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Mammoths (Link in Description)

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Researchers find a
derserved mammoth
carcass with blood found in
ice cavities
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Submitted: 06/01/2013
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#310 - comanderspy (06/02/2013) [-]
we can rebuild him... we have the technology
#308 - solarisofcelestia ONLINE (06/02/2013) [-]
It's Jurassic Park time everyone!
User avatar #295 - Kabutops (06/01/2013) [-]
LET THE CLONING COMMENCE
User avatar #306 to #295 - stocxt (06/02/2013) [-]
I love the relevance of your username.
#290 - bdowns (06/01/2013) [-]
User avatar #289 - scumbagposter (06/01/2013) [-]
this is what yahoo paid 1.3 billion for
#282 - neoexdeath (06/01/2013) [-]
I'm just going to come right out and ask, is the ****** intact?
User avatar #283 to #282 - TimBisley (06/01/2013) [-]
Not anymore.
#280 - exhaustedheadcase (06/01/2013) [-]
i feel like a ****** sequel to jp is in the works
#279 - fishertiger (06/01/2013) [-]
If they were successful to genetically engineer a female mammoth, they can IVF planting to produce a more legit mammoth with a longer life expectancy than the genetically engineered one, and keep on repeating that, till they can naturally breed together.
The bad side, is it that they'll have a reduced variety of alleles within their population .....
User avatar #286 to #279 - scumbagposter (06/01/2013) [-]
You can ride them? (in skyrim)
#293 to #286 - nooblolol (06/01/2013) [-]
mods
User avatar #266 - MacheteJoe (06/01/2013) [-]
They found one years ago and actually tried mammoth steaks.
#263 - atrocitustheking (06/01/2013) [-]
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WHY ARE WE NOT FUNDING THIS?
User avatar #300 to #263 - ultimatepowah (06/02/2013) [-]
Because we're funding stuff like military equipment and politician salaries.
#260 - konradkurze ONLINE (06/01/2013) [-]
preserved blood you say?

lets build an island with tons of genetically engineered mammoths

spared no expense
User avatar #257 - laspussy (06/01/2013) [-]
but if they clone a mammoth it won't be able to reproduce right?
User avatar #258 to #257 - sgc (06/01/2013) [-]
well no because it would have nothing to reproduce with
User avatar #262 to #258 - laspussy (06/01/2013) [-]
I mean fertility wise. Making 2 clones and having them attempt to reproduce probably wouldn't work since they wouldn't be fertile? I believe that cloned sheep that was made wasn't able to reproduce and it died shortly?
#301 to #262 - ultimatepowah (06/02/2013) [-]
I gave you a thumb because you had -1 for just asking a question.
User avatar #267 to #262 - sgc (06/01/2013) [-]
clones may or may not be able to reproduce. but we have not gotten one that can yet(to my knowledge) and even if we do manage to make a "clone" from this it will most likely be a hybrid of an elephant and this species, most Hybrids are infertile
#242 - steavo (06/01/2013) [-]
LMAO!!!! HAHA, holy **** FJ, you never disappoint. You always make me laugh. Oh **** , I'm crying of laughter right now. Mammoths with cloneable material!? oooooooh **** , it just doesn't get any funnier than this.
User avatar #305 to #242 - animationhac (06/02/2013) [-]
Youre a very angry person.
#303 to #242 - captainsheperd (06/02/2013) [-]
go be a 						******					 somewhere else
go be a ****** somewhere else
User avatar #302 to #242 - trollypollyz (06/02/2013) [-]
You realize that scientists have already started combining the blood with regular elephant samples, right? And even if this is a troll it no longer counts as one, it's just a ******* comment now.
#292 to #242 - gustaviaable (06/01/2013) [-]
I never laugh at FunnyJunk. I just come here to find interesting things like this post and to kill time.
I never laugh at FunnyJunk. I just come here to find interesting things like this post and to kill time.
User avatar #270 to #242 - zaucroya (06/01/2013) [-]
you haven't seen many funny things, havr you...
#256 to #242 - mathafaka (06/01/2013) [-]
thats nice honey
#254 to #242 - garlickson (06/01/2013) [-]
You're a ******* idiot. Look at Dolly the sheep, if you had two brain cells to rub together, you would understand how cloning works. You silly cretin.
User avatar #253 to #242 - furryflava (06/01/2013) [-]
you were looking for funny stuff on this site?
now that theres a joke i could laugh at.
User avatar #239 - bigfootluke (06/01/2013) [-]
does nobody else think this is a bad idea after watching Jurassic Park?
User avatar #240 to #239 - xXMAQXx ONLINE (06/01/2013) [-]
i think its a great idea especially after watching jurassic park
User avatar #244 to #240 - warzon (06/01/2013) [-]
I think we'd lose lawyers.

I think its a great idea.
User avatar #243 to #240 - bigfootluke (06/01/2013) [-]
i just thought of a new market. instead of attack dogs, why not attack dinosaurs?
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User avatar #269 to #255 - jacksipian (06/01/2013) [-]
patent* im sure Patton wouldnt give two ***** about it lol
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User avatar #275 to #272 - jacksipian (06/01/2013) [-]
lol, alright
#237 - iguy (06/01/2013) [-]
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User avatar #236 - delphine (06/01/2013) [-]
I really hope they do clone a mammoth... They are my favorite animal. They've established a Pleistocene Park somewhere in Siberia, and it wouldn't be a Pleistocene park without woolly mammoths... You need to login to view this link
User avatar #235 - screamlikecb (06/01/2013) [-]
Let the Mammoth Cheese extravaganza proceed...
User avatar #231 - hentaisweetie (06/01/2013) [-]
Time to get to cloning.
User avatar #230 - Rileto (06/01/2013) [-]
Isnt this how the one movies on netflix started, with that parasite that comes back to life after thousands of years and starts eating people alive? Because that was ****** up
User avatar #232 to #230 - thegamerslife (06/01/2013) [-]
Maybe this is the beginning of the zombie apocalypse. lol
User avatar #234 to #232 - Rileto (06/01/2013) [-]
That would be a lot more desirable then those ****** up little grubs that eat you from the inside. Lets go with yours
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