Choices. . you Become the most powerful Lantern of your chosen corps, and you can do with it as you please you Become a sithlord, or Jedi Knight And become the
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Choices

you Become the most powerful Lantern of
your chosen corps, and you can do with it
as you please
you Become a sithlord, or Jedi Knight
And become the apprentice of any
possable Mentor.
you become a student at hogwarts the
same year as Harry Potter first
enrolls.
you become a pokemon Trainer, and
ity given any starter you wish
you are given the Deathnote
you have the one ring, It does not
corrupt you, but the wraith: still
C you are Batman
you may choose your mutant power,
and are a student at xaviers school.
you have the pick of destiny,
and are the greatest rocker of
all time.
you are a Digimon Tamer, and can
have any companion you wish.
you are the guest on sesame street,
and can teach keds anything you wish.
you are a Guest on Game Grumps.
you are now friends with the Dude
Choose Wisely
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#7 - anon (05/29/2013) [-]
Why are some of these choices even here? is there anyone that would give up ANY mutant power, becoming a sith or jedi, being the most powerful lantern, etc, just so they can be a guest on game grumps or teach kids on sesame street? You mean I could be all powerful? Na, I want to teach kids about the letter p.
User avatar #203 to #7 - Eralus (05/30/2013) [-]
I will teach the children of the world about Battletoads. Sponsored today by the letter B!
User avatar #212 to #7 - BLOONMOON (05/30/2013) [-]
Essentially, children are the future. You can teach them to hate, expect wars and more hate in the world. Teach them to appreciate what most of the kids today don't appreciate, to think for themselves and question everything, and you can expect better generations to come. Something among those lines. If you don't see the massive power that is, then you have to re-think. It might not seem much, but you would be surprised in how much a parent will let their children absorb television at young ages.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ect-kgxBb4M
^its a link to Sesame Street's famous 'One of these things is not like the other' song
Do you realize this could have been the possible seed in many children that would grow into racism or xenophobia? A child's mind is so ******* simple, so much power. Thats my own opinion anyways.
User avatar #78 to #7 - funnyhillman (05/29/2013) [-]
you could teach all the kids how to be racist or nazis. think about it.
#182 to #78 - anon (05/30/2013) [-]
We have the internet, kids are already racist and 90% have ****** my mom.
#52 - mattymc (05/29/2013) [-]
>choose pick of destiny
>become greatest rockstar of all time
> single-handedly revive rock and roll as the most popular genre of music
> party and get laid constantly
>create new golden age of rock
> buy out the record label that owned me
> do philanthropy, using my millions to improve the lives of others
> retire knowing that i made a difference
#34 - chaosnazo (05/29/2013) [-]
>Choose Pokémon
>Choose Jirachi for starter
>Wish for everything else

You are making it too easy for me.
#49 to #34 - captnpl ONLINE (05/29/2013) [-]
You don't have enough badges to train him.
You don't have enough badges to train him.
#59 to #34 - ctfacrylic ONLINE (05/29/2013) [-]
"You are given any starter you wish"
Keyword: Starter
Nice try though.
#46 - nexdemise (05/29/2013) [-]
Death note.

