into the fiery night
smfw no spider shall survive
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Submitted: 06/01/2013
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#22 - nock **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (2 replies)
#34 - mauerman ONLINE (06/02/2013) [-]
mfw i read "just fucks around on the web all day", after reading the story.
mfw i read "just fucks around on the web all day", after reading the story.
User avatar #2 - suckamadick (06/01/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Dammit OP you got me. I will reward you with 1 thumb for this.
#53 - petrocksforfriends (06/02/2013) [-]
'Just fucks around on the web all day'
'Just fucks around on the web all day'
#18 - felixjarl (06/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #7 - daboomee (06/01/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Wait...what does a tattoo of a violin have to do with a spider?
#1 - mrshrapnel (06/01/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Roomates FV
#27 - anonymous (06/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
MFW "on the web"
#47 - pitytehfool (06/02/2013) [+] (3 replies)
These greentext stories are usually funnier if you just read the first sentence, some sentence close to the middle, and the end sentence.
User avatar #49 to #47 - itsthatguyagain (06/02/2013) [-]
>Be 21
>AT LEAST shit in the goddamn toilet...
>mfw no spider shall survive
lolwat
#13 - samoaspider (06/02/2013) [-]
No need to chop his fucking legs off
#42 - nervaaurelius (06/02/2013) [-]
Guess he wasn't like spiderbro
User avatar #9 - yamiyo (06/02/2013) [-]
That was glorious. I seriously didn't see that coming at all, but after re-reading it; so fucking clever.
#41 - montvillain (06/02/2013) [-]
"just fucks around on the web all day"
"just fucks around on the web all day"
#37 - funferret (06/02/2013) [-]
I did not expect that.
I did not expect that.
#33 - anonymous (06/02/2013) [-]
I got it at "recluse."

/b/ doesn't have that good of a vocabulary.
#32 - mistafishy (06/02/2013) [-]
It took me a really long time to figure this one out...
It took me a really long time to figure this one out...
User avatar #73 - secretdestroyers (06/02/2013) [-]
Didn't know Spiderbro had a scumbag brother...
#61 - licatabroskibro (06/02/2013) [-]
Oh shit, I was there. The entire thread was filled to the brim with people screaming 10/10. Rightly so.
#56 - RobotSox **User deleted account** (06/02/2013) [-]
"cretin".   
I haven't heard that in ages.
"cretin".
I haven't heard that in ages.
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