Police Chief. . about an hour ago . lit Well.... some ofyou have been waiting on me to go back on my word. It has happened.... H Driffield Police Department ' 4
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about an hour ago . lit
Well.... some ofyou have been waiting on me to go back on my word. It has happened....
H Driffield Police Department ' 44, 673 like this
With all ofthe talk about writing tickets, all ofyou have heard me say numerous times... I
do not care about tickets. I have changed my mind.
Effective next week, my officers will have a quota for tickets.... at least one per shift. We are
going to be profiling, too. We will target a specific group, with the express purpose of
writing as many tickets as possible. I am strongly encouraging my officers to write as many
as they can, eyery shift, eyery day... it is called operation Safe Summer...
When operation Safe Summer kicks off next week, officers will hit the streets looking for
our target group.... kids 12 and under. If a child 12 or under is observed wearing his or her
helment while biking... the child will be stopped and issued a ticket... for a free ice cream
cone from Franks , located on .
This is the kind of ticket writing I REALLY enjoy.... Chief Elmer
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#1 - anon (05/29/2013) [+] (3 replies)
4chan tought me to read the last line before rustling all my jimms
#5 - neonblackkitty (05/29/2013) [+] (5 replies)
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#7 - dwarfman (05/29/2013) [+] (12 replies)
This dude is alright.
This dude is alright.
#3 - eclecticparadigm **User deleted account** (05/29/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Come and get your free ice cream ticket.
Come and get your free ice cream ticket.
#6 - sxxxxxxx (05/29/2013) [-]
I was so ******* rustled
you don't even know
#14 - guymandude (05/30/2013) [-]
mfw reading this. Almost raged...
#25 - jagenblitz ONLINE (05/30/2013) [-]
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User avatar #11 - Hightimes (05/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I went to school there. Field High School. Chief is a pretty cool guy. (P.S almost **** my pants when I saw this post.)
#73 - I Am Monkey (05/30/2013) [+] (2 replies)
These are the sort of things your police department can do when you live in a town with no black people.
These are the sort of things your police department can do when you live in a town with no black people.
#35 - corset (05/30/2013) [-]
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#30 - toasthhemost (05/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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#64 - esmebuffay ONLINE (05/30/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Some cops are dick but by in large I think they're mostly just normal guys doing their jobs, I don't get why they receive so much hate.
User avatar #44 - spoogle (05/30/2013) [+] (3 replies)
helment
User avatar #23 - Kboers (05/30/2013) [-]
they did this in my city once, me and my brother were biking to mcdonalds and a bike cop stopped us. We were ******** ourselves until he gave us coupons to get more food at the place we were headed anyways. So much mcdonalds...
#2 - RabbidRabbits (05/29/2013) [-]
kids' fw getting stopped and given a ticket
kids' fw getting stopped and given a ticket
User avatar #26 - xxELITExx (05/30/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I bet a lot more people would obey the law if every once in a while they looked at your record and give you five bucks if it was clean lol
#96 - sheperdofthestars (05/30/2013) [-]
Reward the good behaviors, and you won't have to worry as much about the bad ones.   
   
This 						************					 gets it.   
   
It's about damn time.
Reward the good behaviors, and you won't have to worry as much about the bad ones.

This ************ gets it.

It's about damn time.
#10 - hueyfreeman (05/30/2013) [-]
I don't wear my helmet
#85 - dudeski (05/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
First I was like.
#86 to #85 - dudeski (05/30/2013) [-]
But then I lol'd
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