Tall. . THE PROS & CONS OF BEING TALL 2 Advantage in sports I It sucks if you' re bad at sports Why' d we pick ii' this that First? 2 Constantly getting the sam
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Tall

THE PROS & CONS OF BEING TALL
2 Advantage in sports I It sucks if you' re bad at sports
Why' d we pick
ii' this that First?
2 Constantly getting the same
t: adornments/ t: Hestia
Man you' re tall!
reah, do you play basketball?
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#134 to #100 - zsabber ONLINE (06/01/2013) [-]
No, is it because we're white?
User avatar #382 to #134 - propanex (06/01/2013) [-]
no it's because you're a stick figure.

>.>
#81 - EvilApples (06/01/2013) [-]
What it's like when you're visiting your short friend's house.
What it's like when you're visiting your short friend's house.
User avatar #425 to #81 - theycallmeloye (06/01/2013) [-]
*What it's like going to authentic Mexican restaurants.
User avatar #3 - thechosentroll (06/01/2013) [-]
You think shirts are bad? Try finding a pair of jeans that are long enough without being wide enough for you to fit a second person in there.
#40 to #3 - anon (06/01/2013) [-]
Come on down to Mark's Work Wearhouse. Just last week I found a guy a pair of 30x38s.
#56 to #40 - anon (06/01/2013) [-]
bend over anon, there are far more distressing places to go down on at the moment
User avatar #65 to #3 - dzeusas (06/01/2013) [-]
I have to go through every single shop in the mall until I find a pair of jeans that kind of fit me. Oh, and getting shoes is another ******* story
User avatar #144 to #3 - xecoq (06/01/2013) [-]
dont get me started...
#200 to #3 - lamarisagoodname (06/01/2013) [-]
Our lives are so difficult
User avatar #214 to #3 - zakaizer (06/01/2013) [-]
I can never find shirts that aren't at least 3 inches too short in the arms... But yeah, jeans are also a bitch
#333 to #3 - thenipplethief (06/01/2013) [-]
Since i can normally find something close to my waist at the correct length, i just use a belt. It's a little uncomfortable, but i don't want to shop for clothes all day
User avatar #403 to #3 - garentei (06/01/2013) [-]
Yeah, specially if you're tall and skinny like me
#136 to #3 - wizi (06/01/2013) [-]
I feel your pain, Im 6'5" and 158 pounds..
#141 to #3 - anon (06/01/2013) [-]
this....... this this this, im skinny and tall so jeans are so hard to find!
#267 to #3 - cupnoodesl (06/01/2013) [-]
I'm a size 29x34. Size 29x34 doesn't exist.
#78 to #3 - isbak (06/01/2013) [-]
I find it easy to find jeans compared to shirts
#28 to #3 - yomommabinshoppin (06/01/2013) [-]
How about hitting your head on EVERY ******* GODDAMN THING, I am 6 3 and 1/2 and I scrape my head on signs, once it was so bad I got stitches.
User avatar #72 to #28 - fewjarhead (06/01/2013) [-]
I work on bombers.

wings are sharp.
#122 to #72 - anon (06/01/2013) [-]
at least you get a free haircut
#84 to #3 - EvilApples (06/01/2013) [-]
It's the worst when you sit down in winter.
#32 to #3 - anon (06/01/2013) [-]
I have to order all my jeans online....

