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#32 - fenrirwolfe
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(05/30/2013) [-]
Fixed?
#87 to #32 - NhuckCorris
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(05/30/2013) [-]
I hate religion as a whole, so I find the above picture funny, and your picture funny also.


One thing I have noticed, Christians can take being ripped to shreds to a certain extent, but Muslims **** themselves over anything remotely negative about their religion.
#35 to #32 - tuckthisphit
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Yeah,because when somebody throws **** to your religion,you have to throw it to someone else.
#103 to #35 - fukkenname
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Bro, I'm Muslim too, but it's people like you that make Islam look bad. Honestly, if they wanna say something bad about Islam, let them. It's not a sin on your part.
#130 to #103 - fukkendragonite
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I'm sure there are worse people making Islam look bad mate.

For starters, a Muslim bloke decapitated a British solider the other week. I'm sure it's people like HIM making Islam look bad.
#144 to #130 - anon
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Sadly though, he contributes to the negative effect.
#145 to #144 - fukkendragonite
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aye truth
#43 to #35 - crazyeyedbioll
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Are people only allowed to make fun of christians?
#44 to #43 - tuckthisphit
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(05/30/2013) [-]
Is OP a muslim ? No.
Just because some jerk makes a content about Christianity,it doesnt mean you can critize Islam.
#108 to #44 - anon
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As a Muslim, I tell you that YES he CAN criticize Islam.

Is it a nice thing to make up BS lies about people and claim their religion sanctions punishment of innocent victims when it does not? NO

Just because something is wrong and not nice, does mean that people can't and won't do it.

This is the internet after all. You're not gonna change anything here by being upset about it.

My advice? Get over it buddy.
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#139 to #131 - anon
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My dear do you expect that just because they call themselves an "Islamic Court" that means they follow the rules of Islam?!

I have heard about that one actually. Those people are disgusting.

But anyways, the Quran states that for a person to be punished of adultery, there must be AT LEAST 4 eye-witnesses, who have witnessed the act AT THE SAME TIME.

This made it practically impossible for humans to punish humans for adultery. Do the fools in Pakistan and wherever follow these laws? NO!

They make up their own BS things.
AND THAT WAS ABOUT ADULTERY, where there is consent between the two parties. As far mater like rape, verdict is clear. There is a criminal and victim. The victim is free of any criticism, and the rapist criminal is the only one to be punished severely.
#141 to #139 - anon
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*As far as matters like rape,
#127 to #108 - anon
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*does NOT mean that people can't and won't do it.

One word. Mighty mistake that would destroy your point, but I see your context clearly nonetheless.
#143 to #127 - anon
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opps, sorry :\
#99 to #44 - darthblam
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It doesn't mean we CAN'T criticize Islam or any religion.
Quit your crying Islamfag.
Anyone and everyone has the right to talk about and mock whatever they please, your religion is no exception no matter what you think. Get over it.
#47 to #44 - crazyeyedbioll
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I never claimed he was Islamic? I just support the fact that it's completely fair to make fun of every and all religions and beliefs. It's called equality
#48 to #47 - tuckthisphit
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Are you atheist ?
#50 to #48 - crazyeyedbioll
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Not quite sure what I am actually. I was raised catholic but I dont completely agree with everything religion says, but I do believe in a creator or god. I just believe god takes a very very slight and unoticeable role nowadays
#49 to #48 - fenrirwolfe
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Irrelevant. His religion doesn't change anything.
#52 to #49 - tuckthisphit
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You cant mock with religions AND be a christian/muslim/buddist etc. at the same time.
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#104 to #52 - darthblam
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Ever heard of this thing called free will? Just because you're apart of an organization doesn't mean you can't or shouldn't criticize it.
Most modern religions even try to promote a sense of free will in a way, but I suppose Islam is still stuck too far in its oppressive dark age to recognize the idea.
#65 to #52 - psychosamm
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It's called not having a stick up your ass, people make fun of themselves all the time.
#53 to #52 - fenrirwolfe
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You can mock any religion whoever you are. It's called freedom of speech.
#135 to #35 - drewhamster
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Calm down Mr. Terrorist, we don't want anybody being blown up today.
#36 to #35 - fenrirwolfe
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I'm not christian.
#40 to #36 - tuckthisphit
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My argument is the same,but without "your religion".
#41 to #40 - fenrirwolfe
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Without that "your religion" there is no argument.
#42 to #41 - tuckthisphit
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Someone throws **** to Christianity,and then other people starts blaming Islam.
#94 to #42 - anon
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**** off you hypocrite. You can't laugh at someone else's religion then complain when yours is mocked. Allahu snackbar and all that.
#33 to #32 - tarekmig
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Yeah we smoke alot of hashish here in jordan.
#110 - gentlemanpyro
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"Were you raped"
No
"Good for you"
I guess im done here.
#14 - itsalwayslupus
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23 If a man happens to meet in a town a virgin pledged to be married and he sleeps with her, 24 you shall take both of them to the gate of that town and stone them to death—the young woman because she was in a town and did not scream for help, and the man because he violated another man’s wife. You must purge the evil from among you.

