the story of 5 gum. if you've ever tried 5 gum, you'll understand what i'm talking about.. S gum! its like an orgasm of stimulation in yo mother MOUTH. WARM apr five gum comic comickrew stimulate your anus lol why are You Even Reading this
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the story of 5 gum. if you've ever tried 5 gum, you'll understand what i'm talking about.. S gum! its like an orgasm of stimulation in yo mother MOUTH. WARM apr

if you've ever tried 5 gum, you'll understand what i'm talking about.

S gum! its like
an orgasm of
stimulation in yo
mother *******
MOUTH.
WARM
aproximately 30
seconds later...
Meh. tastes like
rubber.
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User avatar #18 - Rest in pieces (05/27/2010) [-]
I hate 5 gum. It literally has flavor for less than 30 seconds. After that it's a ball of mushy rubber.

STRIDE FOR LIFE. Get some Stride ******* Shift Gum. Berry to ************* mint. Try it. It'll change your life forever.
User avatar #24 to #18 - Twistolime (05/27/2010) [-]
no way dude citrus to mint is the way to goooo!!
User avatar #40 to #18 - SeanHere (05/27/2010) [-]
i hear Willy wonka's gum last forever.
#48 to #40 - Rascal (01/17/2011) [-]
It dose (I had it once)
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#41 - theworldofasians **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #43 to #41 - neverrusty (05/27/2010) [-]
****** fruit flavors were a failure, they fell apart while i was chewing them, but i completely agree with you
#39 - Rascal (05/27/2010) [-]
The 5s gum React is actually an orgasm in my mouth.

One day in class, a kid asked me if I had any gum. The teacher was out of the room, so I told him that I had the best gum in the entire ******* world. He didn't believe me. I gave him a piece. After a while his eyes got really big. He screamed OMG THIS IS THE BEST ******* GUM EVER!!! I was all, I know, right? Everyone in class heard this, so they I asked me what it tasted like. I scream out IT TASTES LIKE YOUR MOUTH IS HAVING AN ORGASM. That was the second right after the teacher walked in. FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
#3 - Rekoning (05/26/2010) [-]
Happen to me once at a bathroom gas station. Gum was real slippery and had no flavor. And stupid asses made it circular like WTF!?!
User avatar #4 to #3 - EpicWin (05/26/2010) [-]
... Oh god
#5 to #4 - Rekoning (05/26/2010) [-]
...
#7 to #5 - TheGuyYouJustMet **User deleted account** (05/27/2010) [-]
a package of condoms
User avatar #31 - Toynacious (05/27/2010) [-]
wow wtf 5 GREEN gum does not lose its flavor for like an hour its amazing all you people need to CHILL THE **** OUT

I GOT THIS
User avatar #1 - trolllol (05/26/2010) [-]
gum is rubber
User avatar #9 to #1 - thumbs (05/27/2010) [-]
gum is horse hooves
User avatar #44 to #9 - trolllol (05/28/2010) [-]
no gum is made of the same stuff truck tyres are made of on flavored
User avatar #2 - comickrew (05/26/2010) [-]
without the sugar, yes
User avatar #10 - Nameloc (05/27/2010) [-]
5 Gum is basically Stride, but it's just got a ******** of more flavor in it. Alittle too strong for me, but whatever. (And it lasts for over an hour, just like stride.)
User avatar #17 - zevvay (05/27/2010) [-]
i love 5 gum personally im chewing some right now.
User avatar #11 - smurfman (05/27/2010) [-]
was it laced with lsd
User avatar #8 - comickrew (05/27/2010) [-]
sure it lasts long, but it isn't as powerful as it was like the first couple of minute. i was just over exaggerating.
#13 - Rascal (05/27/2010) [-]
NO,NO,NO,NO are you ******* KIDING ME?
This site is called FUNNYJUNK not BORINGJUNK
WILL PEOPLE PLEASE just ******* post funny picures
#14 to #13 - SabbyLarry **User deleted account** (05/27/2010) [-]
damn anons..
#19 to #14 - Rascal (05/27/2010) [-]
>:D ikr
#20 to #19 - Rascal (05/27/2010) [-]
U r an anon
#21 to #20 - Rascal (05/27/2010) [-]
I know sum anons are scary
#22 to #21 - Rascal (05/27/2010) [-]
Like u?
#23 to #22 - Rascal (05/27/2010) [-]
No like u
#25 to #23 - Rascal (05/27/2010) [-]
shutup please,
#26 to #25 - Rascal (05/27/2010) [-]
no u
#27 to #26 - Rascal (05/27/2010) [-]
nao u
#28 to #27 - Rascal (05/27/2010) [-]
meh
#49 to #28 - Rascal (01/17/2011) [-]
I HATE BABIEZ
User avatar #12 - twelveblondies (05/27/2010) [-]
five gum lasts forever i went a whole day of school with one peice and it still had its flavor
#47 - FullofWin **User deleted account** (06/04/2010) [-]
thats exactly how i felt when i tried it
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#45 - ChaosMaster **User deleted account** (05/31/2010) [-]
but you were still TRIPPIN BALLS right?
User avatar #42 - Colinr (05/27/2010) [-]
the bubblegum or whatever flavor is gross
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User avatar #33 - SlowpokeAttack (05/27/2010) [-]
really? I knew Juicy Fruit was **** , but I like 5.
#36 to #33 - Jaybirdie **User deleted account** (05/27/2010) [-]
DO NOT SPEAK OF JUICY FRUIT LIKE THAT!
#32 - eemaan (05/27/2010) [-]
so true
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