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#2 - trygve
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(05/30/2013) [-]
I'm 24, let's get a giant ass tattoo of my boyfriend I met 2 months ago.
I'm 24, let's get a giant ass tattoo of my boyfriend I met 2 months ago.
#116 to #2 - masterfuck
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(05/31/2013) [-]
Getting a portrait tattoo is probably the dumbest thing to do regardless. Too many tattoo artists can't get the detail or the symmetry of the face, and it just ends up lookling like ****. And the color of the skin is not a very good background either. Imo.
#92 to #2 - hektoroftroy
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(05/31/2013) [-]
I'm 29, let's get a giant ass tattoo of my face on my back
#174 to #92 - hanabro
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(05/31/2013) [-]
To be fair, he'll probably never break up with himself.
#15 - Hightimes
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(05/30/2013) [-]
I'm glad that their are people like this in the world that literally brand themselves with stupidity. It's kinda like do not breed signs.
#23 to #15 - anon
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(05/31/2013) [-]
yeah but at least she'll most likely be faithful
#33 to #23 - xxhunterxx
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(05/31/2013) [-]
But will her boyfriend be?
#76 to #15 - anon
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(05/31/2013) [-]
I actually think the ink on her face makes her look strangely more attractive... Disregarding the fact that it's some dude's name, of course...
#162 to #15 - adplum
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#26 to #15 - ironstrike
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(05/31/2013) [-]
Oh god, I remember when I first seen that thread on here. Some idiot actually tried to defend her giant face-abomination.
#20 to #15 - TheHutchie
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(05/30/2013) [-]
You really trust the other 7 billion people to not breed with the ones with those tattoos? Unfortunately, the people who shouldn't breed tend to be the ones popping out little ******* like nobody's business.

Hence the enormous amount of twat kids in the world now.
#22 to #20 - Hightimes
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(05/31/2013) [-]
Yeah, I think we're only a generation or two away from the kids being so dumb they die really early. The more "Darwin Awards" given out in a year the better.
#175 to #22 - hanabro
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(05/31/2013) [-]
...we're smarter than ever, our stupid people just have more ways of getting their stupidity known thanks to worldwide media and the internet, etc. etc.

Why do I keep having to say this to you assholes?
#99 to #15 - therealrainbowdash
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(05/31/2013) [-]
>I'm glad that their are people
>I'm glad that their are people
#101 to #99 - Hightimes
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(05/31/2013) [-]
Five hours late, but i'm so glad you could make it.
Five hours late, but i'm so glad you could make it.
#102 to #101 - therealrainbowdash
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(05/31/2013) [-]
I'm sorry I have disappointed you, father.
#108 to #102 - Hightimes
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(05/31/2013) [-]
It's fine just try harder next time. Also work on your math.   
You have an A in Language arts, but a B- in math. Your mother and I raised you better then this.
It's fine just try harder next time. Also work on your math.
You have an A in Language arts, but a B- in math. Your mother and I raised you better then this.
#109 to #108 - therealrainbowdash
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(05/31/2013) [-]
I have nothing witty to continue this with...
I have nothing witty to continue this with...
#110 to #109 - Hightimes
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(05/31/2013) [-]
Good that took me a hot minute to think of.
#111 to #110 - therealrainbowdash
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(05/31/2013) [-]
You win this round, Hightimes!
You win this round, Hightimes!
#112 to #111 - Hightimes
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(05/31/2013) [-]
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#114 to #113 - Hightimes
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(05/31/2013) [-]
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#134 to #15 - diegotan ONLINE
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(05/31/2013) [-]
Oh yeah, that's this cool Darth Maul chick.
#178 to #134 - anon
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(05/31/2013) [-]
I think even Mauly wasn't that stupid and just painted his face.
#123 to #15 - skylerr
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(05/31/2013) [-]
I personally think she looks better without the tattoo..
#125 to #123 - Hightimes
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(05/31/2013) [-]
I've never seen that one of her before but i definitely agree.
#126 to #125 - skylerr
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(05/31/2013) [-]
Im friends with her on FB, but see like in this picture now that its healed and kind of faded, i kind of like it in a strange way lol
#147 to #126 - kimilsung
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(05/31/2013) [-]
She looks like she sold her soul to satan. what is her name tho?
#183 to #147 - skylerr
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(06/01/2013) [-]
Lesya Toumaniantz
#80 to #15 - plaidparadise
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(05/31/2013) [-]
That particularly one is kind of conflicting to me cause even though I think the tattoo in concept is dumb, I think it looks pretty sick in the aftermath.
#40 to #15 - RaptorJesus
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(05/31/2013) [-]
Stupid as she is for having that ACTUALLY done to her face.... i kinda like the way it looks... (with her hood up like that anyways... im sure if she put it down, it'd go right back to looking stupid again)
#21 to #15 - redneckhokage
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(05/30/2013) [-]
if i remember right her boyfriend was the tattoo artist that did it and he has a huge face tat too
#29 to #21 - seniorpokeman
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(05/31/2013) [-]
Actually, believe it or not, it's the same guy that got in trouble a while ago for tattooing 50-something stars on a girl's face.
#24 to #21 - Hightimes
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(05/31/2013) [-]
Yes that is true. I either see him leaving her or she'll have him by the balls the rest of his life. There really isn't any good excuse that tops that facial monstrosity.
#27 to #24 - redneckhokage
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(05/31/2013) [-]
either way, the ink itself is solid and not bad, i dont think its a good placement, but the point of tattoos is personal expression so i cant really say anything bad
#31 to #27 - Hightimes
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(05/31/2013) [-]
The lettering is good. To me it's just stupid getting your last name or anyone who isn't in your close family tatted on you.
Tagging words on walls is art, on peoples bodies it's just unimaginative when you could make some kind of visual original to you or even just nostalgic. ( but hey that's just an opinion.)
#74 to #15 - niggerlips
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(05/31/2013) [-]
the **** is she doing trying to look like darth maul
the **** is she doing trying to look like darth maul
#4 - snorp
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(05/30/2013) [-]
obligatory
#16 to #4 - wiinor
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(05/30/2013) [-]
This really pisses me off. What I would like to do to her.
This really pisses me off. What I would like to do to her.
#10 to #4 - trygve
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(05/30/2013) [-]
This is only something Yuno'd do.   
   
