Choices. . you Become the most powerful Lantern of your chosen corps, and you can do with it as you please you Become a sithlord, or Jedi Knight And become the
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Choices

you Become the most powerful Lantern of
your chosen corps, and you can do with it
as you please
you Become a sithlord, or Jedi Knight
And become the apprentice of any
possable Mentor.
you become a student at hogwarts the
same year as Harry Potter first
enrolls.
you become a pokemon Trainer, and
ity given any starter you wish
you are given the Deathnote
you have the one ring, It does not
corrupt you, but the wraith: still
C you are Batman
you may choose your mutant power,
and are a student at xaviers school.
you have the pick of destiny,
and are the greatest rocker of
all time.
you are a Digimon Tamer, and can
have any companion you wish.
you are the guest on sesame street,
and can teach keds anything you wish.
you are a Guest on Game Grumps.
you are now friends with the Dude
Choose Wisely
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#7 - anon (05/29/2013) [-]
Why are some of these choices even here? is there anyone that would give up ANY mutant power, becoming a sith or jedi, being the most powerful lantern, etc, just so they can be a guest on game grumps or teach kids on sesame street? You mean I could be all powerful? Na, I want to teach kids about the letter p.
User avatar #203 to #7 - Eralus ONLINE (05/30/2013) [-]
I will teach the children of the world about Battletoads. Sponsored today by the letter B!
User avatar #212 to #7 - BLOONMOON (05/30/2013) [-]
Essentially, children are the future. You can teach them to hate, expect wars and more hate in the world. Teach them to appreciate what most of the kids today don't appreciate, to think for themselves and question everything, and you can expect better generations to come. Something among those lines. If you don't see the massive power that is, then you have to re-think. It might not seem much, but you would be surprised in how much a parent will let their children absorb television at young ages.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ect-kgxBb4M
^its a link to Sesame Street's famous 'One of these things is not like the other' song
Do you realize this could have been the possible seed in many children that would grow into racism or xenophobia? A child's mind is so ******* simple, so much power. Thats my own opinion anyways.
User avatar #78 to #7 - funnyhillman (05/29/2013) [-]
you could teach all the kids how to be racist or nazis. think about it.
#182 to #78 - anon (05/30/2013) [-]
We have the internet, kids are already racist and 90% have ****** my mom.
#52 - mattymc (05/29/2013) [-]
>choose pick of destiny
>become greatest rockstar of all time
> single-handedly revive rock and roll as the most popular genre of music
> party and get laid constantly
>create new golden age of rock
> buy out the record label that owned me
> do philanthropy, using my millions to improve the lives of others
> retire knowing that i made a difference
#34 - chaosnazo (05/29/2013) [-]
>Choose Pokémon
>Choose Jirachi for starter
>Wish for everything else

You are making it too easy for me.
#49 to #34 - captnpl (05/29/2013) [-]
You don't have enough badges to train him.
You don't have enough badges to train him.
#59 to #34 - ctfacrylic (05/29/2013) [-]
"You are given any starter you wish"
Keyword: Starter
Nice try though.
#46 - nexdemise ONLINE (05/29/2013) [-]
Death note.

