Police Chief. . about an hour ago . lit Well.... some ofyou have been waiting on me to go back on my word. It has happened.... H Driffield Police Department ' 4
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Police Chief

about an hour ago . lit
Well.... some ofyou have been waiting on me to go back on my word. It has happened....
H Driffield Police Department ' 44, 673 like this
With all ofthe talk about writing tickets, all ofyou have heard me say numerous times... I
do not care about tickets. I have changed my mind.
Effective next week, my officers will have a quota for tickets.... at least one per shift. We are
going to be profiling, too. We will target a specific group, with the express purpose of
writing as many tickets as possible. I am strongly encouraging my officers to write as many
as they can, eyery shift, eyery day... it is called operation Safe Summer...
When operation Safe Summer kicks off next week, officers will hit the streets looking for
our target group.... kids 12 and under. If a child 12 or under is observed wearing his or her
helment while biking... the child will be stopped and issued a ticket... for a free ice cream
cone from Franks , located on .
This is the kind of ticket writing I REALLY enjoy.... Chief Elmer
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#5 - neonblackkitty (05/29/2013) [-]
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#29 to #5 - BroadSword (05/30/2013) [-]
Which episode is this Gif from?
Which episode is this Gif from?
User avatar #47 to #29 - udo (05/30/2013) [-]
Im not sure it's even from modern family, but I love how that's what we assume once seeing Phil. Phil is love, phil is life.
User avatar #48 to #47 - BroadSword (05/30/2013) [-]
I just assumed it was because of his demeanor in the gif lol
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User avatar #74 to #29 - reptarz (05/30/2013) [-]
its from the movie Butter
User avatar #11 - Hightimes (05/30/2013) [-]
I went to school there. Field High School. Chief is a pretty cool guy. (P.S almost **** my pants when I saw this post.)
#101 to #11 - ballintwist (05/30/2013) [-]
I went to springfield and was wondering if this was the Brimfield in our area. This is so cool!!
#1 - John Cena (05/29/2013) [-]
4chan tought me to read the last line before rustling all my jimms
User avatar #121 to #1 - brenton (05/30/2013) [-]
I force myself to not skip down to the last line, even if I know something's up. You lose the entertainment value if you spoil it for yourself right off the bat.
User avatar #99 to #1 - jetpistol (05/30/2013) [-]
taught*
sorry
User avatar #65 to #1 - deescalation ONLINE (05/30/2013) [-]
"This is the kind of ticket writing I REALLY enjoy....Chief Oliver"
#6 - sxxxxxxx (05/29/2013) [-]
I was so ******* rustled
you don't even know
#35 - corset (05/30/2013) [-]
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#25 - jagenblitz (05/30/2013) [-]
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#14 - guymandude (05/30/2013) [-]
mfw reading this. Almost raged...
#3 - eclecticparadigm **User deleted account** (05/29/2013) [-]
Come and get your free ice cream ticket.
Come and get your free ice cream ticket.
User avatar #78 to #3 - kampi (05/30/2013) [-]
I don't know why, but somehow this fits awfully well with the .gif.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=dT9tFvZmHT8&list=SPACFF23150DBE2D03
#90 to #78 - pollepolle (05/30/2013) [-]
> awfully well   
OXYMORONS!
> awfully well
OXYMORONS!
#7 - dwarfman (05/29/2013) [-]
This dude is alright.
This dude is alright.
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#18 to #12 - dwarfman (05/30/2013) [-]
Sure about that?
#83 to #18 - huntergriff ONLINE (05/30/2013) [-]
The **** did he say?
#123 to #83 - dwarfman (05/30/2013) [-]
Something about how Chuckie lost it or something.
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#20 to #19 - dwarfman (05/30/2013) [-]
I believe it would qualify as a bad one.
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#22 to #21 - dwarfman (05/30/2013) [-]
I don't see the resemblance.
User avatar #15 to #7 - nightlove (05/30/2013) [-]
what is that from?
User avatar #16 to #15 - captiancook ONLINE (05/30/2013) [-]
Cowboy Bebop. Check it out its very good and worth the time.
User avatar #100 to #16 - jetpistol (05/30/2013) [-]
There's also a movie. (Very good too)
#64 - esmebuffay (05/30/2013) [-]
Some cops are dick but by in large I think they're mostly just normal guys doing their jobs, I don't get why they receive so much hate.
User avatar #119 to #64 - brenton (05/30/2013) [-]
You only hear about bad cases because the little ***** that break the law in the first place run to the press and flip **** . Very rarely does a story like this break to the public.
User avatar #120 to #119 - brenton (05/30/2013) [-]
*Like Brimfield's story, that is.
#84 to #64 - John Cena (05/30/2013) [-]
I'm not saying all police officers are bad, buuuut....the majority of them are just there as soldiers for the government
User avatar #110 to #84 - suddenlypotatoes (05/30/2013) [-]
I'm not saying you're wrong, buuut... Wait, yeah I am. You're wrong as **** .
User avatar #71 to #64 - wersand (05/30/2013) [-]
Because it's easy to publicize people who are being dicks, so they get all of the attention.
#30 - toasthhemost (05/30/2013) [-]
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User avatar #102 to #30 - sergeantamerica **User deleted account** (05/30/2013) [-]
Canadian riot
User avatar #23 - Kboers (05/30/2013) [-]
they did this in my city once, me and my brother were biking to mcdonalds and a bike cop stopped us. We were ******** ourselves until he gave us coupons to get more food at the place we were headed anyways. So much mcdonalds...
User avatar #26 - xxELITExx (05/30/2013) [-]
I bet a lot more people would obey the law if every once in a while they looked at your record and give you five bucks if it was clean lol
User avatar #38 to #26 - sepheroth (05/30/2013) [-]
I've gotten away with trying to break into a gated community because I told them I knew the code for the other gate and that I had a clean record.

