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new give a peed handled
a mph
q pull it
tweetie
harder
faster
manger
thu pull your left hand in
mu pull your left hand out
mu pull your left hand in
And you it all apout!
the aha real wreath
nane of you ever much a penie
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#1 - azinfoo (06/01/2013) [-]
Twist it? D:
User avatar #11 to #1 - ningyoaijin (06/02/2013) [-]
Twisting feels good.
#56 to #1 - twist (06/02/2013) [-]
WHY ME?
User avatar #2 to #1 - hektoroftroy (06/01/2013) [-]
Bop it? D:
#3 to #2 - software (06/01/2013) [-]
cha cha real smooth is ok then
User avatar #4 to #3 - hektoroftroy (06/01/2013) [-]
only if you Charlie Brown after it
User avatar #15 to #4 - kaiizel (06/02/2013) [-]
Does that mean put it in your pooper?
User avatar #9 to #1 - foppishtoast (06/02/2013) [-]
This kills the penis.
#10 - felixjarl ONLINE (06/02/2013) [-]
#38 to #10 - meinneger (06/02/2013) [-]
Idk about you, but I wish there was a gif with the cat's arms bopping up and down.

Or the whole cat.

That's what plays in my head whenever I see this.
User avatar #6 - faithrider (06/02/2013) [-]
MAMA!!!!!!!!! JUST KILLED A MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
#75 to #6 - anon (06/29/2013) [-]
I want to ride my bicycle I want to ride my BIIIKE.
User avatar #21 to #6 - potterfan (06/02/2013) [-]
Pulled a gun against his head...
User avatar #60 to #21 - slumberdonkey (06/02/2013) [-]
...you don't know the lyrics to Bohemian Rhapsody...
User avatar #72 to #60 - potterfan (06/02/2013) [-]
I was confused,sorry
#36 to #21 - minoschur (06/02/2013) [-]
Pulled my trigger, now he's dead
User avatar #39 to #36 - kiermatv (06/02/2013) [-]
Mama... Life had just begun.... but now you've gone and thrown it all away....
User avatar #52 to #39 - bitchpleaseshutup (06/02/2013) [-]
Mama, ooo
Didn't mean to make you cry
User avatar #53 to #52 - kiermatv (06/02/2013) [-]
If im not back again this time TOMORROW, CARY ON, carry on, as if nothing really matters
#7 to #6 - wholesomeburn (06/02/2013) [-]
Oh my god! YOu deserve this!
Oh my god! YOu deserve this!
#5 - thedarkestrogue (06/02/2013) [-]
what the **** are you putting your hands in to? The urethra?

******* ouch.
#45 to #8 - sanguinesolitude (06/02/2013) [-]
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mfw halfway through reading that definition
#12 to #8 - chaosnazo (06/02/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #35 - butthurtforever (06/02/2013) [-]
Do not bop it. Do not bop my penis.
#71 to #35 - duckslikegrapestoo (06/02/2013) [-]
you made me laugh
#55 - sirfisticuffs (06/02/2013) [-]
I'll just do it myself, not like I have much of a choice though.
I'll just do it myself, not like I have much of a choice though.
#42 - unncommon (06/02/2013) [-]
...my girlfriends idea of giving a hand-job is having her hand only tight enough to graze the skin, then rub really fast while looking at my face with this weird face of hers that kind of looks like she's passing gas. Also the whole time she's like "Ughhh....when are you gonna cum?" it's like honestly? The only reason why we're doing this is because when you suck my dick your teeth scrape it.
>I'm not sure who this is, but that's the closest to the face that I can find...
User avatar #73 to #42 - thatotaku (06/19/2013) [-]
She's on the toilet. The picture.
User avatar #44 to #42 - sanguinesolitude (06/02/2013) [-]
you can give constructive criticism you know. The assertive guy she leaves you for will appreciate it.
#46 to #44 - unncommon (06/02/2013) [-]
I give her constructive criticism and then she just gets frustrated and then at that point it's just sad so I tell her to stop.
>MFW
#47 to #46 - sanguinesolitude (06/02/2013) [-]
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put it in her vagina or butthole. She cant **** that up

but seriously if shes putting her mouth or hand on your penis... you're doing alright. tell her firmly what you want her to do, she will like it.
#48 to #47 - unncommon (06/02/2013) [-]
I'm her first. She's just inexperienced. I'll give her the benefit of the doubt that she's definitely improved since we first started going out. And she does pretty good at sex considering that...well considering that the guy does most the work. And I'd like to think that I do a good enough job if she tells her friends about it.
#57 to #48 - jazzyietheferret (06/02/2013) [-]
Don't worry, all the training you are giving her will be great for the next few guys. By the way, if you're doing most of the work, both of you are doing it wrong.
User avatar #58 to #57 - unncommon (06/02/2013) [-]
Missionary is the position that I was referencing there. The girl doesn't do much.
#59 to #58 - jazzyietheferret (06/02/2013) [-]
Pelvic thrusts, gyration, arching, clenching, leg positioning, eye focus, kissing, and the list can go on. Always remember that there are many small ways to improve, and only 50% of it depends on you.
User avatar #64 to #59 - unncommon (06/02/2013) [-]
I mean, to an extent -- time to get philoslothical -- but there's just some positions where one of them would have to put in more work than the other. It's not like that all the time, it just so happens that I'd prefer Missionary other than most (other than doggy of course).
#69 to #64 - jazzyietheferret (06/02/2013) [-]
I lul'd so hard at phulo(slothical).
User avatar #13 - willindor (06/02/2013) [-]
Let's hope that they don't want to nail it.
#61 - qubot (06/02/2013) [-]
my entire childhood was trying to prepare me for giving hand jobs?
#16 - kampi ONLINE (06/02/2013) [-]
< everytime I sex
< everytime I sex
#31 to #16 - theberserker (06/02/2013) [-]
GOTTA GO FAST!
User avatar #14 - icameheretotroll (06/02/2013) [-]
This kills the man
#27 - jamath (06/02/2013) [-]
mfw this whole thread
mfw this whole thread
#50 - mojobringer (06/02/2013) [-]
mfw ''harder, better, faster, stronger''
#63 to #50 - mistahlegend (06/02/2013) [-]
That's the joke.
User avatar #67 to #63 - mojobringer (06/02/2013) [-]
iknow.png
#41 - thetreeinaforest (06/02/2013) [-]
That last username...
User avatar #40 - fluffed (06/02/2013) [-]
pull it, pull it, pull it, pull it, pull it, pull it, pull it
#20 - patagon (06/02/2013) [-]
This would be so much funnier if they just continued to write the lyrics from Technologic
User avatar #49 to #20 - namesboo (06/02/2013) [-]
"delete it"
#62 to #20 - anon (06/02/2013) [-]
How to give a handjob:
BUY IT
USE IT
BREAK IT

Okay.
User avatar #19 - azraelthemage (06/02/2013) [-]
that just sounds painful.
User avatar #68 - cudlefish (06/02/2013) [-]
God damn I think I'll just switch to Tumblr
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