There's plenty of people that need to die. First page dedicated to the westboro baptist church.
#73 to #46 - iaintevencare (05/29/2013) [-]
You'd have to write real small...
User avatar #219 to #73 - captainfuckitall (05/30/2013) [-]
Nope. If the same rules apply, he would never run out of pages
#18 - thesheepguru (05/29/2013) [-]
Gimme the pick any time
#162 - seesaws (05/30/2013) [-]
GUEST ON GAME GRUMPS? COUNT ME IN.
GUEST ON GAME GRUMPS? COUNT ME IN.
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#166 to #162 - lorddoctoroftardis (05/30/2013) [-]
EVEN DEMOS KNOW!!!
EVEN DEMOS KNOW!!!
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#64 - iaintevencare (05/29/2013) [-]
Guess I didn't really have a choice.....
#66 to #64 - fuckatron (05/29/2013) [-]
Is that THE pick of destiny?? and if so, you can choose another as you already have it.
#71 to #66 - iaintevencare (05/29/2013) [-]
Pokémon trainer then!!
#159 - photoninja (05/30/2013) [-]
I'm wouldn't be a Digimon Tamer, I'd be a Digidestined!
I'm wouldn't be a Digimon Tamer, I'd be a Digidestined!
User avatar #190 to #159 - sketchE ONLINE (05/30/2013) [-]
i dunno the upgrade cards and fusing with the digimon? my choice is veemon though so
#157 - reican (05/30/2013) [-]
Pokemon all the way
Pokemon all the way
User avatar #141 - sptnfouroneseven (05/30/2013) [-]
As much as I am a fan of Harry Potter. Nope, The chances of me dying in Hogwarts because of those events... Are high as all hell. The Jedi Knight/Sith Lord sounds cool and all, but the ability to cut your own head off is too high... Im already half Batman, so that's a good choice...

Either Digimon Tamer with Augumon, from Digimon Adventures of course, or Batman.
User avatar #220 to #141 - captainfuckitall (05/30/2013) [-]
Eh. But still, even with the Digimon, Pokemon, or Batman choices, you are still mortal. Being a Jedi or being a student at Hogwarts, your potential would be unlimited
#99 - tomsophsis (05/30/2013) [-]
i'd phase through walls like a boss.
#57 - cheifadvisoryuri (05/29/2013) [-]
Being on television with a widely viewed network would play very well on my part considering what I do.
#164 - jalthelas (05/30/2013) [-]
**jalthelas rolls 2**
#180 to #164 - dikslapping (05/30/2013) [-]
2 dead parents   
   
gif is just there for entertainment purposes and is not a reflection of this comment.
2 dead parents

gif is just there for entertainment purposes and is not a reflection of this comment.
#134 - klokwork (05/30/2013) [-]
THE MOTHER 			*******		 PICK   
   
'Cause it's the Pick!   
Of Destiny, child.   
You know where we'll be rockin', 'cause it's 			*******		 insane.   
   
It's just the Pick!   
Of Destiny, child.   
More precious than a diamond on a platinum chain.   
   
In Venice beach there was a man named Kage.   
When he was buskin' he was all the rage.   
He met Jables and he taught him well.   
All the techniques that were developed in Hell.   
   
Cock push-ups and the power slide.   
gig simulation now there's nowhere to hide.   
They formed a band they named Tenacious D.   
And then they got the Pick of Destiny.
THE MOTHER ******* PICK

'Cause it's the Pick!
Of Destiny, child.
You know where we'll be rockin', 'cause it's ******* insane.

It's just the Pick!
Of Destiny, child.
More precious than a diamond on a platinum chain.

In Venice beach there was a man named Kage.
When he was buskin' he was all the rage.
He met Jables and he taught him well.
All the techniques that were developed in Hell.

Cock push-ups and the power slide.
gig simulation now there's nowhere to hide.
They formed a band they named Tenacious D.
And then they got the Pick of Destiny.
#138 to #134 - shitstormjoe (05/30/2013) [-]
You get my thumb good sir... ************** !
User avatar #139 to #134 - satanlovesyou (05/30/2013) [-]
there is no other real option.
User avatar #174 - astrozombies **User deleted account** (05/30/2013) [-]
The pick of destiny. Don't even have to think twice.
#173 - addlen (05/30/2013) [-]
Being friends with The Dude > everything else.
Being friends with The Dude > everything else.
#171 - gamgroomps (05/30/2013) [-]
I've never been good at choosing, so I'll let my username choose for me.
#170 - anon (05/30/2013) [-]
The one ring; cheerleader locker rooms. That is all.
#109 - faithrider (05/30/2013) [-]
i can't choose between these three, ligthsaber, batman, and the dude. (thought about mutant, but if i were a mutant i would prefer to be deadpool, and he never attended xaviers school, he broke in to sex with the ladies, but he was never a student)   
   
situations-   
1. Jedi/sith Lord- i woukd become a jedi and train until i had mastered all of the light side of the force, then turn dark side. learn from a sith lord. once i had done that i would abandon all of my sith and jedi teachings and create my own code where it mixes the power and longevity of a sith lord, with the humility and peace, and care of the jedi. allowing for compassion and love, but being able to keep emotions out of a deadly situation.   
   
