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#2 - heafi
Reply +176
(05/29/2013) [-]
How is gallium not bigger than Play Doh yet? Sell it together with a little T-1000 mold and you'll be rich!
How is gallium not bigger than Play Doh yet? Sell it together with a little T-1000 mold and you'll be rich!
#40 to #2 - anon
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(05/30/2013) [-]
Because gallium is 3 dollars a gram and play doh is 50 cents a gram.
#68 to #40 - sebsebsebh
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(05/30/2013) [-]
play doh is waaaaaaaaaaaay cheaper than 50 cents per gram.
#128 to #2 - anon
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(05/30/2013) [-]
Play Doh is made with Boric acid, water, salt, flour and mineral oil. Boron isn't exactly the most common substance on the planet but it's sure as hell easier to get than Gallium. Gallium does not occur naturally and can react much easier (oxidizing) than a more stable substance, and Gallium is toxic to swallow whereas Play Doh is not (it just tastes like Poseidon's salty butthole). Also, Gallium melts at 29*C (85*F), so even then it would take awhile to melt and isn't as malleable or stretchable as a solid substance.
#171 to #2 - tealkangaroo
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(05/30/2013) [-]
because where I'm from... it's pretty much alaways in liquid form anyway
#6 to #2 - festinas
Reply +50
(05/29/2013) [-]
Not toxic to have in the hand but eating gallium(III) chloride can cause throat irritation, difficulty breathing and chest pain.
#9 to #6 - kazorkthedork
Reply +365
(05/29/2013) [-]
lego can do that too.
#61 to #9 - twelveinchessoft
Reply +58
(05/30/2013) [-]
Yeah but stepping on Gallium and Play Doh isn't deadly
#244 to #61 - anon
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(05/30/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces is so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
#267 to #244 - ironsoul
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(05/30/2013) [-]
#10 to #9 - therealpokemon
Reply +19
(05/29/2013) [-]
Response of the year, ladies and gentlemen. +1
#87 to #9 - stankybutt
Reply +13
(05/30/2013) [-]
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#206 to #6 - zedong
Reply +5
(05/30/2013) [-]
Comparing gallium(III)chloride to metallic gallium is like comparing oxygen gas to Dioxygen difluoride (O2F2)(which is a ridiculously dangerous gas).
Metallic gallium doesn't react with chloride just out of the blue.
Also, link to a good article about O2F2: pipeline.corante.com/archives/2010/02/23/things_i_wont_work_with_dioxygen_difluoride.php

TLDR: Lern2chemist
#46 to #6 - thenewnuggubler
Reply +4
(05/30/2013) [-]
I think there's a big difference between a pure element and a compound that it forms with a toxic gas.
#13 - facepain
Reply +231
(05/29/2013) [-]
Best prank ever: Gallium dildo
#221 to #13 - jakatackka
Reply -7
(05/30/2013) [-]
And then you can die of vaginal heavy-metal poisoning!
#248 to #221 - iphoneguy
Reply +9
(05/30/2013) [-]
#251 to #248 - jakatackka
Reply +4
(05/30/2013) [-]
Oops, my mistake. Sorry!
#43 to #13 - rainbowtacos
Reply +25
(05/30/2013) [-]
A slight variation on that "Melts in your mouth" feeling.
#60 - dubsdecidemyname
Reply +121
(05/30/2013) [-]
"Sadly, unscrupulous companies and individuals sell these shrimp in spherical, fully sealed glass containers widely called "ecospheres." It is claimed by the companies that sell them that they are selling a fully functioning ecosystem with the shrimp and the algae forming a mini ecosystem. The shrimp eat the algae and produce waste. The waste serves as a fertilizer for the algae. However, that claim is uninformed nonsense at best, and a sad and devious lie for the sake of profits and to the detriment of these wonderful animals. The truth is that these shrimp slowly starve to death, suffocate and get poisoned in those containers, due to lack of food and oxygen, and the accumulation of shrimp waste. Those kinds of containers would kill any other shrimp within a few days, but it takes 1-3 years for these "Supershrimp" to finally die, due to its remarkable physiology to deal with extreme conditions. During this multi-year torture, they actually *shrink* (every time they molt) due to lack of food, which means that they are basically consuming their own body. The lack of food kills them in the end. The little algae they find in the container lacks in nutritional value and is just not enough to keep these shrimp alive for long. It seems to be "in" and "cool" to have these tiny torture containers sitting on one's desk nowadays, but hopefully this website can contribute towards informing the general public about what is really behind those "ecospheres"." - You need to login to view this link
#153 to #60 - anon
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(05/30/2013) [-]
So you are saying that if I get one of these they will see me as their Schrimp God?
#253 to #60 - harbingerwolf
Reply +1
(05/30/2013) [-]
Started seeing these for sale round here, its disgusting. I think there is some ******** where invertebrates arent technically alive according to the law or some BS like that.