25 But if out in the country a man happens to meet a young woman pledged to be married and rapes her, only the man who has done this shall die. 26 Do nothing to the woman; she has committed no sin deserving death. This case is like that of someone who attacks and murders a neighbor, 27 for the man found the young woman out in the country, and though the betrothed woman screamed, there was no one to rescue her.

28 If a man happens to meet a virgin who is not pledged to be married and rapes her and they are discovered, 29 he shall pay her father fifty shekels[c] of silver. He must marry the young woman, for he has violated her. He can never divorce her as long as he lives.

A few things to consider people were married as young as 5 most of the time you were engaged before you were born. If you weren't engaged most likely it was because the other family broke it off which had to be approved (or your family broke it off). Verse 23 says nothing about rape it says they will both be stoned because it was consensual. Yes if you rape an unengaged woman you pay her father a fine, then marry her, and cannot divorce her. No one would want a non virgin for a wife that's just how things were so by forcing the rapist to marry her (rapists wouldn't want to marry her because that means supporting her forever they just wanted sex hence why they raped her they could have married her easily by talking to her dad) she at least won't starve. I know ****** solution to an easy to fix problem good thing Christians don''t follow the old testament anymore and technically never did because Christianity came around in the new testament
#19 to #14 - lastkingofx
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Very well done, also, let us not forget a story from the early bible (too lazy to find it right now) A man rapes a woman from another town that he likes, and then asks her father to marry her. So her brothers, convince them that the wedding is on, but the entire town needs to be circumcised. So the 'enemy' town circumcises themselves and then the two brothers go in while they're bleeding from the junk and kill every single one to avenge their sisters humiliation.
#70 to #19 - unoriginalaccount
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Too bad that's a Jewish story.
want to know how I know?
Circumcision.
#71 to #70 - unoriginalaccount
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Or Muslim.
But I've never heard it as a Christian story.
#115 to #71 - lastkingofx
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The Jewish Torah became the old testament of the bible. Jewish story became, christian story. The point of that was that never in the bible did god or anyone else condone the rape of a woman.
#133 to #14 - myrtille ONLINE
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Plus, it would probably deter rapists from raping women if they knew they'd be forced to live with the woman for the rest of their lives...it seems like a way to make them think about it first.
Like, "Okay so you raped her, now you have to live with the woman you raped who hates every fiber of your being and she will always hate you and you can't get rid of her EVER."
I think that's supposed to be the punishment for the man
#158 to #14 - hybridxproject
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wait, so if I want to force some cum bucket to marry me all I have to do is rape her and pay her father 50 pieces of silver?
wait, so if I want to force some cum bucket to marry me all I have to do is rape her and pay her father 50 pieces of silver?
#111 to #14 - munchlord
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It should also be noted that if she was married to her rapist, she actually wasn't required to live with him. She just couldn't marry someone else. He, however, would be required to support her and provide for her no matter where she lived.

Yes, biblical laws suck by today's standards, but this part was actually pretty progressive for women's rights for the time they were written (since women had no rights at all back then). This is coming from a non-religious person BTW:
#37 to #14 - drewbridge
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Exactly. People only want to hear that Christians are rapists and OK with rape, nothing like how this was law given specifically to the Israelites to protect them as a people, or that Jesus died and removed the Old Law.
#25 - couriersix
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This is the old testament which is a racist sexist and all around oppressing. The new testament is about kindness, generosity, loyalty to friends, laughter, honesty, spreading love and peace, and getting really pissed and bitch slapping traders in the temple and ****.
#51 to #25 - anon
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New testament still has the the fire and burning of hell
That's friendly, right?
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#155 to #61 - couriersix
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and plus all you got to do in Christianity is call your homeboy Jesus and he'll cockslap Satan in the face and take you back to Valhalla with him.
#119 to #25 - anon
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lol the old and new testaments, you know what happened between those?