2. always be who you are, unless you can be batman, always be batman   
   
3. it's the dude.   
   
i think there should be one more option, become any video game character of your choosing. i would then choose that one and be death from darksiders 2
i can't choose between these three, ligthsaber, batman, and the dude. (thought about mutant, but if i were a mutant i would prefer to be deadpool, and he never attended xaviers school, he broke in to sex with the ladies, but he was never a student)

situations-
1. Jedi/sith Lord- i woukd become a jedi and train until i had mastered all of the light side of the force, then turn dark side. learn from a sith lord. once i had done that i would abandon all of my sith and jedi teachings and create my own code where it mixes the power and longevity of a sith lord, with the humility and peace, and care of the jedi. allowing for compassion and love, but being able to keep emotions out of a deadly situation.

2. always be who you are, unless you can be batman, always be batman

3. it's the dude.

i think there should be one more option, become any video game character of your choosing. i would then choose that one and be death from darksiders 2
User avatar #246 to #109 - dracory (05/30/2013) [-]
lol now you got me wanting to drink but it's 3 am here
User avatar #247 to #246 - faithrider (05/30/2013) [-]
10 til 1 here, but i started at about 10 so i have been sipping on this for a while. it was tasty. i am technically not of age yet, but my grandparents still allow me to drink some on days that i don't have work the day after. since i am young and don't have much experience with it. and i want the "drink" to last i usually try to make my own mixes. my last one was a "xing tea" a local brand of canned iced tea that is flavored. it is the only one i like because only their blueberry, mango ad pomegranate flavors taste any good to me. so i tried the mango one mixed with a bit of my grandma's margaritaville mix. passionfruit flavored margarita, mixed with tea. it was tasty but i like the vodka better. it has more of a kick and the kick is a but different than the margarita. so far the mello yellow with orange flavored vodka is my favorite mix i have ever done. out of you know, not that many but still.
User avatar #248 to #247 - dracory (05/30/2013) [-]
no worries here if you dont mind i'm a smoker also considering the original comments are you by any chance a one piece fan?
User avatar #249 to #248 - faithrider (05/30/2013) [-]
actually i am but i prefer the mangas of any series to the anime. basically the story comes across better. it seems harder to follow on screen to me. the other thing i like to do is balance my mangas. so one piece is a very funny story where-as dgrayman (the other one i need to catch up on) is a bit more depressing. i usually read them together to keep my mood balanced. also i dressed up (unsuccessfully) as luffy for halloween last year. this year i am going to do the Doctor. but not specifically any one doctor. i have my own oc, based off of some unconfirmed whovian lore. anyway, why do you ask about one peice? is it because of how much i speak?
User avatar #250 to #249 - dracory (05/30/2013) [-]
i like having a conversation while i meditate and i ask about one piece for 2 reasons one is what devil fruit/ power would you have it you could join the crew with any fruit except main crew and second how uptodate are you on the manga

p.s. i'm both watching/listening to the anime and reading the manga right now
#252 to #250 - faithrider (05/30/2013) [-]
cool. i don't currently meditate. but i plan on starting a form, not traditional, something more focused on God. if you've seen me around you know that i am a very devout Christian. so anything i do will be try to be revolved around glorifying God. so basically the idea being that i would sit in silence for a while trying to be in God's presence. my problem is i am afraid i will end up like this... <<<
cool. i don't currently meditate. but i plan on starting a form, not traditional, something more focused on God. if you've seen me around you know that i am a very devout Christian. so anything i do will be try to be revolved around glorifying God. so basically the idea being that i would sit in silence for a while trying to be in God's presence. my problem is i am afraid i will end up like this... <<<
User avatar #253 to #252 - dracory (05/30/2013) [-]
this sad to say is somewhat close to a true state of meditation while i meditate sometimes my boby feels paralized like i'm asleep but i retain sight and arm control, i meditate to fine my understand of the world, my family tried to raise me religously but it's didnt fit for me i dont follow any religon not cause i dont believe but because i believe there will always be more we need to understand before we can ever jest we know about the lord and the universe

