Freaking Roommates. . see TI slaving with disgusting roommate she' s an ugly recluse with no friends whatsoever slam doesnt do around en the wee all day starter
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Freaking Roommates

see TI
slaving with disgusting roommate
she' s an ugly recluse with no friends whatsoever
slam ************ doesnt do ****
around en the wee all day
starter em violin but cant even play one
scent even ask about what he eats
feel bad fer him, let him stay fer a while
scant pay rent SC) I give him **** to do to help out
sash him to clean his side ofthe reem. doesnt
sash him to at least kill the reaches. doesnt
SAT LEAST **** in the goddamn toilet...
doeesnt
Huck it, i' m done with this cretin
s" Get out erhere. I' m tired ofyou creeping my friends out"
degenerate doesnt even legit at me
HEY ****** "
she' s seriously ignoring me
staffs it
sget an aluminum bat, threaten to beat his ass
sstill meant mave. he must think I' m joking
**** the top sticky janky bed to scare him
she scrambles up, starts running to the kitchen
v" ARCING WAY, ************* "
saim fer his back, accidentally hit the back head
she falls all floor, his limes start twitching
***** **** ***** didnt mean to kill him
scheels him, veg. he' s dead
probably broke his brainstem er something vital
completely forgot he' s has a bunch of kids
sthere gees my rage, storytelling guilty
sleek at his ugly ******* face
lifeless legit in his beady brown eves
Huck this asshole, We done the world a favor
schee his body up in the bathtub
mclean his blood with and turpentine
spurn his limes one by one at a bonfire by the river
swatch his disgusting brown skin sine and gee
svelte kill everione like him en sight, forevermore
ominously into the fiery night
smfw no spider shall survive
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Submitted: 06/01/2013
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#34 - mauerman ONLINE (06/02/2013) [-]
mfw i read "just 			*****		 around on the web all day", after reading the story.
mfw i read "just ***** around on the web all day", after reading the story.
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#60 to #22 - tragicrhapsody ONLINE (06/02/2013) [-]
The brown recluse (says he's a recluse) AKA fiddleback (tattoo of a violin) spider

Their venom eats away your flesh like a disgusting plague
#53 - petrocksforfriends (06/02/2013) [-]
'Just 			*****		 around on the web all day'
'Just ***** around on the web all day'
User avatar #2 - suckamadick (06/01/2013) [-]
Dammit OP you got me. I will reward you with 1 thumb for this.
User avatar #3 to #2 - Ladoris (06/01/2013) [-]
And a thumb for you! Thumbs for everyone! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
User avatar #4 to #3 - suckamadick (06/01/2013) [-]
Okay bro calm down.. Don't go on a thumb spree okay.. People may get butt hurt..
#5 to #4 - Ladoris (06/01/2013) [-]
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User avatar #6 to #5 - suckamadick (06/01/2013) [-]
I would but this depends if I have the time to write "OP is a fag" (I don't mean it, you seem cool.. Sort of..)
#13 - samoaspider ONLINE (06/02/2013) [-]
No need to chop his ******* legs off
User avatar #7 - daboomee (06/01/2013) [-]
Wait...what does a tattoo of a violin have to do with a spider?
#28 to #7 - anon (06/02/2013) [-]
Brown Recluse Spiders are commonly identified by a violin-shaped marking on their backs.
#8 to #7 - anon (06/01/2013) [-]
Certain recluse spiders have, what seems to be, a sort of violin-shaped structure just above their head. Google image and you'll see it sometimes.
#68 to #18 - avengingthefallen (06/02/2013) [-]
5 bucks says he just catches the bullet and flings it back at you too.
5 bucks says he just catches the bullet and flings it back at you too.
#42 - nervaaurelius (06/02/2013) [-]
Guess he wasn't like spiderbro
#1 - mrshrapnel (06/01/2013) [-]
Roomates FV
User avatar #14 to #1 - eliteqtip (06/02/2013) [-]
Roommate's Face Vhen? Is he German or some **** ?
User avatar #9 - yamiyo (06/02/2013) [-]
That was glorious. I seriously didn't see that coming at all, but after re-reading it; so ******* clever.
#27 - anon (06/02/2013) [-]
MFW "on the web"
User avatar #31 to #27 - mystifizinski (06/02/2013) [-]
mfw we dont have a face.
#41 - montvillain (06/02/2013) [-]
"just 			*****		 around on the web all day"
"just ***** around on the web all day"
#37 - funferret (06/02/2013) [-]
I did not expect that.
I did not expect that.
#32 - mistafishy (06/02/2013) [-]
It took me a really long time to figure this one out...
It took me a really long time to figure this one out...
User avatar #73 - secretdestroyers ONLINE (06/02/2013) [-]
Didn't know Spiderbro had a scumbag brother...
#47 - pitytehfool (06/02/2013) [-]
These greentext stories are usually funnier if you just read the first sentence, some sentence close to the middle, and the end sentence.
User avatar #48 to #47 - psykojet (06/02/2013) [-]
>be 21
>"HEY ****** "
>mfw no spider shall survive

You are kinda right
User avatar #49 to #47 - itsthatguyagain (06/02/2013) [-]
>Be 21
>AT LEAST **** in the goddamn toilet...
>mfw no spider shall survive
lolwat
#75 to #49 - pitytehfool (06/03/2013) [-]
That's what I got too haha.
#33 - anon (06/02/2013) [-]
I got it at "recluse."

/b/ doesn't have that good of a vocabulary.
User avatar #69 - raynagrimm (06/02/2013) [-]
got to the "violin" tattoo and then i knew what was up
#61 - licatabroskibro (06/02/2013) [-]
Oh **** , I was there. The entire thread was filled to the brim with people screaming 10/10. Rightly so.
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