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Noobs.... They need to step up their game.. Seriously? " year olds having sex and getting drunk? When I was " I was injecting heroin and had committed my tth mu

They need to step up their game.

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Seriously? " year olds having
sex and getting drunk? When I
was " I was injecting heroin
and had committed my tth
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#21 - Obot (05/30/2013) [-]
When I was 13, I was staying up til 8
#142 to #21 - bloodmagic (05/31/2013) [-]
That's not even possible!
That's not even possible!
User avatar #66 to #21 - garymotherfingoak (05/31/2013) [-]
I stayed up past my bedtime to watch family guy
User avatar #73 to #21 - fukkentyranitar (05/31/2013) [-]
I was up til 10:30.
User avatar #117 to #21 - Durp (05/31/2013) [-]
Please. When I was 8, I was staying up until 13.
#70 to #21 - sweateagle (05/31/2013) [-]
you badass
User avatar #22 to #21 - studyofwumbology (05/30/2013) [-]
Is that even legal?
User avatar #140 to #106 - samjamfan (05/31/2013) [-]
okay, i'll be going now....
#141 to #140 - royrogersmcfreely (05/31/2013) [-]
no brother. stay!
no brother. stay!
#77 to #21 - greenthegunstar (05/31/2013) [-]
When I was 13, I was going on disneychannel . com without parents' permission.
When I was 13, I was going on disneychannel . com without parents' permission.
User avatar #143 to #77 - szymonf (05/31/2013) [-]
You're "allowed" to access websites without your parents permission at the age of 13.
I should have used a better coice of words
#27 - gibroner ONLINE (05/30/2013) [-]
ha I was committing tribal genocide and running a human trafficking ring at age thirteen
User avatar #3 - Cleavland Steamer (05/30/2013) [-]
that's pathetic.

i committed grand larceny and smoked my first bowl of PCP

too bad it got me kicked out of preschool....
#35 to #3 - mrwookie (05/30/2013) [-]
So you're telling me you were in preschool at 13
User avatar #39 to #35 - Cleavland Steamer (05/30/2013) [-]
there was probably a smarter way to phrase it
#40 to #39 - mrwookie (05/30/2013) [-]
I'm not exactly the smartest of phrasers
User avatar #41 to #40 - Cleavland Steamer (05/30/2013) [-]
no, i mean there was a smarter way to phrase my original post
User avatar #23 to #3 - snowshark (05/30/2013) [-]
Go home, you filthy casual!

I committed matricide when I was born by strangling my mom with my umbilical chord! See, this is why pregnant women shouldn't do acid.
#25 - taintedangel (05/30/2013) [-]
"These kids today sitting inside with their video games, when was their age I was outside... killing people in the fresh air."
#38 - masterboll (05/30/2013) [-]
you think thats bad?

when i was 13,
i was injecting 6 marijuanas a day
User avatar #97 to #38 - pinstre (05/31/2013) [-]
I drank 15 cocaines 8 days a week faget
User avatar #45 - ilovehitler (05/30/2013) [-]
>not killing your parents by the age of eight to absorb their strength
>not hollowing out the corpses and drying the skin
>not keeping the flesh mannequins and listening to their secrets

GOML
#74 - tonythetiger (05/31/2013) [-]
ha when i was 13 i was squeezing the toothpaste tubes from the middle to front so i can watch as the world crumble before my feet
ha when i was 13 i was squeezing the toothpaste tubes from the middle to front so i can watch as the world crumble before my feet
#88 to #74 - owmowmow (05/31/2013) [-]
You're a monster....
#94 to #88 - tonythetiger (05/31/2013) [-]
i would even drink the last of the milk and put the empty jug back in the fridge mmmuuuahahahahahahaha
#83 - neoexdeath (05/31/2013) [-]
Well lets see here, at age Six I got molested by a hobo wearing a condom laced with LSD. Spent three days tripping balls down in Dallas, woke up on the set of a snuff film...Funny story there, there was a screw-up with the script, and when I came too? Everybody ELSE was dead. Anyway, bummed around the southwest for a few years smuggling Mexicans over the border, somehow ended up sneaking them into Panama, where I got deported back to the USA for accidentally blowing up a Rum brewery. Which is why the Rum is always gone.   
   
