Can we make today a memorial day? desc
I take three steps outside. This ****, out of no where, sprouts from the trees like a damn tree ninja and is looking pretty menacing. He spreads his wings like I do my asscheeks for our dark lord Satan as the sun outlines his figure. He transforms into a speeding bullet, dive bombing towards the ground at terminal velocity and just smacks right into the gravel below him. Can we please honor this cardinal for his valiant effort at becoming an hero?
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