and about the onepiece questions?
User avatar #255 to #253 - faithrider (05/30/2013) [-]
idk. i really don't think about the devil fruits because i love to swim so i wouldn't care to eat one. i would rather discuss types of innocence from dgrayman if you know anything about that... i created my own original character based off of dgrayman
User avatar #257 to #255 - dracory (05/30/2013) [-]
i do and ok list the stats i will look for my notes on dgray . . .one sec

and in onepiece i ment side powers like haki can be included
User avatar #258 to #257 - faithrider (05/30/2013) [-]
idk i haven't gotten quite that far i guess. they are in the forest on skypeia


a couple of parasite innocence (parts of one innocence but since they manifest differently they tend to be called different names)
one in my ear, something along the lines of the God's ear, because it is a small one, it simply allows me to hear farther and tell truth from lies, you get the gyst.
the other one is attached to my shoulders. it is named Masked Angel and looks like a trench coat/cloak that hangs down. when activated it manifests as large angel wings. it also has a sort of hood attached that has the ability to when i activate the "shroud of darkness" ability i become invisible to the eye. now you ind of see where i get the "masked angel" idea. also the wings themselves give me the ability to fly faster than the speed of light. this of course cannot be used with shroud of darkness, since that renders me invisible and then going the speed of light is very visible.

equipment: i technically only have one but it also manifest in different ways. however since it is equipment the separate manifestations are still the same name. (each different manifestation has a name, but... anyway im gettting to that) the overall name is "the Armor of God" basically each separate manifestation is a different peice, the sword of the spirit, or the shield of faith, etc and then etched into each one of them is the specific verse of the bible that calls it by name... just because that would look badass anyway.
User avatar #261 to #258 - dracory (05/30/2013) [-]
as for onepiece i'm all up-to-date and your 2 years behind now man and you havent even seen the epic arcs to come
User avatar #263 to #261 - faithrider (05/30/2013) [-]
i know. they just beat the trial of the balls and that is all i can remember...
User avatar #265 to #263 - dracory (05/30/2013) [-]
sure see you then
User avatar #267 to #265 - faithrider (05/30/2013) [-]
have you been up all night????
User avatar #268 to #267 - dracory (05/30/2013) [-]
i meditate instead of sleep i spend the night studing
User avatar #269 to #268 - faithrider (05/30/2013) [-]
hmmm.... i see.
User avatar #270 to #269 - dracory (05/30/2013) [-]
well then welcome back my friend how was your sleep feeling better after sleeping off the booze
User avatar #264 to #261 - faithrider (05/30/2013) [-]
anyway i am off to bed. talk some other time i hope.
User avatar #260 to #258 - dracory (05/30/2013) [-]
my parasite type is moving cross shaped innocence that i could use for close combat, i.e. say i'm attacked from behind a cross will appear on my back and absorb the impact, and transfer all the energy into myself where i can focus it to other uses


the equipment is it's brother, a sword in the shape of a cross it like it's brother absorbs energy but unstead it comsumes the energy
User avatar #262 to #260 - faithrider (05/30/2013) [-]
cool. i forgot to mention that the armor of God equipment manifests when inactive as a simple pair of gloves. and i think that i want them to turn crystal where the spots for the blood sacrifice being like the back of my hands or my wrists... something along those lins. i hadn't gotten too far into what a crystal type is, but it seems that that works for me.
User avatar #254 to #253 - faithrider (05/30/2013) [-]
still thinking about one piece. as for your religious thing. i think we can know God. and of course there will always be things we can't comprehend, but we can know God intimately as a friend and he certainly can...
User avatar #256 to #254 - dracory (05/30/2013) [-]
if/when i meet him then i'll talk to him i love conversing no onesided talking i'll have eterity at that point so i'm taking my time on earth to explore what ever i can and learn through my own sight
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User avatar #272 to #109 - dracory (05/31/2013) [-]
i see your still online
User avatar #273 to #272 - faithrider (05/31/2013) [-]
rather i am online again. i logged off last night like i said i would. and then logged off a whiel ago so i could catch up on some suprenatural.
User avatar #274 to #273 - dracory (05/31/2013) [-]
ah kk just came in to see you on is all
User avatar #160 to #109 - dracory (05/30/2013) [-]
i would take the mutant powers cause you can have deadpools powers but not his personality/complete memories, so take advantage of all the training you get here leave then follow your master.