I mean, I actually did know the gate for the main entrance, and I actually do have a clean record. But they had no way of knowing that without actually checking!
User avatar #31 to #26 - waffies ONLINE (05/30/2013) [-]
Heck.... i'd do it for a klondike bar!
User avatar #124 to #31 - xxELITExx (05/30/2013) [-]
well thats not fair cuz someone will do anything for a klondike bar
#96 - sheperdofthestars (05/30/2013) [-]
Reward the good behaviors, and you won't have to worry as much about the bad ones.   
   
This 			************		 gets it.   
   
It's about damn time.
Reward the good behaviors, and you won't have to worry as much about the bad ones.

This ************ gets it.

It's about damn time.
#10 - hueyfreeman (05/30/2013) [-]
I don't wear my helmet
#95 - nimba (05/30/2013) [-]
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#73 - I Am Monkey (05/30/2013) [-]
These are the sort of things your police department can do when you live in a town with no black people.
These are the sort of things your police department can do when you live in a town with no black people.
#79 to #73 - John Cena (05/30/2013) [-]
free ice cream for the ****** riding my bike with his helmet
User avatar #82 to #79 - noopinion (05/30/2013) [-]
only if he shows proof of purchase for the bike
#60 - swagbot (05/30/2013) [-]
... FOR A FREE ICE CREAM CONE FROM FRANKS DRIVE-IN!!!
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User avatar #52 to #41 - Deeticky (05/30/2013) [-]
That was one of my favorite movies ever. I smile and wave at every police officer I see now.
User avatar #49 to #41 - luthervonappledorf (05/30/2013) [-]
That film was fantastic. Sad ending but still, really made me feel for the characters. Reminded me of Southland.
User avatar #81 to #49 - capslockrage (05/30/2013) [-]
ME TOO
SOUTHLAND WAS CANCELLED
WAAAAAA
HOW THE **** DO THEY JUST UP AND CANCEL THE BEST COP SHOW EVER
DA **** BRUH
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