Can we make today a memorial day? desc. I take three steps outside. This , out of no where, sprouts from the trees like a damn tree ninja and is looking pretty  bird dead crash
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Can we make today a memorial day? desc

Can we make today a memorial day? desc. I take three steps outside. This , out of no where, sprouts from the trees like a damn tree ninja and is looking pretty

I take three steps outside. This **** , out of no where, sprouts from the trees like a damn tree ninja and is looking pretty menacing. He spreads his wings like I do my asscheeks for our dark lord Satan as the sun outlines his figure. He transforms into a speeding bullet, dive bombing towards the ground at terminal velocity and just smacks right into the gravel below him. Can we please honor this cardinal for his valiant effort at becoming an hero?

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#3 - Zaxplab (05/29/2013) [-]
The smack to the ground didn't kill him. He actually divebombed in front of you to protect you from a sniper bullet.
The smack to the ground didn't kill him. He actually divebombed in front of you to protect you from a sniper bullet.
#7 - flemsdfer ONLINE (05/30/2013) [-]
#5 - Rascal (05/30/2013) [-]
a bird dying at your feet is considered bad luck
#4 - huntergriff ONLINE (05/29/2013) [-]
I guess Fowl play won't be suspected?
#8 to #4 - deddead (05/30/2013) [-]
Shut up, Carlos you son of a bitch
#11 to #8 - huntergriff ONLINE (05/30/2013) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
#10 - halvizzle (05/30/2013) [-]
He aimed the slingshot wrong and missed.
#9 - deeeeznuts (05/30/2013) [-]
" He spreads his wings like I do my asscheeks for our dark lord Satan"

i started dying when i read that...
#2 - Bobtheblob ONLINE (05/29/2013) [-]
We will never forget you, brave cardinal comrade.
#1 - iguy (05/29/2013) [-]
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