as for me i would pick energy absorbtion and slowly gain the powers of mutants i spend time around, would follow xavier but would mess with plans to change the outcome so massive amouts of energy gets released so i can absorb as much as i want.

i cant be batman. . . i am unworthy, i would take the place of alfred's butler

on jedi reverse order but same,

and it's the dude
User avatar #201 to #160 - faithrider (05/30/2013) [-]
you have some excellent points, but deadpool , part of the point of being him is the attitude, or i might as well be wolverine, but i suppose without the memories, that could be okay... also i think the jedi might be suspect of any sith lord being retrained in their presence. what i mean to say is that jedi often defect from the order and join the sith, but rarely does the reverse happen because sith crave power and part of being a jedi is the humility to only use power when there is no other option. the jedi tend to think things through before rushing in to any situation rather than go in guns blazing. that is the advantage of both i suppose. with the jedi you are able to control your power and emotions, while with the sith you have the strength and power to do so, and the shroud of the darkness as your ally. basically with the jedi training you can see a situation as it plays out before it happens and be ready, while with the sith training you have the strength power and stealth to complete it.
User avatar #209 to #201 - dracory (05/30/2013) [-]
then what saber type/color would you use, i would take twin short sabers yellow and black
to represent balance
User avatar #213 to #209 - faithrider (05/30/2013) [-]
one dual ended lightsaber, deep blue blades, similar to the kind darth maul had (save for the color) but with one major difference, the two ends split into a dual wield light saber of equal length ( probably a nice medium length blade) it would be my primary i imagine because the bo staff is the weapon i currently know how to use ( i took karate and we started with simple bo staff katas) and the dual wield split saber would be similar to my preferred fighting method once i learn how to. this carried iin a sling across my back

one longer ligthsaber with a hilt similar to obi-wan kenobis with a blue blade. because it pays to have a spare in case your old one gets broken or stole or knocked away. also because the single blade is more classy and more ceremonial so it would be something i carry at my right hip.

and two short blade tri-sabers with one of them dark purple blades and the other one with neon green blades. the two tri-sabers would be specifically for throwing. these carried in a small bag on the opposite hip to my ceremonial saber, so they are more easily and accurately thrown.

so now that the you know that the number and style of sabers is only limited by your imagination, anything to add to yours?
User avatar #214 to #213 - dracory (05/30/2013) [-]
i ment primary blade i'm an instructor in martial arts and i specialized in weapons in my class the 5 of us each mastered a different weapon i had single/dual tai chi swords, the bo master was the youngest in our class and the shortest yet the best with a weapon bigger than him, the nunchuc specialist (hit himself by mistake during his form) need 12 stitches he didnt even notice and finished his form, the carl with his kamas (think mikey from tmnt) and our boken exspert moved so fast the blade disappeared even in the vdeo tape.