god got laid.
#46 - crazyeyedbioll
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This is the old testament, you know, from several thousand years ago?
#77 to #46 - europe
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What's your point? Surely the word of god does not change, nor has it ever been wrong, has it?
#78 to #77 - crazyeyedbioll
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>word of god

the bible was written by his believers and followers, they interpreted it differently how things should be, that is why there are so many different bibles
#86 to #46 - anon
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and I suppose they wrote the new testament yesterday, right?
#89 to #86 - crazyeyedbioll
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there are modern versions written all the damn time.
#97 to #89 - anon
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Doesnt make it true,useful or right
#102 to #97 - crazyeyedbioll
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does this have to turn into another IM ATHIEST ALL RELIGIOUS PEOPLE ARE WRONG AND RETARDED conversation? people are free to have their own beliefs wrong or not.
#126 to #46 - slumberdonkey
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>Implying that 3000-4000 years ago is somehow worse than 1500-2000 years ago   
>They were all very primitive   
>They didn't know what ******* gravity was
>Implying that 3000-4000 years ago is somehow worse than 1500-2000 years ago
>They were all very primitive
>They didn't know what ******* gravity was
#132 to #126 - crazyeyedbioll
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Well, quite frankly yes, 1500 years ago is much better than 4000 years ago. As time progressed things slowly improved, im not saying that to today's standards anything 1500 years ago was good but it was a hell of a lot better than 4000 years ago
#134 to #132 - slumberdonkey
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I can assure you that almost no scientific discovery was going on during that period. It was a bunch of people with very stupid ideas about the universe spreading those stupid ideas.
#136 to #134 - crazyeyedbioll
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That is why they were called the dark ages. But popular opinion or not there were some advances at the time, not alot. but better than nothing
#137 to #136 - slumberdonkey
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My point is, they didn't ******* know what gravity was. How could someone without the knowledge of simple universal forces know more about the cosmos than anyone today?
My point is, they didn't ******* know what gravity was. How could someone without the knowledge of simple universal forces know more about the cosmos than anyone today?
#138 to #137 - crazyeyedbioll
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Im not saying anyone back then knew better than we do now though, so why are you stating this?
#72 to #46 - ronyx
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So it doesn't count because it's old? or is it because it's not acceptable now, yet hating homosexuals is still acceptable so we'll hold to that even though its thousands of years old?
#74 to #72 - crazyeyedbioll
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I dont speak for all christians. some are stupid and pick and choose what they want from old testament yes. but not all are retards
#75 to #72 - unoriginalaccount
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Not all Christians hate gay people.
Only the really stupid ones.
Stop thinking all Christians hate gays.
Not all Muslims are terrorist and not every Jew is good with money.
#60 to #46 - hueyfreeman
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So is the part about homosexuality being an abomination, but people still quote that one.
#73 to #60 - unoriginalaccount
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I've met plenty of Christians who have no problem with gay people.
#82 to #73 - hueyfreeman
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Well, I've met plenty that do. A lot of the disgusting hicks in my town are homophobic, racist bigots, who also claim that they are good Christians. What the **** gives them the right to choose which parts of the bible hold true?

"Homosexuals are sinners and should go to hell, it says so in the old testament."
"Ok, but the old testament also says you can't wear clothing made of multiple types of fabric."
"Oh my god, shut the **** up, that's the old testament, it doesn't count."

tl;dr Christianity is too often used as a medium for ignorance, hatred, and bigotry.
#83 to #82 - unoriginalaccount
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I actually go to a Christian church that has no problems with gay people at all.....I've met gay Christians.
#88 to #83 - hueyfreeman
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Yeah, I understand, that's why I said " too often". Not always. Some people actually understand the message that Christianity is trying to portray, "love thy neighbor" and all that, but there are also groups (down here in the southern states particularly) with a distorted image of the bible, who pick out which ones to ignore and which ones to follow, specifically targeting the ones that forbid things they disapprove of, such as gay marriage. The only reason there are Christian bigots is because there are ignorant people, and they don't want to admit it, lest they be revealed to be the ignorant assholes they truly are, is because they think gay people are gross. They use Christianity as an excuse to oppress gay people, because they don't like gay people.

tl;dr not everyone does, but a lot do.
#90 to #88 - unoriginalaccount
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I live in Florida.
But yeah I go to two Churches and the 2nd one is really anti-gay and it really bothers me.
#92 to #90 - hueyfreeman
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...I, too, live in florida. Sarasota, you?
#95 to #92 - unoriginalaccount
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Miami.
Wow.
#3 - anon
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>Picking on Leviticus.
Seriously, it's the easiest book of the bible to make fun of. All it proves is that you haven't actually read any of the book you like to make fun of.
#58 to #3 - Her
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If something is so damn easy to make fun of and pick out flaws from...   
..you think maybe there's a reason for that?   
   