Its not as bad as chine though, they put baby turtles and goldfish in the same things.

I hate the Chinese...
#233 to #60 - meganinja
Reply +2
(05/30/2013) [-]
sounds metal.
#154 - felixjarl
Reply +61
(05/30/2013) [-]
Did someone say: Ferrofluid?
#247 to #154 - TheShadowHog
Reply 0
(05/30/2013) [-]
where is this from?
#194 to #154 - faytleingod
Reply +5
(05/30/2013) [-]
I'll buy 20!
I'll buy 20!
#205 to #154 - isomeras
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(05/30/2013) [-]
#178 to #154 - thewaronbeingcool
Reply +17
(05/30/2013) [-]
Why does that exist?
#192 to #178 - badmonkey
Reply +15
(05/30/2013) [-]
Rule 34 bruh
#29 - dehfurk
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(05/30/2013) [-]
#189 to #29 - ghettoswag
Reply 0
(05/30/2013) [-]
Classic Chris!
#25 - slyve
Reply +42
(05/30/2013) [-]
This image has expired
Aerogel: www.thinkgeek.com/product/e644/

Eco-Sphere: www.eco-sphere.com/

Gomboc (This thing is way too expensive if you ask me): www.gomboc-shop.com/

Gallium: www.amazon.com/Gallium-99-99-grams-GalliumSource-L

Miracle Berries: www.amazon.com/mberry-MFT10-Miracle-Fruit-Tablets/

Ferrofluid Magnet thingy: www.thinkgeek.com/product/f025/

Plush Microbes: www.giantmicrobes.com/

And i can't afford any of those things. **** me.
#144 to #25 - raidaltamimi
Reply +3
(05/30/2013) [-]
I found this! I want one.
#16 - thephantur
Reply +37
(05/29/2013) [-]
I kind of want to give one of those miracle berry tablets to a stoner and see what the **** happens when he gets the munchies.
#77 - lanfear
Reply +36
(05/30/2013) [-]
Gave these to my fiance for valentines day. They are various STD's
#203 to #77 - anon
Reply 0
(05/30/2013) [-]
Sooo... You gave your girlfriend various kinds of STD for valentines day?
#265 to #203 - lanfear
Reply 0
(05/30/2013) [-]
Uh no, I am not a lesbian. I have me male fiance who lives half way across the country in the airforce STD's for valentines day. . . straight from college!
#49 - canadianguyeh
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(05/30/2013) [-]
#246 to #49 - diegotan ONLINE
Reply +2
(05/30/2013) [-]
Two men walk into a bar. One odrders H2O. Theg second says "I'll have some H2O, too". The bartender just gives him oridinary water, because he doesn't have ******* Hydrogen Peroxide in his bar.
Two men walk into a bar. One odrders H2O. Theg second says "I'll have some H2O, too". The bartender just gives him oridinary water, because he doesn't have ******* Hydrogen Peroxide in his bar.
#62 to #49 - twelveinchessoft
Reply +4
(05/30/2013) [-]
Indeed

Hydrogen Peroxide isn't safe for drinking
#17 - yellowcardraiden
Reply +25
(05/29/2013) [-]
Gallium reminded me of Brandon from Rooster Teeth when he got some on his hands. (he washed his hands after grabbing Gallium)