No one sells 32 / 36 in stores.
User avatar #41 to #32 - tenfatcats (06/01/2013) [-]
same, 28/34
#142 to #41 - shakalakaboomboom (06/01/2013) [-]
I thought I was the only one
#153 to #142 - anon (06/01/2013) [-]
You guys are some scronny mother ******* . And I'm not even fat either lol1
#348 to #153 - blackmanrollipolli (06/01/2013) [-]
we all look like this
User avatar #193 to #153 - amusingtoaster (06/01/2013) [-]
hey. no one cares
User avatar #422 to #41 - Psychotic (06/01/2013) [-]
Even 30/34 is rare, i feel like I've struck gold every time i find some. Mostly because here in santa maria, california most of the population is short fat little mexicans
User avatar #365 to #41 - psychodreadnought ONLINE (06/01/2013) [-]
28/32 here.
User avatar #349 to #41 - vanhohenheim (06/01/2013) [-]
It's even hard to find 34/36 in stores. They're just begging us to fatten up
#218 to #41 - cjasper (06/01/2013) [-]
Brother
Brother
User avatar #118 to #32 - sloths (06/01/2013) [-]
same height but when i go out to find them i usually have to go to the outlet/factory
User avatar #93 to #32 - GoldenLotus ONLINE (06/01/2013) [-]
34/38 for me and I do the same thing lol. Levis seem to be pretty good with length so they're basically all I have.
User avatar #33 - PigeonOnKrak (06/01/2013) [-]
I always find myself having aggressive staring contests with other very tall men. It is a crime for another man to diminish the incredibleness of your own height by being a centimeter taller.
#19 - shadythomas (06/01/2013) [-]
No privacy in stalls

/wink
User avatar #195 to #19 - errdayimfjing (06/01/2013) [-]
so is that a pro or a con?
#363 to #195 - anon (06/01/2013) [-]
con unless you're gay or in the girls restroom
#109 to #19 - ohlorrdyy (06/01/2013) [-]
Has anybody ever told you that you r kinda pissin' to wrong direction?
User avatar #23 to #19 - midgetnigger (06/01/2013) [-]
True dat! I'm 6'7" and I always have to bend over when I stand up in the stall... I do it just so other dudes don't think I'm trying to sneak a peak or some **** like that.
#27 - darcandkharg (06/01/2013) [-]
Con: Having to look down at everything.

Seriously, I feel like I'm gonna have a hunchback when I'm forty.
#413 to #27 - multiskin (06/01/2013) [-]
I alredy have, and I'm 19 years old
I alredy have, and I'm 19 years old
#332 to #27 - lankyman (06/01/2013) [-]
I haven't looked a man in the eyes at an even plain
I dont remember a time when that was possible...
User avatar #39 to #27 - makotoitou ONLINE (06/01/2013) [-]
Pro: Looking down at girls with revealing shirts
User avatar #7 - thirteenthdoctor (06/01/2013) [-]
All of it. Oh gods, all of it is true.
#127 to #7 - EdwardNigma (06/01/2013) [-]
Not all of it.
I am the tallest in the house, but oddly enough, the shortest (Albeit the oldest) gets to ride shotgun.

***** , the back seat is cramped as **** with 3 people.
#55 - blizzeh (06/01/2013) [-]
Everything is trying to kill your head
Everything is trying to kill your head
User avatar #128 to #55 - maximorussell (06/01/2013) [-]
Gah that happens to me when Im walking home. Trees are like groping and raping me from every direction
#88 - thatoldguy (06/01/2013) [-]
Too short to relate
Too short to relate
#454 to #88 - bulbakip (06/01/2013) [-]
5'5 hobbit race reporting in.
5'5 hobbit race reporting in.
#156 to #88 - davidavidson (06/01/2013) [-]
Man.. Sorry about that lol
User avatar #76 - tkfourtwoone ONLINE (06/01/2013) [-]
And I'm just sitting here at 1.80m, not giving a damn