Nobody uses logic anymore, I swear.
If something is so damn easy to make fun of and pick out flaws from...
..you think maybe there's a reason for that?

Nobody uses logic anymore, I swear.
#112 to #58 - mayormilkman
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That .gif is very euphoric.
That .gif is very euphoric.
#6 to #3 - sketchE
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the funny thing is its the most cited section for religious base views
#4 to #3 - jackoacko
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"For truly I tell you, until heaven and earth disappear, not the smallest letter, not the least stroke of a pen, will by any means disappear from the Law until everything is accomplished." - Matthew 5:18 (New International Version)

States that all laws stated in the old testament must be fulfilled, no matter how minute.

"All Scripture is God-breathed and is useful for teaching, rebuking, correcting and training in righteousness" - 2 Timothy 3:16 (New International Version)
#160 to #4 - anon
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Anon #3 here.

My goodness. I started more of a crapfest than I expected.
Anyway, what my point was, is that in my experience, anyone using Leviticus to attack Christianity doesn't actually know what they're talking about, and are just regurgitating something they heard someone else say.
#163 to #160 - jackoacko
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You don't know what you are talking about. I know that not all Christian doctrines adhere to Leviticus as something to be abided by but the Bible refers to itself as inerrant in many verses. So no, by stating that by using Leviticus shows idiocy and forms a weak argument against morals preached in the Bible shows apathy to the verses which preaches of its inerrancy.
#22 to #4 - anon
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Not wanting to start a war or anything, I just wish to clear up the misunderstanding/lack of context.
The very verse ahead of this one says, 'Do not think that I [Jesus] came to destroy the Law or the Prophets. I did not come to destroy, but to fulfill.' <-
'until everything is accomplished' is not referring to every single Old Testament law, but to the specific prophecies concerning the coming of Christ. Once He arrived and died, the laws of the Old Testament became null.
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#149 to #116 - Bad Man
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How about the Old Testament doesn't count anymore because new laws were given?
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#154 to #151 - Bad Man
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If you actually read the Bible, you'd know that the law is made in the first place to show that humanity can't keep the law. God modifies it not because it was meant to be perfect, but to adjust it because it was necessary for what was to come.
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#157 to #156 - Bad Man
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For a separate culture in a separate time that no longer applies to modern people?

Of course.
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#161 to #159 - Bad Man
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You missed the importance of my statement: God didn't adjust the laws because He was imperfect, or realized that the law wasn't perfect after the fact, but because the law at the time was appropriate, and changed it when it wasn't. If He wanted the law to remain the same in a society that no longer needed it, it would be directly controlling the society itself, which goes against free will.
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#84 - nexcell
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********** below me:

"its old testament its not the word of god, the new testament is the new word of god"

just saying, revising something to conform to a civilization is a form of control, just like laws. did it ever occur to anyone that the bible could have just been the "constitution" for those times? I mean, they needed something, it wasnt called the dark ages for nothing, people were throwing **** at eachother and stoning women for having a thought...
#98 to #84 - anon
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The dark ages is a very bad name for that time period. They were not throwing **** at each other what so ever. They did have sewer systems set up in most cities. Also, they had schools/universities so can we stop saying that they were stupid? Their information didn't just burn overnight.
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#5 - yentabear
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I bet before more modern science people got quite freaked out when they're pleasing their loves and then **************** there's blood all over their dick
#11 to #5 - ohgodwhatthefuck
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but there isn't blood on my dick now
#20 to #11 - yentabear
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Heh
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#10 to #1 - kwanzalord
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it's true, some women were killed even though they never had sex.

Though I recall there was one virgin....who somehow got pregnant and she didn't get stoned
#27 to #10 - tsukaza
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It's funny you bring that up..
That's all I want to say... It's just funny.