Jesus that chick is ******* crazy
This is only something Yuno'd do.

Jesus that chick is ******* crazy
#35 to #4 - avarius ONLINE
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(05/31/2013) [-]
this is ******* gold.
#42 to #4 - nlogax
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(05/31/2013) [-]
I flipped **** at, "who is she?"
#53 to #4 - krabface
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(05/31/2013) [-]
Sorry to ruin everyone's fun (including mine), but I just found out this is fake.
You need to login to view this link (dot)com/blogs/daily-buzz/uvic-student-austin-knill-pranks-self-girlfriend-gets-182015206.html
#173 to #4 - anon
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(05/31/2013) [-]
Worth the read gave me some chuckles
#64 to #4 - zorororonoa
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(05/31/2013) [-]
<--- No, don't ever do something as drastic as tattooing someone's face or name on you, because you can never be really sure. Also, a turtle with wings would be badass, I don't get how she would want someone's face instead of that anyway.
#171 to #4 - matchboxrider
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(05/31/2013) [-]
&quot;Idk, give him angry eyebrows or something.&quot;
"Idk, give him angry eyebrows or something."
#7 to #4 - bokkos
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(05/30/2013) [-]
I'm more impressed by the largely passable grammar.
#104 to #4 - bagguhsleep ONLINE
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(05/31/2013) [-]
Every ******* time.
#5 to #4 - qosfortyone
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(05/30/2013) [-]
******* crazy bitch is ******* crazy
#100 to #4 - saladtongsofdeath
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(05/31/2013) [-]
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#12 to #4 - crampers
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(05/30/2013) [-]
I was in the 4chan thread when that happened, holy **** it was funny

should have seen the guy facebook profile shortly after, he cropped out the face and made it his picture
#13 to #4 - crampers
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(05/30/2013) [-]
And just to backup what i just said - this i got from the boyfriends profile the date it happened (22. February 2012)

Name shouldn't be a problem since it's a public page.
#63 - mytrakytra
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(05/31/2013) [-]
Her in 10 years.
#88 to #63 - anon
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(05/31/2013) [-]
So she is going to tattoo half her body black?
#180 to #88 - mytrakytra
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(05/31/2013) [-]
Both of them were the joke.
#91 to #63 - yuukoku
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(05/31/2013) [-]
I think that's her now. Later on, she'll realize that she could have had it burned off.
#1 - tacomanofthenorth
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(05/30/2013) [-]
Whole other level of stupidity
#60 - hasinvadedyou ONLINE
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(05/31/2013) [-]
Fixed, now it could be anyone.
#179 to #60 - swiiftninja
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(05/31/2013) [-]
Looks a little like Andy Samberg
#11 - skullnigga
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(05/30/2013) [-]
i think tatoos are a bad idea
i think tatoos are a bad idea
#75 to #11 - drldrl
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(05/31/2013) [-]
The ones I'll be getting actually mean something to me, and aren't that visible.
I'll be getting an ouroboros on my wrist, for my belief in reincarnation.
The other will be "It's Never Too Late" on my other wrist. Both will be in white ink, because it looks amazing.
Pic related, the ouroboros I'm getting.
#18 to #11 - shitshute
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(05/30/2013) [-]
i think professionally done realism tattoos are ******* awesome, except when your body is covered in them.
#157 to #11 - churbro
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(05/31/2013) [-]
Some people actually have good reason to get a tattoo, say for a tribute to a dead relative or for cultural reasons. It's people like this that make tattoos look bad
#85 to #11 - theturkeyburger
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(05/31/2013) [-]
I think if you wait a year and you still want it and it's still relevant to your life, then you should get it.
#19 to #11 - davvi
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(05/30/2013) [-]
i think a simple discreet one can be pretty cool
#47 to #11 - romdadon
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(05/31/2013) [-]
i see michael bay started to direct geographical films now
i see michael bay started to direct geographical films now
#30 - sixty
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(05/31/2013) [-]
I tried...
#172 to #30 - maxismahname
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#95 to #30 - iguy
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#79 - WizardOfTheLawl
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(05/31/2013) [-]
should have been this
#115 to #79 - downtownbosscat
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(05/31/2013) [-]
terrorists! ahhhhhhhhh! runn!
#56 - RomanR
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(05/31/2013) [-]
'You are my life'

Tattoo translation if anyone cares
#96 to #56 - poojitsu
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(05/31/2013) [-]
Hooray for being Slavic. I'm Ukrainian
#103 to #96 - RomanR
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(05/31/2013) [-]
AH COMRADE! Russia and Ukraine :3