The old testament. . abraham: And Gad aadd unto Abraham, "Abraham." And Abraham replied, "What." Gad aadd to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life." But Jo yes
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abraham:
And Gad aadd unto Abraham, "Abraham."
And Abraham replied, "What."
Gad aadd to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life." But John
came fifth and won a toaster.
And Judah approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, "The one
whom I idea itt the one you BEBE"
To which they rammed, "Gay."
And thaa, Gad made Eve. And are waa bammin’ ' bootylicious.
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #7 - MCPO
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God said upon Noah: "Noah, you will build an ark 300 cubits long, 60 cubits wide, and 40 cubits tall."

In which Noah replied onto god: "God, What's a cubit?"
#37 to #7 - goodmagitian
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(06/02/2013) [-]
And God showed him Minecraft
#60 to #7 - shiteonastick
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(06/02/2013) [-]
If Noah had the benefit of hindsight on his ship
He could've snatched two unicorns and left behind the *************...
Pigs
User avatar #73 to #60 - awesomanium
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Yeah, and then we'd have no bacon.
#116 to #73 - memeaholic
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#17 to #7 - anon id: ea1b90b3
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Cubit = tip of finger to elbow / about 18 inches (46cm)
#53 to #17 - anon id: 3dc5a063
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That measurement is assuming their size was a certain standard we know.
#24 to #7 - anon id: e5df023a
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Bill Cosby made this same kind of joke.
User avatar #25 to #24 - MCPO
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Oh no. If only I had seen the performance that the joke is based off of.
#41 to #7 - infectionslaugh
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I don't know why, but I thought in Quantum Bits when I read the word Cubits...

<pic somewhat related, I like to post pics And that was my face when I read the word Cubits
User avatar #112 to #41 - kaitheguy
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as did i
#74 to #41 - indianboii
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me too, but that is written qubit
User avatar #141 to #74 - infectionslaugh
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In Spanish the word 'qubit' can also be written as 'cubit'...
(Sorry if my English it's not perfect, I do my best)
#145 to #141 - indianboii
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aha, i did not know that.
you spanish?
User avatar #147 to #145 - infectionslaugh
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Well, now you know it

Yeah, Spanish is my mother tongue, I learned English from watching movies and reading on Internet and other things like that...
#149 to #147 - indianboii
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well, you can guess from my name where i'm from
User avatar #151 to #149 - infectionslaugh
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England?

Nah, just kidding...

I'm from México! It's nice to meet someone from other country!!
#152 to #151 - indianboii
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yeah, it is
btw, im from norway xD
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#9 - RidgeRacer
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User avatar #18 to #9 - wellimnotsure
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Im in no way religious but Jesus isn't the son of man, common mistake
#34 to #18 - teenytinyspider
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But I thought Jesus sometimes was referred to as the "Son of man"?

I'll need to check on that one. It's too late in the night to do it now.
User avatar #19 to #18 - RidgeRacer
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You know what ,I saw that when I was posting and I knew someone was going to say something.
User avatar #20 to #19 - wellimnotsure
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Just spreading the "gospel truth" ba dum tss
User avatar #23 to #20 - gziggas
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I was raised in a church. Jesus was always referred to as the son of man.
It's pretty ******* ridiculous, if you ask me.
#27 to #23 - pxthreezerothree
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Do you understand the significance the phrase held in Greek?
User avatar #28 to #27 - gziggas
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Why, no, in fact. I do not. Could you inform me of this significance?
#29 to #28 - pxthreezerothree
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It is a phrase that indicates a eternal, divine ruler and a representation of mankind as a whole. So Jesus the divine ruler and the example by which all of mankind is suppose to live.
User avatar #30 to #29 - gziggas
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That seems to make sense. Though, I still don't care too much. I was raised on it, and I can't stand it anymore. I was just bored.
#31 to #30 - pxthreezerothree
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Doesn't hurt to understand it. Here's Superman taking a shot.
Doesn't hurt to understand it. Here's Superman taking a shot.
#111 to #9 - romdadon
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#8 - snakefire
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I showed this to my heavily religious grandmother. She laughed at the first three, then called the fourth one blasphemy.
#13 to #8 - anon id: 2aa9a4d7
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I guess not even religious jokes are safe from feminists.
#45 to #13 - anon id: 88079c41
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******* retard
User avatar #15 to #8 - fjsknight
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What is that picture from?
#51 to #15 - fargone
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It's the God-Emperor of Mankind in the form he took when he united the Asiatic Conclaves in the War of Unification.
User avatar #52 to #51 - fjsknight
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I'll just take your word for it
#125 to #51 - shruiecken
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Heres it captioned if you want it
User avatar #114 to #51 - randomnab
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Source, now.
User avatar #115 to #114 - fargone
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Warhammer 40,000
User avatar #130 to #115 - randomnab
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Thanks, have a thumb
User avatar #21 to #8 - zorororonoa
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Wait wait wait, she think bootylicious is blasphemous, but a ******* gay joke is okay?
User avatar #22 to #21 - snakefire
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yes
#33 to #22 - anon id: c9b678cb
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Slap her for her foolishness.
#54 to #33 - heeveejeevees
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&quot;Take this grandma!&quot;
"Take this grandma!"
#5 - mrshrapnel
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Then god made spiders to hard counter eve.
Then god made spiders to hard counter eve.
User avatar #38 to #5 - hektoroftroy
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I think you mean wasps
#46 to #5 - anon id: 9088c8cf
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Is this... is this a vague LoL reference?
#42 to #5 - dawdawdwa
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Part hard gifs anyone?
Part hard gifs anyone?
#138 to #42 - iamchicken
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Comment Picture
#134 to #42 - sanguinesolitude
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mf fav
#127 to #42 - shruiecken
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Comment Picture
#135 to #127 - sanguinesolitude
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#142 to #135 - shruiecken
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#146 to #142 - sanguinesolitude
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#150 to #146 - shruiecken
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#12 - cupotruth
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And on the third day Jesus was still dead because holy **** that looked like it hurt.
#39 - hektoroftroy
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#65 - zibdibbie
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#107 to #65 - minoschur
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#143 to #107 - sanguinesolitude
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#88 - bullbrigade
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Always cracks me up
#64 - mrbusinge
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#62 - fukyeahraptorr
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