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Two Films, One Sentence

Dinosaurs start killing people
AUGUST t "
Everybody' s looking for this one fish, then they find it
l' INAN
FINIDING
Strong black mother loses her children because of
racist violence
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Submitted: 05/30/2013
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#11 - allennis (05/31/2013) [-]
The Brokeback Mountain one was way funnier to me than it should've been.
#5 - pappathethird (05/31/2013) [-]
this

a billion times this
#9 to #5 - jhoec (05/31/2013) [-]
i also laughed way to hard at it!!

-think it's because funnyjunk is up and running again
#55 to #9 - anon (05/31/2013) [-]
I think it's because the creator of this post whatched Frankie Boyle during mock the week.
#1 - lordraine (05/31/2013) [-]
I am seriously conflicted by this content. Is it referring to the metaphorical commitment of religious, spiritual, and socioeconomical commitment between a married couple with a meaningful relationship and emotional connection to each other, or is it talking about a guy's rim getting tore up?
User avatar #51 to #1 - CrazyWhiteGurl ONLINE (05/31/2013) [-]
Whoever wrote the script has no idea how buttsecks works.

That is all.
User avatar #6 to #1 - lolokoko **User deleted account** (05/31/2013) [-]
the latter
#12 to #1 - bulbakip (05/31/2013) [-]
Bungholes, son. Bungholes....   
   
Gif unrelated
Bungholes, son. Bungholes....

Gif unrelated
#21 to #12 - xsnowshark (05/31/2013) [-]
>mfw your gif
User avatar #10 - garymotherfingoak (05/31/2013) [-]
WELCOME BACK FUNNYJUNKERS