Well, perfectly average height for a Stormtrooper
User avatar #94 to #76 - kietzu (06/01/2013) [-]
"Sir, are you sure we're cloned from the same vat?"
#201 - iowndemostest ONLINE (06/01/2013) [-]
I was 6'3" in the 8th grade and I 			*******		 sucked at basketball and I'd always get 			****		 for it.
I was 6'3" in the 8th grade and I ******* sucked at basketball and I'd always get **** for it.
#302 - junkydunkyfunky (06/01/2013) [-]
Im 15 years old and I am 6'7. and to make it even more interesting I live in the South-east of Mexico, where everyone is about 4'9 to 5'8 except for the toriust and some special cases. for hallowen I got to dress up as gandalf and got a bunch of friends to dress up as hobbits. then we walked all around town asking people if they knew in what direction mordor was.
#334 to #302 - anon (06/01/2013) [-]
Sure thing, I'm calling ******** .
User avatar #311 to #302 - breaken ONLINE (06/01/2013) [-]
15 and 6'7, have you had your glands checked?
User avatar #314 to #311 - junkydunkyfunky (06/01/2013) [-]
Yeah, no growing problems, if I recall what my doctor said, the normal amount of growing hormones is like in the levels of 5 and 7.5 I am at at about 5.4. it is mostly genetic. I do have other hormone problems. though.
User avatar #319 to #314 - breaken ONLINE (06/01/2013) [-]
That is lucky.
User avatar #313 to #302 - unoriginalaccount (06/01/2013) [-]
Are you even Mexican?
User avatar #316 to #313 - junkydunkyfunky (06/01/2013) [-]
Half German and half Mexican. and for your surprise my mom side of the familly (she is the mexican one) is the one with the taller people.
User avatar #320 to #316 - unoriginalaccount (06/01/2013) [-]
What are Germans doing in Mexico?
inb4 Nazi run aways.
User avatar #331 to #320 - junkydunkyfunky (06/01/2013) [-]
nope, my dad was just following my mom. really long story.
User avatar #384 to #331 - darkcomplextion (06/01/2013) [-]
tell it
#417 to #384 - junkydunkyfunky (06/01/2013) [-]
ok, lets see if I can make it a bit short.    
well my mom used to work at Disney World in Orlando, at the Epcot park, she was in the Mexican restaurant and had been working there for a while, she was friends with many people in the park including some of the workers in the German area.   
My uncle (dads brother) went and visited a friend of his, in Orlando, and went to the park.   
I think that at lunch time or something like that, my uncles  friend introduced him to my mom. they had a nice meal went to a party and had a great time.   
When my uncle came back to Germany and he was showing my dad the pictures of the trip there was a picture of my mom.   
My dad asked to my uncle who she was and how he met her. my uncle explained him that he was introduced to her by the friend she visited and my dad (who also knew the friend) called her to see if she knew where my mom was because she though she was really pretty and wanted to meet her.   
by this time my mom was back in Mexico living with a really good friend of her's, they were not a couple my mom actually calls him her brother (dude got friend-zoned  I guess.) so my dad goes over to Mexico City and goes to the place my mom was living in (the German worker of Disney world gave him the address.) and he knocked on the door, which was opened by my moms room mate, and told her if she was home. after some small chat of explaining who he was to the friend he let him in and she finally met with my mom. A while later they started dating.   
   
There are some other little facts here and there that would make the story more interesting, but those are a little more personal.   
the only one I am indeed sharing is that my mom though that both my uncle and dad were gay at first. because of reasons.   
   
image kind of related.
ok, lets see if I can make it a bit short.
well my mom used to work at Disney World in Orlando, at the Epcot park, she was in the Mexican restaurant and had been working there for a while, she was friends with many people in the park including some of the workers in the German area.
My uncle (dads brother) went and visited a friend of his, in Orlando, and went to the park.
I think that at lunch time or something like that, my uncles friend introduced him to my mom. they had a nice meal went to a party and had a great time.
When my uncle came back to Germany and he was showing my dad the pictures of the trip there was a picture of my mom.
My dad asked to my uncle who she was and how he met her. my uncle explained him that he was introduced to her by the friend she visited and my dad (who also knew the friend) called her to see if she knew where my mom was because she though she was really pretty and wanted to meet her.
by this time my mom was back in Mexico living with a really good friend of her's, they were not a couple my mom actually calls him her brother (dude got friend-zoned I guess.) so my dad goes over to Mexico City and goes to the place my mom was living in (the German worker of Disney world gave him the address.) and he knocked on the door, which was opened by my moms room mate, and told her if she was home. after some small chat of explaining who he was to the friend he let him in and she finally met with my mom. A while later they started dating.

