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Eat Like A Boss

MOTHER ' tail,
LAVENDER
Let/ Ki) til'
ll YOUR '
BITCH
ASS DOWN LIKE A BOSS
BI Kt
REHTONA ( Jti), WIT "yrs.
TINY ASS ******* TOMATOES
YOU EVER GET
WORRIED ABOUT
CANCER
ME TOO SON
I NEED MY **** INTACT
4 THRIVE WHY I EAT THE ****
OUTTA THESE LITTLE HOMIES
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BITCH’
Scl? ARE A HOLY ******* HAND GRENADE
AGAINST CANCER CELLS WITH
THEIR COMBINATION OF
AGENTS
THESE DELICIOUS LOW CALORIE
SONS OF BITCHES FIGHT OFF
THE ONSET OF MANY DIFFERENT FORMS OF CANCER
**** THAT CANCER **** . AINT NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT
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THEN YOU' LL LOVE THIS **** RIGHT.‘ HERE.
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KINDS ' **** THAT' S -GOOD FOR YOU AND ALSO
TASTE LIKE A GODDAMN ASIAN FLA‘ UOH'. .
IN TOUR ******* MOUTH.
VEGAN AS **** , SON.
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HI GIRL AND I WAS THE FRIDGE _
AND MADE TEN OF THESE FUCHER. . f
NEAT DID YOU COOK LAST TIER YOU ''""
CHET YOUR DIRTY Mis FRIDGE?
TRUCKING JOKE
IF TODAY WASN"' I' THE LAST THEE
IOU HAD ONE OF THESE SONS OF
BITCHES
THEN IT' S BEEN TOO GODDARN LONG, HID
AVOCADOS ARE RICH WITH
THAT REDUCE
INFLAMMATION LIKE SORE MUSCLES
SPREAD THIS **** ON YOUR NEXT
REAL TALK
MAY_ Q‘___ IS__ ******* GROSS
EAT finily) ' i'
ROASTED CHICKPEAS
BROCCOLI BURRITO
GRUB LINE A
******* Illgal
CHAA\/ mi
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User avatar #28 - pezmetal (06/01/2013) [+] (4 replies)
"Tiny ass ******* tomatoes"

This is why I tend to use hyphens in statements like this, e.g.
"Tiny-ass ******* tomatoes" = really small ******* tomatoes.
"Tiny *********** tomatoes" = small tomatoes which will **** you in the ass
#6 - aasherknight ONLINE (06/01/2013) [+] (6 replies)
To bad recent studies show that vegans are generally MORE unhealthy than the average person due to not receiving certain nutrients and vitamans usually found in meat. That being said it is also unhealthy to eat just meat. The key to being healthy is balancing your meat and greens.
#11 to #6 - destaice (06/01/2013) [-]
The post said nothing about not eating meat, but suggested healthy snacks/meals that just happen to not contain meat.   
   
Just because you eat meat doesn't mean every meal has to have meat.
The post said nothing about not eating meat, but suggested healthy snacks/meals that just happen to not contain meat.

Just because you eat meat doesn't mean every meal has to have meat.
#18 - waffies ONLINE (06/01/2013) [+] (25 replies)
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#41 - hadzibg (06/01/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I honestly expected a usual 'vegetarians suck/meat is awesome' 			*********		, but this comment section contains only minor, sporadic butthurt.
I honestly expected a usual 'vegetarians suck/meat is awesome' ********* , but this comment section contains only minor, sporadic butthurt.
#4 - fefe (06/01/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I don't particularly find fruits and vegetables explaining to me that I should eat them in a ******* way funny. Quite annoying, really.
#5 to #4 - qubot (06/01/2013) [-]
well if i told you in very calmly and boring i would lose your attention.
well if i told you in very calmly and boring i would lose your attention.
User avatar #10 - spawnconnery ONLINE (06/01/2013) [+] (6 replies)
But how are they going to get their pudding if they don't eat their meat?!
#38 - ticklenipple (06/01/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Anyone else read this in Harley Morenstein from EMT's voice?
#67 - teenytinyspider (06/01/2013) [+] (12 replies)
I was being sold until you pointed out "Vegan as **** ."

Then you lost me.

These are good and all, but you have to have a variety of meat in your diet too for a healthy diet, like fish.
#2 - rainyeyes (06/01/2013) [+] (2 replies)
**rainyeyes rolled a random image posted in comment #4463833 at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. **

OP is a vegan.
#3 to #2 - qubot (06/01/2013) [-]
i hate preparing things it takes too long and i suck at cooking, i mainly eat vegetables and healthy things because they are easy and fast to prepare. also cancer runs in my family so better get health earlie
i hate preparing things it takes too long and i suck at cooking, i mainly eat vegetables and healthy things because they are easy and fast to prepare. also cancer runs in my family so better get health earlie
#59 - deemetaldragon (06/01/2013) [-]
**deemetaldragon rolled a random image posted in comment #480802 at Video Games Board - console gaming, pc vs console gaming, video console and games **Where my nutrition comes from
#81 - minoschur (06/01/2013) [-]
>mayo is ******* gross
>mayo is ******* gross
>MAYO IS ******* GROSS
#66 - dumbasshunter ONLINE (06/01/2013) [+] (1 reply)
i can just imagine brucie screaming the **** at niko
#100 - qwertyninja ONLINE (06/01/2013) [-]
I prefer something else:
Bacon
wrapped in bacon
User avatar #93 - Greengreda (06/01/2013) [-]
i saw this post and decided that i deserve some lavender lemonade and it's as good as advertised
#131 - freejumper (06/01/2013) [-]
DICK CANCER!!!!
DICK CANCER!!!!
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