There's plenty of people that need to die. First page dedicated to the westboro baptist church.
#73 to #46 - iaintevencare (05/29/2013) [-]
You'd have to write real small...
User avatar #219 to #73 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (05/30/2013) [-]
Nope. If the same rules apply, he would never run out of pages
#18 - thesheepguru (05/29/2013) [-]
Gimme the pick any time
#162 - seesaws (05/30/2013) [-]
GUEST ON GAME GRUMPS? COUNT ME IN.
GUEST ON GAME GRUMPS? COUNT ME IN.
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#166 to #162 - lorddoctoroftardis (05/30/2013) [-]
EVEN DEMOS KNOW!!!
EVEN DEMOS KNOW!!!
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#64 - iaintevencare (05/29/2013) [-]
Guess I didn't really have a choice.....
#66 to #64 - fuckatron (05/29/2013) [-]
Is that THE pick of destiny?? and if so, you can choose another as you already have it.
#71 to #66 - iaintevencare (05/29/2013) [-]
Pokémon trainer then!!
#159 - photoninja (05/30/2013) [-]
I'm wouldn't be a Digimon Tamer, I'd be a Digidestined!
I'm wouldn't be a Digimon Tamer, I'd be a Digidestined!
User avatar #190 to #159 - sketchE (05/30/2013) [-]
i dunno the upgrade cards and fusing with the digimon? my choice is veemon though so
#157 - reican (05/30/2013) [-]
Pokemon all the way
Pokemon all the way
User avatar #141 - sptnfouroneseven (05/30/2013) [-]
As much as I am a fan of Harry Potter. Nope, The chances of me dying in Hogwarts because of those events... Are high as all hell. The Jedi Knight/Sith Lord sounds cool and all, but the ability to cut your own head off is too high... Im already half Batman, so that's a good choice...

Either Digimon Tamer with Augumon, from Digimon Adventures of course, or Batman.
User avatar #220 to #141 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (05/30/2013) [-]
Eh. But still, even with the Digimon, Pokemon, or Batman choices, you are still mortal. Being a Jedi or being a student at Hogwarts, your potential would be unlimited
#99 - tomsophsis ONLINE (05/30/2013) [-]
i'd phase through walls like a boss.
#57 - cheifadvisoryuri (05/29/2013) [-]
Being on television with a widely viewed network would play very well on my part considering what I do.
#164 - jalthelas (05/30/2013) [-]
**jalthelas rolls 2**
#180 to #164 - dikslapping ONLINE (05/30/2013) [-]
2 dead parents   
   
gif is just there for entertainment purposes and is not a reflection of this comment.
2 dead parents

gif is just there for entertainment purposes and is not a reflection of this comment.
#134 - klokwork ONLINE (05/30/2013) [-]
THE MOTHER 			*******		 PICK   
   
'Cause it's the Pick!   
Of Destiny, child.   
You know where we'll be rockin', 'cause it's 			*******		 insane.   
   
It's just the Pick!   
Of Destiny, child.   
More precious than a diamond on a platinum chain.   
   
In Venice beach there was a man named Kage.   
When he was buskin' he was all the rage.   
He met Jables and he taught him well.   
All the techniques that were developed in Hell.   
   
Cock push-ups and the power slide.   
gig simulation now there's nowhere to hide.   
They formed a band they named Tenacious D.   
And then they got the Pick of Destiny.
THE MOTHER ******* PICK

'Cause it's the Pick!
Of Destiny, child.
You know where we'll be rockin', 'cause it's ******* insane.

It's just the Pick!
Of Destiny, child.
More precious than a diamond on a platinum chain.

In Venice beach there was a man named Kage.
When he was buskin' he was all the rage.
He met Jables and he taught him well.
All the techniques that were developed in Hell.

Cock push-ups and the power slide.
gig simulation now there's nowhere to hide.
They formed a band they named Tenacious D.
And then they got the Pick of Destiny.
#138 to #134 - shitstormjoe (05/30/2013) [-]
You get my thumb good sir... ************** !
User avatar #139 to #134 - satanlovesyou (05/30/2013) [-]
there is no other real option.
User avatar #174 - astrozombies **User deleted account** (05/30/2013) [-]
The pick of destiny. Don't even have to think twice.
#173 - addlen (05/30/2013) [-]
Being friends with The Dude > everything else.
Being friends with The Dude > everything else.
#171 - gamgroomps (05/30/2013) [-]
I've never been good at choosing, so I'll let my username choose for me.
#170 - anon (05/30/2013) [-]
The one ring; cheerleader locker rooms. That is all.
User avatar #132 - tombombadil (05/30/2013) [-]
Why would I want to enroll the same time as Harry? **** got ****** up hard as soon as he walked in the door.
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