PARTY LIKE IT'S FREE BALLOON DAY
#26 to #10 - thestolensweetrole (05/31/2013) [-]
I shall party like no other.
User avatar #41 to #10 - thijsofbodom (05/31/2013) [-]
today was the first time in a month logging on here
and why are there smileys
#77 to #10 - MasterMario (05/31/2013) [-]
WOOOOOOOOOO
#20 to #10 - Visual (05/31/2013) [-]
Uh....did I miss something here?
User avatar #29 to #20 - jovanlisac (05/31/2013) [-]
Servers were down for a while
#39 to #29 - anon (05/31/2013) [-]
a long while, indeed
#28 - naitsabesh (05/31/2013) [-]
This image has expired
"dinosaurs start killing people"
#19 - thebritishguy (05/31/2013) [-]
it took me about 8 minutes to get the first one
User avatar #30 to #19 - AbsentMinded (05/31/2013) [-]
I still don't get it.
User avatar #43 to #30 - brawlman (05/31/2013) [-]
they're old actors
User avatar #33 - anonefgthree (05/31/2013) [-]
Funnyjunk was down for others, not just me right? I guess that would be why first content on the front page only has 660 thumbs
User avatar #42 to #33 - LookinHereWhy ONLINE (05/31/2013) [-]
It was down for me, too.
#36 to #33 - anon (05/31/2013) [-]
or it could be because you suck
User avatar #37 to #36 - anonefgthree (05/31/2013) [-]
O-oh alright
User avatar #40 to #33 - theeballsack (05/31/2013) [-]
I was wondering why the thumb count was so low
#79 - meatballsammich (05/31/2013) [-]
So something scurry happened where Funnyjunk was down and I got so scared. I'm just glad it's back and I get to see you 			*******		 again. <3
So something scurry happened where Funnyjunk was down and I got so scared. I'm just glad it's back and I get to see you ******* again. <3
User avatar #82 to #79 - kakariko (05/31/2013) [-]
I missed the site as well.
And I especially missed you, you beautiful cuntbag.
#83 to #82 - meatballsammich (05/31/2013) [-]
Hugs and kisses
#47 - nikkoria (05/31/2013) [-]
destroy a ring
destroy a ring
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#63 to #47 - anderplant **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #50 to #47 - deliciousjoecocker (05/31/2013) [-]
it's darkness binds them
User avatar #52 to #50 - breadbasket (05/31/2013) [-]
"It is darkness binds them"
User avatar #24 - sweetellie ONLINE (05/31/2013) [-]
SHARK BAIT HUHAHA!
#87 to #24 - pegasister (05/31/2013) [-]
Here you go.
Here you go.
User avatar #75 - lolfire (05/31/2013) [-]
So... everyone's just going to ignore the fact that we we're down for the majority of today ?
User avatar #85 to #75 - faithrider (05/31/2013) [-]
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh i was at work all day so i didn't even notice...
User avatar #89 to #85 - tjoliva (05/31/2013) [-]
Same here. Just got on and everyone is complaining.
#80 to #75 - pegasister (05/31/2013) [-]
I was beginning to wonder if it was just me...
I was beginning to wonder if it was just me...
#44 - nightmaren (05/31/2013) [-]
&gt; not even 1000 thumbs on a post on the top spot
> not even 1000 thumbs on a post on the top spot
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#68 - colonelbyers (05/31/2013) [-]
a ring...?
#88 - kingdaniel (05/31/2013) [-]
Why was Funnyjunk down?
#58 - creosote (05/31/2013) [-]
I didn't understand what was going on with this content until probably the third one. I had thought it was a proposal to combine the films, and I've got to say, that first one would have been awesome. Or horrible. One of the two.
I didn't understand what was going on with this content until probably the third one. I had thought it was a proposal to combine the films, and I've got to say, that first one would have been awesome. Or horrible. One of the two.
User avatar #59 to #58 - GnRNoD (05/31/2013) [-]
The first one would have been jurassic park 2 with a better cast.
#64 to #59 - creosote (05/31/2013) [-]
Don't remind us of that &quot;movie.&quot;
Don't remind us of that "movie."
User avatar #66 to #64 - GnRNoD (05/31/2013) [-]
I'm not gonna say it was a good movie...
But the fact that the dinosaurs kill so many is entertaining
#74 to #66 - creosote (05/31/2013) [-]
I personally found the sheer number of casualties to be obnoxious and silly, even as a child. I mean, the part when the dudes were walking through the grass and being picked off by raptors without even noticing. Or the guy who gets eaten because he gets spooked by a coral snake... That movie has brought me nothing but pain.
I personally found the sheer number of casualties to be obnoxious and silly, even as a child. I mean, the part when the dudes were walking through the grass and being picked off by raptors without even noticing. Or the guy who gets eaten because he gets spooked by a coral snake... That movie has brought me nothing but pain.
User avatar #76 to #74 - GnRNoD (05/31/2013) [-]
Nothing but pain? Have you not seen the third movie?
JP3 is in my top 10 worst movies of all times.
#78 to #76 - creosote (05/31/2013) [-]
Two abortions. One conversation. The third one was horrible in all regards. The only things I enjoyed were Mr. Noodle (as I knew him to be named at the time) and the return of Doctor Grant. Everything else... Jesus... Probably not as bad as the possible fourth movie will be, though.
Two abortions. One conversation. The third one was horrible in all regards. The only things I enjoyed were Mr. Noodle (as I knew him to be named at the time) and the return of Doctor Grant. Everything else... Jesus... Probably not as bad as the possible fourth movie will be, though.
User avatar #81 to #78 - GnRNoD (05/31/2013) [-]
Let's just hope that they don't **** up so bad after so many years.
#84 to #81 - creosote (05/31/2013) [-]
As much as I would love to bask in this false hope, considering how many times it's been pushed back, I'd say it's a guaranteed failure.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jurassic_Park_4
#34 - jpthecursed (05/31/2013) [-]
Ah, It's good to be back.
Ah, It's good to be back.
#69 - bloodmagic (05/31/2013) [-]
Jaws and Schindler's List   
   
Both a movie about one asshole ruining a perfectly good time.
Jaws and Schindler's List

Both a movie about one asshole ruining a perfectly good time.
#70 to #69 - articulate (05/31/2013) [-]
Yeah, what a dick. He was just trying to have a good time without the jews.
User avatar #7 - codyxvasco (05/31/2013) [-]
Lost it at Brokeback.
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