Aaaanyway, I ended up in Kansas, and started doing underage gay porn until I was eighteen, at which point I picked up the mask to hide my shame, and my mouth scars, because most gay porn stars have like, elephant cocks or some 			****		.    
   
...Or, yknow, maybe I just had a normal childhood, and wear the mask to pick up bitches...Eh, one of the two, anyway.
Well lets see here, at age Six I got molested by a hobo wearing a condom laced with LSD. Spent three days tripping balls down in Dallas, woke up on the set of a snuff film...Funny story there, there was a screw-up with the script, and when I came too? Everybody ELSE was dead. Anyway, bummed around the southwest for a few years smuggling Mexicans over the border, somehow ended up sneaking them into Panama, where I got deported back to the USA for accidentally blowing up a Rum brewery. Which is why the Rum is always gone.

Aaaanyway, I ended up in Kansas, and started doing underage gay porn until I was eighteen, at which point I picked up the mask to hide my shame, and my mouth scars, because most gay porn stars have like, elephant cocks or some **** .

...Or, yknow, maybe I just had a normal childhood, and wear the mask to pick up bitches...Eh, one of the two, anyway.
#50 - Deavas (05/30/2013) [-]
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not to sound like a badass or anything but...


at my bar mitzva after party at a golf club, i commandeered some dumbass's golf cart and made it roll down a hill and crash.


tfw
User avatar #65 to #50 - alhemicar (05/31/2013) [-]
also, didn't know you were a jew.
#80 to #50 - Rascal (05/31/2013) [-]
you're a bad jew, it's spelled mitzvah
User avatar #114 to #50 - keeganembry **User deleted account** (05/31/2013) [-]
Hello my fellow Jewish funnyjunker!
User avatar #64 to #51 - alhemicar (05/31/2013) [-]
DAMN!
I wanted to post that too!
#54 - Rascal (05/31/2013) [-]
When I was five, I organized 9/11.
#118 - peptobismalk (05/31/2013) [-]
Amateurs. When I was 13, I ate a bowl of nails for breakfast every morning.   
   
...without any milk.
Amateurs. When I was 13, I ate a bowl of nails for breakfast every morning.

...without any milk.

User avatar #120 to #118 - murrlogic (05/31/2013) [-]
I stubbed my toe and only cried for 20 minutes

Dont touch me you filthy casual
#67 - zoidz (05/31/2013) [-]
Man those bitch kids keep saying they smoke weed all day, grow the **** up and do coke like an adult!
User avatar #61 - dajokaman (05/31/2013) [-]
When I was 13 I went to disney's website without parents permission.
#1 - alexandy (05/30/2013) [-]
so hood indeed
User avatar #8 - thedarkestrogue (05/30/2013) [-]
When i was 13, i bought an xbox and drank coca cola.
User avatar #12 to #8 - GnRNoD ONLINE (05/30/2013) [-]
I was happy at home playing command & conquer/red alert or age of empires...
Drinking coke and drawing live action (yeah you read that correctly) comics.
User avatar #95 - sabcy (05/31/2013) [-]
when I was thirteen, I had already created a criminal empire, found and extorted fairies, and saved my father from communists. - Artemis fowl
User avatar #98 to #95 - infineks (05/31/2013) [-]
I love Artemis fowl
User avatar #99 to #98 - sabcy (05/31/2013) [-]
we all do.
User avatar #129 to #99 - masterspectre (05/31/2013) [-]
Agreed.
#76 - deadbyapril (05/31/2013) [-]
By the time I was 4 I had already killed 7 men, maybe you should grow up a little.
User avatar #48 - icameheretotroll (05/30/2013) [-]
faggot, I did a penta when I was 10
User avatar #19 - jellyballs (05/30/2013) [-]
k thanks biggie
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