ahh and to the jedi second thing i would think they would try to pull more out of the darkness and teach them to controll and wield their power
User avatar #226 to #214 - faithrider (05/30/2013) [-]
also i was kind of thinking maybe i could keep a fusion cutter in my boot for just in case situations...
User avatar #225 to #214 - faithrider (05/30/2013) [-]
i know what kamas are, where did you get mikey though? mikey uses dual nunchuku, none of them use kamas, raph uses scis, donnie uses a bo, and leo dual wields the katanas. the one i wanted to master (but i had some situations that forced me to quit that dojo before i could achieve the belt required to do so) was dual dao/broadswords like prince zuko form avatar. the form and synchronous appealed to me. his plight appealed to me because it kind of reminded me of my relationship with my sister.
User avatar #229 to #225 - dracory (05/30/2013) [-]
i ment mikey's personality, but regaurdless nice choice in saber
User avatar #227 to #225 - dracory (05/30/2013) [-]
ment mikey's personality, and sukos weapons were dual saders i thought more aribic style
User avatar #231 to #227 - faithrider (05/30/2013) [-]
hey i had to post the story in two comments. but there it is i suppose you'll probably be at least a tad interested about it.
User avatar #228 to #227 - faithrider (05/30/2013) [-]
i researched it they did look kind of arabic but they are listed on the avatar wikia as being dual dao swords forged in such a way as to be sheathed in one scabard. that was the other thing that appealed to me about them. the thinness and light weight of a sword. with two for more defence, and the thickness and weight behind the "sweet spot" of the blade for the strength it needs. but like i said, at this point it doesn't matter because i have no-one to teach me how to wield them properly.

basically the main sensei went on vacation last summer and i corrected the substittute sensei (she was a black belt who had just gotten it a few months prior but she was basically the second highest ranking in the class). she got some terminology wrong and i like an idiot asked for "clarification" in class. when she let us off for break i tried to apologize as i knew what i had done wrong. she wouldn't let me. i understand this is about respect but i was trying to make it right. anyway i was silent for the rest of class. afterwards i was waiting for my ride home after class and she came up to me while i was waiting and she confronted me about it. she told me it was disrespectful gave teh wwhole schpiel. i knew i all of that and had tried to make it right before but she wouldn't let me. my ride came and as i was leaving she called to me and said, " Oh by the way, i am right"
so the next week comes around and the main sensei is back. he had spoken with my mother and he wanted to speak with me before class started.
problem # 1 -when he spoke with me the other sensei was present, i don't feel that is the appropriate way to handle the situation as he has only heard her side of it and i never got the chance to tell him.
problem # 2 - he told my mom that i was right, the other sensei was wrong.

so all of this is fine i could deal with that and the punishment he gave me ( 1 month probation, i wasn't allowed in the dojo for a month)

but problem # 3 is why i haven't returned
User avatar #230 to #228 - faithrider (05/30/2013) [-]
problem # 3 was that to begin with respect has to be earned for me. the other sensei had definitely worked long and hard for that position and everything and i saw some of the things she did and i respected her up until this point. but what made me lose all respect for her and want to not return to the dojo was that the other sensei who was wrong had explicitly made me feel like a fool, telling me that she was without a doubt right and when we found out that i actually had the information right she never apologized or tried to make anything right. if she had tried at all even in the slightest i would have been fine with it but as soon as she declined to apologize i lost all of my respect for her. and i cannot take orders from a person i don't respect.
User avatar #232 to #228 - dracory (05/30/2013) [-]
no thats the subs mistake, respect and humility are both traits of a black belt correction should be requested,

