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Chris

CAT, BUT IT
DIED THE SAME DAY
EPICRED IT UP.
AMI DOING SOMETHING
WRONG? IF YOU ARE A CAT
BRING your: wmm,
BECAUSE I' M Nor coma
TDY,, , ADVICE FROM
I DROPPED A PAIR OF
SCISSORS BEHIND MY
STOVE. BUT MY ARMS ARE
TOO BIG To REACH THEM.
IF you HAVE A CHILD WITH
A SLIM ARMS, MEET ME HERE
AT PPM TUESDAY. WE' LL
T;:‘ HIM To MY HOUSE
let IF HIS ARMS FIT
i) MY STOVE. BRING
GLOVES AND A
crois,
I NEED TO GO CHRISTMAS
SHOPPING BUT I DON' T HAVE
A CAR. MEET ME HERE AT
PPM ON MONDAY TO TAKE
YOU CAN WAIT IN THE
PARKING urr WHILE I SHOP.
I WILL BRING SOME OLD
MAGAZINES AND CATALOGS
FOR YOU TO READ WHILE
MEET ME AT THIS
SUBWAY STOP
TOMORROW AT PPM IF YOU
WE' LL so To MY MOM' S
HOUSE AND on IT. IT' S
BRAND NEW,
t FOR SOME. CAT
HAIR. BRING A COUPLE
BUCKS FOR MIME
GA' I' GRADES QR SNAPPLES
LAST WEEK I DROPPED A
GLOVE IN FRONT OF THIS
MAILBOX. MEET ME HERE
TOMORROW AT NOON IF
YOU FOUND IT. I' LL BE
HERE. I RESTRICED MY
STEPS AND I' M SURE I LOST
IT RIGHT HERE. FOR A
REWARD, WE COULD GO SEE
A MOVIE THE NEXT DAY.
I HAVE TO WORK AT PPM SO
WE' D HAVE TO DO IT
BEFORE THAT.
CHRIS
Ellr IT Too MUCH
FOR METO WEAR SHOES.
I NEED A PAIR OF CROSS
COUNTRY SKIS FOR MY
FEET. IF YOU HAVE AN
EXTRA PAIR, PLEASE MEET -
ME HERE AT PPM ON THURS.
I' LL BE WEARING
LOAFERS COVERED IN
z; PLASTIC BAGS. I' LL WAVE AT
you. THAT WILL BE THE
THE ms. you CAN HAVE
MUSHIES! K , U D
mus‘ I
I BIT INTO A CANDY BAR
AND THERE WAS NO
CHOCOLATE, FUDGE
OR NUGGET. THERE WAS
JUST NUTS. WHERE ARE
THESE NUTS COMING FROM?
I FEEL LIKE SOMETHING
BIGGER IS HAPPENING.
MEET ME HERE FRIDAY AT
PPM. WE' LL BUY CANDY
BARS AND SEE IF IT
HAPPENS AGAIN. IF IT' S A
CONSPIRACY, WE' LL NEED
HOURS To TALK.
MY CAT DIED ON FRIDAY.
BUT WITH HALLOWEEN
COMING UP IT SEEMS LIKE
A WASTE TO BURY HER. I AM
GOING TO TAPE HER TO MY
HEAD. I' M NOT SURE IF THAT
IS A COSTUME OR NOT?
MEET ME HERE TUES AT PPM
WE' LL TALK ABOUT IT.
I' LL BE STANDING BY THAT
TREE WITH A BROWN CAT
TAPED TO ME.
THERE' S A WAY To r
ZATHEM THAT THE J
ONE FOR‘ YOU. THIS WILL
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User avatar #5 - iamblastoise (06/01/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Chris sounds like a cool guy. 10/10 would hang out with.
#8 - gfhg (06/01/2013) [+] (3 replies)
It's always 4pm. Why 4pm? I something bigger going on that we don't know about?
#11 - newbiee (06/01/2013) [+] (3 replies)
what is his obsession with 4pm?
what is his obsession with 4pm?
User avatar #15 to #11 - luthervonappledorf (06/01/2013) [-]
Meet me here at 4pm and we can discuss it to see if it happens at 4pm again. Also, bring some money for some light snacks.
#1 - lstimpact (05/31/2013) [-]
hfw
hfw
User avatar #22 - backupclover ONLINE (06/01/2013) [-]
I want be friends with this guy.
#19 - ragnithenotfunny (06/01/2013) [-]
Everyday hero.
User avatar #7 - heretofuckshitup (06/01/2013) [-]
All you apparently need is paper to turn the world into your own personal twitter and craiglist.
User avatar #27 - bitchplzzz (06/01/2013) [-]
The sad fact behind this is in fact Chris became severely depressed with his cats death, and that this is his only way of remembering him
#4 - fluttersquee (06/01/2013) [-]
This is excellent.
This is excellent.
User avatar #23 - iforgotmypasswords (06/01/2013) [-]
that tree over there
User avatar #21 - lorddarkskull (06/01/2013) [-]
>maybe petco, not sure
#24 - kandcool (06/01/2013) [-]
Getting real tired of your **** Chris...
User avatar #32 - roflnaut (06/01/2013) [-]
I love how he tells people to bring light snacks with them.
#3 - sjrigney (06/01/2013) [-]
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User avatar #33 - Crusader ONLINE (06/01/2013) [-]
Why does he always want to meet people at 4pm, if that's when he works?
User avatar #26 - breadbasket (06/01/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I think this might be Chris (Simpsons Artist)

Here's his facebook page, guys.

www.facebook.com/TheSimpsonsArt
User avatar #31 to #26 - cptmongtard (06/01/2013) [-]
There's more than one dude named Chris
#40 - Womens Study Major (06/06/2013) [-]
Did U NOTICE THATS OYR YELLIW HOUSE IN THE BACKGROUND? LWGAL DID? U USED CO TIME NOT TO GET WORK DUNN?? ARE RESPONSIBILITIES GETTING TAKEN AWAY/ UR PLABS TO SAIL AWAY? MMM MR NEW NaMe--DONT TINK SO RICKY DOODLEMAYER$$$$$
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