There are some other little facts here and there that would make the story more interesting, but those are a little more personal.
the only one I am indeed sharing is that my mom though that both my uncle and dad were gay at first. because of reasons.

image kind of related.
#458 to #417 - darkcomplextion (06/02/2013) [-]
That story was beautiful
#393 to #302 - iguy (06/01/2013) [-]
Next year, I insist that this is your costume.
User avatar #411 to #393 - junkydunkyfunky (06/01/2013) [-]
I like the Idea actually I've wanted to do it for quite a while, just need a white overall in witch I fit.
#355 to #302 - bloodofthedragon (06/01/2013) [-]
My parents are both mexican and they're 5'9 and 5'8 and I'm 6'2. Very few tall mexicans.
#167 - fooljamable (06/01/2013) [-]
I'm 6"2, So tall enough to be tall without being in the Hagrid zone.
I'm 6"2, So tall enough to be tall without being in the Hagrid zone.
User avatar #171 to #167 - rototornjik (06/01/2013) [-]
6''35, and im considered average...
User avatar #190 to #171 - kolmar (06/01/2013) [-]
6'3 isn't average in any country. the highest average height is 6'0 and that is in Scandinavian countries.
User avatar #198 to #190 - rototornjik (06/01/2013) [-]
i know, but thats official data... im just saying what other people tell me.
#186 - TRINDADE (06/01/2013) [-]
the shirt sizes
#231 - pulluspardus (06/01/2013) [-]
you forgot about beds not being tall enough and you end up with your legs dangling.
Everyone who lives at my place is a midget.
User avatar #414 to #231 - multiskin (06/01/2013) [-]
I had to buy my bed online, even so I still get my feets out of it
User avatar #453 to #414 - pulluspardus (06/01/2013) [-]
I travel a lot , so the apartments that I rent always have the shortest beds ever (so that they get the most profit) I always end up crawled up , my back kills me.
#83 - zuflux ONLINE (06/01/2013) [-]
Oh 			****		, then shirt one. So relatable..
Oh **** , then shirt one. So relatable..
#366 to #83 - repperly (06/01/2013) [-]
there is like 1, big and tall mens shop in every city.
#89 to #83 - comentator (06/01/2013) [-]
Had to visit 10 stores to find ************* tuxedo for the ************* prom
#98 to #89 - zuflux ONLINE (06/01/2013) [-]
I KNOW RIGHT?

**** ..
User avatar #66 - ichbinzweijahrealt (06/01/2013) [-]
**** everyone. I'm 1.75m tall and I don't know how much is 6'7, 6'3 and I'm not feeling like converting units. Long live the metric system!
User avatar #233 to #66 - awyeahmadiyeah (06/01/2013) [-]
you are 5'8...which is short
User avatar #390 to #233 - mourningwolf (06/01/2013) [-]
what are you, a giraffe? 5`8 is average size
User avatar #283 to #233 - biggydy (06/01/2013) [-]
Is 6'0 short?
User avatar #287 to #283 - mffinmanu (06/01/2013) [-]
nah i'd say anywhere between 5'8 and 6'0 is average
#362 to #287 - thenipplethief (06/01/2013) [-]
6'0 is a little above average, but considering that everyone commenting is over 6 feet, its short compared to everyone else
User avatar #388 to #362 - adrilazzaro (06/01/2013) [-]
Where the **** do you live Norway? Confirmed average is 5'8
User avatar #389 to #66 - mourningwolf (06/01/2013) [-]
You good sir are 5`9
#68 to #66 - rigamortis (06/01/2013) [-]
You are 5' 9". 6'7" would be 2.0m
#392 - tropicalbonerfish (06/01/2013) [-]
I work in a store with only women.I'm the only tall chick so every time they need something their all like "can you get me that lumberjack"
I work in a store with only women.I'm the only tall chick so every time they need something their all like "can you get me that lumberjack"
#368 - puccypirateisback **User deleted account** (06/01/2013) [-]
"You're tall, why do you need to lift?"

"You think I like being called 'stringbean'?"
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