as for the aftermath it sounds like a school for money more than pride
User avatar #233 to #232 - faithrider (05/30/2013) [-]
the school is through my church they actually are not really too much about the money because they only charge 35 per individual or 50 for the entire family (2 or 5 people, really doesn't matter) that pricing thing of course being the reason it is held in the foyer of my church because the rent on somewhere more "dojoish" would drive the costs up. if you want to really understand our style though watch the original karate kid trilogy. the style mr miyagi uses is actually our style. i found this out because in the 3rd movie he is doing a kata that i learned. a very specific kata that is one of the more focused on ones in our form. it is called goju-ryu. it even originates in okinawa (like in the movie) ryu meaning go-meaning hard (and also apparently the number 5) and ju meaning soft (and apparently 10, never realized that until i split them up writing them down...) and ryu meaning style. this being because the style utilizes both hard movements such as kicks and punches, and soft styles such as palm heel pushes and may of our blocks are considered soft styles. it is a very close in fighting style. i have a friend who does judo/jiujitsu is a black belt and i have sparred him about 8 times. i beat him 6 out of those 8 times because i am good at reading my opponent (part of the goju way) and also because judo doesn't seem to focus as much on the close in fighting. so basically i win because i can't more combos out faster and better than he can get me to the ground. when we spar i essentially tap out as soon as i am on the ground because i have never been tried in self defense on the ground. so when we spar one of our rules is specifically that if he gets me to the ground he has won that spar. because we are friends we have basically agreed we don't really want anyone passing out...
User avatar #234 to #233 - dracory (05/30/2013) [-]
i was taught real life combat vs. weapons, multiple opponents, and ground combat, was a ruff school lucky i made it as far as i have
User avatar #235 to #234 - faithrider (05/30/2013) [-]
mine was strictly self defense. so like we are taught realistic situations. with the idea that the average joe on the street trying to mug me doesn't know any specific art form i can predict his movements and thus finish the fight quickly, avoiding going to the ground. keeping the fight upright i can keep going but as soon as i am on the ground i have no experience. of course that is part of why i beat my friend so much. i know his style is very heavy on grabs, locks and grappling. so i keep the sparring short, in close and off of the ground at all costs.

another thign i noticed about it is that it is a very dirty fighting style. we are focused on getting yourself out of the situation. basically at any cost. so we definitely focus on face (nnose and eyes) shots, and groin shots. another part of the body one of my favorite to exploit is the kidneys. kidneys are fun...
User avatar #236 to #235 - dracory (05/30/2013) [-]
i actual got mugged and never needed to raise a fist the bought the story i spun them (one had a gun, later found out the shot a dude a few blocks away, got away with over $150 worth of stuff all they got was a used busted phone
User avatar #237 to #236 - faithrider (05/30/2013) [-]
hmm. see depending on the situation, i would say i would have tried to take the out, i mean you were there so i assume you were able to judge them. but if you had fought them, even just to the ground, they wouldn't have gotten away, i mean there is the line between if they touch you first, but if you had brought them down, the guy down the road wouldn't have been shot. i'd say... if they pulled a gun on you ( i assume they didn't by your wording of the story) it would have been easy enough to disarm them, call the cops, then not press charges so that it kind of passes some kindness on to them. and who knows maybe they would have needed to be shown that.
User avatar #238 to #237 - dracory (05/30/2013) [-]
he was shot before them mugged me i was the next target i had the gunmen behind me and his bud in from they wanted me to "give them my pants" around here ment empty the pockets but i told them if i had anything worth taking would i be walking 6 miles to work (a lie but all part of the act) the held up and old dead phone "by mistake" the guy grabbed it pretended to struggle for it then let go and watched them run off then reported it
User avatar #240 to #238 - faithrider (05/30/2013) [-]
oooooooh. ok i thought because of the order they had shot the guy AFTER walking away. but whatever. i usually don't lock my car doors because all inall my car is a pos that would actually cost those guys money to steal it...
User avatar #239 to #237 - dracory (05/30/2013) [-]
the gun was hidden in his hoody but i saw the barrel
User avatar #241 to #239 - faithrider (05/30/2013) [-]
oh ok. that wouldn't be so simple then. i probably would have shoulder checked the guy with the gun. then disable his friend while he recovers then break his hand so he cna't pull the trigger.
User avatar #242 to #241 - dracory (05/30/2013) [-]
gunmen kept back about 7 feet his buddy in my face, i COULD have grabbed the guy in front and pulled him around like a shield but the gunmen would most likey fire and either hit ok kill someone or his own friend so i played it off so noone would get hurt and at the time i didnt know about the shotting
User avatar #243 to #242 - faithrider (05/30/2013) [-]
like i said. you were the one there. so i really don't know.
User avatar #244 to #243 - dracory (05/30/2013) [-]
the first and formost important skill to have as a martial artist is adaptability, and the disipline to walk away
User avatar #245 to #244 - faithrider (05/30/2013) [-]
this is true. well i have just finished some mello yellow spiked with some orange flavored vodka. so i should go to bed....because i am starting to feel it... maybe i will sit here for a minute because it feels pretty good....
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